#or the snowplows would have swept them away' and Im like 'oh shit Kim check this out'
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it is 1230 am and I have a migraine. I'm gonna eat glass.
it's so so late which means this isn't a fully formed thought, but like. I absolutely adore how cool Kim Kitsuragi is, coupled with the fact that he's such a bad detective. I'm wandering around Revachol like "hey maybe we should investigate this car that busted a hole in the fence of our crime scene" and he's like "mmmmmm I don't think that's related but alright". that's the one I keep thinking back on cause at the time it was so glaringly obvious that it was Super Related, tho now in hindsight he could have been lying, but he just keeps doing this. "oh I don't think it's related but this is your case." like bro? yea the harbor is related, that's where our suspects came from, we need to investigate for a motive my dude? just. he's SO cool and sleek and polished and formal and so, so, so bad at this. shoutout to him picking the wrong stance for shooting down the body.
#true story#I DON'T PISS ON THE POOR YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! I KNOW ABOUT THE CAR!!!!! I KNOW!!!!#I spent a whole ass real life week losing my mind over Kim dismissing the car okay. It Stuck Out.#CAUSE OKAY we show up. we ask Garte how to access the crime scene. he says the only way in is the huge ass hole in the fence#as I'm walking in somebody is like 'hey theres tire tracks. somebody drove into this within the last week#or the snowplows would have swept them away' and Im like 'oh shit Kim check this out'#and hes like 'cool but I dont see how its relevant'#not even ten minutes into the game. first real interaction with Kim. Not Relevant To The Case.#BRO DID EIGHT GROWN ASS MEN DRAG AN UNWILLING MERCANARY *OVER THE FUCKING FENCE???* HOW DID THEY GET IN!!!!#this was smth that supported my hardie gang did it theory cause they could enter via the whirling#I've more or less dropped that now. but christ. it got worse when I narrowed it down to Within The Last 72 Hours#HOW DID THEY GET IN KIM. 'uhhhh dont even worry about it bro just dont think about the car haha' ISNT AN ANSWER#gnaw gnaw gnaw. bite.#id in alt text#is this...... overly aggressive. probably. but I have been lying facedown all day because sitting up makes the room spin. and light hurts.#and I can see the future of inane comments stretch out before me with dawning horror. nip that shit in the bud. leave.#anyway. Kim Kitsuragi is cool and incompetent and I love him so fucking much
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