#or something weird like FUCK I'M SOOO HANDSOME everyone wants me
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Idk how about you but for me personally every vampire is ace until said otherwise
And Shilo aroace because yeah
Idk, i just wanted to share)
#jrwi#jrwi show#just roll with it#the suckening#I like when i have the reason to make characters ace#i don't actually need this reason obviously#but like sometimes i like that#and vampires is one of them#EVEN EDWARD TWILIGHT#even if this fucking idiot is having sex or romantic relationships it's some power thing for him#or something weird like FUCK I'M SOOO HANDSOME everyone wants me#and everyone will love oh yes and everything will be about meee oh I'm so hot and handsome and smart blah blah blah#oh man i hate him so much)))#WHEN WILL HE DIE WHEEEEN#STAKE HIM BURN HIM DRAWN HIM
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#Would love to be one of those trans guys that meet up with old friends they haven't seen in ten years and#always no matter what it ends up in sloppy sex#Or who meets people at like a starbucks and in the next two hours they have already fucked six times#I know soooo many people like that#But unfortunately no one has ever found me aesthetically attractive let alone sexually or romantically :/#The only reason I'm always like 'im sooo handsome and sexy who want me' is that no one does 😭#I have a theory that I'm waaay more weird looking than I think. Like I just see a handsome man with a strong jaw in mirror but.#I probably look freaky and uncanny and am just too stupid to notice that#And clearly my personality doesn't win me anything h#How is it physically possible to have been at college for two years and not have made any friends I am more verbal and out there than ever#Back to everyone passively noticing that something is wrong with me as like an evolutionary reflex#I swear to god I try to act normal I THOUGHT I was doing a good job but!!!#No one ever wants to have lunch with me or hang out or chat on discord or even talk for more than two minutes#My dream of sucking and fucking even once will never be realized because I am ugly AND weird I guess!!!!
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Thinking of...
College rommate!Kaeya who's so popular, everyone on the campus knows him. He's handsome, polite, very flirty and so, sooo annoying.
Ever since you two started to live together, he was like a nightmare. He was always making weird comments about you, like- "oh, you should smile more", or- "you got only 70%? Honey, I thought you could do much better than that!"
And the worst part? Everyone loves him. And he knows it. He's completely aware of what impact his words have on other, and which string he needs to pull to get what he wants.
He's annoying, mean, very full of himself and-
"Hello, my dear roommate, can I ask you a favor?"
Speak of the devil.
"What do you want" you rolled your eyes, already irritated by his presence. He just asked you a question, and you want to smack him in his stupid pretty face.
"I need your help with a project. You're pretty good at physics, aren't you?" Kaeya leaned against a door frame, looking at you with his arms crossed. You hated the way he was looking at you. Even with all your hatred toward him, you need to admit - he was pretty damn hot.
"Yeah, I suppose to" you looked back from him to your laptop, trying to ignore this fucking warm building up inside your chest.
"Splendid. So, as my roommate, what do you say about some pizza and a small study session? My treat if it helps" his smile, oh, his smile. It was bright as a sun, which made him even more annoying. Now he's going to make you blind?
"Why should I help you, hm? When I asked for a help, you ditched me." you turned on you chair, raising a brow at him.
You could swear that, for a second, his posture seemed... Nervous?
"Ah, yes. But I think I've already apologized for that couple of times." Kaeya smiled again, coming back to his "mysterious" (his words, not yours) himself.
And yes, he did apologize, he even bought you flowers as a sorry. You bit the inside of your cheek lost in thoughts. You knew, you were completely aware how this'll go, but-
"Alright. But because you've promised, you're paying for everything."
"Sure thing, sweetheart"
"And don't call me that!"
"What? Wait, hold on-"
"Ughh, I've already explained it four times now, Alberich!" you throw your hands in the air. Youre tired, he's tired, and the pizza is already cold.
"I'm starting to understand why Albedo's drinks so much coffee after every study session he has with other students"
"Are you assuming that I'm the dumb one?" Kaeya laughed, taking a slice of pizza from a cardbox and then taking a big bite.
"You're dumb all the time, but being honest - why did you sign up for this project? If I'm not wrong, it's not even that important to the final grade and only few people volunteered" you squirm I'm place, trying get more comfortable in your seat.
"Why you, a person who's clearly just not into maths or physics, volunteered?" You raised your brow, looking right at him.
You started to observe his body language which seemed... On edge. Kaeya straight up a bit, his shoulders tensing and his eyes flew all around the room.
You two stayed in a silence in a moment, Kaeya chewing as long as he could to avoid answering and you, still staring at him and waiting for any respond.
Clearly loosing his confidence, but not wanting you to realized that (even if you already did), he finally swallowed last bits of pizza as he finally spoke.
"Would you believe me... If I would say I wanted to spend some more time with you?" His gaze finally meeting your face.
"What?" Your eyes wide in shock, as you look at him.
Kaeya? This Kaeya Alberich? Wanted to spend some time with you???
"Am I tripping or they added something to this pizza"
"I'm genuine, sweetheart." He's face surprisingly soft with a sweet smile, as he looked at you.
You both stare at each other, silence slightly uncomfortable, while you tried to gain your thoughts.
And then, it strikes you.
You're blushing.
You quickly looked away, not wanting him to see you at such vulnerable state. You hated him! Hated everything in his character and doings, so why, why on earth, you're feeling like a lovestruch teenager?
"And... That's why you asked me for help?"
"Actually yes." He shrugged, taking another bite of his pizza. He seemed not scared at all. Where in the meantime, you were still processing his words.
Kaeya was mean, very full of himself and dumb. You hated him with all your being, because only a glance from him could make your heart flutter. He could say your name and your knees was already weak.
You hated him for so long, you can't just give up on it like that.
"So... Would you like to go on a date with me, sweetheart?"
... Or so you thought.
HELLOOO!!! Hi, another "Thinking of..."!!!
I'm so glad you guys liked the first one so much, maybe I should make a small series?
This time, I don't have any incredible art- just a small sketch. This one fan fiction firstly had a complete different storyline so-
But besides that, here's some blushy software Calvary captain
Anyway, again, not proofread- let me know if there's anything you find!
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#genshin impact#kaeya x reader#kaeya alberich#genshin impact x reader#genshin fanfic#x reader#genshin impact fanart#genshin#genshin imagines#genshin fluff#Thinking of...#kaeya <3333
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