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i tried to write a short bio about myself and my music project
but
Bio
Kharkiv
13
too yolo for being a DJ
ambient, noise
Weaponized naivness, helpless attack
Kanye West, PJ Harvey
Bee Pole EP
Pure EP
Love LP
NII, Powerhouse, Plivka, Zhyvot
A/V
CHSZM - experimental electronic project of Aleksei Podat, based in Kharkiv, Ukraine. Started producing music at the age of 13 after being an EDM DJ at St. Petersburg pirate radiostation for 2 years.
Now he creates melodic noise which he describes as sound of ā€œpure naviete weaponized by haunting helplessness of logic&QUITE-EMOTIONAL-APPROACH-TO-ANYTHING&O - V - E -R -R RE-ACTING"T[M]. His greatest influences were Kanye West and PJ Harvey, as for now among them appeared some Kyiv(NO)-meta-based artists like (Ivan Skoryna) - is - (actual artist name) John Object, and Moscow (Still-NO;still-meta) based media-artists AWN-naw
(wowww, an artist doesnā€™t have a PAGE, HOWā€™S THAT, MR. Š¦ŃƒŠŗŠµŃ€Š±ŠµŃ€Š³, ŠœŠ°Ń€Šŗ, Mr TAG EVERYONE ON EVERY BIT OF YOUR tinyDaATa ttmmm] soundcloud.com/awn_naw
so: and Zurkas Tepla
[the..articles are so difficult, I know how journalists may feel, sometimes, about posting a klikByte-headed material about poverty, war, or numerous G20 Ideologic rave party, I AM CHARLIE, CHARLIE SHEEN CAUGHT ROBBING WALLtm-MART NEAR THE FREEDOM ST., BUT luckily, the casser worker! had called the police last night, when they! heard some "sounds of (violent) noise.. haha great my friend got a vynil of this, which i have no possibility to actually hear, my sounds of noise are shaped by the bloodstream of mine and the clone of Mine[tm] who hopes, i hust buy it as fast as he could be tauht, at their trial lol trial, you have noone to feed, donā€™t you, family-less, dropped out of nowhere worker huhhh]
NEXT PARAGRAPH is/was/will be ABOUT - ( WHINNING ABIOUT UKRAINIAN BANK ACCOUNTS NOT ACCEPTING BANDCAMP TRANSACTIONS TRHOUIG PAY PAL DAM)ā€¦.
I GOTTA MAKE THOSE FUCKING CASSETTES NOBODY REALLY NEADS, EXCEPT ONE ( you are dramqueened, lolll) Ph.D of USA University, which i respect, for the interest in New East culture. [Iā€™d like them to show me. whereā€™s the new east, so i could finally show em the old one]
Me Respect Professos, whatā€™s wrong with that huh?)))), I am studying at Karazin University, I AM studying political sciences, without a bit of post-truth politics, just post-truth patriot-oriented education, itā€™s quite depressing. (UBA - shorter, smarter look, more modern than the actual modern term Ukrainian Bank Accounts, and it sounds like UBER, like not the taxi service, which robs every piece of his stuff, including the clever-auto-routed-cars. of course. If they are clever, they are good enough to be credited as stuff, AND BE TAKEN SERIOUS SUPPOSEDLY I GUESS MAYBE i donā€™t kno, tho, lo ve16/03/18 first LP has been self-released you kno, i gottaa promote it, and i do my best at it, since i left label with audience in Facebook of 3k people - next kp - k people, not k-pop,; Soundcloud like 7+kp (non k-pop also, they donā€™t even use it, u must be kidding, kidDO - kidDO - essential mobile app just for YOUR smartphone, to get you a proper kid. Look at you(r,) "kidā€ and look at ā€œkidDO"TM!!! - exclamaiton marks are here to gain psychical pressure on our deer, hi thatā€™s was bad jokeyā€¦like your kiddo, dear, dear, very dear, and precious customers, not to exclaim that we have registered this trademark with absolutely obvious "misunderstandingsā€ with law, and fully understanding with the powerā€¦.forces..FORCES OF POWER, OF
LOVE,
U
KNO, TO OUR CUSTOMERSā€¦so, not to seem a little bit weird but I donā€™t feel lonely, I have a great support of my family and friends, I sometimes do just awful things to them, likeā€¦idkā€¦being an artist with great not only the creative potential, but a POT(iā€™d smoke this sh1t on 3v3ryday bas1s in case I would have agreed on following the path of using potential #2, itā€™d be weird if i liked a chance to be a person like in example NUMBER TWO, u kno, TWO, 2, LOSER, FUCKING LOOSER,) ential of sitting my ass out near shitty PC on windows XP (Mhhmhmm, safety, in Ukrainian IT companiesā€¦ is quite interesting quiestion, wee(d) n(w)eed to look at it from different perspectives, different anglesā€¦) (actually i do the same at my dorm, or at mama-house(TM haha, no, sry, iā€™m not THAT misogynistic human being, to EVEN Imagineā„¢ my mother, as a woman, first of all (fck offff my ā€œi-understood-Freud-wrong-but-1-read-it-ironically-so-fuckk-youā€-mates, I understand these great postmod(ern)(ehhh)(snobbyy)(but i like it) possibilities that came out as a pale garbage, like from the corpse, the corpse of a most pale kidDO (of course if our company be mistakeyy just a lil bit, like ā€œoopsā€), as soon as you got a thought in you head like ā€œOh, over-using (that small dash as a reminder - if you misread oversueing somehow, goto "mylawyerā€ and think a bit once, than a little bit more, and than turn your MINDPOWER [LP3, 2026 new demos never, I know, Iā€™m a bit of paranoid about showing my stuff to anonymouses like ISIS or Presidents, like very very bad presidents, like, I even donā€™t kno who to mention, but youā€™ve got the point, they could rip off my MASTERPOWER [LP0 It was already released, and you are not talanted in googling enough to find it eat my t-shirts, to be more accurate, not shirts, iā€™m not that ā€œkidā€ if he could be reffered like this too, since 29 years of struggle through average mid-class family ā€œoopsey-woopseysā€, Hey, CC [NoN-creative-commoned-Comedy-Central, so ā€œā„¢ā€], wanna see an episode dated 1999 where Bart SimpsonS, using his MINDPOWER, obviously"TM", becomes a high-school breakbit-techno-house-electro DJ BioSex [in reversed order, please, mix, but do not shake, please, to make a cocktail which our modern ā€œunderground electroni#cssā€ music scene like really deserves
ADVERTPERVERT ROUBRIQUE [le]
Fill a collins glass with ice. Add tequila and midori, fill rest of glass with sour mix, and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry. Then drink it by yourself if you truly believe, that you are great at mixing 4/4 tracks, OH GOSH HOW MEAN I AM, I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN TO A PERSON WHO JUST MAKES A LIVING ON DOING EVERYTHING HE WANTS, LIKE VINYLL FLIP-FLOPS, AND CDā€™S CHANGINGGGG [REALLY HOT DOWN HERE, YOU NOW, HEATING IS GOING LIKE SHUSH, ITS JUST SO HOT UNDER THE DJ TABLE FUCK IT, IKEA, YOU GOTTA DO SMTH WITH IT]..sorry,..fck, almost forgot about this phoney thingy [IKEAtm - more than trade, more than marks, IKEA rules, here are scandinavian workers tired sparks (around head) (from amusement, how GOOD, it TASTES, to eat CHICKEN, at the TABLE, you know you PRODUCED, but you DONā€™T CARE [mArXXXattention - marxists fukof, i know iā€™m using some kind of ā€œnot really accurateā€ info!! about your DADā€™S BOOK, iā€™m sorry, I never gonna touch it again, I promise, peace] [Fuck xxxtentaciwho, i donā€™t stand public image of a talented musician to be spoiled with so fucked up facts, like beating someone for a long time, or having sex with a person against their will, and thatā€™s not a joke. Pretty sad that talented freshmen will never be a talented human being for me, but he still is for someone, and those are might be fucked up as hell also, not as much as a person, who fucks another with a fork, or other objects [even if he does it in postmod, thatā€™s cruel to kids, think about what happend to WW2 kids, and X it on the quantity of eyes that never seen the damn piece of war [lucky ones, would be like to feel a bit like that] [iā€™m lucky too, but not that much, you kno, ā€œSloviansk"TM, or how it frequently was trasliterated from "local-pronounciationā€ - Slavinsk [CC license] - [src: telegraph.co.uk/ā€¦/Donetsk-police-chief-forced-out-as-Ukrainā€¦, BTW! using a chance of such a productivity FUCK Telegraph, and probably fUcK BBC News [canā€™t find a source, but i remember this LE GOOGLE-LESS JOURNALIST REPORTAGE for not having a MINDPOWER, and whatā€™s more important, for them, as professionals, of ā€œdividing"TM "bad people"TM and "good people"TM - a MASTERPOWER ability. Purchase Love LP. LP is for Pl which is for [sorry, my polish friends, and people who donā€™t understand slavic-english-writing-stYLO [stereotype], sorry, Iā€™m very very sorry, that IT HAPPENED[TM], yeas, Pl - which is for Please! Sorry! I admit, I took you to the really dark place, but I Love you, and I really want you to survive. [really enjoyingā€™ my time with those funny Latin letters, playing with them, omg, i donā€™t even kno what doessss the DAMN.[really liked it, but TPAB was way better, please take a note, Kendrick, iā€™m your fan for 3 yrs, my opinion weighs smth, huh? I donā€™t even have fans which are able to notice when i delete a bunch of my ā€œFirst Relaesesā€ from bandcamp. Thatā€™s for good, actually, Iā€™d like not to get any messages containg things like ā€œHei Aleksei! Your first release ŠŠ¾Š¶Š¾Š²Ń– was great and thought-provoking, and your last LP called..let me think, Laugh? Life? Ah, I remembered itā€™s called] half of my words mean
And yeah
Love / OUT NOW
CHSZM - noise music project of Kharkiv based media-artist Aleksei Podat.
Hometown: Sloviansk
Birthdate: 25/08/1996
gosh, i got these voices sequenced to 4/4 again, moom. I need a PROFESSIONAL HERE
if you got some psychologist help to advice, iā€™d be shy, but greatful
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