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daytimesleeper · 2 months ago

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As someone who loves marine biology i have always said “oh you think you’re kinky? What ever you have in mind i can promise that there’s a sea creature who’s way more freaky.”

Well, that was before i met daniel molloy. If Armand dropped him at the bottom of the ocean Daniel would have all those little freaks clutching their pearls within 2 minutes of meeting him.

#Daniel would also think that dying from drowning and pressure would be very sexy #Armand de anglerfish #penis fencing is a normal thursday for them #rapid disintegration in to thousands of little bbys #yeah that’s hot as shit #alternating life stages between sedentary and free swimming #lobsters. need i say more?#taking turns having the longest dick in the animal kingdom with your best buddies who are all stuck on a rock?#dying of starvation as your babies hatch #cutting off your penis and giving it to your lover for later #those two last ones are both about octopuses #piss lost or piss #that one could be ether girraffs or lobsters you pick #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #armand #devils minion

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