#oshi loves her husband but she doesn't like him

[yesyourstalker]

[This isn't where the story actually starts. I just wanted to write them being silly]

Neta: ikkan.....ohhhh iiiiiiiiiikkkkaaannnn........ Are you asleep??

Ikkan:: No babe I'm not asleep. What do you want?

Neta: you want to snuggle?

Ikkan: No... It's too hot

Neta: oh...mmm ..ok.... it's fine... You're going to leave me and be gone for a whole month........

Ikkan: yep

Neta: I just want hold you and kiss you and be with you

Ikkan: if you want to have sex just say that

Neta: no! .... I don't want to do that I want to be flirty and fun. You know like we kiss and then we cuddle and we think oh nothing's going to happen and then things start to happen. You know like......you know ...... like we set the mood.

Ikkan: or you could just ask.....

Neta:........... ikkan do you want to have sex?

Ikkan:........* Inhale*..........* Exhale*.............. I don't know...............

Neta:..................

Ikkan: yeah sure why not

Neta: hooray!!!!

Ikkan: ok see now- (wheeze) hehehehehe never mind..hahahahaha... You ruined it..hehehe... Killed the mood before it even started hahahahaha..... You got way too excited!..

Neta: hehehehe

Ikkan:..hahahahahaha fucking hooray!?? ... hahahahahah you're so stupid!! hahahha

Neta:you love it. Now come here (kissing)

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[it actually starts here]

Warabie:.......................

Oshi: ink drop stop pouting and take off those sunglasses You look ridiculous

Warabie: I don't want paparazzi to look at us. I don't need that right now.

Shimi: worry less about paparazzi and worry more about making your flight. Come on You're supposed to meet up with them at the gate

Warabie: uhhhhhhh....... I don't want to go to krillarney......

Oshi: now in drop. I understand that this place is not the most lavish or luxurious place, but it's filled with lots of history and culture and community. Oh in the beautiful landscapes..... It's so beautiful and yet so humble.

Warabie: yeah and it's always wet and rainy there and it smells like grass and manure

Shimi: you'll get used to the smell in a week.... let's go.

Warabie: You don't have to rush dad My flight leaves in 2 hours. I'm going to have to wait an extra hour anyway.

Shimi: I don't understand why we even need a turf war map in the airport it's ridiculous. It inconveniences everyone!! You're telling me I have to wait an hour to board my flight because a couple of brats want to play war! They Just stick them anywhere! Why do they need two in the mall especially one next to the noodle place!! That's where people eat food for Cod sakes they don't need to worry about bombs falling into their soup!!

Oshi: Shimi don't get too worked up. Remember what the doctor said about your blood pressure

Shimi: I'm just saying it's impractical

Warabie: this is starting to feel more like a vacation than a punishment

Oshi: oh there they are I see them.

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Ikkan: mom stop *ugh*

Koi-koi: honestly ikkan why is it every time I see you you always have to have a blemish or some sort of hickey all over you.... Hold still.... You shouldn't be going out in public like that

Ikkan: mom the only reason you saw it is because you pulled my collar down....

Koi-koi: well, I still think It's inappropriate

Ikkan: alright fine..*hiff*... I'm going to go check on Neta and Cirrina.

Koi-koi:....*huff*....

Merv: .......................You know we were young, dumb and in love once.

Koi-koi: yeah.. hehehehehe (peck) I know

Merv: hmmm

Ikkan: You got the tickets?

Neta: yeah here you go.... *Sigh*.... You're going to be going for a whole month.. why is it when I think that you're going to be with me forever you always seem to leave? You're doing this on purpose

Ikkan: It's only for a month (kiss)..... Where's Cirrina

Neta: uhhhhhhhhh

Ikkan:....

Neta:*sigh*..... I caved in..... I let her play 2 turf war matches on the map.

Ikkan: neta

Neta: Only 2.....

Ikkan: Ok ..... I guess she can have her fun.

Neta: yeah..... I'm going to miss you inkky [kisskisskisskiss]

Ikkan: hehehe stop... I know babe.....[kiss] ...... Are you going to be okay?

Neta: yeah..... I'll be okay.

Ikkan: You want a pretzel from the food court?

Neta: and a cinnamon roll?

Ikkan: No, the pretzels already going raise your blood sugar

Neta: hmmmmnmmm!!... First you're going to abandon me and then you going to neglect me.

Ikkan: *heh* hehehehehe shut up. I'll be right back.

Neta:.......... hey cici you win any matches?

Cirrina: no, got spawn camped and the charger they had available sucked.

Neta: awwww I'm sorry crab cakes

Cirrina:.. whatever........

Neta: I got your ticket. you're excited for your trip?

Cirrina: hmm

Neta: give it a chance baby.

Cirrina:............hm.....

Neta: ...................

Ikkan: All right, I got you the pretzel and the cinnamon roll but promise me you're not going to eat them back to back.

Neta: I don't know, my medication is actually giving me an appetite so....

Ikkan: neta........ I got you one too Cirrina

Cirrina: thanks.......... So when is our flight?

Neta: well from the schedule it would be 1 hour now but since the turf War map is active you got to wait...so it's 2 hours.... Let's meet back up with your parents and wait.

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Koi-koi: you know since my husband is going gone for a while I was thinking of getting a plan ticket myself

Oshi: oh what do you have in mind?

Koi-koi: You know I was thinking somewhere I haven't gone maybe Thalassa waters

Oshi: ohhhhhh that's a lovely place. I wish we could get in the water. It's so beautiful that it's fresh water

Koi-koi: it's beautiful to look at tho.... I saw some really nice bathhouses specifically for inkfish with a spa. Hehehe I could go to cobia Island too I think I have enough points to get multiple tickets.

Oshi: hmmm that sounds really nice. you know I'm friends with the owner of Fair flags hotels.

Koi-koi: really?

Oshi: really

Shimi: ugggggg they could at least install comfortable chairs to sit in while we wait. Don't they have anything good to eat here? I swear all they have is fast food. They should have a sit-down restaurant. At least something honestly it should be free.

Oshi: Shimi...... Darling wait here I..... I have to talk to the clerk about....... I need to know if the food is complimentary....... I'll be right back..

Warabie: *sigh*..... hey guys

Ikkan: hey. You excited to see my childhood home

Warabie: visiting krillarney will surely answer many questions on why are you the way that you are

Ikkan: yeah it will

Neta: rumor has it. You got someone preggers. Is that true? Hahahahaha

Warabie: shut up!!

Neta:aw come on. No need to be ashamed I've been there. Now I have my precious little Crab cakes [kisskisskisskiss] who's going to behave herself? Isn't that right sweetie?

Cirrina: [texting]....not making any promises..

[NOW BOARDING....... KRILLARNEY...AT...... GATE B5]

Neta: seems like they changed the maps early. Ok......you got everything packed clothes, jackets, socks... Plug adapters.... I bought you a new box of sanitary napk-

Cirrina: yes dad! I got everything.....oh my Cod

Neta: .. alright.....im sorry........You have your wallet and your debit card... Remember, don't overspend the limit is 800 okay? don't ruin Daddy's credit

Cirrina: yes I know

Neta: okay............. I love you Cirrina

Cirrina: hmmm I love you too daddy

Neta: can I get a hug? I'm not going to see my little girl for a while I'm gonna miss her.

Cirrina: *sigh* ok dad. . I'm going to miss you too

Neta: awwww [kiss kiss] my baby.....

Koi-koi: do you have your heart medication?

Merv: yes

Koi-koi: and your glasses?

Merv: I have them hun..*yes *

Koi-koi: alright...[kiss] take care of the boys for me. Tell Noji I said hi

Merv: I will

Koi-koi: alright.....buy ikkan

Ikkan: see ya Mom. I'll call you when we get there.

Shimi:................

Warabie:..........

Shimi: well...(Pat...Pat)....... Have a safe trip........ I don't know where your mother went. She should-

Oshi: I'm here, I'm here!! I need to say goodbye to my lovely boys!....[kisskisskisskiss] I love you both. [Kisskisskisskiss] Have a safe trip here's your ticket Shimi bye bye

Shimi: ticket? I'm not going!

Oshi: yes you are

Shimi: no! No way in hell am I going to stay on that dingy farm!! this is a disciplinary action for a child not for me!

Oshi: maybe after this trip you'll be grateful for the things you have and complain a lot less. Also, spend some time with your son.

Shimi: I don't even have a bag!! I'm not packed for this!!

Shimi: just buy some stuff when you get there. Cosh you act as if we have no money.......... koi-koi why don't we go to turtle shell keys first?

Koi-koi: oh that would be great

Shimi: wait oshi!! Oshi!!??

Oshi: byyyye!!

Merv: let's Go

Warabie: come on dad before we miss our flight

Shimi:.................huh?

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Cirrina: ..............

Ikkan: so Cirrina..... I know this isn't your ideal vacation but I really think you're going to enjoy this trip. I grew up here it's my home and I have family here. I come to realize that you're going to be a part of my family real soon. You're going to be my daughter so I think this trip would be great for us to really bond as father and daughter

Cirrina: yeah...hmm

Ikkan: I can take you to all the places I used to go to when I was a kid..... If they're still open.

Cirrina: that sounds nice...*yawn*... I heard it's really pretty around this time.....mmmm.......*sleep*

Ikkan:hm .(Pat...Pat).....hmmmmm.....

Merv:.... you're doing great

Ikkan: am I?

Merv.....you really stepped up to begin a father to her. I'm proud

Ikkan: hm... thanks dad

Shimi: *sigh*......... she could at least gave me a first class seat

Warabie: they probably didn't have any dad considering yours is last minute

Shimi: *humph*...........

Warabie: Dad

Shimi: what?

Warabie:....*sigh*..... nothing, never mind

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Neta: .... I'm home..................................

Nibbles:..................

Neta: hi cutie.. what are you doing?..hmm?......why are you so heavy huh?......

Nibbles: purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr

Neta:.... looks like it's just going to be me, you...... Mahi?

Mahi: hey can I borrow this thank top?

Neta: No, that's my only 'Red Sea' shirt!!

Mahi: I never see you wear this anymore...besides this one doesn't fit you

Neta: it still fits me it's an extra large

Mahi: well....... I need it. I'll give it back to you after the festive I also took your 'rage bait' and 'The capsizers shirt

Neta: what?!

Mahi: okay, those shirts you know are too small for you now. Just buy more, you literally own a store that provides those shirts...

Neta: but those shirts are vintage!!

[HONK HONK]

Mizole: Babe let's go!!!

Umishi:Before the traffic!!

Mahi: Alright!!! I got to go. see ya!!

Neta: *sigh*.............ok................. Now it looks just like me and you nibbles...

[knock knock]

Neta: did you forget *gasp*-

Gai: hey is this the Vern's residence? I-................... hey kiddo...... Well look at you.... Starting to look more and more like me huh?

Neta:........................................

Mahi also took his old swim trunks, sun screen and his water bottle

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