#other than “uwu werewolf bf''

[aphverse-confessions]

Jess should’ve done more with the shadow knights and shad and all them instead of introducing the ultima which never existed/mentioned in diaries and yet she combined their universes (worst thing to every happen in the aphverse)

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[someonesrealityshifting]

The Infantilization of Sirius Black is Rooted in Homophobia and Fetishization

(This is mildly aggressive and pointed towards people who are asshats about this ship not people who agree with me luv ya <3)

It’s very simple, really.

Straight people (and some queer people, we’re flawed, too) look at Sirius Black and see a gay man with long hair. What’s the stereotype of a short, skinny lil gay boi? Twink. Then, they look at Remus, a tall, skinny, academic type (primarily because of how he dresses), and assume he must be the smart one, he must be the levelheaded one.

In reality, Sirius has severe trauma. He’s the levelheaded one because what else could he be? He had no other option. He also has no clue how to talk about his feelings.

In reality, Remus is quite literally a werewolf. He has a massive amount of trouble controlling his emotions. There are too many hormones raging through his body at any given moment for him to know how to function properly.

Y’all wanna talk “twink!Sirius”? This man had a motorcycle, and not only that, a completely unique and personalized , specifically engineered to fit his needs. We learned with the Weasleys that it’s not as simple as putting a flight charm on something, and it was a flying motorcycle. He built it to suit him. He wore leather and combat boots and smoked constantly and swore like a sailor. He was covered in tattoos. He’s the perfect dark romance man that we’re all so hung up on. Yes, he had a fruity lil jacket in OOTP, we get it. But that one jacket is not his entire personality.

You wanna talk about “academic!Remus”? He broke every rule. This dude told his friends about him being a werewolf, knowing it could very well lead to his or their deaths. He brought a boggart to a school. His remedy for everything was chocolate. He wore sweaters because they were comfy and because he was always in pain, not because he was studious. He was the brains behind every great Marauders’ prank. He didn’t play sports, he just got in trouble all the time. He wasn’t “meant to be a Ravenclaw,” he was meant to be Gryffindor because he was strong, and brave, and sarcastic. He’s pretty much just a brunet Weasley twin.

The root of this is in stereotypes; “oh, he’s short, that makes him the chaotic uwu twink 🥰”. “Oh, he’s taller than his boyfriend, he’s the smart one who controls his bf 🥹”. It’s a crock of shit and you know it.

“Oh, but in Prisoner of Azkaban-“ Yes, Prisoner of Azkaban was different. They both wanted Peter dead. But Remus had spent years trying to figure out if Sirius was innocent. Sirius had spent years being tortured. Their experiences those 12 years were very, very different. Remus had thought this all through before hand, and still managed to forget the most important thing- a binding spell. Sirius, on the other hand, was on the verge of madness, the only thought in his mind being, “gotta save Harry, have to save Harry, I’ve gotta save James- I mean Harry.” He had no other brain capacity, that moment does not define him.

Besides, even if he were a femboy, why does that immediately mean he’s some dumb, giggly lil guy? Femboys are capable of great duality. Again I say, the motorcycle. You all love to act like Sirius was the only one wearing crop tops and platforms and completely forget that it was literally the ‘70s. Like they were men in the ‘70s. They were all your modern idea of ‘twinks’ because you stereotype every fucking thing.

There is more to these characters than their gayness, canon or otherwise. And there is more to them than their aesthetics, too. Remus Lupin was not the smartest of the group, it was Lily and James. Canonically. Sirius wasn’t the dumb lil gay boi, he was smart and sarcastic and rebellious. And just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s dumb. Y’all gotta get that through your head. If you can give me one reason Sirius Black deserves the ‘stupid’ allegations, I’ll drop all of this immediately. But you can’t. Your only reasoning is that he’s a twink.

Get a goddamn hobby. Stop fetishizing gay men because ‘they’re pure lil boy likers’. Fuck you.

No TL:DR. Read it or get out

The infantilization of Wolfstar, specifically Sirius Black, is rooted in homophobia and/or the fetishization of gay men. In this essay I will-

[fawnnbinary]

Top 100 Jonny facts

he's Vietnamese

he's 110% gay

he collects stickers but only brand/logo stickers

he thinks pink lemonade is way way different than regular and refuses to drink lemonade if that shit ain't pink

would rather be too cold than too hot

deceptively strong, he's got twink strength

has a Taste in men, and that taste is loud and rambunctious

had a crush on Ace when they were younger, is very embarrassed about it now

had a crush on Theo when they were younger, is not at all embarrassed about it now

played gunk with the boys once and broke his arm, wasn't allowed to hang out with Tony for two weeks

he's 6'6"

bffs with Tony's gf Dove, they aren't involved given their gender/sexuality incompatibility but they still refer to each other as their gf/bf respectively as a joke

owns and wears skirts and makeup but usually dresses,,, akin to an eboy

doesn't understand smartphones but he IS pretty good with a computer, just only with a small selection of sites and applications

he's the only one of his siblings who actually wants to stay put and run the family business

he's got one older brother (Andrew) and twin younger siblings (Christian and Amanda)

he's an artist - primarily an illustrator and painter

his parents want him to at least TRY to do something else with his life, but he refuses to unless Tony gets to - it's not right to him that he should go to college when he DOEN'T want to when Tony can't and he DOES want to

has to wear socks in the house

depressed, stressed, but certainly well dressed

VERY afraid of horror movies, please hold him

makes soaps sometimes

monsterfucker.... both conceptually and because of Tony's status as werewolf

likes to watch long video essay youtube videos

also likes to watch youtube videos of people reviewing military rations and such

has never seen a star war movie

can't swim, doesn't intend to learn

fairly stoic most of the time, just not super emotive

likes to lay on the floor in the sun like a cat

wishes he could go on the bachelor bc he thinks it would be fun

very.... popular with the men ;)

sleeps better if Tony is in bed with him

prefers to sleep on the couch if he's sleeping alone

owns A LOT of candles

social battery drains real quick, needs to go wrap himself around Tony or Dove and take a nap to recharge it

enjoys white noise recordings like, in the middle of the day, they're relaxing

it's about the Mets, go Mets, yeah baby, let's go Mets

doesn't actually follow baseball but he does enjoy it - he's a fan of the Mets Like I'm a fan of The Bengals - we gotta be bc we got hometown pride kjhdkfjgh

owns and occasionally licks a salt lamp

his favorite thing to draw is his friends in his home - if they got guests and Jonny needs a minute, he's in the corner, sketching Lenan as he talks, or Dove as she has a drink of wine

his sketchbooks are full of Tony though - pages and pages of Tony sleeping or talking or eating or just... living

often thinks about going blonde - will not be going through the effort

one of my ocs who just... cannot grow a mustache

gets tiktok sounds stuck in his head bc of Tony and Dove and then has to force himself not to make reference to them at work

doesn't understand personal space sometimes, he just stands too close

has a great poker face unless you know him well and can pick up on very small gestures that he will do every single time he has something good/he's bluffing

was a ballet dancer from the ages of 5 to 8 and thought it was very fun to do shows, but very boring to do stretches and technique

occasionally takes selfies on his flip phone.....

allergic to avocado

hates photoshop, refuses to use it for digital art, if you suggest he do he will tell you to go fuck yourself

that's only 50 but I am running out and will simply have to continue tomorrow so I can think more up uwu

[sunnydhyuk]

♡ my favourite writings ♡

i got this inspiration from an anon for my one-year anniversary! thank you so much for the suggestion, i literally wouldn’t be able to think of this lol ♡

the order in which i record these are from the 25th of feb 2019 until the most recent one ♡

haechan ♡ [15:54] • this was my first blurb and i think it’s really cute! haechan would totally do this; bet

kun ♡ [13:48] • i write lots of my blurbs based on my life, and this one happens to be it. it rained that day for the first time in a long time and this scene totally suits kun imo

johnny ♡ [23:22] • i would love to do this with someone on my life!! it’s super romantic and i had to write it for mr romantic man johnny seo

jisung ♡ [11:07] • me writing about my life once again……i would love for someone to encourage me to start driving like (y/n) for jisung

renjun ♡ [16:07] • me after failing my learner’s permit wanting to feel happy and stupid because of renjun (just so you know, i have my learner’s permit rn)

chanyeol ♡ [21:07] • writing this while chanyeol was at the event really put me through it

yangyang ♡ [15:22] • i love yangyang so much. i guarantee you he would do this, very cheeky boy

taeil ♡ [16:34] • some of my shorter, to-the-point blurbs. i really love this one just because of the idea that taeil misses me more than i miss him

hendery ♡ [18:53] • being hendery’s ‘home’ makes me so soft inside

jungkook ♡ [06:33] • this was written directly after i saw ed sheeran and i was on the city bus and i thought this scenario really suited jungkook + i changed it from concert to airport because i wanted hoseok to have the concert one, as you can see down there

hoseok ♡ [23:32] • as i said above, this was written after i saw ed sheeran, in the crowd i ended up holding my sister’s friend’s hand like this and it was really cute

chen ♡ [23:17] • this was written right after i read the lyrics of chen’s solo debut which i love, it’s one of my favourite songs ever and to think he has a pregnant wife-to-be and he was singing these sad songs for no reason because he was as happy as a clam

baekhyun ♡ [23:56] • just this thought. of doing this with anyone, let alone baekhyun, while i drift off to sleep.

ten ♡ [19:46] • i really love this blurb, dancing with ten, that’s it lol

yuta ♡ [09:05] • yuta, my king. making me breakfast and then breaking my kitchen? love that

sehun ♡ [20:43] • when i was organising my room, this blurb happened and i love it

jaehyun ♡ [16:55] • jaehyun playing with my hair when all he wants to do is m@ke 0ut with me *swoon*

taeyong ♡ [19:44] | mb • this blurb is so soft and then the mb i made on my shared mb account is so hawt i love my duality in content

jeno ♡ [15:23] • i love milkshakes and i love jeno and i love the fact that jeno would offer me the last sip of a shared milkshake

renjun ♡ [09:09] • a memory from 2013 lol……..walking to art class with my then crush in the rain..and i wrote about my ‘current’ crush, love that

chenle ♡ [19:42] • basketball player!chenle scoring a point in my honour i really enjoy that

hendery ♡ [01:22] • i suck at video games so this would totally happen and i wouldn’t mind if hendery beat me at video game

hendery ♡ [23:23] | requested mb • this is college bf!hendery at its finest

mark lee ♡ [01:27] | requested mb • this mb really makes me soft and it’s so cute

jisung ♡ [10:32] • another shy!jisung blurb, this is really cute, the fact that i could hypothetically make him blush makes me blush uwu

winwin ♡ [16:32] • i gave my friend a framed picture of us and our friend group so i love this angst

johnny ♡ [23:07] • this is my first long blurb and the fact that it’s about serpent!johnny and just riverdale in general makes me live

lucas ♡ [18:49] • this was based on zach’s episode of 13rw and i’ve always thought of lucas as zach, you can see on my main/writing blog;)

jisung ♡ [22:07] | main blog • i enjoy all of my werewolf!nct content, and new beta!jisung and old beta!(y/n) is terribly cute

jaemin ♡ [18:58] | main blog • vampire!jaemin only being in love with (y/n) is sooooooo soft and suuuuuuuuuuuch a jaemin thing i swear

jaehyun ♡ [05:56] | main blog • werewolf!jaehyun coming to my house after a rough full moon? yes please jung jaehyun

haechan ♡ [11:31] | adobe’s 1000 • high school!haechan not letting me hold his hands in the hallway because he wants to tease me, another scenario that haechan would totally do

hendery ♡ [01:03] | adobe’s 1000 • i would give hendery all of my hoodies if he wanted to + i’ve put all of my hendery blurbs in this list wow i might love him

jisung ♡ [19:06] | adobe’s 1000 • i would totally play with jisung’s hair to calm him down, he’s big baby

haechan ♡ [23:11] | adobe’s 1000 • haechan losing to me - a person that can’t bowl? i really love that for me

taeyong ♡ [02:07] • baking christmas cookies with one of nct’s cooks is just so amazing and the fact that it’s taeyong is even better

mark lee ♡ [07:43] • written on nye, i feel like i woke up at this time as well and thought of this cute scenario!

haechan ♡ [02:12] • i took one of my prompts that i never got to use for my adobe’s 1000 and i absolutely love this

jungwoo ♡ [13:33] • my baby jungwoo is back so you know i had to write about him

here are my absolute favourites from this year, i hope that you enjoy these ones too (as well as my other ones lol, no offense to me but some don’t hit right for me, you feel).

thank you so much for spending this year with me, i love you all so much that enjoy the content that i post ♡

[les8ean]

Who are these OCs of yours?

lesse here we got...

Alliya (picrew used)Gardener, Cryptozoologist, Conspiracy Theorist, Alien Hunter, and all around cutie

Alyren (picrew used)Master Restoration Mage, Ex-Psijic, Effectively Immortal (through her masterful restoration magic (and some stolen Psijic knowledge)), and your local trans lesbian

Corvo (picrew used)My first real OC, i made her as a HUGE coping mechanism while i was going through some really tough shit. she’s got the most tragic of tragic backstories and has also been through a lot of trauma but!!!! as i’ve gotten into a better place so has she!!!!! she’s now a happily married lesbian who studies entomology in her spare time and works at the local animal shelter and library

E-K (picrew used)Homeless Wandered, Friends with Everyone, genuinely one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, kinda a himbo. He’s Fish’s dad

Fish (picrew used)Feral Goblin Baby Supreme. jus a littel creachur

Junnaya (picrew used)Immortal Dark-Brotherhood Assassin. Cicero is the only motherfucker in the Skyrim sanctuary that she has any respect for. has a love-hate relationship with the Night Mother (it’s complicated). she’s actually a khajiit but.......... i haven’t made her in many furry picrews yet sdhfksdjahgfshglhdk

Ketiit (picrew used)another khajiit OC, Ketiit used to be a child-slave on a small remote island in Summerset, along with @69420coolman‘s OC Har-Kanain (an argonian). the two escaped when they were teens (Ket 14, Har 16) and Junnaya found them and took them in. Ketiit has a lot of pent up anger from her years of being mistreated, and is using adventuring to help her get through it. she’s also a werewolf, and a member of the Companions, and is a pretty damn good alchemist. she killed her bitch-ass master and freed all the other slaves there. She and Har have a really complicated backstory involving Hircine and reincarnation and ancient khajiit and argonians fighting the invading imperials, but i won’t get into it right now skjghksdfhgk

Llelewyn (picrew used)another of my first real OCs!!! along with Corvo, they were made around the same time and both helped me deal with different stuff. Llel is also Corvo’s wife now!!!!!! the two both went through HELL cause of me so i figured i might as well give them a happy ending UwU

Magpie (picrew used)Corvo’s older sister, Magpie is a punk-rock rebel girl who doesn’t take shit from anyone. she’s in a rock band that’s just one big happy poly relationship. they have a cat named Titan, he’s a deaf maine-coon they rescued and sometimes he’ll just wander on stage during gigs. all of her bands songs are either: - fuck the government- there can be no ethical consumption under capitalism- yeah i’m queer you wanna fuckin fight about it- i’m gonna scream my emotions out in the car at 3am while doing 90 down the highway

Marren (picrew used)grumpy hacker who’s always tired because they stayed up for 3 days straight trying to get a program to work. built a robot with a self-aware A.I when they were 8 because they couldn’t make any friends. is dating Alliya and cannot believe she puts up with their bullshit (and is constantly questioning whether Alliya is just dating them out of pity because they had a p difficult childhood (dw, Alliya genuinely loves them, and they love her)). they probably watch Rick and Morty

Nova (picrew used)ghosty boyyy!!!! he can see ghosts and talk to them! he’s trans and gay and has lesbian mums! he’s Corvo’s cousin and cares for her deeply. his bf (E-K) is the love of his life and he wishes they got to spend more time together (dw, they get married one day ;3)

Oberonn (picrew used)the middle child in between Corvo and Magpie. he’s a college drop-out who runs an illegal chemist/apothecary out of his garage where he sells people medication that they need but can’t afford to get elsewhere (anti-depressant, adhd meds, etc). there’s a 90% chance at any given time that he hasn’t left the house in a week and hasn’t slept that entire time. insomniac “““doctor””” who just. needs to learn some self-care. please. go take a shower.

r0bb1e (picrew used)Marren’s robot friend! he’s an asshole. but really, he’s very much like Marren (also an asshole (kinda, they tend to push people away so they can’t get hurt)). will download your favourite show and spoil the ending. had to spend a month as a roomba once when his body broke and Marren had to fix it. 

Raven (picrew 1 - picrew 2)is she alive, living with witches and also amnesia? is she dead, haunting her twin sister? who knows! it all depends on the AU baby!!! Corvo’s twin sister who may or may not be dead. schroedinger’s Raven

Urndresi (picrew used)Dark elf mercenary. can and will steal your girl. dating Junnaya. ex-communicated herself from House Telvanni because she can’t fucking stand them, the slavery, the manipulation tactics, the magic (she sucks at magic and is petty about it), the “we’re better than you” attitude. goes around freeing slaves (mostly those owned by Telvanni) in her free team. is immortal, but is a lot less angsty about it than Junnaya (just kidding haha she’s actually internalising enough emotions to kill a dragon)

[crackinwise]

timbobl replied to your post: List of characters that get more fandom...

Okay excuse you, Kairi is fucking vanilla flavored cardboard and Saïx is a pretty blue moonboy with pointy elf ears. Also I understand your pain about Larxene but I don’t think it’s bc she’s a girl, it’s that her character (neener neener I’m better than you and also you’re fucking stupid oh wait shit why and how are you killing me) is insufferable on anyone. That being said, I headcanon that she’s actually an uwu soft girl on the inside who’s just afraid of 1/?

Idk if you were talking to me or the OP but you realize your only defense of boring-as-dirt Saix is he’s “pretty”? What more character development does he have vs Kairi? Oh no, he’s a grumpy killjoy up Xemnas’s ass. Oh wow, his attack is moon/werewolf aesthetic. And.....what? That’s a dime-a-dozen villain lackey right there. What’s his personality when he isn’t telling someone No Fun Allowed in a monotone? Replace him with a blue rock that says the same lines and nothing changes. Hell, let Axel throw a frisbee to a blue rock and i’m suddenly amused. “Sorry, gotta kill you cuz the blue rock told me to.” I need a petition!

At least with the little amount Nomura ever gave us of Kairi we get 100% of Sora’s faith in friendship and determination, and...like 5% of the fight. KH2 making up most of that fight percentage as she threw middle fingers to Axel (damsel, my ass; watch me juke an assassin) and the Org (you thought i was ready to throw down before? bam! keyblade), then told Sora to stop being dumb cuz his bf is right there. It’s not her fault KH3 turned around and made her a shadow of Aerith without any of the journey or meaningful sacrifice.

You also realize that description of Larxene is half of the Org and every Xehanort incarnation? At least it’s a personality! A character trait. Something to make her memorable from all the other girls in Nomura’s factory. Zexion was snobby and he got fans. Xigbar never shuts up and that’s considered entertaining. Ansem/Xemnas monologue for days how awesome and genius they are--oh no how did you defeat me in all my anime forms! Vanitas is the exact same type of “neener neener” and he’s got fans out the wazoo. Let her be confident and snarky. Let Maleficent scoop her up as a side-kick instead of Pete. Or let Aqua convince her destroying things on the side of good is fun too. I rarely even see her in posts specifically for celebrating all the KH girls!