#pers: joe keery

[florallylly]

rip to joe keery but somehow along the way steve harrington became such a separate entity in my mind that seeing him as steve is a bit of a jump scare

[oberrrion]

twenty twenty (2019)

[forbescaroline]

TOP 5/10 CHARACTERS PER SHOW (as voted by my followers) ↳ stranger things edition #1. Steve Harrington portrayed by Joe Keery

[steveharrington]

Have we seen Steve interacting with authority figures? I feel like we must have at some point but I can't think of any... which is maybe why I struggle to imagine what Steve and Hopper/Joyce sharing a scene might look like. I guess there's that scene with Barb's parents?

we HAVENT ‼️ hardly anyways! off the top of my head i’m fairly sure that the only adults we’ve seen steve interact with (and i define interacting by him talking to them directly or vice versa) are barb’s parents like you said, the guys he walked up to cleaning the theater marquee, and the russian general. genuinely cannot think of anyone else. isn’t that so upsetting

i wouldn’t call barb’s parents or the movie marquee guys authority figures per se, but i do think you could kinda categorize ozerov that way. at the very least, he has massive power over steve (literally has him tied up and drugged). i think it’s notable that of these instances where steve is sharing a scene with an adult, he is consistently doing some sort of repentance. cleaning up the marquee, visiting barb’s parents after she died in his backyard, and being beaten for finding the operation (which served as a larger message to steve that once again reminds him he was an Evil Little Boy). we’ve never seen steve interact with an adult to receive comfort or protection—it’s always the opposite, actually. uncomfortable at the very least, literally being tortured at the most.

i think a very underrated moment is steve threatening ozerov by saying that hopper is going to save them. i think it’s sooooo genuinely deeply sad, actually! he so confidently thought hopper (and other adults ie the us calvary) were going to come save him and robin, when actually no one even knew they were down there. if dustin and erica hadn’t saved them, literally no one would have!!!! the same protection that hopper and joyce provide the other kids/teens don’t really extend to steve and robin, which makes sense logically since they’re kinda on the outskirts. they are not their children or close friends of their children. but i think that line is so meaningful and sad because it kinda implies that steve thinks of himself as falling under that umbrella of protection, but he doesn’t :(

that’s not to say that i think hopper is canonically like “fuck steve harrington i don’t care about that kid”, but the writing in st thus far hasn’t really been dynamic enough to give us glimpses into the various ways that All these kids/teens/adults are inherently tied together after going through category 5 monster moments every half a year together. i really hope season 5 remedies that (it sounds and looks like they might?) by giving us these rare interactions between characters who have almost been killed by the exact same Creature several times but have somehow never talked. i also want so badly for someone to acknowledge that steve becomes the de facto adult when joyce and hopper aren’t around (i know mom steve jokes got annoying but they stemmed from his behavior clearly modeling that of a Parent with the kids) and maybe give us insight into how steve views himself….does he feel like an adult? would he view hopper as an authority figure, or would he almost see him as a peer and equal considering they both end up being the meat shields when it comes to fighting people and monsters? i need to know…..

i do think we’ll get at least a crumb of steve and hopper in s5, at least because david harbour and joe keery have both talked about wanting to share scenes and it would be so mean of the writers to just be like no sorry we don’t have time for a 2 second interaction in this 10 hour season LOL but we shall see <3

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introducing cheerscoopscentral's first ever event:

Cheerscoops Week! - the f.a.q. | prompts

📣 What is it? Cheerscoops Week is an event created to help inspire the creative talents of those who ship the characters Steve Harrington and Chrissy Cunningham in Netflix's hit show Stranger Things. Throughout the week, a different prompt will be highlighted. We have three categories to choose from, each befitting a similar theme per day: a Writing prompt (fics, blurbs, headcanon lists, etc), a Visual prompt (edits, manips, gifs, moodboards, fanart, etc) and an Alternate Universe prompt befitting of any creative outlet as an alternative option.

🍨When is it? The first cheerscoopscentral Cheerscoops Week will take place from September 17-23, 2023!

📣 How do I take part? By posting content relevant to each day's prompt, with the caption/description: "@cheerscoopscentral's cheerscoops week 2023 | day [#]: [your chosen prompt]" and tagging it with #cheerscoopsweek23 and #cheerscoopscentral so we can see it!

🍨 Do I have to participate in the whole week?Not at all! You can upload as much or as little as you'd like. If only one prompt throughout the week is the one that resonates with you, so be it! We're just happy we've inspired you to make content.

📣 What does 'free space' mean? That's a chance for your own creativity to really shine! Maybe in creating prompted content, you've been inspired to make your own! Maybe you can think of a really good idea that should have been a prompt but we never thought to include! That's just a day to round off the week with anything of your choice.

🍨But there's so little content to use for visual prompts! So, go nuts! Here's Joe Keery's IMDb page, and Grace Van Dien's. JustWatch is a good resource to find where to stream those things in your country (if you can), and there are *ahem* other ways of gaining access to content. Pinterest is a good resource for graphic/photoboard/manip/fic header fodder, especially if you go hunting for more aesthetic photos that could be Cheerscoops-coded. That's all the fun of creating!

[madaboutmunson]

Sweet Home Chicago Series (Summary Post)

Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5

So this is a little AU that was inspired by the picture below of Joe Keery from the Style Magazine Italia photoshoot.

The setting is 1959 Chicago, Little Italy.

In this AU you’ll see Steddie have pretty different lives to the AU’s I normally write.

Steve isn't the sad, rich, lonely only child he normally is.

Eddie is turning over a new leaf and his parents are relatively ok.

I chose 1959, not because of the show canon connection but rather because of the style at that particular turn of the decade.

These are my versions of them I made for my own reference, and yours if you want an idea of how I see them.

I don't think there are any warnings on this one, but if you spot anything you think should be flagged up as a warning, please let me know and I will add it straight away.

I decided to use it as my setting for @eddiemonth, and am aiming for one fic per week, with a selection of the week’s prompts to be included.

It’s going to be a lot of wholesome fluff, honestly, and I hope you like it 🙂 Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5

[roosterbox]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Since I had a RL obligation-free day today (yesterday, rather, but I haven’t slept yet), and I needed the time to relax, I decided to watch Spree for the first time. Also the first thing I’ve watched with Joe Keery in it. Yes, I still have not watched Stranger Things. My resolve not to (knowing how S4 ends) is getting smaller day by day, but it’s still there, dang it!

But anyway, Spree.

I put up a little mini review on Twitter, but if you were curious about my thoughts, I’ll put them behind a cut. Because, you know, SPOILERS.

I liked that it wasn’t a scary horror movie per se (though the premise of a murderous rideshare driver is pretty scary) but a fun one. Which might seem incomprehensible to a non-genre fan, the concept of a horror movie being ‘fun.’ The plot was engaging, and the build-up/escalation was so well done. It got more than a little awkward for me at times, but only because I get secondhand embarrassment reeeeeeally bad. It’s why I generally don’t fuck with livestreams too much; the potential for something to go wrong, or get weird and awkward, is too much. But I knew going in what the movie was about, so at least I wasn’t blindsided by it, lol.

Joe is really really great in this. At times both interesting and pathetic. He imbues Kurt with enough character that you’re always wondering what the fuck he’s gonna do next, but not so much that you root for him or feel much sympathy for him at all, other than a basic ‘feel sorry for the loser who brought this on himself’ kind of thing. Maybe that’s just me. I’ve got a bleeding heart, what can I say? Maybe it’s just because it’s Joe, and I like Joe.

The other characters are interesting too. I’m glad the murder victims were a mix of assholes and non-assholes. Can’t have us sympathize with Kurt too much. I liked Jessie pretty much immediately, and am glad she was the one who survived. David Arquette was surprisingly effective too. His last scene made me… feel things. Like dang, bro. Also, I knew I recognized one other actor in this, but it took me a hot minute. Whoa, I can’t believe Joe Keery is in a movie with Jared, 19, who never fucking learned how to read!

The last five minutes or so are excellent. Very intense, edge-of-the-seat type stuff. Only to then whip back into fun territory again when Jessie acquiesces to the chat’s request to take a selfie with Kurt’s body. Which she does. Smiling. I was cackling, lol. Plus the fact that she got more clout by killing him? Chef’s kiss.

Overall, I enjoyed it!

Favorite scene: when Kurt gets a ride, makes some small talk, and the driver’s like “don’t worry, I’m not the guy killing people lol.” They both laugh awkwardly before Kurt goes, “yeah, I know.” Next scene, Kurt is driving the car. Very subtle. I dig it.

[lamilanomagazine]

Venezia 80: la selezione ufficiale.

Venezia 80: la selezione ufficiale. Annunciato il programma di Venezia 80 che si terrà dal 30 agosto al 9 settembre. Sono sei i film italiani in gara per il Leone d’oro annunciati dal direttore artistico Alberto Barbera con il presidente della Biennale Roberto Cicutto. In prima mondiale approderà al Lido “Comandante” di Edoardo De Angelis con Pierfrancesco Favino, che sarà il film di apertura e in concorso alla 80esima Mostra del Cinema di Venezia. Gli altri titoli italiani sono “Io Capitano”, di Matteo Garrone; “Finalmente l’alba”, di Saverio Costanzo; “Enea”, opera seconda di Pietro Castellitto, anche protagonista insieme a Benedetta Porcaroli; “Lubo”, di Giorgio Diritti; “Adagio”, di Stefano Sollima con Toni Servillo e Valerio Mastandrea. Tra gli altri titoli annunciati Woody Allen “Coup de Chance”, “The Palace” di Roman Polanski e “L’ordine del tempo”, di Liliana Cavani nella sezione Fuori Concorso. In gara per il Leone d’oro, tra i 23 titoli del concorso oltre ai sei italiani troviamo “Dogman”, di Luc Besson; “Maestro”, la seconda regia dell’attore Bradley Cooper che qui si dedica alla biografia del compositore Bernstein; “Priscilla”, il nuovo atteso film di Sofia Coppola sulla vera storia della moglie di Elvis Presley; ”The Killer”, il nuovo thriller di David Fincher con Michael Fassbender; “Poor Things”, di Yorgos Lantimos con Emma Stone; “El Conde” di Pablo Larrain con un Pinochet vampiro e il biopic “Ferrari”, di Michael Mann con Adam Driver e Penelope Cruz. Venezia 80, il programma ufficiale: Comandante di Edoardo De Angelis The Promised Land di Nikolaj Arcel con Mads Mikkelsen Dogman di Luc Besson con Caleb Landry Jones La Bête di Bertrand Bonello con Léa Seydoux Hors-saison di Stéphane Brizé con Guillaume Canet e Alba Rohrwacher Enea di Pietro Castellitto con un fitto cast in cui figura anche il padre Sergio Maestro di Bradley Cooper con Carey Mulligan, Cooper stesso e non solo. Priscilla di Sofia Coppola Finalmente l’alba di Saverio Costanzo con Lily James, Joe Keery, Alba Rohrwacher, Willem Dafoe Lubo di Giorgio Diritti con Franz Rogowski Origin di Ava DuVernay, regista indipendente afroamericana, per la prima volta a Venezia. The Killer di David Fincher (Netflix). Torna la prima volta da Fight Club (1999), con Michael Fassbender e Tilda Swinton. Memory di Michel Franco con Jessica Chastain. Io capitano di Matteo Garrone. Film italiano ma non in lingua italiana, per scelta del regista. Evil Does Not Exist di Ryusuke Hamaguchi. The Green Border di Agnieszka Holland, girato in semi-clandestinità sul confine bielorusso-polacco. Die Theorie Von Allem di Timm Kröger. Poor Things di Yorgos Lanthimos con Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo (che non saranno presenti a Venezia, per lo sciopero SAG), Willem Dafoe. El Conde di Pablo Larraín, rivisitazione vampiresca di Pinochet a 50 anni dal colpo di Stato in Cile. Ferrari di Michael Mann con Adam Driver e Penélope Cruz. Adagio di Stefano Sollima con Pierfrancesco Favino, Toni Servillo, Valerio Mastandrea, Adriano Giannini, Francesco Di Leva. Woman of di Małgorzata Szumowska e Michał Englert. Holly di Fien Troch. Fuori concorso: Tra i Fuori Concorso è da menzionare la scelta di due serie tv, I Know Your Soul e D’argent et de sang, quest’ultima che verrà proiettata interamente con tutti i 12 episodi da 50 minuti. Arriverà al Lido anche Woody Allen con Coup de Chance, Wes Anderson con il mediometraggio tratto da una storia di Roald Dahl, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar (e un cast stellare) e persino Travis Scott, protagonista di un’opera sperimentale di Harmony Korine (per A24) intitolata Aggro Dr1ft. Grandi nomi fuori concorso sono anche Richard Linklater con Hit Man, Roman Polanski con The Palace e Liliana Cavani, che riceverà il Leone d’oro alla Carriera, con L’ordine del tempo. Atteso anche il sorprendente Quentin Dupieux con Daaaaaalì! Sempre Fuori Concorso sarà anche il film di chiusura (una produzione Netflix), La sociedad de la nieve di J.A. Bayona. Venezia 80, Orizzonti: A Cielo Abierto di Mariana Arriaga e Santiago Arriaga El Paraíso di Enrico Maria Artale Behind the Mountains di Mohamed Ben Attia The Red Suitcase di Fidel Devkota Tatami di Guy Nattiv e Zar Amir Ebrahimi Paradise is Burning di Mika Gustafson The Featherweight di Robert Kolodny Invelle di Simone Massi Hesitation Wound di Selman Nacar Heartless di Nara Normande, Tiao Una sterminata domenica di Alain Parroni City of Wind di Lkhagvadulam Purev-Ochir Explanation for Everything di Gabor Reisz Gasoline Rainbow di Bill Ross, Turner Ross Housekeeping for Beginners di Goran Stolevski En attendant la nuit di Céline Rouzet Hokage – Shadow of fire di Shinya Tsukamoto Dormitory di Nehir Tuna... #notizie #news #breakingnews #cronaca #politica #eventi #sport #moda Read the full article

[sparsilelove]

hello, what time is it? time for a fresh starter call thing 🥴

open to everyone, mutuals or otherwise. aiming for 1-2 lines lol good luck ish. send me an ask with the relevant emojis ✨ i'll do up to two per person who wants anything!!

characters:

🍬 › anyone from my roster / 🍕 › bowie halliday (felix mallard) / 🍔 › tennessee logan (jacob elordi) / 🧁 › sebastian hawk (joe keery) / 🍿 › nell orchard (samara weaving) / 🍭 › kamran mustafa (riz ahmed) / 🍪 › elliott hawthorne (charlie hunnam) / 🍫 › eddie mancini (frank grillo)

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🌹 › do whatever you want ish / 🌵 › nsft from the jump / 🍀 › vibe check (platonic to start) / 🍁 › not slice of life (supernatural or similar) / 🪴 › first meeting / 🌻 › established relationship / 🌼 › alexa play we used to be friends by the dandy warhols

[submissivegayfrenchboy2]

11 / 11 / 2024

PERSONAL FICTIVE STORY

- GREG'S POOPS -

Handsome high school student Greg had a weak stomach, which was his only weakness. This tall, blond athlete was the king of the school, quite simply because he was the most muscular. Everyone was afraid of him. Well, the nerds and the losers, yes, because the other sporty guys were his friends. In addition to a loser who did his homework in all subjects (each of Greg's friends had a homework slave per subject), Greg also had bag carriers who had to wait for him at his yard with his stuff ready. What is certain is that the nerds live under the dictatorship of Greg, the sadistic bully.

Yes, every day, after lunch, a loser is "fed". He gives Greg his share of meals to help him gain extra strength, and in exchange Greg feeds the losers by forcing them to eat his shit. Each month, a calendar, prepared by a loser gifted in organization, is sent to each loser in high school so that they know what day and what time they will have to go eat Greg's shit. While Greg eats with his friends in the high school cafeteria, surrounded by losers who serve them, a nerd has to wait for his "meal".

Today it was Mark's turn, a typical nerd with glasses. He did not go to the cafeteria but waited in a bathroom stall.

Two friends of Greg, the king of high school, were waiting for him. They led him into the bathroom stall where Greg would come to shit later. He was forced to kneel in front of the bowl, waiting before eating.

Several minutes later, Greg came in to shit. His two friends were able to go to the cafeteria to eat, while two other friends guarded the bathroom doors, preventing anyone from coming to piss or shit while Greg was there. He paid little attention to the loser who was waiting headlong. Greg pulled down his pants, farted several times in the loser's face, which made him laugh, and sat down before starting to push to make his poop fall out.

At one point Greg was having so much trouble pushing to get his shit down that he leaned on the face of the nerd in front of him. The nerd tried not to think about the fact that Greg had just scratched his balls and ass, and that his face and hair would retain that smell: being touched by Greg was considered an honor for nerds, it was forbidden for them to clean their face if Greg had spit, burped or farted in their face. All of these victims lived in constant fear that this large, muscular, violent straight white male would strike them.

The toilet faggot would sometimes hold Greg's phone so he could watch a video while shitting or masturbating a little. Sometimes the loser had to read to Greg to distract him, sing a song to relax him (a song glorifying his praises), and if the faggot was cute, suck Greg's cock while he shit.

When Greg was done shitting, he turned his big, round, muscular ass towards Mark's face: the asshole was still shitty, and in any case Mark had to clean Greg's asshole with his tongue. Mark prayed that the same thing wouldn't happen to Stan two weeks ago.

Stan had been "fed" too, but had probably gotten shit in his face when Greg turned his ass towards him, and farted in his face. Stan then spent the rest of the day with shit in his face, provoking ridicule from his comrades. Not allowed to wash himself if he wanted to avoid being hit by Greg and/or his friends, Stan had chosen to smear the shit on his face and in his hair, making the teachers believe that he had received dirt in the face.

Since Stan, nerds have been dreading Greg's ass licking moment. Mark licked around the anus quickly to avoid an impatient Greg from pushing his face into his big shitty ass to wipe himself on it, which would have resulted in Mark's face being covered in shit. The speed of Mark's licking was interpreted by Greg as a sign of enthusiasm, while Mark only wanted to be quick to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Then, on his bully's command, Mark stuck his tongue into Greg's anus to make sure his stinky hole was clean. Once Greg's ass crack was cleaned, Mark was forced to thank Greg for "his meal." Mark looked at his "meal", and turned to Greg smiling and said "Hmmm Your poops are so huge, Mr. Greg! I've never seen them this big! That's a real man's shit ! They look delicious, the color is brighting ! The smell is appetizing! Thank you very much for this good, nourishing meal, mister Greg !”. Mark didn't think a word of it, but the more cheating a faggot, the less violent Greg was.

Greg dropped drops of piss on Mark's hair and a little in his mouth. So he went out and his friends stayed to watch the toilets. They would leave when they had proof that Mark had eaten everything. Indeed, Greg shit in a paper plate placed just above the water in the bowl, so that the nerds would eat "pure" droppings, that is to say those which were not mixed with the bowl's water.

The plate, once the droppings had been swallowed, had to be completely white at the end of the “meal”. One of Greg's two friends was guarding the bathroom door and another was watching the faggot. Added to the disgust at the smell and taste of Greg's enormous droppings was the pressure of speed, because Greg's friends were merciless. They shouted insults at the fags, kicked them in the butt to see them suffer or gave them the number of minutes they had left.

"I don't just have to watch over a faggot's lunch! Eat your lunch faster, fag ! Come on, this delicious shit doesn't have to be so difficult to eat! Why are you crying? Your god Greg gave fed you, he is generous and could have let your starve!” : these are the kind of sentences the fags heard while they swallowed the long, thick stinking turds of the king of high school.

In short, eating Greg's huge droppings was far from being a moment of joy for losers. None of them wanted to eat all day, the droppings were so long and thick.

In short, eating Greg's huge droppings was far from being a moment of joy for losers. None of them wanted to eat all day, the droppings were so long and thick. It felt like I had eaten an entire chocolate cake, but it tasted terrible. If some fags experienced these moments as torture and cried, others understood that Greg and his friends would stop humiliating them if they pretended to feel pleasure from eating his shit. Indeed, Greg did not want to feed them his droppings for their pleasure.

Thus, we saw fags begging Greg on their knees, alone or in groups, to be able to eat his shit. This made Greg and his friends laugh, but they ignored the fags, who at least avoided being hit by this already very muscular man for his young age, or by him and his friends at the same time. All the other queers prayed they wouldn't end up at the same university as Greg and his friends.

END OF STORY

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HISTOIRE FICTIVE PERSONNELLE

- LES CROTTES DE GREG -

Le beau lycéen Greg avait un estomac fragile, ce qui était son seul défaut. Ce grand sportif blond était le roi de l'école, tout simplement car il était le plus musclé. Tout le monde avait peur de lui. Enfin, les intellos et les losers, oui, car les autres mecs sportifs étaient ses amis. Ce qui est sûr, c'est que les intellos vivent sous la dictature de Greg, qui fait partie d'eux.

Oui, chaque jour, après le déjeuner, un loser est "nourri". Il donne sa part de repas à Greg afin de lui permettre de prendre des forces supplémentaires, et en échange Greg nourrit les losers en les obligeant à manger sa merde. Chaque mois, un calendrier, préparé par un loser doué en organisation, est transmis à chaque loser du lycée pour qu'il sache à quel jour et quelle heure il devra aller manger la merde de Greg. Pendant que Greg mange avec ses amis à la cafétéria du lycée, entouré de losers qui les servent, un intello doit attendre son "repas".

Aujourd'hui, c'était le tour de Mark, un intello à lunettes. Il ne s'est pas rendu à la cafétéria mais a été attendre dans une cabine de toilettes. Deux amis de Greg, le roi du lycée, l'attendaient. Ils l'ont conduit dans la cabine de toilettes o�� Greg viendrait chier tout à l'heure. Il a été obligé de s'agenouiller face à la cuvette, patientant avant de manger. Plusieurs minutes plus tard, Greg est arrivé pour chier. Ses deux amis ont pu aller à la cafétéria pour manger, tandis que deux autres amis gardaient les portes des toilettes, empêchant quiconque de venir pisser ou chier tant que Greg y était. Celui-ci n'accorda que peu d'attention au loser qui attandait tête baissée.

Greg a baissé son pantalon, a pété plusieurs fois de suite sur le visage du loser, ce qui le fit rire, et s'est assis avant commencer à pousser pour faire tomber ses crottes. À un moment, il avait tellement de mal à pousser pour faire tomber sa merde qu'il s'est appuyé sur le visage du nerd en face de lui. Le nerd essaya de ne pas penser au fait que Greg venait de se gratter les couilles et le cul, et que son visage et ses cheveux allaient conserver cette odeur : être touché par Greg était considéré comme un honneur pour les nerds, il leur était interdit de se nettoyer le visage si Greg leur avait craché, roter ou péter au visage.

Toutes ces victimes vivaient dans la peur constante que ce grand mâle blanc hétérosexuel musclé et violent ne les frappe. En plus d'un loser qui faisait ses devoirs dans toutes les matières (chacun des amis de Greg disposait d'un esclave de devoirs par matière), Greg avait aussi des porteurs de sacs qui devaient l'attendre à son cour avec ses affaires prêtes.

Le pédé des toilettes pouvait parfois tenir le téléphone de Greg pour qu'il regarde une vidéo tout en chiant ou en se masturbant un peu. Parfois le loser devait faire la lecture à Greg pour le distraire, chanter une chanson pour le détendre (une chanson glorifiant ses louanges), et si le pédé était mignon, sucer la bite de Greg pendant qu'il chiait. Quand Greg eut fini de chier, il tourna son gros cul rond et musclé vers le visage de Mark : le trou du cul était encore merdeux, et dans tous les cas Mark devait nettoyer le trou du cul de Greg avec sa langue. Mark priait pour qu'il n'arrive pas la même chose qu'à Stan il y a deux semaines.

Stan avait été "nourri" lui aussi, mais avait vraisemblablement reçu de la merde au visage au moment où Greg avait tourné son cul vers lui, et lui avait pété au visage. Stan avait alors passé le reste de la journée avec de la merde au visage, provoquant les moqueries de ces camarades. N'ayant pas le droit de se laver s'il voulait éviter d'être frappé par Greg et/ou ses amis, Stan avait choisi d'étaler la merde sur son visage et dans ses cheveux, faisant croire aux professeurs qu'il avait reçu de la terre en plein visage. Depuis Stan, les nerds redoutaient le moment du léchage de cul de Greg.

Mark a léché le contour de l'anus rapidement afin d'éviter que Greg, impatient, n'enfonce son visage dans son gros cul merdeux pour s'essuyer dessus, ce qui aurait eu pour conséquence de recouvrir le visage de Mark de merde. La rapidité du léchage de Mark fut interprété par Greg comme une marque d'enthousiasme, alors que Mark voulait être rapide pour en finir au plus vite. Puis, sur ordre de Greg, il mit sa langue dans l'anus de Greg afin de s'assurer que son trou puant soit propre.

Une fois la raie du cul de Greg nettoyée, Mark a été obligé de remercier Greg pour "son repas". Mark a regarde son "repas", et s'est retourné vers Greg en souriant et dit "Hummm Vos crottes sont tellement énormes, monsieur Greg ! Je n'en ai jamais vu des aussi grosses ! Ce sont celles d'un vrai homme, c'est sûr ! Elles ont l'air délicieuses, leur odeur est appétissante et leur couleur est brillante ! Merci beaucoup pour ce bon repas nourrissant, monsieur Greg !".

Mark n'en pensait pas un mot mais plus un pédé était faltteur et moins Greg était violent. Greg a laissé tomber des gouttes de pisse sur les cheveux de Mark et un peu dans sa bouche. Alors, Greg est sorti et ses amis sont restés surveiller les toilettes. Ils partiraient quand ils auraient la preuve que Mark avait tout mangé. En effet, Greg chiait dans une assiette en carton placé juste au-dessus de l'eau de la cuvette, afin que les nerds mangent des crottes "pures", c'est-à-dire qui ne soient pas mélangées à l'eau de la cuvette. L'assiette, une fois les crottes avalées, devait être entièrement blanche à la fin du "repas".

Un des deux amis de Greg gardait la porte des toilettes et un autre surveillait le pédé. Au dégoût suscité par l'odeur et le goût des énormes crottes de Greg s'ajoutait la pression de la rapidité, car les amis de Greg étaient impitoyables. Ils criaient aux pédés des insultes, leur donner des coups de pieds dans les fesses pour les voir souffrir ou alors leur donner le nombre de minutes qu'il leur restait. "Je n'ai pas que ça à faire de surveiller le repas d'un pédé ! Mange ton déjeuner plus vite ! Allez, cette bonne merde ne soit pas être si difficile à manger ! Pourquoi tu pleures ? Ton dieu Greg t'a donné à manger, il est généreux !" : voici le genre de phrases que les pédés entendaient pendant qu'ils avalaient les longues et épaisses crottes puantes du roi du lycée.

Bref, manger les immenses crottes de Greg était loin d'être un moment de joie pour les losers. Aucun d'eux n'avaient plus envie de manger de toute la journée, tellement les crottes étaient longues et épaisses. Cela donnait l'impression d'avoir mangé un gâteau au chocolat entier, mais avec un goût immonde. Si certains pédés vivaient ces moments comme de la torture et pleuraient, d'autres avaient compris que Greg et ses amis arrêteraient de les humilier s'ils faisaient semblant d'éprouver du plaisir à manger sa merde. En effet, Greg ne voulait pas les nourrir de ses crottes pour leur plaisir.

Ainsi, l'on vit des pédés suppliaient Greg à genoux, seul ou à plusieurs, de pouvoir manger sa merde. Cela faisait rire Greg et ses amis, mais ils ignoraient les pédés, qui au moins éviter d'être frappés par ces jeunes hommes déjà très musclés pour leur âge. Tous les autres pédés priaient pour ne pas se retrouver dans la même université que Greg et ses amis.

FIN DE L'HISTOIRE

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The only ones who I see doing well apart from JQ, are Joe Keery and Sadie. Joe K is already building his resume in both tv (Fargo) as well as his music and indie movies. Sadie seems primed to do more prestige work after the show, she’s already done an Oscar winning movie (The Whale). But apart from those 3, I don’t see much of a career takeoff for the others

Millie does most of her other stuff with Netflix as per her contract which pays her a shit ton but I don’t see her getting a second wind to her career. I kind of see her semi retiring after ST too. And lord knows she can. She for her money AND she got that Bonjovi money 💰 🤑

Nah I don’t see it. I see them blowing through the money and her doing some reality show in a few years.

Also how does Bonjovi still have money?? Wasn’t he only famous in the 80’s??

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AL CINEMA DAL 14 FEBBRAIO WILDSIDE e RAI CINEMA presentano FINALMENTE L'ALBA

un film scritto e diretto da Saverio Costanzo con

Lily James, Rebecca Antonaci, Joe Keery, Rachel Sennott, Alba Rohrwacher e Willem Dafoe

Prodotto da Mario Gianani e Lorenzo Gangarossa per Wildside, società del Gruppo Fremantle

Finalmente l’alba è il viaggio lungo una notte di una ragazza che, nella Cinecittà degli anni 50, diventa la protagonista di ore per lei memorabili che da ragazza la trasformeranno in donna.

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You think Eddie would’ve tuned into an actual serial killer if he lived????? 😭

I think if he Eddie had survived he would be much more mellow. I think s4 was him learning that the way he saw the world was very binary, both in his rigid beliefs of how people like himself or Steve or Nancy etc were supposed to be as per social norms. I think if he had lived the whole ordeal would have helped him get over himself a little bit and allowed him to move forward and become more strong and mature (murder charges aside of course).

lol I think they meant if Keery had played Eddie he would’ve turned out like Kurt.

But I like your theory of what would’ve happened to Eddie

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Stranger Things Season 5 Release Date: Unlock the Mysteries of the Upside-Down

It has been a long wait, but the day when Stranger Things Season 5 will finally be available to stream online has finally arrived. Get ready to go back to the upside-down because it's almost here! The return of Eleven and the rest of the group is something that fans of the hit supernatural series eagerly expect. With the promise of even more spine-tingling thrills and nostalgic 80s vibes, this is one release that you won't want to miss out on.

Stranger Things Season 5 Release Date

There has been no announcement regarding a premiere date for Stranger Things Season 5. Nonetheless, hints have been dropped in conversations with the show's stars about when the season would begin and a potential release window. According to Noah Schnapp, production could start as early as May 2023. Next, Finn Wolfhard suggested that Stranger Things Season 5 could premiere in early 2024,as per the reports. The lengthy post-production time required for Season 4 means there will be a significant lag between the filming of Season 5 and the actual release. Whether or whether Stranger Things season 5 will be broken into two parts, like season 4, is also up in the air. That wasn't done maliciously, even if the decision was met with criticism (especially after the first section concluded).

Given the unusual length of the season, the Duffer Brothers have admitted the binge format has been introduced in order "to get it to you as fast as possible." It's unlikely that Netflix's flagship show's final season will be shorter than the previous one. Thus, the finale may be stretched out over a more extended period.

Stranger Things Season 5 Expected Cast

While there have been no confirmed cast updates for Stranger Things Season 5, fans can be assured that their favorite characters will return. Season 5 of Stranger Things should continue that trend of not including polarizing casting changes. Characters that have died or may have perished, such as Sadie Sink's Max, whose fate was left unknown in the season 4 conclusion, are likely to return as well. The following actors and actresses are confirmed to return for Season 5 of Stranger Things: - Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven) - Finn Wolfhard (Mike) - Noah Schnapp (Will) - Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas) - Gaten Matarazzo (Dustin) - David Harbour (Jim Hopper) - Winona Ryder (Joyce) - Joe Keery (Steve) - Maya Hawke (Robin) - Natalia Dyer (Nancy) - Charlie Heaton (Jonathan) - Eduardo Franco (Argyle) - Bret Gelman (Murray) In the fourth season of Stranger Things, they introduced several memorable supporting characters who may return for the series conclusion. Amybeth McNulty, Tom Wlaschiha (Dmitri), and Eduardo Franco (Argyle) are all part of this ensemble (Vickie). Jamie Campbell Bower's portrayal of Vecna, the show's new primary antagonist, was the most anticipated addition. There were other stories about the release of a completely different series. - Killers of the Flower Moon Release Date: The Countdown Begins! - MHA Season 7 Release Date: Time to Start Counting Down Interestingly, Bower has already hinted that he may return: Let me put it this way: I know about season five. Infer what you will from that. ...according to The Hollywood Reporter. The characters killed off in the second half of Season 4 of Stranger Things are not expected to return. Eddie Munson, played by Joseph Quinn, died in the Upside Down, while Jason Carver, played by Mason Dye, was a secondary adversary. Until the afterlife takes a turn powered by Vecna, considering that Jim Hopper lived through being evaporated, anything seems feasible. Furthermore, it looks unlikely that Dr. Brenner will return for season 5 despite Matthew Modine's recent proposal. When to expect Stranger Things and related details. Stay tuned to our website, theactivenews.com, for updates as they become available if you want to learn more about this series. Read the full article

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