#op is famous to me i didnt know they had a tumblr

[rrcenic]

if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))

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God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.

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cringe

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…this is literally about us

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OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME

#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH

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found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!

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so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.

#everything itches :,(

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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.

If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!

I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!

Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME

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lmaoooo kys piggy

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe

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#we’re personally more ralph-leaning #but not picky

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t hebeasty i know it’s there i lnow the hel p help theyre is a beastie pleas

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hey op are you ok

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OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLEASE

#I AM AFRAID

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brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????

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🙂

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girlie help?????

#ur so silly like wtf

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bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪

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Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.

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maybe you should learn what a joke is lmao

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This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!

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…i forgor

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ISTFG

#literally so pissed /srs

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i am #strong. i am #emo. i listen to #mychemicalromance. i am #dark

*lifts black hair off face, revealing black eyeshadow* i cannot feel love. i care about no one. because i am #EMO!!!! /srs

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:(

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no!!! don’t be sad- *bites black lipstick covered lip and glances away* i… i love you

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:)

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Oh my God. And you call ME cringe.

#no hate on Simon even though he’s a weirdo #but Roger is like a different breed of freaky #tw h*nters #tw j*cks tribe #tw conchphobia

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[electricpurrs]

i am actually so suspicious of this god damn moth post but i cant find any concrete evidence to prove theres something wrong with it other than my gut feeling and i feel insane

like of course first of all this post is from 2013 and im not really willing to believe any given post from 2013 is true specially when the post is this amazing coincidence of this person coincidentally finding those two coincidentally aesthetically pleasing moths and managing to get them coincidentally snuggling together for a picture. yknow. it does feel too weirdly good to be true

BUT SECONDLY im so weirded out by these two moths specifically.

ok bear with me. the little one is very obviously a rosy maple moth. (which is also coincidentally one of the most famous moths specifically for being pretty)

but im willing to believe any given english speaking tumblrgirl at the time could find one considering they live seemingly accross the united states and canada. fair enough

BUT my problem is the big one. of course everybody even in the notes seems to be classifying it as a luna moth (ALSO a famous moth species for being pretty) you can also feasibly find them in north america, ok.

theres also the point of their lifespans

luna moths as adults live only for about 7-10 days, and i had a harder time finding info for adult rosy maple moths but it seems its about the same

the source of this is an old article from someone actively breeding maple moths x but i believe its the same with moths in general, since they literally dont have mouths and cant eat so they just mate and die.

SO youre gonna have a small time span to find one. both moths are also mainly nocturnal, which makes even weirder that op found both of them during the day.

theres also the point of WHEN are they adults. aka maply moths seem to show from from may through the summer

luna moths though, seem to vary in when they show up depending on place. some do include late may or early june on northern regions, ans a generation in july in central states.

which means you could, feasibly, have a span of about a week or so in may, june or july where both maple moths and luna moths are adults and alive at the same time.

BUT THE POST IN QUESTION IS FROM APRIL 16

thats NOT when adult rosy maple moths show up, much less both of them.

though maybe im just being too pedandic with specific dates and theres margin for variation, but its, again, some real big coincidences

BUT FINALLY theres the fact im suspicious about this luna moth IN THE FIRST PLACE.

i might just be going actually crazy here, but for this we've been assuming the luna moth is the species that exists in north america (otherwise these two wouldnt be in the same place at all)

and like this is what the luna moth looks like

(pictures from wikipedia)

and you see how theyre kinda weird compared to the one in the pic.

the luna moths are mostly green, with much less of this pretty pastel pink of the one on the tumblr post. you could argue they have pink markings but in most pictures i see they seem more like a dark red/brown with a remarkable very thick marking on the wings

you see how the moth in the pic just looks kinda weird. but that can also be from filters or editing to make the photo prettier making the colors different.

(i also think the tail looks weirdly long, but there seems to be variation in the tail length in various luna moth pics ive seen, so i cant speak for sure about that)

(i also cant tell you whether the sizes in comparison to each other are right cause i suck at visualizing size comparisons and its not like theres any other pic on earth of the two together so.)

CONCLUSION: i dont fucking know. i spent an hour looking moths up online and didnt get any reasonable answer to my doubts. i guess in the end THERE is, even if small, a chance of you finding both these boths alive at the same time in the same place so i can fully discredit the op. i give up im going to have breakfast

[bronzeagepizzeria]

DOCTOR X ROSE FIC REC GAME

list any number of your favourite underrated doctor x rose fics (any pairing!)—au included, and tag others! because I’ve run out of what seems like every single popular fic and i NEED MORE so if you have some super obscure masterpieces in mind…

MY RECS-

Some of them are on livejournal/tumblr itself, but the majority are on ao3

(*multichapter)

The Quiet Life by marylane23

Summary: The obligatory "The Doctor loses the TARDIS" story, sort of.

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose

This fic is just. Breathtaking. The wording is so simple but it conveys SO MUCH, effortlessly, and it’s one of the best fics I’ve ever read.

Worlds in Conjunction by marylane23

Summary: The Doctor makes a slight miscalculation. Written for Wendymr for the Rose Tyler Ficathon. She wanted Rose making hard choices; the Doctor getting something disastrously wrong - with consequences; & Doctor/Rose romance of some sort.

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose

Same author; honestly op is SO talented and I maintain that this fic is actually better than a lot of episodes on the show. Rose is so, so brave in this, and it’s a must read for anyone who loves the character.

Rest of a Life by misscam

Summary: There is no happily ever after with him. She's learned it. She just wishes she hadn't, that she could live in an illusion of the two of them, for the rest of their lives.

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose

MCD warning. Heartbreaking and gorgeous.

A Cage by @tripwirealarm

Summary: A vignette. "Lust is his vestigial tail."

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose, Tentoo/Rose

I’ve seen this author’s other brilliant works on rec lists several times, and i think this particular one-shot is super underrated. If i had to describe it one word…haunting.

Dodged Bullets (Or The Lives We Didnt Live) by weezly14

Summary: "He wants to say: I would've been a good dad."

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose, Mickey POV

OP is famous for their incredible time loop series, but this brilliant, brilliant fic is almost never recommended anywhere and it deserves so much love.

Only If For A Moment by @mariechambers

Summary: It was then that Rose realized the full extent of the power she had over this man. All she had to do was say the word and he’d risk his job, his reputation, his everything for her. Because, dare she even think it, but he wasn’t just lusting after her. He was in love with her.

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose, Jimmy Stone, Donna Noble

One of my favourite human AU fics—deals with sensitive topics like domestic abuse with absolute finesse.

the world ends eventually so come with me by hippiebanana132

Summary: "There were golden tears running down her cheeks. He should have known. But he’d barely slept since she was here, had no idea even what day it was, what was real and what wasn’t. It was beautifully, wonderfully easy to deny it all as just a dream in those early days. He would never have to stop a dream." What if Rose left a small part of herself behind when she looked into the heart of the TARDIS?

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose, Martha Jones

So, so, so beautifully written—you can absolutely visualise this story and it is also, in my opinion, better than a whole lot of episodes on the show. It’s also quite recent, so you should totally check out OP’s other works!

like this by @weezlywrites

Summary: Time loop. Post Doomsday. “For a Time Lord he’s always had terrible timing.” Except that was pretty much perfect timing. Almost like they’d done it before. 

Pairing/Characters: Ten/Rose, Pete Tyler, Mickey Smith

Another time loop fic, and it is as good as OP’s human AU! Definitely give this one a try.

The Devil You Know* by rosa_acicularis

Summary: Better the devil you know. Rose and the Doctor after Journey's End.

Pairing/Characters: Tentoo/Rose

A really famous author in this fandom, and this fic is by no means underrated, but it deserves all the love because of how GOOD it is.

And after all; you’re my... by sapphire_child

Summary: In the boiling steam and underneath the rushing sound of water he finally allows himself to weep – with terror, with rage. With the utter despair of a mortal man faced for the very first time with his own mortality.

Pairing/Characters: Tentoo/Rose

I’ve rec’d this before, but it deserves a second mention because it is one of the fics that i think about ALL THE TIME. It’s really stuck with me, and I think it deserves so much more love. Content Warning: terminal illness (but there’s no actual death in the fic)

Epitaph by rosa_acicularis

Summary: When she is in Paris, she sleeps in the catacombs.

Pairing/Character: Ten/Rose, Eleven/Rose, Jack Harkness

Again, not really underrated, but I almost never see it on rec lists!! A brilliant take on the turning-into-a-vampire trope that hits all the right spots and another fic that I think about all the time.

[bathroomcube]

the post you made about spamton being a tumblr sexyman is so true and also exaclty what i think happened to benry minus the tiktok part. hashtag justice4benry he didnt deserve this

people thinking benrey is hot feels like a psy-op like speaking as someone who was here since the beginning there was a drastic shift when hlvrai got popular where it went from thinking benrey was a bitch to thinking he was sexy and if i were to point the blame it would be twitter. once twitter got ahold of hlvrai it was instantly fandomized. like actually famous people started tweeting abt it and boom porn artists were scrambling to draw the worst things youve ever seen despite the cast stating they didnt want that to have porn drawn of it. also i know frenrey is a thing because of the last act but boomer would 100% have been the main ship had the fanbase not grown on twitter. when it was me and like 10 other people on tumblr i think we all agreed that boomer was good nobody even thought of frenrey. sorry i could talk abt this for hours all i want to say for the record is that i was here before the rest of you motherfuckers and im crossing my arms and tapping my foot at what the fanbase became.

[janiedean]

@nederys all of you guys kinda lost your shit but i don't think you're being consistent at all. you didn't go for it being misinformed or wrongly placed, just that it was "gross" bc it was "romanticizing" blabla, like if someone made a fic about ETA terrorists or whatever and i advocated censorship and asked for it not to exist. when you accept kink and RPF, you need to stand on that principle even when it's YOUR personal/national. shaming ppl into submission is the anti strategy and it doesnt actually convince anybody of anything, much literally if it's screaming in another language to the OPs. i didnt wanna reblog or anything but i was very unpleasantly surprised with how you guys handled the situation (and i say this bc i care and i know you value rationality, not to piss you off YOUR personal/national sensibility like if someone wants to write a fic 'romanticizing' tec bundy murders or a rape fantasy or whatever it's their field day just tag it properly, it's no different for a criminal organization as i see it. a piece of sexual fantasy or literary work is not a guarantee it's portrayed in an accurate way or that it's a moral endorsementj + I'll hear your argument on 'positive representation' so i'll take your word for now but it did really come of like "your evil porn is romanticizing evil irl so it should be censored". as for the bad taste etc thing - as long as the person in question doesn't find out i dont personally see the harm. other ppl getting second-handed distastefulness/offense about it is a slippery slope, bc again that quickly devolves into "ugh why you write about rape! / rpf! if you can write kink porn and you can do rpf (like i mean, what, we just tweak the hair color and the initials to make it 'fictional'?) - it follows you can write "distasteful" kink porn about rpf all you want. it's still fiction.okay in order

In order:

as I said in the other reply, people lost their shit because we’ve had this discussion for years and every time it happens SOMEONE (most likely american but not necessarily) shows yup informing us that since mafia in US english means generally organized crime and not THAT specific organized crime we need to chill and WHO CARES YOU’RE OVERREACTING. at some point there’s a limit to how much nice you can be when you’ve been trying nicely for years and people just dismiss you most likely also because you’re not poc enough to complain - again, when it happens with people who can fall into the POC definition doing this kinda stuff automatically means you’re racist, but with us it’s not even disrespectful? or recognized as potentially harmful? fine, we lost our shit, but it’s also not the first time it happens;

the point isn’t that they were making a fic about the mafia, but if we take the ETA terrorism similitude, it wasn’t ‘making a fic abut ETA’. it was, ‘we are making an RPF fic where we take a real living spanish actor who has a friend who died during an ETA bombing and we make him the commander of an ETA faction which plants a bomb in madrid’. I’d find it distasteful if it was about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, but whatevr - it’s fictional. real people who are actually involved with those criminals on the other side? not so cool. and the fact that these people see nothing wrong with casting them as criminals for *the mafia* shows they have no idea of what they’re talking about and again, with fictional people you can try to ignore it (even if it irks me also because 90% of the time it shows a total failure of understanding the character just by casting them as mafiosi but never mind that’s my pet peeve), but real ones? who made a pro lgbt movie and are *allies* when a mafia killing actually was what kickstarted the creation of the hugest and first anti-homophobia/pro-gay lgbtq association in italy? like. that’s fucking with real people and honestly if I was the director and knew I’d feel personally slandered especially if I come from someplace where statistically everyone knows someone who’s been hurt by the mafia in the last fifty years if they weren’t themselves. like I had a friend whose father worked for the police and the antimafia division especially and lived in palermo back in the day and criminals did try to grab her out of her pre-school and they had to change cities VERY quickly after that, and I don’t even live in sicily. and she’s not even sicilian. it was twenty years ago when they planted bombs across the entire area and killed hundreds of people just in the 90s (comprehensive list). it’s not just WRITING FIC ABOUT THE MAFIA, which I could be relatively handwaving with if it was about fictional people and even then it irks me to hell and back, but real people? who make movies pro things that the mafia hates? really? and I have to hear ‘are you angry because you’re homophobes’? I don’t ask for it NOT TO EXIST, I’m asking a basic modicum of decency.

ted bundy vs mafia: ted bundy is ONE person and he’s been convicted and whatever. if someone’s personal fantasy is fucking ted bundy WHATEVER their problem. if THEY want to do the self-insert with real criminals whatever, idgi but if they’re aware of the implications whatever. the mafia is a bunch of people and they thrive on positive media representation and it’s such large scale that it fucks with this entire country on multiple levels (ad also other countries) and here you’re not using real criminals, you’re casting as criminals people who most likely have been hurt by that same organization. it’s a difference. and if you portray it as a nice organization where hey you help people bypassing the law and gay people are accepted it’s... just... not how it works.

rpf: I’m generally pro rpf as long as people don’t go to the actual real people and don’t harass them irl (which would make a lot of rpf shippers inappropriate) but like... idk if you were around in spn fandom at the time of the infamous j2 haiti fic, but if you weren’t, tldr: person sees the aftermath of the haiti earthquake on tv, thinks ‘well that’d make a perfect setting for my j2 bigbang fic’, writes an entire fic where jared and jensen go to haiti the month it happened, her artist makes art for it photoshopping those two over like... real pictures of real dead people and three betas don’t find nothing remotely cringy in this concept. the fic gets published. it gets slandered to hell and back and while I didn’t agree on assuming the author was a pre-trump (she most likely had no idea that stuff was kindaaa racist) and that she should have been educated, I’d like to presume that people would think thrice before setting a Romance Story TM on a background where when it was published people were still excavating corpses from the rubble. it’s about the same concept as the romantic mafia fic. but with the haiti fic anyone on tumblr would agree that it’s hardly appropriate, with mafia fic it’s just ‘meh shut up you’re whining’. also, while I do agree that jared and jensen, as famous people, signed up for this, too, I don’t really think using real people for this kind of thing is fair, educated or a favor to them. I get it’s all fantasy and so on, but at least use the fictional characters. I can imagine j2 wouldn’t be happy with knowing noncon fic where they’re protagonists exists, neither with the haiti fic, but the noncon is standard fandom kink and whatever and no one else is involved, the haiti fic DOES. and while the people in those pictures wouldn’t even know, if that’s what you jerk off to at least be aware that it’s not exactly tasteful. and the people mentioned had zero idea that jerking off to the *mafia* au is not tasteful and that the *mafia* is *not* random organized crime. no one would have a problem if they called them CRIMINALS or mob or whatever without using the specific mafia word, but they like it because AESTHETICS which 90% of the time aren’t even true because the godfather aesthetic is so NOT the camorra aesthetic it’s not even funny. and of course we shoudl educate people instead, too bad that if it’s about haiti they listen and if it’s about us, they don’t;

 kink: same as above but like, again, let’s always use the poor j2 guys. the j2 mafia au as above is absolutely ew to me but at least j2 are american and most likely didn’t grow up somewhere the mafia could kill their relatives or friends. guadagnino did. and whether he knows or not (HOPEFULLY HE NEVER FINDS OUT) it’s another level of disrespectful to take a guy who made a pro lgbt movie you liked and putting him in that scenario without being aware of it. and they don’t listen if you tell them. that’s the problem. I can be very tolerant, but good god at least hear people out on the subject. and if it concerns a situation that isn’t even old or a dead organization but one that’s thriving in the country still and fucks people over every day I’d like for these people to recognize that at least it’s something not cool and not just their jerk off fodder material. at this point do the GODFATHER AU, which is what they want anyway, stick with the american mafia and try to not give them positive rep, because this idea of the mafia as a cool thing plays a major role in actual mafia organization marketing themselves as a good thing and makes the work of people actually fighting them way harder. if no one thought it was cool, it wouldn’t have half the influence it has. but do I ever see mafia aus with cops or conflicted henchmen or the likes? nah. it’s all SAD ROMANTIC BACKSTORY WITH CRIMINALS. call it some other way. it’s not asking that much.

also: I am entirely down with mafia stories in media and stuff - again, I ove my sopranos and boardwalk empire and goodfellas and I actually do like the godfather when a lot of people here at this point hate it too, but none of those things make it look like it’s palatable to be in the mafia. people can jerk off to it I suppose, but at least they should be aware of that. lowering the bar, it’s why I get pissed at people passing jc as a healthy nice relationship - at least own up to your badwrong and don’t sugarcoat it. in this case they don’t even own up to the fact that it’s a real thing that hurts real people, never mind caring for the feelings of the people they’re fans of - I could jerk off to my rpf faves in anything but I’d like to know I’m not doing it to something they would loathe, and if you have to at least use the fictional characters as the jerk-off material. I mean I’d feel uncomfortable af using them as jerk-off material to something I know they as people would hate. obviously I’m pro write whatever you want, but I’m also pro ‘be aware of what you’re doing and know you’re possibly jerking off to things that are actually harmful to a lot of people and if you do and are cool with that whatever but at least try to not make it look as it’s a good thing’ while at the same time assuming that someone who tells you it’s not cool is doing it because they’re HOMOPHOBES when the mafia is the most homophobic organization in existence or close to it. we do need positive rep when it comes to mafia stories and we never get it.

like, final example: if I had seen one ‘steve rogers is a cop who wants to take down the mafia-like organization’ for every ten ‘tiny boss steve rogers and his russian henchman bucky are THE POWER COUPLE OF THE NY CRIME SCENE AND THEY KISS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND HELP THE WEAK WHEN THE POLICE SUCKS ASS’ fics I ran into it’d be lovely, but the point is that I’ve never seen one such fic even if it’s a lot more IC for steve rogers to take down criminals than being a criminal, and if you make people notice that nicely (which we did more than once) the usual answer is ‘go fuck yourself it’s just aesthetics the mafia doesn’t hurt anyone’ when it actually did, does and will do as long as they have means to, and since this recasting of canonically good characters as *mafia* henchmen who are happy to be there and not itching to get out just really makes pass the concept that the mafia isn’t really that bad I think I/we affected people have the rights to point out that it’s already a distasteful thing that people should at least read about before assuming it’s random organized crime that can be substituted for whichever worldbuilding they like, and if they don’t care for that fine, at least avoid involving real people who actually would loathe that irl in it or, if anything, at least recognize that it’s fucked up to hell and back. and none of the people in that thread had the grace to do that.

I mean, obviously if I had to take the choice between one such fic not existing at all but censoring stuff and it existing without censoring stuff I’d pick the latter even if I absolutely don’t like it, but what irks me and the other people involved in this debate is how nonchalantly people do these recasting assuming that they’re not romanticizing the thing (which they’re doing) and then don’t listen to others when they’re pointed out that they’re doing it and they should be aware.

like, again, I think the haiti fic was a thing that no one with some salt in their brain and a basic amount of decency should have published. someone did. they got criticized for it and it sprung a lot of discussion (including comparing it with a gen kill fic set in east timor during the war which actually did it right and so no one actually thought it was exploiting a tragedy or being in bad taste) and tbh I think that when doing fic about serious things you should at least read up on that. but the point is that these people don’t listen, haven’t listened for years and most likely will keep on not listening and sorry but seeing a person from palermo who shoots movies that would make any cosa nostra boss mad being recast as a cosa nostra/mafia sicilian boss who, if compared to a, uh, real life person who died recently would deal with people seceding from this organization by ordering to kidnap their children and have them dissolved in acid at the ripe age of nine is really goddamned distateful and hearing ‘so your problem is that they’re gay is that why you’re so angry’ as a response instead of reading it and thinking ‘damn maybe that was a bit out of line’ isn’t exactly that great.

especially because again, these organization thrive on people assuming they’re less bad than they actually are and we’re not talking about stuff that happened three hundred years ago - the kid dissolved in acid happened in 1996 and it’s hardly the last time something like that happened. it’s not a general crime organization, it’s a very specific one, and I’ll be fine with people jerking off to any italian stereotype in existence while I roll my eyes and be fine with it, but at least I’d like these people to know what they’re doing. and they aren’t. and they should be. and on top of that some positive rep where the mafia people are inherently bad and the good guys want to take them down would be nice. I do get that it looks like I’m being incoherent but I’m not saying they can’t do it, I’m saying they should show a minimum of consideration, and they aren’t. then no one’s stopping them from doing it of course but just the fact that they-won’t-listen kind of says a lot. :/ and when it comes to real people and real things it’s not just fiction and you should at least be aware of that.

[maiimmortale]

Mai Immortale Feat Snake me up

Chapter 3: “Omg why is heyeliner s hard,” JOhn whined to MOnk hoo took the eyeliner from him an drew perfect cat eyes onto John’s face so he was a badass chick.

Meanwhile Naru had red hair now so he was a crimsonette cuz crimson sounds awesome.

As a crimsonette he devouted his life to the ways of the thug and decided one beautifully red day in australian (google this) you should google it that he wants to be pretty like a google onegai

"YASU! "Mai yelled because Yasu had been dead at the collegee with the studdies in the cafeteria during the first year.of the university after he left japuun fdor da sweeds. But Yasu was in fact bit by the French vampire and he had not been bieddied and he wanted to go back to Monk becaiuse he was the love of his life and he wanted to learn his eyeliner skills.

When yasuhara arrived at monk’s house john was just lieaving but GENE HAD JUST ARRIVED and they instantly hit i o it off and made out whie le practising their eyeliner *ough cough* not eyeliner *cough cough* skills. And then Gene threw up and he got pregnant with a vampire baby that was also psychic and could see ghosts,.

The pregnancy wrecked havoc on everyone because gene was just too op and too gorgeous and so his children would be even more gorgeous and glorious which would make gene sad and so he made other people sad including his poor purplenette twin.

but twinkie churstle spunklej was mad because they forgot her and gne was bad for not being bad anymore and she missed him and hated her wtwin and yeah evil *isntert evil laughgh herer*

But Monk wasn’t happyyy at al because they wasn’t married and having a baby not married isn’t good and they had been not good having not safe sex. So he yelled and Gene ran away with tearrs in yeys because he was sad.

Yasuhara stripped off his shirt and squared up to MOnk to protext his baby who also stripped and they fighted a bit while Gene screamed for them to stop because THA BABIE WERE XOCOMING RIGHT NOW HE WAS GIVING BIRTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

The babies exploded out of Gne and started blastin magic PK powers everythiwerhere so there was chaos on the streets and they opened a portal to another dimensiion!

in this dimension dey found seven magical rings that were made to protect the japanese mafia and were the colors of the rainbbow and the babies were in chargee of dem but they wantd mai to be their new boss but naru said NO so they game tem to the hirota because logic…

But Dumbledore closed the portal and took tha rings back because mortals couldn’t handle and then Hirota was sad buy he understand and he decided not to be a mafia boss.

But lots of people were salty with dumbleore for not getting their hogwarts letters so mai and gene and noll and yasuhara and madoka and masak ao and lin and luella and martin all gangsed up together and beat the shit out of dumbleore because he was a bad person alike seriously who gives a child to their abusive relatives wtf.

Bit Dumblrdore didnt die zuc NSnapes supposed to kill him (SPOILERS SORRY!!!1).

X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~8 ~88~8

All was well in the world because dumblrdore founded tumblr and made all the ghost hunters into porn blogs so nobody would follow them back.

gene decided to fix the whole for dumblerur but then he died because they dneeded a virgin sacrifice and he was the only oen lefet making no one sad. But the babies caalled aliens because they wanted daddy back and they made him a zombie and he was happy to find his crimsonette again.

Hikari sprinkle spunkles found zombie!Gene and thought he was super hot because the smell of rotting flesh totally did it for their spunkliness.  They tried to make out but when Genes lips fell off but Hikari sprunkles found that totally sexy.

Crimsonette junior was all like teardrops on my guitar because his dad s lips just fell off and hikari sprunkles found that sooooo soooo totally sexy and irresistable but was also kinda disterbed because you know (its weird)

(AND IT"S SCKANDLE BECAUSE THE TRUE FAN DIDN"T REASD IT)

Nauru came back too and decided that his brother was good and wanted to be his twin zombie two and asked the aliens to make him like him but with a diffent hair because it’s rto mainstre m to have the same collors and he is a hipster.

But the aleins had another agender and turned secretly the twins into girls! So when they said gene’s lisps fell off they meant *those* lips.

Except that wasnt waht was meant at all because of course Gene went to the aliens and demanded to only have Noll be a girl because being identical is also too mainstream and noll wants to be a hipster so hed be doing his bro a favor.

So Naru was a really pretty girl and put his crimson hair in pigtails and behe begacame and idol and was really popular in the WHOLE world.

and then his song became poular and it went like:

And I was like baby, baby, baby oh

Like baby, baby, baby no

Like baby, baby, baby oh

I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby oh

Like baby, baby, baby no

Like baby, baby, baby ooh

I thought you'd always be mine

because it was and don't challenge me because he is a belieber okay it's cannon.

But Sprinkles was angry because she wanted to be famous two and Gene had dispareaed and she loved him and not Mayi anyore and she wanted to find him but Naruru was a girl now and she find him cute too. So she was confused and run to Englaje too.