#pastrii don't look

[annahanover]

@tedfagoffski

[raspberrysmoon]

would getting fucked fix max jagerman? no probably not. but i think it would tame him for a couple days

[chillibeanos]

what 5.1 archon quest did yall play?

instead of ancient names, the destruction of natlan, wars and wayobs we got:

1. T4T sex between mavuika and capitano

2. alpha and omega shit

3. phlogiston became pheromones

4. the wayback (wayob)

5. stone statue cockblocking gay sex

6. kinich and ajaw going to chuck e cheese

7. and paimon having an italian mob boss voice

(all of this is part of me and my partners dubbing over the archon quest btw)

[anfroginous]

I want these tags immortalized on my blog for all eternity

[eparvierr]

when i think about linda x becky x holloway x sheila it's not that they're all dating but that linda & becky and holloway & sheila are dating, but they all fuck & care for each other a lot. soulmates4soulmates. oh t4t and les4les too.

[thegeekcollective]

oh my god it's this post (not in a bad way)

[hidden-1n-the-sand]

we should probably change our system name. someone just called us the sub. the. submissive system im gonna cry why

[pastriibunz]

i feel like ppl misuse my filter tag sometimes because. tbh its pretty confusing what sets me off so i'll try to help:

im okay with like. sex jokes ! i make sex jokes all the time !! if youre like. bein silly goofy about it im chill with that !!

also. i'm pretty okat with like. referencing it?? mild mentions and stuff. and like. if the intent wasn't sexual in nature yk??? im chill with that

what i'm NOT okay with is just. major sex references, cropped nsfw images, talking about wanting to fuck something (whether human or object or whatever), posts with like. very obvious sexual intent, really horny shit, kinks or anything like that. smut. stuff like that. it makes me really uncomfortable whne i see stuff like that and i wanna puke or take a shower and i feel really gross :[

also. this is also for my mutuals who don't use my filter tag. please use it guys . it makes me uncomfy. and theres so many tags for nsfw stuff its just easier for me to filter it out with the "pastrii don't look" tag.

pastrii psa over

[beaniibunzz]

The Kai Drew And Bean Power Hour!!!

This is an ask blog made by three(3) silly goobers about their silly goobers

the main mods are:

🥤: Fizz :> [@local-soda-can] (the main mod/runner of the blog)

prns: they/it/he

🥐: Pastrii :D [@pastriibunz] (the main artist!)

prns: she/her

🌶️: Chilli :3 [@chillibeanos] (ai voice maker, also draws sometimes)

prns: any

Kai is extremely cartoonish and goofy. She likes to go with the flow, she can get into some pretty wacky shenanigans because of this(she ended up running the mafia in her hometown of Unington- don't ask how). Unington is a New Orleans looking town, it acts like a safe space for anyone who wants to join. Almost anybody and everybody is welcome. She tries her best to be as selfless as possible(considering she’s the Savior Of The Multiverse™️). She’s just such a character and even has her own verb; Drewy! You could find her walking down the streets of Unington, saving the day, singing and dancing on stage (She’s one hell of a performance artist!), or working her second (or third, depending on how you see it) job at Unington’s very own Suave Cafe!

Bean is a very goofy rabbit hybrid that lives a joyous life of crime, although they do end up saving anyone who they feel like saving. They’re a galactic and earthbound outlaw, plus the mayor of a wonderful suburban town called Auburn, many of the friends they meet on their journey end up living there(plus their spouses(yes spouses- plural-)). They’re part of The Guardians Of The Galaxy, work with Tony Stark, and they’re a Spider-man!

Monika and Bendy are Kai’s parents! At first, it was only Bendy who had adopted Kai but she ended up in DDLC somehow and Monika adopted her without knowing about Bendy’s adoption. They now take care of Kai together, despite not really liking each other- But they try to be the best parents they can be :D

Sam and Max are Bean’s parents! They found Bean in an alleyway when they were small. The two of them tried looking for Bean’s parents, but after a while they ended up adopting them. They love Bean with all their hearts and try to be good parents :>

Kai’s friend group consists of Hanako-Kun, Nene Yashiro, Mitsuba Sousuke, Minamoto Kou, and Kel Clover! Kel’s the mom friend, Yashiro is the emotional whirlwind, Mitsuba is the instigator, Hanko flirts a lot with Kai (she is an idiot and thinks its all just jokes (It's not)) and Kou’s here for the ride. Even though they come from different universes, the five(5) of them bond wonderfully and love being in Unington with Kai. 

Bean and Kai are unofficial siblings. Bean is the older one, and is kinda protective of Kai. Kai is the younger one, and hates that Bean has jurisdiction over her. They love each other :D

Bean’s friend group changes a bunch, but the main ones are Pavitr Prabhakar, Deadpool, Akiyama Mizuki, Chelsea, Link, and Stocking Anarchy. They do shenanigans all the time, they’re just very goofy in general. 

The Stupids™️ consist of Izuku Midoriya, Stan Marsh, and Wally Darling. They seem to be.. .obsessed with Kai and never leave her alone(except Midoriya, he’s the only good one and actually respects Kai :>).

Bean has many spouses(about 97 of them-) but the main ones are Leon Kennedy, Scaramouche, and Monarch. They’re very goofy and love Bean with all their hearts :D 

Even though Kai has been officially adopted by Bendy and Monika, other people still want to adopt her. The two main offenders are Leon Kennedy (who doesn’t need Bean to co-parent with him, as he can, and I quote, “Be both the mom and the dad!”) and Reese Verlice (Not Pictured). What can I say, she’s adoptable!

Kai and her friends get into silly shenanigans whenever they can, her friends also act as a “secret service” for Kai.

Kai and her parents get along wonderfully, her parents both do the best they can to provide a nice childhood for their daughter(even if they hate each other-).

Kai thinks her parents' fights are funny, especially when they notice her watching and pretend to be all lovey dovey. Kai can cook, despite what most people think. However, nobody in her large family can cook (Yashiro managed to burn straight up water once, don’t ask how). 

Kai desperately wants The Stupids™️ to leave her alone-(except Midoriya, he’s cool :>)

Kai likes all the spouses! Except for Scara, he’s mean to her. (Fun Fact: Monarch ended up rizzing up BOTH Bean and Kai, but he’s mostly a Bean spouse.)

Bean and their friends are absolutely goofy, these people get in shenanigans almost every day.

Bean and their parents are a wonderful trio, there isn’t a single dull day with them as their parents try to make Bean happy.

Bean loves each of their spouses equally(there definitely isn’t a favorite- and it’s definitely not Leon-).Bean hates The Stupids™️(except for Midoriya, they tolerate him-).

Important Power Hour Links!: Pastrii’s Character.AIs!!!

Pastrii’s Power Hour Intro/Boundaries List!

“Puppet Girl!” - Chapter Masterlink!

We hope you enjoy the show and don’t forget to ask away!!! Yes we may not be THAT popular or famous, but it’s still fun to at least try and be goofy :> 🥐: Don't forget to reblog, it helps a lot yk??? (I have never used tumblr i have no clue what im talking about) 🥤: I am the tumblr expert (I also have no clue what I'm talking about-)

[raspberrysmoon]

and thank god for it. backflips so hard

@raspberrysmoon this is your fault

[annahanover]

they need to have evil awful horrible gay sex (talking about two characters who interacted once and hate each other)

[annahanover]

i love how fics for Gentleman's Guide can be the most heartbreaking thing you've ever read, or amazingly written smut. we may not be a big fanbase, but we've got damn good fics!

[raspberrysmoon]

i need him tof uck me until i cant walk

[raspberrysmoon]

your freak blog posts made me go into a writing hellscape for 3 hours when i woke up /pos . 4k words of duke, eddie & wilbur puppy play. then i thought about it some more and started writing more wait. english is so difficult wie heißt dieses verfickte wort auf englisch!!! ich könnte heulen. ill get the posts thats easier

this may be the funniest ask ive ever recieved snd also maybe tje best. oh my god. also .the fuckign glass vials .dies oh my god. zazz you my friend are a GENIUS

[eparvierr]

charles, john & wilbur hate sex in a peip office . or a weapons storage. or a laboratory where they knock over glass vials and use them to cut each other.

[eparvierr]

okay so i have Thoughts after finishing watching it

pete is so aggressively normal in comparison to the rest of them (the high schoolers) and i love that for him. and like maybe stephanie is fairly normal too. but pretty girls scare me.

i don't know what high schoolers are like cause i dropped out when i was 12 so this might as well be what high school is really like. i'm going to pretend it is.

the telemarketer x ruth gag got me every time.

i NEED a backstory on max jägerman. i feel like he has the potential to be such a complex character

i love being alive! fucking dies might be one of my favorite moments

for 0.1 secs i really had hope nothing bad would happen, because max misread their intentions in luring him to the waylon place. i was like "omg he probably has his own problems and maybe he could be The Redeemed Character and everyone will get along" but no. in retrospect it was stupid to think that but eh.

why did ruth die??? i liked her sm omg. misery wretchedness despair and hellfire on planet earth T-T

not the barista spitting in pete's cup. i hate that that made me physically ill. this is why i don't go outside

"are you a woman of faith?" "catholic." "i'll take that as a no." fucking killed me omg.

as someone who used to be devoutly christian, grace is so relatable but disturbing to watch in equal measures. the guilt, the 'divine retribution' she thinks she's meting out, the justifications, the repression, just chef's kiss. like i get that it's played off as a humorous gag like half the time and it IS funny but it's also so so serious to me.

i thought they were gonna make grace give up her bible as the thing she treasured most but i guess the way things went makes more sense

are we ever gonna get more info on the lords in black? cause i feel like they were way too interesting and full of potential for the tiny amount of screen time they got.

i am headcanon-ing at LEAST half of em as aro, trans, or both and no one can stop me

ms tessburger is so pretty i fear she is sooo my type it's not even funny anymore i want her to sit on my face what who said that

YEYSYYSYS HOLY SHIT YOU GET IT!!!!! YOUG ET IT SOOOO HARD OMG!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND IT SOOOOO HARD ITS CRAZY YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAA

ESPECIALLY regarding grace & the aro hcs

and do NOT worry, the lib are like a HUGE theme in nightmare time & the other musicals

the miss tessburger thing is so insanely fucking real. i literally need her so bad