#or is doppo just going to be like oh god oh fuck it's the homeless guy who slapped my wife

[crehador]

first it was samatoki and rei, now it’s dice, it’s a miracle doppo hasn’t popped a stomach ulcer yet

[hyphypmic]

HypMic: Baby

@melolala asked: Could I Get The scenario about they reaction when s/o want a baby. 🤣 I really think that will be funny :v

Surelyyyy~

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Ichiro

He would be like: what

And he really asks if you’re serious or not like, no joke

Because he’s fucking 19 and is like: what no not yet I mean if you want a dog sure but not a human being maybe in the future when we’re I mean not to ASSUME anything but yeah

And it’s cute because Ichiro is really a family man and imagines having kids with you and growing old with you so like it has been on his mind, he’s just shy abt it

And yeah, after you leave he’s still smiling and thinking about it like a dork

Jiro

NO

Like flat out refuses and just says why can’t you be normal and want a dog we’re fucking 17 what the hell

And he knows you’re joking but he starts sweating

Like he really offers a fucking doll or something or he tries to brush it off and all but he’s blushing because he’s also secretly a family guy and does want kids in the far future

Saburo

Freaks the fuck out inside and is like what do I say what do I say what do I say

Him: yeah cool

And he tries to play it off but his brains starts wandering and he’s like: what would it be like having kids, because he’s the youngest and the boy of the fam so he doesn’t have much of an idea

But his imagination starts wandering and he has all these fluffy domestic thoughts running in his head

Samatoki

I think he would be like: children are hard to take care of

Then you’re like: it’s just another you what’s the diff

And then Samatoki nods then realises what you said and you’re like running while he chases you and all that

Of course he catches you and then kisses your forehead and like whispers: if you really want one, we can always try in the future when it’s not so… dangerous

Because seriously, Samatoki is a family man and I think at his age and like life experiences, he wants to be a better father than his dad ever was

But babies make him uwu so he’s thinking of domestic shit already

Jyuto

Is kind of like what??? And replace me???

He kind of deflects it because he’s the type to text back: fuck no and then teases you around like saying: and the baby will replace me what about my cuddles what about meeeeee

But part of him is like: if ever I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with you then… maybe one day when everything is settled

Because no way in hell he’ll put the baby through shit like not knowing his father because he died or something (the world is dangerous)

Riou

It will backfire on you if you’re not serious because Riou will take it seriously and genuinely like asks

Because he would want a serious conversation about it

And from a joke it becomes a deep convo on wether or not you want children because honestly Riou is game for it because he probably loves protecting and would be thrilled to have a kid that looks like you and him together

I really see him being uwu about it and you being taken aback by the surge of affection

Ramuda

He is also the type to be like: uh uh no way nope never I’m your baby

Nah he’s more of you DADDY

No anyway, he’d like freeze for a while and be like: why do you want a baby

And you’re probably joking and he tries to brush it off my distracting you with like kisses and all that then pouting and like: am I not baby enough for you mommy? Can I take care of you instead uwu

But the kid thing freaks him out a bit inside, so he deflects it and distracts

Gentaro

Flat out goes: sure let’s go

And then you know he’s not serious as he just stares at you with the flattest expression nd he brings out a chart on his phone on how to take care of baby

At this point you know he’s teasing you hard and you just pout instead but gentaro smiles instead and kisses you: Darlin, as much as I’d like a mini gentaro, maybe not yet hmm?

Even if gentaro secretly wants one, he just goes: nah not yet okay, in the far future

but author imagination strikes and he thinks just how the baby would look like

Dice

“Sure, where do we get them”

The dumbass actually looks at you in earnest in where you can get this baby and it like takes fifteen seconds to register in his brain

And he’s suddenly like: NOT WITH MY INCOME!

And he’s a homeless dude so like his fear is kind of like not being able to provide so he’s like; nope not like this and even if you say you will support, he wants to be able to support the baby with his own work

He just shrugs and goes: maybe, but we should adopt

Bc tbh he’s seen too many orphans and he wants to help them out and all

Jakurai

Old man probably gets domestic uwu and goes like: sure

And it gets from joking to real soft real quick and the two of you talk it out like actual adults with mature minds dn how the two of you will take care of the baby

Also like, he gets super excited and baby about it because he van pull out all the medical plans and what you want and the healthcare and the planning and the time the two of you will have sex

And really he gets excited and smiley (of course assuming you’re serious) but he also says: we should adopt so we can help other kids too yay

Doppo

Freaks the fuck out externally he goes like: AH WHAT I MEAN SURE BUT WAIT AM I READY OH MY GOD AM I????

And then he spirals downwards into himself and he’s worrying nd you have to cuddle and comfort him and tell him he’ll be a fantastic father

But of course doppo is having none of that and is still spiralling downwards and is like: are you sure ill be good what if I’m not good enough oh my god what if I lose my job

And you really just tell him that you’ll do it together okay and it will work out, you’re not in a rush anyway

Hifumi

Hugs and celebrates and kisses you because why not you know

And it’s adorable as fuck because he wants a baby really because he’s super soft

But then he thinks if he’s ready or not and he’s actually kinda worried about it because he’s like with a split persona thing with the suit or what if they’re ashamed of their father

And you’re like: wtf you’re literally famous, you own a super popular host club AND YOU’RE RICH AND AN ACTUAL PUPPY

But high is still kinda insecure about it + his fear of girls so like

And you’re like: it’s okay, we’re together yay and hifu just softens