#pastrii don't look

[bellqmione]

idk what ship to write for the size kink prompts........hpg? maybe? but. harmony isn't that much smaller? are there any. tall or big women. in this series. or in headcanons. help

[anfroginous]

I want these tags immortalized on my blog for all eternity

[beaniibunzz]

The Kai Drew And Bean Power Hour!!!

This is an ask blog made by three(3) silly goobers about their silly goobers

the main mods are:

🥤: Fizz :> [@local-soda-can] (the main mod/runner of the blog)

prns: they/it/he

🥐: Pastrii :D [@pastriibunz] (the main artist!)

prns: she/her

🌶️: Chilli :3 [@chillibeanos] (ai voice maker, also draws sometimes)

prns: any

Kai is extremely cartoonish and goofy. She likes to go with the flow, she can get into some pretty wacky shenanigans because of this(she ended up running the mafia in her hometown of Unington- don't ask how). Unington is a New Orleans looking town, it acts like a safe space for anyone who wants to join. Almost anybody and everybody is welcome. She tries her best to be as selfless as possible(considering she’s the Savior Of The Multiverse™️). She’s just such a character and even has her own verb; Drewy! You could find her walking down the streets of Unington, saving the day, singing and dancing on stage (She’s one hell of a performance artist!), or working her second (or third, depending on how you see it) job at Unington’s very own Suave Cafe!

Bean is a very goofy rabbit hybrid that lives a joyous life of crime, although they do end up saving anyone who they feel like saving. They’re a galactic and earthbound outlaw, plus the mayor of a wonderful suburban town called Auburn, many of the friends they meet on their journey end up living there(plus their spouses(yes spouses- plural-)). They’re part of The Guardians Of The Galaxy, work with Tony Stark, and they’re a Spider-man!

Monika and Bendy are Kai’s parents! At first, it was only Bendy who had adopted Kai but she ended up in DDLC somehow and Monika adopted her without knowing about Bendy’s adoption. They now take care of Kai together, despite not really liking each other- But they try to be the best parents they can be :D

Sam and Max are Bean’s parents! They found Bean in an alleyway when they were small. The two of them tried looking for Bean’s parents, but after a while they ended up adopting them. They love Bean with all their hearts and try to be good parents :>

Kai’s friend group consists of Hanako-Kun, Nene Yashiro, Mitsuba Sousuke, Minamoto Kou, and Kel Clover! Kel’s the mom friend, Yashiro is the emotional whirlwind, Mitsuba is the instigator, Hanko flirts a lot with Kai (she is an idiot and thinks its all just jokes (It's not)) and Kou’s here for the ride. Even though they come from different universes, the five(5) of them bond wonderfully and love being in Unington with Kai. 

Bean and Kai are unofficial siblings. Bean is the older one, and is kinda protective of Kai. Kai is the younger one, and hates that Bean has jurisdiction over her. They love each other :D

Bean’s friend group changes a bunch, but the main ones are Pavitr Prabhakar, Deadpool, Akiyama Mizuki, Chelsea, Link, and Stocking Anarchy. They do shenanigans all the time, they’re just very goofy in general. 

The Stupids™️ consist of Izuku Midoriya, Stan Marsh, and Wally Darling. They seem to be.. .obsessed with Kai and never leave her alone(except Midoriya, he’s the only good one and actually respects Kai :>).

Bean has many spouses(about 97 of them-) but the main ones are Leon Kennedy, Scaramouche, and Monarch. They’re very goofy and love Bean with all their hearts :D 

Even though Kai has been officially adopted by Bendy and Monika, other people still want to adopt her. The two main offenders are Leon Kennedy (who doesn’t need Bean to co-parent with him, as he can, and I quote, “Be both the mom and the dad!”) and Reese Verlice (Not Pictured). What can I say, she’s adoptable!

Kai and her friends get into silly shenanigans whenever they can, her friends also act as a “secret service” for Kai.

Kai and her parents get along wonderfully, her parents both do the best they can to provide a nice childhood for their daughter(even if they hate each other-).

Kai thinks her parents' fights are funny, especially when they notice her watching and pretend to be all lovey dovey. Kai can cook, despite what most people think. However, nobody in her large family can cook (Yashiro managed to burn straight up water once, don’t ask how). 

Kai desperately wants The Stupids™️ to leave her alone-(except Midoriya, he’s cool :>)

Kai likes all the spouses! Except for Scara, he’s mean to her. (Fun Fact: Monarch ended up rizzing up BOTH Bean and Kai, but he’s mostly a Bean spouse.)

Bean and their friends are absolutely goofy, these people get in shenanigans almost every day.

Bean and their parents are a wonderful trio, there isn’t a single dull day with them as their parents try to make Bean happy.

Bean loves each of their spouses equally(there definitely isn’t a favorite- and it’s definitely not Leon-).Bean hates The Stupids™️(except for Midoriya, they tolerate him-).

Important Power Hour Links!: Pastrii’s Character.AIs!!!

Pastrii’s Power Hour Intro/Boundaries List!

“Puppet Girl!” - Chapter Masterlink!

We hope you enjoy the show and don’t forget to ask away!!! Yes we may not be THAT popular or famous, but it’s still fun to at least try and be goofy :> 🥐: Don't forget to reblog, it helps a lot yk??? (I have never used tumblr i have no clue what im talking about) 🥤: I am the tumblr expert (I also have no clue what I'm talking about-)

[annahanover]

i love how fics for Gentleman's Guide can be the most heartbreaking thing you've ever read, or amazingly written smut. we may not be a big fanbase, but we've got damn good fics!

[bellqmione]

i will never experience what it's like to get my dick sucked. hell and misery on planet earth

[bellqmione]

when i think about linda x becky x holloway x sheila it's not that they're all dating but that linda & becky and holloway & sheila are dating, but they all fuck & care for each other a lot. soulmates4soulmates. oh t4t and les4les too.

[bellqmione]

zazz should i try to learn how to write smut. and if so. shoudl it be

wine and dine (will probably just end up really weird and bloody)

tedsam (have a wip in progress but.ehh. also the issue of.penis)

the prince/tadius (do they have a set ship name. idk. also penis issue idk how the fuck those things work)

is this too weird to ask. if it is you can just ignore or delete idc

"too weird" thats actually so hilarious to say to me. how dare you

anyway....im the SAME. ill write straps or nothing idk how to write dicks im not even sorry........

now i WOULD say wine and dine. but. i need more tedsam in my life. but like write what YOU want to!!!!!!! not what i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bellqmione]

okay so i have Thoughts after finishing watching it

pete is so aggressively normal in comparison to the rest of them (the high schoolers) and i love that for him. and like maybe stephanie is fairly normal too. but pretty girls scare me.

i don't know what high schoolers are like cause i dropped out when i was 12 so this might as well be what high school is really like. i'm going to pretend it is.

the telemarketer x ruth gag got me every time.

i NEED a backstory on max jägerman. i feel like he has the potential to be such a complex character

i love being alive! fucking dies might be one of my favorite moments

for 0.1 secs i really had hope nothing bad would happen, because max misread their intentions in luring him to the waylon place. i was like "omg he probably has his own problems and maybe he could be The Redeemed Character and everyone will get along" but no. in retrospect it was stupid to think that but eh.

why did ruth die??? i liked her sm omg. misery wretchedness despair and hellfire on planet earth T-T

not the barista spitting in pete's cup. i hate that that made me physically ill. this is why i don't go outside

"are you a woman of faith?" "catholic." "i'll take that as a no." fucking killed me omg.

as someone who used to be devoutly christian, grace is so relatable but disturbing to watch in equal measures. the guilt, the 'divine retribution' she thinks she's meting out, the justifications, the repression, just chef's kiss. like i get that it's played off as a humorous gag like half the time and it IS funny but it's also so so serious to me.

i thought they were gonna make grace give up her bible as the thing she treasured most but i guess the way things went makes more sense

are we ever gonna get more info on the lords in black? cause i feel like they were way too interesting and full of potential for the tiny amount of screen time they got.

i am headcanon-ing at LEAST half of em as aro, trans, or both and no one can stop me

ms tessburger is so pretty i fear she is sooo my type it's not even funny anymore i want her to sit on my face what who said that

YEYSYYSYS HOLY SHIT YOU GET IT!!!!! YOUG ET IT SOOOO HARD OMG!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND IT SOOOOO HARD ITS CRAZY YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAA

ESPECIALLY regarding grace & the aro hcs

and do NOT worry, the lib are like a HUGE theme in nightmare time & the other musicals

the miss tessburger thing is so insanely fucking real. i literally need her so bad

[bellqmione]

suck dick

sorry i only suck strap ❤️

[annahanover]

they simp for ford over tatiana?

lmao... people simp for tatiana too but they don't do this

which makes me uncomfortable. i don't know. i don't like how some people talk about me.

[bellqmione]

someone said (jokingly) the lib represent fetishes and that tinky is age play and that's INSANE to me. why not like. straight up torture. or brainwashing. bdsm. what just cause he has a toy box his thing is age play? adults can have toys. have you never seen grown ass people with rubiks cubes? they eat that shit up

[bellqmione]

still laughing abt when she, completely deadpan, called me a hoe for fucking 2 people when she has kissed like 20+ people ik it's not the same but at least i was dating one of my them and she jsut did it for fun 😭 i love her

[annahanover]

2 for the ask game

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

lmao uh. can't list either of my kins that'd be too easy. so.

Why Brom Bones Would Never Top

ok, have you seen how this man acts around people he likes? look at how he interacts with Matilda, you can't tell me that he doesn't just fold whenever she tells him to do something, and that would apply in more intimate situations.

thats it. trust me.

[bellqmione]

why do you keep saying you're abstinent? grace chasity...

KMFAOOO PIP JUST SAID THE SAME THING WITH GRACE

guide lore drop incoming

i am abstinent! when i was like. around 16 i was. i dont like the word fuckboy because im not a boy so ill just say i was kind of a slut 😭 which is NOT a bad thing!! it was jusf. super duper unhealthy for me bc i was only fucking girls to get some sort of reassurance. that im not worthless. which is CRAZY

so i was just a stupid fuckass teen masc lesbian stone top 😭

and it kinda.......made my mental health. bad. esp because. a lot of my partners were older than me. and i wont go into detail but like. you see where im going with this. i was 16 that shouldnt have happened lol..

so i had that going on. i was constantly miserable & doing bad in school & couldnt tell anyone. and at one point i broke down & was like "ok fuck it" and i stopped doing it! switched schools too. now i have lots of cool friends, im doing AMAZING mentally, i get good grades, i have plans & dreams for my future....so. yeah.

i said id be abstinent either until i was done with school & uni & all that OR until i got a new fp & fell in love & had my feelings reciprocated. like they NEED to be my fp its not fun if theyre not

anyways. grace chasity core

[bellqmione]

i want there to be a cool gay club near me where i can dress in lots of colors and dance and eat a girl out in the bathroom and be around people doing drugs but stay sober and then drive them home safely. this city Sucks