#partially an excuse for a “who the hell is bucky” reference 'cause i can

[duckapus]

Give me Spletzer sibling angst please :D

Consider the following:

1: This continuity's version of the Nintendo Firewall from the Lawsuit Arc suppresses all non-canon aspects of a Nintendo character's identity (so for example, Bob ends up acting like an actual canon Garo instead of just himself with amnesia)

2: Agent 3/The Captain is a Nintendo Character, while Paige Spletzer is an unofficial reinterpretation of said character with direct ties to an "illegal" oc who Lawyer Kong happens to specifically have beef with

3: The leader and possible strongest member of an elite team of covert military operatives is probably a more sensible choice for guarding a high-profile prisoner than a random musician who's self-admittedly not much of a fighter

You can probably guess how much rougher those facts put together might make the climax of "If Mario was in Splatoon 3" :)