#otp: i'll tell you i'm fine but i'm a missile that's guided to you (natasha and carol)

[blossommarvelmuses]

[text] you saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus. || [text] shut up. i wear heels bigger than your dick || [text] i just fell off a roof. so i’m kinda chillin for a minute. || [text] taylor swift needs more songs about threesomes. i’m not sure she gets me anymore.

[text] you saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus. 

[text: Glowstick] Sometimes you have to thank other people’s deities for blessings that amazing[text: Glowstick] Have you seen your boobs? [text: Glowstick] I had a reasonable reaction

[text] shut up. i wear heels bigger than your dick

[text: Natasha Romanoff] I’m not sure what I’m supposed to say to this.[text: Natasha Romanoff] Maybe I could start with: what did I say to piss you off?

[text] i just fell off a roof. so i’m kinda chillin for a minute.

[text: Tony Stark] Why do you insist on texting me these sorts of things instead of calling.[text: Tony Stark] Do you need help?[text: Tony Stark] Wait why were you on a roof in the first place?

[text] taylor swift needs more songs about threesomes. i’m not sure she gets me anymore.

[text: родственная душа] I’m not sure she ‘got you’ before this [text:  родственная душа] Name one of her songs that you relate to on a personal level[text:  родственная душа] backtracking to your earlier statement have you had a threesome or do you want one? 

[blossommarvelmuses]

[msg:] the love of my life got stuck in a revolving door. || [msg:] have i ever told you you’re sexy when you’re mad? || [msg:] vodka and business meetings do not mix. || [msg:] tell me, do children usually run screaming whenever they see you in the park or was yesterday an off-day for you?

[msg:] the love of my life got stuck in a revolving door.

[text: Buck] This doesn’t seem entirely out of character for Fawna[text: Buck] But love of your life? [text: Buck] Wow Buck didn’t think you to be the sentimental type[text: Buck] You stand there and watch her with that glazed over look again?

[msg:] have i ever told you you’re sexy when you’re mad? 

[text: Punk] Then I’m going to look real fucking sexy when I’m burying you alive Rogers[text: Punk] Can you not be stupid for fifteen minutes?[text: Punk] OR MAYBE WAIT UNTIL I GET THERE?

[msg:] vodka and business meetings do not mix. 

[text: родственная душа] HA [text: родственная душа] Are they really making you debrief after that undercover club mission?[text: родственная душа] I’ll come hold your hair while you throw up on Fury’s shoes

[msg:] tell me, do children usually run screaming whenever they see you in the park or was yesterday an off-day for you?

[text: Glowstick] No that’s the usual[text: Glowstick] I have that don’t fuck with me air about me[text: Glowstick] and that usually terrifies children which okay with me