#patrick was perfect he didn't even die in the last battle he died a lame unmemorable death akin to that of his on the boat
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The Psychos updated: they all died. Each and every single one of the psychos died. First, it was Patrick. He died in some random battle, fighting along his daughter. El Bromas wasn't even fucking moved about the love of his life dying like this truly justifying the name of the team. On the final battle, Bolien, Patrick and El's daughter fell first. It was the "Kill The Tyrant" mission so my fps were so low I didn't even see how or when she fucking died. Next, it was Walter White. He was a mystic, he was slow and weak, he couldn't outrun them all fast enough. Then, it was Yujiro. He died facing Ash. They both were surrounded, they knew there was no way to make it out alive. He made sure to bring the beast that killed him along to hell though. Now without his soulmate, Ash was done for. There were close to 20 enemies surrounding him, tentacles wrapped around him, couldn't even move. His last action? One last fucking headbutt, because when all fails, use your head. Now it was all up to El Bromas. He was fast, so he ran. He'd find the tyrant. He was the last hope, maybe if he did he'd end this, maybe his friends and family's sacrifice wouldn't have been on vain. He ran, and he found him. He had full armor, full warding, full health. He landed a shot, then another one after being first hit. A quarter of the tyrant's life was out, there was hope. I really thought El Bromas could make it as the sole fucking hero. But alas, for when he lost his eye way earlier on this tale he couldn't have forseen the repercussions, as one faithful 80% shot failed, giving the tyrant one whole turn to hit him right in the face, draining his life just like that.
And El lived! He ran away, he was alive. But... something appeared, something evil, a reflection of himself, something stronger that he was, and he gave him the opportunity to become one and become truly powerful. And after that... well, how could El Bromas not do it? He had just seen all he cared and loved die. He had lost everything. He had nothing left to lose and just everything to gain. And so the sole survivor took the deal, becoming one with his evil side. And so, the world was over. No more heroes left to defend it, The Psychos had officially failed. And that was the end of their tale.
#luly talks#wildermyth#<- i dont usually tag my luck of liveblogs of this game but this was way too epic#also yeah ash williams and Yujiro hanma were fucking there in fact were 2 different events showing it#and yes patrick bateman fucked and potentially knocked up luisito comunica in joker cosplay#walter didn't do shit tho he fucked some random chick and that was it i almost dont add him to my legacy LMAO#btw i feel like this end is extremely fitting. i mean they all were indeed awful people#except ash he's like. hes only here bc it was funny y'know.#and bc my ex called him a psycho often and bc the hand thing and y'know#also bc i was gonna go for a full white guy party but then w el bromas and then yuji-chan it got ruined but y'know#but like ash almost never fucking wins in movies NOR the show. he never died either but y'know. he is a loser L#patrick was perfect he didn't even die in the last battle he died a lame unmemorable death akin to that of his on the boat#walt died just like he died in canon i havent watched brbd in forever and never the ending but i know he died so its ok#AND EL BROMAS SURVIVED BUT ONLY GOT WORSE. HE LIVED TO GO ON TO BE FULLY A PSYCHO.#and yujiro died but died killing which if he ever dies is probably how it's gonna go down tbh#no comments on boilen world death bc she was a bit of my fankid oc so y'know#it still feels like a perfect ending ☺️#also if this doesn't convince you to play wildermyth then idk what will honestly
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