#paging any tumblr-going fans of resident mao'er sexyman 陈���太康 hhh

[hunxi-after-hours]

love a character dynamic when the bad guys corner the protagonist in an abandoned warehouse and is like "give it up! we took care of your friend on the way over so you have no reinforcements!" and the protagonist is like "wait what did you say. did you kill him" and the bad guys are like "yeah you heard us right! we took care of him! no one's coming to help you!" and the protagonist grabs them by the lapels like "no but did you KILL him" and the bad guys are like "uhhh the point is you are alone with no reinforcements???" and the protagonist just pushes them away in disgust like "you fools. if you don't kill him dead for realsies then he'll just keep getting stronger and stronger and soon it'll be impossible to stop him it all! you absolute idiots" and then said friend crashes through the roof with a blaze of light and a perfect three point landing and the protagonist just facepalms and shakes his head like "god. now it'll be even HARDER to get rid of him" while the friend mops the warehouse floor with the bad guys