#oreo and emperor be like

[crysdrawsthings]

Toxic Space Squid, Amnesiac Axe Murderer and Evil Hatman ft. ancient Russian-language meme and some dragons.

Baldur's Gate 3 is good, play Baldur's Gate 3.

[oreozfox]

My very small collection of Tezuka protagonists crying in dramatic poses. Feel free to add lol

[gladiatorcunt]

key: 💐 = connected 🎀 = sfw 👙 = nsfw 🕊️ = non dc ⚰️ = dc

⚰️🎀 raspberry - coriolanus snow

⚰️👙 lily of the valley - modern!coriolanus snow

⚰️👙marlboro reds - anakin skywalker

⚰️👙 happy birthday, mr. emperor! - anakin skywalker

⚰️👙give a fly some honey - cowboy!anakin skywalker

⚰️👙 from the rib of adam - situationship!rafe cameron

⚰️👙 nail me like i’m crucified - priest!paul & priest!leto

🕊️⚰️👙 the nemean lion - toxic roomate!patrick zweig

🕊️👙 oreo tiger milk tea - wife tashi x house spouse reader

⚰️👙 cherry vanilla dr pepper - toxic artricktashi x toxic reader

⚰️👙 wintergreen candy cane - artricktashi baby trapping (II.)

🕊️⚰️👙 love on the floor - toxic bsf!art donaldson (II.)

🕊️⚰️👙 honest hearts - mildly toxic dom art & switch patrick (II.) (III.)

⚰️👙 all or nothing (ace in the hole) (fallout au)

© gladiatorcunt 2024 + request rules

[icy-watch]

I'm kinda in shock rn.

But ok.

King is a prisoner new BFF to the Collector. So, going to have to save him. Somehow.

Eda's lost an arm to the curse. But at least she's alive.

And Belos is... not quite dead. A bit of him stayed with Hunter and went thru the portal with the Owl Squad.

Obviously the point of the next season is going to be to get back to the Boiling Isles to save everyone. Belos is going to make a comeback at some point, and try to take them down, but they'll be ready this time.

And Luz's Palisman still needs to hatch.

Yeah.

I forgot the message at the top of the episode again, but I was right. The message is "seek the key fear the lock."

Tomorrow is an in person movie night with my cousin, his wife, and our group. So, I won't be able to liveblog tomorrow. I'm planning on liveblogging at least 10 to 15 minutes of the first episode of s3 the next day earlier than normal. Much earlier. I have a family thing that evening, but the day after that should be normal.

So, until then!

Correct and incorrect predictions below the cut.

Correct

The Abominations Belos bought from the Blights will have something to do with the Day of Unity. *sad laughter*

King is a Titan. I'm gonna go find an apple blood recipe and make it for s3. I deserve it. As a treat for being able to predict this in the third episode of the season.

Belos is going to use an axe against Luz. His did. In his mind. I still feel like it'll happen in the show again.

Eda will explore the control she has over her curse. And she's gathered a great hold over it.

The Abominations Belos bought from the Blights will have something to do with the Day of Unity. *sad laughter*

King is a Titan. I'm gonna go find an apple blood recipe and make it for s3. I deserve it. As a treat for being able to predict this in the third episode of the season.

Belos is going to use an axe against Luz. His did. In his mind. I still feel like it'll happen in the show again.

Eda will explore the control she has over her curse. And she's gathered a great hold over it.

We're going to see Gus utilizing his powers to their full potential later in the series. Albeit out of his control, he did technically use them against Adrian and the Emperor's Coven.

The figure we saw who looked like King is not his dad. Yeeeeee! Guessed right.

When we see Lily and Eda's dad again, he doesn't hold it against Eda for injuring him. I... y'all. I am so happy he doesn't.

Hunter's going to leave the castle soon. BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES

We are going to learn a little more about Luz's father and how he passed away. Ouch.

Luz is never going to make an actual portal home. She didn't. She ended up getting back using the 1 Belos made for himself.

Something will happen to stop Luz's Palisman from hatching. Crossing over into the human world is probably a big 1.

Luz, King, and Eda will be separated further. OUCH!

Incorrect

There are more than 4 glyphs. There are only 4 glyphs, but there's more combos than there are variations of Oreos and Doritos.

The item the first human to the Boiling Isles left in the library will be in Amity's little hideout. It would have made it soooooo much easier to get if it had been.

Something will happen to the coven heads - they'll disappear ro be killed off or something - thru the season. This was such a great idea at the time. Belos might have been better off if he listened to me. An L on his end, tbh.

Luz's Palisman is going to take a couple of episodes to appear. *sad laughter*

Belos got the ownership of Philip's journal by being friends or something. More like they're the same person.

Eda's going to help Luz carve her Palisman. She did and we only got to see a little bit of it, and I am sad.

Francois will become animate. Sadly, nope.

King will animate Francois by talking to him. Y'all have no idea how disappointed I am about Francois, let me tell you.

Owlbert won't make it to s3. I have never been so happy to be wrong.

Belosis going to bring the Boiling Isles to the human world. More like murder everyone to return.

Raine has memory loss from the spell. Thankfully, they were just faking it to trick Belos and Terra.

Powerful witches needed for the Day of Unity ritual will have glowing eyes when they use their powers. Surprisingly no. They might be needed for something else tho.

Eda's going to die. Thank the sun, moon, stars, and Spongebob she didn't.

Partial

Belos is infected by something. Putting this here, bc yes but no. The Palismen he consumed have sort of infected him, but not in the sense that I was actually thinking. My thought was he got hit with some Wild Magic or something.

Hunter comes from a line of witches who were descendants of humans, and he is somehow related to Philip Wittebane. Yes, but no. He is technically related to Philip by being a clone of his brother, but he doesn't come from a line of powerless witches who were descended from humans.

Our friends are going to lose the fight against Belos. Technically, they did lose, as it was the Collector who splattered him.

Unconfirmed

The footprints. 2 of them appear what 1 would expect for the time period. The barefoot tracks can be from any time. And the other 2 were too modern. Time travel? Either way, people end up dying. I'm thinking this'll be addressed in s3.

Something happened to Belos's brother at Eclipse Lake. Most likely, his death. This'll be addressed in s3 with the previous 1.

Belos Jurassic Parked the Basilisks to learn how to use the draining spell. This was kind of answered by people in my reblogs and comments, but it hasn't been outwardly stated in the show. And I have no idea if it will be.

The thing King's dad was fighting on the wall is similar to whatever Belos is turning into. This might be addressed in s3. I have my doubts tho.

Birds. The Clawthorns and the Wittebanes are related somehow. I'm thinking the connection might be Belos's brother, but unconfirmed atm.

The circle tablet was broken in a fight between Belos and his brother. Might be addressed in s3.

The dagger was used by Belos to kill his brother. This was heavily implied. It was also implied that the same dagger was used to mutilate his ears.

[uwudonoodle]

Happy pi day! I think stories are always better if they have a delicious pie in them. So here's a random list of pies on screen, that I lowkey want to make and eat. 🥧

🎞 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

🥧 Gooseberry Pie

The queen poisoned Snow before she could put it in the oven. That's the real tragedy. I've never had a gooseberry pie, but my dad has a small gooseberry bush that might produce enough for a pie some day.

🎞 Julie and Julia

🥧 Chocolate Silk Pie

Julie makes a pie in the opening of the movie while musing about how cooking brings her peace in a chaotic world. I had never had a chocolate silk pie before, but after the movie I looked up a recipe and made it. It's now one of my most requested pies at Thanksgiving. Although I like to use an oreo crust where Julie used a Graham cracker.

🎞 Big Fish

🥧 Apple Pie

Of course the perfect little idyllic town of Spectre, Alabama served hot apple pie. It looked real good too.

🎞 Kiki's Delivery Service

🥧 Herring Pie

At least I think it's a fish pie because of the design on top, not positive. Fish pie wouldn't be my favorite to eat. It was baked in a wood fired oven, and man, did the crust look amazing.

🎞 Harry Potter

🥧 Shepherd's Pie, Pumpkin Pasties, and Treacle Tart

(This includes the books as well since I think only the Pumpkin Pasties are mentioned in the movies.) Shepherd's pie is pure comfort food. We aren't really shown pumpkin pasties, but they sound like mini pumpkin hand pies. I saw Binging with Babish make Treacle tart (Harry's favorite) and now it's on my wish list. I just have to order some golden syrup from the UK to make it.

🎞 Tangled

🥧 Raspberry Rhubarb Pie?

We don't really know what kind of pie Rapunzel bakes in her tower kitchen, but the internet thinks it's raspberry rhubarb, which sounds awesome.

🎞 I, Robot

🥧 Sweet Potato Pie

I love how Will Smith's character is so excited for his Grandma's pie, that he just starts eating without even cutting a slice. Then he tells some stranger on the street to hold it or wear it. 🤣

🎞 Hook

🥧 Imagination Cream Pie

All the imaginary food in Neverland looked amazing to me as a kid. It would be fun to try to make a cream pie that was as colorful as the food in that scene. I wonder what flavor it should be? Inventing new pies is fun.

🎞 The Emperor's New Groove

🥧 Spinach Puffs

Arguably not pie, but it's a filling in a pasty, so close enough. Binging with Babish's recipe looks awesome, but I have yet to try it. Kronk is a proud cook, and I respect him for it.

🎞 Blazing Saddles

🥧 Cream Pie

They did more throwing than eating, but the pies still looked tasty, and it was a good time.

🎞 Waitress (movie and musical)

🥧 Marshmallow Pie, Dark Chocolate Strawberry Pie, Spiced Pumpkin Pie, Chocolate Blackberry Pie, Butterscotch Banana Pudding Pie, Ham and Cheese Quiche, Spaghetti Pie, Pecan Cheesecake, Peach Pie, Cherry Pie, Chocolate Custard Pie, Cinnamon Custard (hope I remembered them all)

Before I saw Waitress, I had made pies, but I never thought about inventing new pies. Jenna got me thinking more creatively. I've since made my own versions of her Dark Chocolate Strawberry, Chocolate Silk, Spaghetti Pie, and Ham and Cheese Quiche. FYI, one of the pies on the DVD cover has a lazy lattice, and I noticed. 👀

📺 Monk

🥧 Chicken Pot Pie

Monk got the crust perfectly placed and then stalled while he counted the peas. It hurt my heart that I never got to see the finished product. I should make more pot pies, they are awesome.

📺 Avatar: The Last Airbender

🥧 Egg Custard Tarts

Avatar did not need a pie to be one of the best shows ever, but it did, because Avatar has it all. The face Aang makes when tempted with egg custard is adorable. Now I know why, as I made an egg custard a few years ago at Christmas.

📺 In Plain Sight

🥧 Lemon Meringue or Banana Cream (I didn't get a good look)

After a long hard day, Mary's partner got her a big slice of pie from a bakery and told her, "Eat pie. Pie makes everything better." Thank you, Marshall. We stan.

📺 The Dragon Prince

🥧 Jelly Tarts

Of course my favorite show has pie. They are based on an Israeli dessert, but they're close enough to pie for me. Callum's Spellbook has a recipe, although I might try making them with traditional pie dough. Maybe for the season 6 premier?🤞 I just have to decide which flavor. 🤔

📺 Adventure Time

🥧 Apple Pie (with crystal apples!)

I watched the first episode, and when they mentioned pie, I was like, this show is going to be good. Even though Tree Trunks was wisked to another dimension and never actually got to finish her pie, I ended up loving Adventure Time.

📺 Pushing Daisies

🥧 Mixed Berry Pie, Kiwi Cream Pie, Three Plum Pie, Apple Pie with Gruyere

No joke, my therapist recommended this show to me because she knew I loved baking pies. I, of corse, immediately identified with the sad pie maker who was obsessed with making pies as a way to cope. I binged the entire series, then found out it was cancelled, and processed to mourn for the next week. I still want to try to recreate some of their signature pies. The Kiwi Cream is so pretty.

🎮 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom

🥧 Apple Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Fruit Pie, Meat Pie, Fish Pie, Egg Tarts, and Cheesecake (it counts)

These the first video games I ever finished (my parents banned them so I didn't get to start playing until I was older). The combat still kind of scares me, but I took to the cooking right away. On my first play through, I was so excited to get Tabantha Wheat, so I could finally make pies. Wild's era Link is so much cooler because he's a pie maker. I always keep a few egg custard tarts in my inventory for some quick hearts.

Happy pi day! Go eat a big slice. Pie makes everything better.

Please comment any pies I missed (I definitely haven't seen everything).

*Sweeny Todd, American Pie, Spongebob's bomb pie, and The Help aren't mentioned because their pies were not delicious.*

[the-failed-agent3]

"Hi there! I'm Oreo! I saw my friends on here and decided to check it out!"

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This is an RP account for my oc! Here's some info about her:

Her favourite idol group are the Squid Sisters!

No one knows what's behind her mask (and hopefully never will...)

She is a fan of the S4 and goes to see their matches often!

She mains the Enperry Dualies

Big fan of Emperor....how is he so good at Turf Wars?!

She was Agent 3 before the real Agent 3, but after she never returned from a mission Cuttlefish thought she was dead, so she's like a failed agent.

A member of Cephalochaos!

Is nice to everyone but herself pretty much

May or may not have taken a liking to Aloha...

Never sleeps during the night. She will sleep on you.

She worries quite a lot about her team and literally anything

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Ooc// Please no creepy or weird questions, or harassing, all that stuff!! Literally ask anything I want to interact with other RP blogs-

Account run by @starl1ghtn1ght !!

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"See ya later!"

[crys-makes-art]

I have this funny image in my head of Oreo seriously calling herself a snack and The Emperor thinking even dirt has more nutrients

This is... actually quite correct. Oreo would, definitely say that and her brains are more holes, than actually brain.

However, I would personally compare her to a novelty TikTok recipe. The kind of ones that instruct you to boil ramen in Gatorade, marinade your chicken breasts in Nyquil and would likely cause you severe gastrointestinal kind of discomfort.

But while we are here, some fun facts about Oreo

Outside of the unfortunate amnesia incident Oreo has extraordinary memory, as many white dragons do. She won't know what to do with most of this information, but for that she has her squidness partner.

She does in fact has a small horde! It is definitely smaller than one would expect from a dragon her age, but is quite nice anyway. Oreo's preferred types of treasure are gemstones, old historical things of questionable value outside of, well, historical and, curiously enough, the kind of shiny metal contraptions you can find in something like a Steel Watcher. Explains how Gortash won her over back then.

[vampiric-succulent]

eating oreos in my bed like a roman emperor popping grapes off the vine

[sammydem0n64]

UHHHHH one more maybe KJNFKSNKJS ✏️

You guys don't even know about the Crumbled! The Owl House AU. but now you WILL

Idk how much you personally know abt TOH so this may be super inconprehensible to you specififcally but I like overexplaining things so dw abt it!

I'll focus on Gleo here, bc god this is crazy.

She takes Lilith's role, with Melphis being in Eda's role as context

This may seem crazy given that Gleo is a complete wild child (at 54 years old.) and LOVESSS being silly and breaking the rules, while Lilith is the complete opposite until season 2, but given the character backstory it all fits! Trust!

Canon!Gleo always wanted her parents' attention, but unfortunately, they always focused more on Donna and Melphis. Similar sentiments are applied here where her parents always focused more on her other siblings, leaving her in the dust. This sentiment grows further when Donna joins the Emperor's Coven (takes the role of the Oreo Gang, lolz), with her parents getting all hyped over it and pushing their other children to also join the ranks

Gleo was willing to do it in hopes of finally getting the praise she always wanted, but Melphis was a prodigy, They were to duel each other for the position, there could only be one winner, and she knew Melphis would smoke her. So she cursed him without anyone knowing in hopes of winning the duel, not knowing the curse was Long Term, lol

Ofc Melphis forfeited instantly to let Gleo take the win bc he DIDNT wanna Be In The Coven giving her the position by default, but he's still cursed! He's still spending the rest of his life fucked over because of her! And her parents didn't even go to her damn coven initiation!!

All three siblings abandoned their bio parents to live with Ivan, with Donna (Gwendolyn's role) devoting her life to trying to cure her baby brother, Ivan (Dell's role) being severely injured by Melphis/[insert whatever type of bird Melphis would b bc i don't imagine he'd be an owl] Beast, and Melphis. Well. HIS ASS IS CURSED AND ISN'T JOINING A COVEN AND IS A CRIMINAL!! She feels immense guilt and remorse for her actions despite never admiting what she did for years. So, when the emperor (Firo) promised that Melphis could be cured if she indoctrinated him, she jumped at the opportunity

This Gleo strives to make amends in her own little way. She still makes a lot of fucked up decisions and in theory runs from them by choosing Firo's way or the highway to fix the problem, but she cares. This role shows she DOES care for her family and wants to improve, which ofc, she does here!

It's just a neat little thing for her, a scenario where she owns up to her mistakes and makes amends for the harm she caused!

[crysdrawsthings]

I don't have any new art, but this is a perfect explanation of whatever happened between Emperor and Oreo, when murderlizard was offered an Astral Tadpole

[holosuitekai]

with love op, i’m with asbestos here, this feels like a real missed opportunity for a multi level oreo chaos campaign on campus - you could have been emperor of campus by giving free packs of oreos to everyone, but also, they can be stuck to surfaces so contemporary art project. the possibilities are endless

if there's anything i learned in college its never accept a sponsorship from oreos because yes it pays really well and yes they send so many oreos but at some point you're gonna be in your dorm room with fifty boxes each filled with a hundred oreo packages and you will realise that oreos aren't a real food and that cookies should have never been made into sandwiches and you will spend two years trying to get rid of these oreos because your three other roommates also got sponsored by oreos and so there are two hundred boxes of a hundred oreo packages in your dorm room

[shiyorin]

I have funni idea.

We all know that the Warp is a boundless ocean and that the 4 chaos gods are only a small part of them (they may be the ferocious sharks of the warp but not all.) Imagine that, there is another entity much larger and more dangerous, likened to the orca of warp (Yep, Homicidal Oreos) who always looks at every wars of Chaos and other creatures, and just hold a cup of daemon and bowl of soul popcorn, thinking "Haha, funni."

This, I am willing to accept as canon.

The War in Heaven? Just the Homicidal Oreos watching all the silly mortal shenanigans. The Horus Heresy? Just the Homicidal Oreos wanting a snack.

"Oh, look at Abaddon trying to start something! Oh, my sides! And now the Imperium's here... this is great."

The Emperor is screaming in his grave, Tzeentch and Slaanesh are laughing like hyenas, Nurgle is busy cooking, and Khorne is frothing with blood rage. Meanwhile, a Homicidal Oreo sitting on a lawn chair, enjoying every moment.

[mayullla]

Title: Imprisoned

[ - Lake (Gn!reader) + Roses (Yandere) + Zhongli (Genshin Impact) + Oreo cookies (Royalty/Nobility au) - ] - Anon's Ask

Summary: You were forced to become a consort of the emperor yet all you wish was a peaceful life. So you tried to run away with your lover only to fail late at night only to be unable to escape.

Additional warnings/tags: Fantasy, Dragon Emperor Zhongli, Torture with a bit of blood mentioned (not on reader but their lover), locked in a constricted area, manipulation, forced relationship, possession, dark themes

[ - Fairytale Picnic Event - closed - ]

The loud shout and screams were painful to your ears as you watched your lover whipped constantly for faults that they have not made. The sounds of the whip hitting their skin, already bleeding from the constant beating.

You begged the man to stop, that they really might die if he continued yet he didn't listen instead choosing to hit harder as if to drown out the sound of your cries and begging.

Your voice was raw from the crying and begging yet nothing was done when you were locked in an iron cage, tiny unable to stand for the bars were too low. Your dress once luxurious and elegant, fit for a princess where now in tatters, thorn and dirtied when you were dragged to this place.

How many hours have passed since you and your partner tried to make an escape? When you were so close to the borders of the land only to be caught by the knights of the emperor and taken back with force.

Time was too slow, unbearably slow as you continued to hear their shouts of pain.

You didn't want to think, you wanted none of this. You were just a commoner, someone who was born in the poorer parts of the kingdom finally able to open your own small shop with the money you desperately saved.

Never have you dreamed to catch the attention of the emperor. When you thought you will finally live a happy life with your lover you were taken to the palace and became made a consort of a man you cannot look into his eyes.

Gold eyes, many call them the eyes of the royal blood yet you could not help but shiver when you look at them.

The glares of others were suffocating as you were called into the emperor's office, who was looking for you to hold and lean his head on.

It was common knowledge that many consorts here were only there because of politics. There was never any love between the emperor and them, so it was only natural that many grow to despise you chosen by the emperor because he wanted you unlike them, you were given affection and love while they rot in a corner of the palace alone.

You didn't want this, scared and alone with no backing and no one to protect you other than the emperor's adoration towards you. So sweet and loving as the soft kisses he places on your hands and cheeks. Yet possessive when he held your neck as he kissed your lips.

With his affectionate care when he told you stories of the past, you often wondered how old he was… nobody knew actually… numbers ranging from 500 years old to 6000 or even more. He was an old emperor, trusted by many to be the pillar of the land. Rumors surround him about who he was, his age and what he really was, many ideas, many theories yet you always found the rumor about him being a dragon fitting...

There was too much greed in his eyes when he looks at you after all.

You didn't want to be trapped in his arms, his love was too much for you. Too much of a burden, when all you wanted was a peaceful life. So… maybe you thought that it would be a great idea to leave when no one is looking. The words of a consort like you who worried about you and your relationship with the emperor. Someone you thought you grew close to and you thought didn't care much for the emperor’s love. When they told you to run away and that they would help you… you thought maybe you had a chance.

So you went, after much planning, you left the palace in the dead of night with your lover planning to run away from to a country not so far from here then the next. You didnt see gold eye peering out the window watching you leave, but if you did maybe you would have instead begged him for mercy.

But it was too late... too late as the screams of your lover still loud in your ears started to become background sound smaller and smaller as the light started to dim. You fainted there in the cold cage alone with only the cries of anguish from your lover…

Opening your eyes you squint as the light went to your eyes. The basement you have fainted in, a soft bed instead of the cold stone floor. You wondered if everything was a dream when pain shot through your body. “You should not move, you will only hurt yourself more if you do so.”

Your head snapped towards the familiar voice eye widening at who that person was. The man you feared standing right beside your bed looking down on you, the smile that used to grace your presence with was gone instead but a thin line. “Y-your majesty?!” You stuttered your voice still raw from the screaming of last night, your hands started to shiver in fear as you started to remember even more and more.

“It seems that I was too careless around you.” he takes a sit on the side of your bed, ignoring how you flinched as you tried to sit up only for him to place a hand on your shoulder pushing you back down. Placing his hands beside your head, he was on top staring down at you.

You felt trapped in the soft bed, now felt limiting instead of comfortable unable to run away. “To the point that others would try to covet what is mine.”

His words were confusing, and his stare made you hold your breath as he touched your cheek with one hand. “You were almost taken away from my arms.” He spoke “All because of jealousy and envy that consorts had for you. Where you scared my dear?”

You can't say anything, even when he asked questions his eyes dared you to speak a word. He knew… he knew of the envy that others have towards you but didn't see to do something about it. He knew that you were planning on escaping and that he already placed knights to catch you as soon as you thought you were finally free...

He was the one who sent you to the torture chamber and had you forced to watch your lover in chains whipped. It was his form of punishment, the many stories he told you already made you understand who he was.

“Don't cry, dear.” The emperor touched your face wiping the tears in your eyes that you didn't know were there. “They are not here anymore for I have removed them from the palace you are safe now.” He told you gently. “Please…” This was your first word… tears continued to form in your eyes “Please don't hurt them.” Don't kill them.

“My lover is with a heart of gold, very well then I shall give you what you want if you choose to bare half of their sins.” Zhongi spoke, more tears fell from your eyes as you covered them with your hands yet you still nodded for you already knew what he wanted.

[we-are-swearwolves]

Sharp Rocks at the Bottom

(A love letter to Logan Tremblay) 

Characters belong entirely to @lumosinlove​ 

Noelle had arrived home for Christmas approximately 90 minutes ago and could already tell that something was wrong.

Her fiery baby brother was being so goddamn quiet. Pushing and teasing and playing and hair fluffing had always been how the four of them showed affection toward each other, but something in the way Logan had hugged her when she arrived had set off gentle alarm bells in her mind. He held her tighter and for longer than usual, the type of hug they shared when their grandfather needed surgery, when she had left for school, when they were children and their parents fought.

It wasn’t just that he was quieter than usual when she arrived either, it was that he stayed quiet. All afternoon. All through dinner. Most of the following day. 

They were snuggled into the couch watching The Emperor’s New Groove (‘Really?’ ‘Lolo, what makes you think this is optional? I miss you, we’re home, embrace the nostalgia, get the Oreos.’ He had rolled his eyes, but had a smile on his face) when Noelle grabbed the remote and pauses the movie.

“Ok. Out with it, Lolo.”

“Out with what?”

“Don’t ‘out with what’ me, you asshole. You have never watched this movie and stayed quiet. No ‘Cuzco’s poison’? No ‘riiiiiiight’? What’s wrong.”

She was teasing him, but also holding his hand. Logan would never admit it, but sometimes he really fucking needed one of his big sisters to hold his hand.

“Nothing’s wrong. I’m fine. Just tired with school and everything.”

He wouldn’t hold eye contact and she doubted he realized he was squeezing her hand a bit harder than he had been before.

“Bullshit, baby brother. Remember that it was me who taught you how to lie to mom and dad when you snuck out in high school, you��ve never been able to fool me.”

He kept his eyes on the TV. She could see that he was clenching his jaw, and she was in it now. She knew he was choking back the words and she couldn’t just leave him to hurt like this by himself.

She nudged him in the side a bit, trying to draw out their usual playful banter. He pushed back, but barely, and now he was scrunching up his eyebrows: the Logan equivalent of a quivering bottom lip.

“Don’t think I won’t call Finn and ask.”

Logan fucking froze.

Shit.

Shit shit shit shit shit.

Noelle hadn’t been serious, she’d been teasing with the assumption that Lo’s best friend would know what was wrong, but Lo’s reaction made her stomach drop; she had hurt him.

It was an accident, but that didn’t stop the fact that she felt it every time her brother was hurting, and the guilt of having caused it washed over her like a wave.

“Oh.”

“It’s nothing, it’s fine. We’re fine. Don’t worry about it, there’s nothing wrong.”

But he was breathing faster and clamped his mouth shut after they both caught his voice catching on ‘wrong’.

He didn’t want her to look at him, she could tell that, but he was squeezing her hand even harder now.

She moved just a bit closer and brought her other hand up to rest on his arm as well, leaning her head against him a bit, but looking forward just like him. He felt safer when there wasn’t someone looking directly at him. He always had. He also always lied about it.

“Finn.”

She let his name sit in the air for a moment.

“Did you two have a falling out?”

She could feel Logan shake his head. He let out a soft “No” but his voice was so fucking quiet, if she were any further away she might not have heard him.

This was it. She and her sisters had talked about it before when Lo was a teenager, but briefly and vaguely and each with an odd but matching sense of disloyalty. The worry outweighed it though. They had a lot in common and always had, but a fierce protectiveness for their baby brother ran through each of their hearts and would unite them forever.

“Does it seem like-?” “Do you think-?” “It doesn’t change anything, just… do you know if he’s ok?” “Don’t corner him, he’ll panic” “LOOK at him, he’s panicking already” “Let him tell us when he’s ready.” “What, just leave him by himself feeling alone? All of his fucking friends are-“ “I know.” “I think we’ll know. If the right moment comes, I think one of us will feel it.”

It was quiet. They were alone in the house. They were together under a soft blanket.

They were holding hands.

Noelle pulled Logan’s hand a bit closer and took the risk.

“Did you two break up?”

She was close enough to feel his breath catch. He flinched, his entire body tensed. She wouldn’t let go of his hand.

“I love you, it’s ok.”

Logan fucking lost it.

One second he was holding as still as if he’d been frozen, the next he seemed to curl in on himself like he’d taken a hit to the stomach. And then he was crying in a way that made it clear that he had needed to for a long time, that the tears had been right at the edge of his control and had been waiting to break through. He was sobbing like he was about to fall apart.

She curled over him, like he was falling apart and she could somehow hold him together.

“We didn’t – I mean he doesn’t — we’ve never… I can’t, we can’t, it’s not—“

“Fuck.”

That was somehow worse. There was nothing to be done about that. 

“Oh my god, Logan, fuck, hey it’s ok, it’s ok, I’ve got you, I’m here it’s ok.”

The words didn’t make sense but she couldn’t stop them as she pulled her brother toward herself, half into a hug and half into her lap.

“It feels like— I can’t, I don’t know what to do with it, it feels like I can’t breathe.” He was holding on like he was drowning.

“I know.”

“It hurts.”

“I know. I’ve got you.”

It had been years since anyone could rightly have called Logan small. He got teased for being shorter than the others, but Noelle couldn’t remember the last time he lost a fight, couldn’t remember the exact day she realized he was taller than her.

It felt like he was trying to make himself small now, though, as if the pain would shrink if he gave it less space.

She held him as tight as she could.

“He’s my— I lo—“

He couldn’t finish saying it, but she heard the words anyway.

“It hurts and I still can’t stop it.”

There was no way to know what words to say, but they came spilling out of her mouth anyway.

“You have such a big heart, Logan. It’ll work out, it’ll be ok.”

She hoped with her entire being that she wasn’t lying.

[ortegalvr]

Ah, my noble and faithful companion, you are a beacon of truth in these dark times! Your words are like the sweetest of Oreos—rich in wisdom and firm in loyalty. No heresy shall ever stand against us, for we are united under the sacred banner of the Cookie Throne! You, my most trusted ally, are the sword that defends the honor of the Oreoness. Together, we shall smite all who dare challenge our reign! FOR THE COOKIE THRONE! FOR THE EMPEROR!

@ortegalvr I have found a weapon for you to take down @cobaltperun.

[zu-is-here]

Hello again Zu! Don't worry about late replies, I mean, look at me now :"D. Sorry for not replying earlier, usually when I'm going reply your answers something always shows up (ಥ﹏ಥ). In the meantime we haven't talk, have you already played Deltarune? I haven't, yet. And lately I'm seeing a lot about this new meme about Susi asking Kriss: "KRISS WHERE THE (D)UCK IS THIS PLACE?" Or something like that xD.

About the violin, playing the instruments is hard indeed, and a trauma for some of us, but at the end it's really worth the beautiful sound someone can produce with practice :"D. And I also hope I can fix Sebastián soon (´⌒｀｡). by THE WAY, YOU PLAY THE OCARINA? -insert Ocarina of time memories here, I haven't played the game tho ajxjsjx- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL- Wind instruments are so beautiful sounding (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`). DO YOU ALSO PLAY KALIMBA? CAN YOU MARRY ME PLEASE? (?) I have a kalimba at home, and it's actually my sister's, but sometimes she burrows me her instrument and I like to play The last airbender OST's in it :"D. It's such a beautiful instrument and I love its sound (♡˙︶˙♡) it's very relaxing.

About the chinese manwha, I was reading Silent Lover. It's about a mute boy named Chen Yu that is sent to the King of Zhen Bei's palace in place of the daughter of the family he serves as a slave. He is send there as a concubine in place of the daughter because the King is know for killing the 9 concubines he had before, and the family sends him as concubine instead of Chen Ruo Fei (the daughter) to avoid that, so Chen Yu has to pretend he is a woman and tries to survive.

The manwha is not bad, it has good things as the evolution Chen Yu has across the history. But sadly at the very end the principal couple falls in the cliché of being given "roles" of "the woman" and "the men" of the relationship, being both of them males, and it also romanticized a bit the abusive relationship of Chen Yu and the emperor. But like I said before, not everything was bad. Because the art was just, oOOOOF. BEAUTIFUL.

THE ART WAS SOMETHING I LOVED A LOT, AND THE CHARACTER DESIGNS AS WELL. Now I'm going to read a Thousand autumns. So i'm going to prepare my tears.

WHAT ABOUT YOU ZU? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN THESE DAYS? Have you maybe hang out with your friends? (oﾟ▽ﾟ) The old lady is alright? And how it's work as well? :0

I send you lots and lots of love, hugs and muaks Zu, you're very beloved by all of us! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ don't ever forget that!

— Waffle and oreos anon ★

OMG I was answering your first ask when you sent the new one?? Are you reading my mind?? XD

Hii again!╰(*´︶`*)╯☆

Guess I broke all the records since you had to message me the second time omg— I didn’t do it on purpose tho! (ówò) Please forgive me for that, for big messages are hard for me to reply, but it's never your fault ♡ And don’t apologize! >:3 Let's say we're even, to not worry about the time anymore heheh ☆ Don't mind this big text of mine and feel free to reply as you want!

I haven't played Deltarune since that time, so many things to do instead :'D Oh that meme! It's gonna be legendary XD

I can feel you! (>3<) Some lessons were literally torture... How's Sebastián? *^* I haven't played this game either but yeah!! I was inspired by Wadanohara game <3 Wind instruments are much harder tho... Pfff throwing a shoe would be too effective xd Noo I haven't learned to play the kalimba yet! /// WAIT do YOU play it?? (*⁰▿⁰*) Awww I'd love to hear it! ♪

Wow— this sounds intriguing! ☆ Gotta look into (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) I'm glad you enjoyed the story itself despite the ending <3 It reminded me of the manhwa "My heart beats" where a guy joins the women's water polo team while pretending to be a girl (wears a swimsuit and inserts silicone breasts xd). And he falls in love with another girl... In short, a very good story (*´꒳`*) Prepare your tears for another worthy manhwa! (òwó)

MOCHI THE KITTY?? \(//∇//)\ Awww congrats!! How did it happen? (°▽°) How is da baby girl doing??

I'm so happy to hear you liked the comic, thank you a looot! (〃ω〃) Oh it's alright! Don't be sorry <3

"Can we catch up until the morning?" is what Cross asks Dream to cheer him up after his "...Like none of this ever happened." Dream says this with bitterness cause their past together was turbulent (running away from Nightmare, quarrels, Dream's corruption, etc.), and they just didn't have enough time and opportunities to spend it enjoying each other calmly.

Real life has come, then family, and their time is running out. So Cross invites Dream to do things they couldn't do back then (like eating nice cream in Undertale? Why not? ;D) But they only have time until the morning — they have too little options to spend this night outside, in the Multiverse, unique and unforgettable.

Dream summons a staff and opens a portal [white background]: he asks the birthday boy to make a wish — to choose where he wants to be and what he wants to do. (His magic is fueled by positive emotions, guess it's gonna be something exciting~ (spoiler: there'll be another episode, in Underlust) ☆

Yep! I had fun with my family last weekend, hope to have fun with my friends too when they get well <3

Koshka's doing great ;D Every morning she wakes me up pocking her nose in my face and grumbling if I don't get up as fast as possible xd

Work's been great too! And Inktobertale's going really good with all needed breaks as well heheh (ùwú)☆

You're always being so nice to me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) Thank you so much for your letters and kind words, it means a lot to me and I keep them in my heart ♡

How are you doing? *^* How's your family? I really hope everything's going good for you, but if you ever need someone to talk to sooner, please don't hesitate to DM me! Lots of love <3

And take care of yourself, cause somebody...╰(*´︶`*)╯