#oops this ran a little long ghjkdghd i've had this idea for a while

[vanillashusband]

like. I am this infamous figure to demons, I and my family for generations have protected Onigashima, I have been raised since birth to hunt and kill demons. so the second yin and jin step into my line of sight my only thought is MURDER HGKFDHGKJFD

the only way I wouldn’t kill them on sight long enough for us to get to know each other is if I was socially obligated to be nice to them hgjkdhghg so I came up with a scenario! The Momotaro corp is throwing a huge party on Onigashima, and as the face of Momotaro co. I have to attend and be buddy-buddy with sponsors and shareholders. I invite MK and the crew and instruct them to BEHAVE because this is a very important fancy party so they can’t ruin it but of course they get into trouble. while I’m trying to stop everyone from embarrassing me and crashing the party Yin and Jin appear in disguise as they were invited because they own Speedy Panda (this is before they went bankrupt LMAO). I realize its them and immediately go to confront them and kick their asses but they smugly remind me that it would look pretty bad if I, the successor of the legendary Momotaro, let two demons on Onigashima which has been demon free for generations and it would be even worse if I made a scene at such a fancy party with a lot of important people. My grandmother and mother have been growing impatient and irritable because of MK and crew’s antics. So, my hands are tied. Yin and Jin use the chance to tease, taunt, flirt, and annoy the hell out of me and I’m already stressed out trying to keep MK and crew in line ghgjkfhfd then even worse, Sun Wukong comes to crash the party!! because OF COURSE he would crash a party he wasn’t invited to and was preemptively banned from HKJGHJKGDFHGD while I’m freaking out and monkey king is eating up the guest’s amazement and praise, Yin and Jin sneak away to cause problems hgkjdfhgf when I try to get him to leave Sun Wukong would pull me into dancing with him 😳 and to keep up with professional appearances I go with it but end up having fun. then my mother and grandmother storm up to us and get angry for interrupting the party but instead of getting mad at Sun Wukong they berate me and publicly humiliate me in front of everyone. I’m just going to take the verbal abuse so Sun Wukong jumps to my defense in his smug, laid back jokey way, making subtle jabs at them that pretty much translates to “Back the fuck off.” hgjkfdgdf and his jokes actually get a laugh out of me, which only piss my masters off even more. But before my mother and grandmother can yell at us, Yin and Jin burst in with whatever mystical artifact they stole from Momotaro co. to destroy all their enemies with. Me, Sun Wukong, MK and crew all fly into battle together and beat the CRAP out of Yin and Jin hgkjhgdjffdg