#original content in TF2 uniforms

[welovepokernight]

Welcome, one and all!

As it says in the sidebar, this is a fan blog for

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Here, you can view fan stuff and appreciation of the Poker Night games, and submit ideas for elements in a hypothetical new game! Under the cut is an example of such ideas, taken from a post on my main blog. Obviously, you don’t have to submit that much content at once. Just have fun!

Dealer/Host: Peacock (Skullgirls) or Tiny Tina (Borderlands)

Players: Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2) or Barney Calhoun (Half-Life) Homestar Runner

Players’ Strategies: Guybrush: Cautious? Homer: Unpredictable (doesn’t know how to play, but it seems to work to his advantage) Spy: Bluffer Barney: Reckless? Homestar: Unpredictable (may or may not know how to play the game; it is unclear)

Bartender: original robot waiter (changes with Inventory layout; alternate bartenders have dialogue)

Possible Inventory Layouts: Skullgirls: Lab 8 - Bartenders: George Bomb and Lonesome Lenny - Character Change: one player shown in Alex Ahad artstyle Borderlands: Bunkers and Badasses tavern - Bartender: Moxxi - Character Change: Borderlands-style clothing for one player Monkey Island: The Scumm Bar - Bartender: Winslow - Character Change: Guybrush -> Secret of Monkey Island self, or at least dressed that way The Simpsons: Moe’s Tavern - Bartender: Moe Szyslak (of course) - Character Change: Homer -> Evil Homer Team Fortress 2: BLU Base - Bartender: robot Medic (repurposed by the BLU Engineer) - Character Change: Spy -> more casual clothing (still wears balaclava) Half-Life: Black Mesa - Bartender: no change - Character Change: Barney dressed in security uniform Homestar Runner: Club Technochocolate - Bartender: Bubs - Character Change: Homestar as he looked from May 2000 ‘til February 2001

Default Music: Smooth Jazz Versions of most of the following… The Legend of the Skull Heart (Skullgirls) In a Moment’s Time (Skullgirls) Paved With Good Intentions (Skullgirls) Cage the Elephant’s “Ain’t No Rest For the Wicked” (Borderlands) The Heavy’s “Short Change Hero” (Borderlands 2; previously heard in Poker Night 2) The Vines’ “Black Dragon” (Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel) Monkey Island Main Theme The Simpsons Theme Team Fortress 2 Main Theme Right Behind You (TF2) Ma Petite Chou-Fleur (TF2) More Gun (TF2) Hazardous Environments (Half-Life) Military Precision (Half-Life) Homestar Runner Theme Song Everybody Knows It (Homestar Runner) Trogdor (Homestar Runner)

TF2 Unlockables: Peacock: Her top hat Tina: The mask she wears on the side of her head Guybrush: Cursed Cutlass of Kaflu for Demoman Homer: team-colored Mr. Plow jacket for Heavy Spy: poker visor or new weapon(s) for Spy? Barney: Hazard Suit Helmet for Pyro Homestar: his star or cap for Scout

May need help coming up with continuing storylines (like the ones in Poker Night 2) for each player. One character’s story must involve the dealer, too. (NOTE: The page linked above isn’t quite finished.) It would probably also help if you could unlock visuals of said storylines instead of simply hearing descriptions of what happened.