#perhaps a more violent show of courtship would work. but again. i feel like he'd just give a nasty look and move on

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tricycle... no.1 horror glazer... you're the one i trust most with this so... what should be an ideal first date with horror?

ideally a normal person would never date him because he'd just say what the fuck to any attempts at romance or laugh his ass off you for trying to flirt with him and embarrass you with just how hard he's laughing. Unfortunately You are Not a normal person what-have-i-unleashed,,,, so,,,,,

STEP ONE: GAIN HIS TRUST. HOW DO YOU DO THIS. PAPYRUS IS THE KEY. FIGURE IT OUT

STEP TWO: PROVE YOURSELF NOT A PATHETIC LOSER. HOW DO YOU DO THIS. DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HORROR THAT HE WONT JUST LOOK AT YOU WEIRDLY FOR (like offering him (ideally sealed so he wont crash out over the smell) food so he can see wait,,, you have some strange form of kindness in your heart. whats wrong with you.)

STEP THREE: KEEP PROVING YOUR KINDNESS. YOU NEED TO RAISE YOUR AFFECTION LEVEL TO AT LEAST 75 WITH HORROR FOR HIM TO EVEN CONSIDER DROPPING HIS WALLS AND GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU

STEP FOUR: TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE NICE, QUIET AND CLASSY THAT HE WOULD LIKE. PERHAPS SOMEWHERE WITH STARS. PERHAPS AN AQUARIUM. PERHAPS TO GO FRUIT PICKING OR GO TO A GARDEN. really just anything that's calming and chill and also not too triggering for him

STEP FIVE: PROFIT. i am not a selfshipper but to me i must imagine that even getting to know horror is like taming a really really REALLY distrustful fucking animal. psspspspspsp cmereeee cmere cmere ive got treaaats :3333 but like any old tv show parent i must advise you to STAY AWAY from horror,,,, keep him out of your drama.... or ELSE (shotgun sounds) (/silly)