#ooooh maybe they'll get mad that the living room's dark because i took all my lamps with me
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Men will kick you out of your apartment and then get mad at you because you took your bed with you.
#catgirltxt#what's next will they get mad that i took my couch too#or perhapsthey'll demand the return of my kettle#or even my duvet#ooooh maybe they'll get mad that the living room's dark because i took all my lamps with me#i was not expecting him to be that fucking entitled over my goddamn bed#i let him use it while we were living together#but now he doesn't want to live together so guess what my bed is coming with me#i can't believe he has the gumption to even act surprised#like he knew full well that that was my bed and that he was only using it because i had no use for it#but guess what idiot? i do now that you've kicked me out!#by the way [REDACTED] if you're reading this stop acting like a child#you can survive a few nights on a couch
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