#or curtains like jesus christ these are the two most incompetent baby havers i've ever seen | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bi-demon-ium · 2 years ago

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plot twist sq's bio dad/bio parents aren't dead they either faked their death and left curtain panicking with a baby or he helped them fake their deaths and they're like, in cuba or something, and he literally doesn't think this is important information for sq. yeah the pedalians fucked off to cuba, and he has a kid now. what about it

#the pedalians being like. the fentons.#except minus the earnestly loving their son. like they dont NOT love him they just. simply are like anyway #we dont have time for a baby. take this baby #or curtains like jesus christ these are the two most incompetent baby havers i've ever seen #even I'D be a better baby raiser than this #and they were like 'bet?' and next thing he knows he has a toddler and they are GONE #i dont know why im thinking about this but its funny #like yeah they could have been genuinely loving parents #but its very funny if theyre like. just. somewhere in the bahamas or whatever #or like doing research in some cave #literally do not care they have a son #sq when he's like 18: wait my birth parents are ALIVE?!#curtain: yea lol #i could make this serious but i dont have teh energy to rn

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