#oooo you know what'd be fun??

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

Guess who changed up the vibe, juuuuuust a little bit. 🤏🏼 Made a couple of monetary tweaks to the sound system. Modified the generator right quick. Edited the shades and lighting.

@kittykittyanon >> honorable mention to this cutie patootie. 🍮🥥🌼🥞🧡 you inspired me, little artist!! You like the vibe? (๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

[komugistissue]

Oooo, what about sucking Aki off every time he's on the phone just cause you like to be a distraction. Do you think he'd try to end the call quickly? Would he be able to hold back his moans? Would he lose his train of thought whenever your nose hit his pubes? What would he do when he finally hung up?

anon.. i'm so in love with this idea thank you so much 🥹

i had fun writing this, this idea is so hot to me but i have no idea what'd you'd call it, so if anyone knows pls lmk in the comments lol! also i reallyyy enjoy writing/reading about sub men so i hope u don't mind i made aki a lil bit subby in this! (i need him so bad) also this is NOT proofread so pls don't crucify me if there's any spelling mistakes 😣

pairing- aki hayakawa x afab reader

warnings- subby aki, blowjob while on the phone, oral (m receiving), reader calls aki a good boy, aki calls reader ma'am, afab reader

"everything is in order, the devil was executed and i'm about to start writing the report on the mission." your boyfriend spoke into the phone. you sat next to him at his desk, impatiently waiting for this phone call to end after he told you to be quiet so he could take it.

"it was a bloody fight, fortunately there were no casualties and no one is severely injured. we were able to recover...." jesus christ. when would this phone call end? there was no possible way he had this much to say about a mission where barely anything happened.

"hey! hey! ki!!" you whisper shouted, snapping your fingers to get your boyfriend's attention. he put his finger up to his mouth in a "shush" motion and turned his chair away from you. "ugh!'' you rolled your eyes. you just wanted to hang out with your boyfriend and this stupid call was taking up all your alone time with him!

god dammit, you thought. how could you pull his attention away from this totally unimportant phone call onto his totally important girlfriend? you thought for a second. that could work. you got up out of your chair with a plan in your head. aki was so focused on his phone call that he didn't notice when you stood up, or when you got underneath his desk.

he looked over when he felt the warmth of your hand touch his upper thigh and saw your other hand reaching toward the crotch of his pants. "what're yo... oh um i'm sorry, i was just talking to my, uh, dog. please continue." he looked at you anxiously when he saw his belt being undone and your hand reaching for his cock.

you grabbed his cock, that was growing harder by the second now that he understood the situation, and ran your thumb against the tip, gathering all his precum on the tip of your finger and licking it off. he clicked the mute button on the call, "hah.. what are you doing? y-you know this call is mmm-important to me.." he said between breaths. you took your finger out of your mouth and put it up to his. "shhh ki. be a good boy for me okay?" you moved your finger away from his mouth and pushed the unmute button.

"mr. hayakawa, are you there." aki was so caught up with you he hadn't realized his superior had said something. "y-yes sir i'm sorry, just my dog is really needy mmmf-today.." you smirked hearing him try to keep his composure, sure you did feel a little bad, but hearing him hold back his little whines erased all guilt you had.

you grabbed his cock and licked a stripe all the way from the base to the tip of his leaking cock. poor baby aki covered his mouth and tried so hard to hold back his little whimpers. he looked down at you with tears in his eyes and a look that said "please just make me cum already." you took his cock into your mouth and started licking his tip. he muted his voice and started to moan out to you. "hah.. fuck.. please just mmmf-just stop teasing.. please.." you took your mouth off and stopped completely, "if you keep muting this call i'll stop aki. do you understand me?" "...yes ma'am" he said, clearly embarrassed about the entire situation. "that's my good boy. now unmute your voice, and let me take care of you."

you put your mouth back onto his neglected cock and let the tip hit the back of your throat. you did feel bad for making your poor boyfriend feel embarrassed like this. you could spoil him for a little while.

fuck, he could feel every little thing. the way your nose hit his pubes when he was completely down your throat, how you were rubbing little circles into his leg to (attempt) help him keep his composure. he felt like he was going to go crazy. your throat was so warm. all of a sudden, he felt you cup his balls. "i'm sorry sir but something hmmff-came up, can i call you back?" aki hung up before he could hear the answer.

"fuck.. please baby i-i'm sorry for hanging up! just please... mhnnghh please make me cum pleasee" he blabbered out to you. damn, how could you be mad at his cute face? "it's okay my good boy, just sit back."

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

HIYAAA!!! so i heard you were writing for matty murdock after i was foaming at the mouth simping for peter quill and i was like OOOO

so this morning I was thinking about maybe taking off his glasses for the first time? hes shy about it bc he doesnt want to scare people and he thinks its ugly and reader is like "UGLY?? ABSHSHSJ BABY YOURE NOT UGLY??" and to cheer him up she puts on his glasses and gives an epic breathtaking (im laughing so badly) impression of matty

hopefully you can do this soon! Have a great rest of your week + weekend

-🪐

hii again!!🪐 this is so cute, I love it. when I was adding asks to my list I didn’t see the last part of your message until today, sorry as I wanted it to be done sooner. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌 also hope you have a great rest of your week <3

red tinted

Matt Murdock x f reader

wc || 0.36k (sorry it’s a short one)

warnings || none just fluff

masterlist + rules

taglist

You and Matt had the day to yourselves, spending your free day in the comfort of his apartment on the sofa catching up. Things were relatively new between the two of you, but you were already extremely comfortable with one another.

"Hey Matt...?" you linger, pulling away from his side, gazing over him. 

"Mhm, sweetheart?" he hums quietly, a slight twitch of concern spreads across his face. 

"Can I ask you something?" 

"Of course," he grins earnestly, feeling a moment of calm when he notices your heart's steady tempo. "What's on your mind?"

"Your glasses... why do you wear them at home?" you ask carefully.

"I don't know... I just always have. I suppose they hide my eyes," he shrugs simply before kissing your shoulder. 

"Hide your eyes?" you repeat, specks of confusion littering your tone. "Why would you want to hide them? They're beautiful," 

He lowly chuckles before turning from your admiration-filled gaze. "No," he says slowly, seeming as though he is embarrassed or uncomfortable.

"Matt... I think you have the prettiest eyes, like ever,"

"Come on now," he awkwardly chuckles, "you're just saying that,"

"Nah-uh, they're beautiful, Matt... can I?" you sweetly question, extending your hands toward the frames of his glasses. Noticing his nod, you slowly remove them. "Whoa, so pretty," you say enthusiastically, watching his grin widen. "Can I put them on?" you question, even though they were halfway over your head.

"What are they like? What'd you see?" he cutely asks, leaning into your side.

"I see the world on fire," you playfully whisper, earning a light tap on the arm from the unimpressed man beside you. "Sorry, sorry, sorry," you laugh, kissing his cheek apologetically. "I'm a really good lawyer. Okay, that was the last one," throwing your head back as you cackle, clearly having too much fun. "I'm just pulling your leg... but I'm being deadly serious here, alright Matthew. You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen."

He grins coyly, hiding his face between your shoulder and ear, softly chuckling into your skin. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay," he says, slight dismissal in his cadence. "You can play pretend lawyer for a little longer."

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[bridgeportbritt]

Ella's Residence | Sage, SimDonia

Kali: What'd you get for question #12, Ella?

Ella sarcastic: Now if I tell you, how will you ever learn the material?

Kali giggles: You're so annoying. Let me see!

Ella: This study session is already going South.

Victoria: That's because we shouldn't be studying. We should be talking about boys!

Chantel: Omg, Vicky. Don't start?

Victoria: What?? You can't tell me you're not dying to talk about that soccer player that Tyrell introduced you to.

Chantel: His name is Broderick and there's nothing to talk about... right now.

The girls oooo and ahhhh

Chantel: Oh, my Watcher. I'm going back to my dorm.

Victoria: Oh, you're no fun, Chantel! Kali, what about you?

Kali: I would love to talk about some guy I'm head over heels with but so far all these guys are duds.

Ella: That's because you're not giving me any of them a chance before ditching them!

Kali: Hey, I can't help that I have high dating standards.

Victoria: As you should.

Kali: And you're one to talk! No one even knows what it is that you've got going on. Not even you.

Ella: Ugh, tell me about it.

Victoria: You and Eric are hanging out literally every day. Are you guys dating or what?

Ella: I don't know. It's been pretty platonic. We just study or talk or watch movies together. We're just hanging out, I guess.

Kali: Doesn't sound like you're that excited about it.

Ella: I mean, it's fun! But, yeah. I guess I figured things would progress by now.

Victoria: So progress them, Elle!

Ella: But, what if he doesn't want to progress things??

Kali: I doubt that.

Chantel: You guys need to figure it out, girl. You've got the most boring love life here.

Girls laugh

Ella: Gee, thanks. I thought you were leaving!

Victoria: She loves us too much!

Kali: And I love that I can just copy off of my cousin's homework.

Ella: Now, I'm leaving for Chantel's dorm.

Victoria: I think you mean Eric's! (laughter)

Ella: Okay, back to studying. Gosh!

[opheliajupiter99]

Arkham Asylum Interview #2: The Joker

Dr. Ocan: Beginning patient interview with The Joker. Good evening, Joker. The Joker: Oh please! Call me Mr. J! Dr. Ocan: I thought that was exclusive to Harley. The Joker: Oh, it was, but I must say, I've grown to quite like it! Dr. Ocan: Well...alright...Mr. J. How are you doing this evening? The Joker: Oh, quite well doccy, quite well! I have a question though. Dr. Ocan: O-Oh, yes? What is it? The Joker: I keep hearing some of the other loonies jabbering on about this new fellow, 'Nate'. Hmph, 'Nate'. So simple...I wanted to know more, if you'd be SO kind - and please tell me he's not running around with just his -real- name... Dr. Ocan: *briefly considers not getting into it, but given it's the Joker, she quickly decides against withholding information.* H-His name is Nathanial Collins, from what I know. The Asylum is always in a bit of a buzz when someone new shows up, but...I suppose his rather...grand entrance into crime has made him memorable. No prior records before this incident, by all accounts, one day he was perfectly normal, the next day, he wasn't. The Joker: Ah, a tale as old as time! Then tell me doccy, what was this 'grand entrance'? (Gore warning beyond this point)

Dr. Ocan: W-Well...apparently, Batman had been tracking some woman that had gone missing a couple nights before, and the next thing he knew, he'd bashed through the window of Nate's home. Nate was sat upon the couch, and...t-the woman's corpse, was sat beside him, autopsy reports showing death by suffocation, and was...m-missing, several of her organs. By Batman's account, he was just sat there, calm as can be, watching the TV, with the woman's corpse sat beside him, as if they were watching it together.

The Joker: Oohoo hoo! Sounds like a real coocoo bird! Aw, poor birdie, locked away in here! Feathers'll get all ruffled looked away too long, hm? HAHAHAHAA!

Dr. Ocan: *can't help but flinch away from his laughter, but tried to keep her composure*

The Joker: *continues to laugh, then finally finishes with a happy sigh* Poor fellow, probably doesn't know his way around here, if he's got no record like you say! Someone should really start showing him around...oh and how's the poor fellow supposed to catch any new fish all alone!

Dr. Ocan: Uh...perhaps w-we should-

The Joker: Oh, doccy?

Dr. Ocan:...Y-Yes?

The Joker: What'd the little thing he butchered look like? You know, for future reference.

Dr. Ocan:...U-Um...*she took a brief glance towards the security camera, silently praying there was actually somebody to view it, and they hadn't had their throat slit or some other insanity happen, before looking back to The Joker*...L-Long, dark brown hair...a-about five-six...um, a-average weight? R-Rather rounded f-face...

The Joker: Oooo, sounds like she looked a bit like you, aye doccy?

Dr. Ocan: *eyes widened, staring in frozen silence at the man as he beamed that wide grin of his.*

The Joker: Oh, don't look so scared doccy! I'm not going to do anything - not yet anyways, haha! Oh no no no no, I'm going to find that Nate fellow first! He sounds like he'll be oodles of fun! So go along dear, call me back to my cell.

Dr. Ocan: *sits there in silence for a moment, before The Joker makes a 'go on' gesture towards the phone on her side of the desk. She stares wide eyed at the phone, then back to him, then back to the phone. Finally, she picks it up* Y-Yes hello? You can come c-collect Joker now....hm? Oh y-yes, it's all fine, just fine, just...y-you know, how it is with him. Mhm...yes, thank you.

*Soon after, a pair of guards come to collect Joker and return him to his cell. They aren't phased much by Dr. Ocan's traumatized look, as it was a look they'd seen on almost every therapist that'd ever encountered Joker, so went about their merry way as Dr. Ocan sat there in stunned silence.*

[softichill]

Yayyyy you booted up the starlight pringle! What'd you get!? What'd you get!? Goodness I have so much lore to dump on ya when I know I can! Yes office liminal space simulator has much lore. So much. Excitement! The fic I was writing was so hard to continue but I got those fuckers to the apartment so it's all good. Next part is the kicker. Well after next. I gotta make these stupid idiots patch each other up first. Have you clicked door 430 five times yet? It's cute. Also if you ever need to know how many more endings there are I can run you through a list. 1/2 A Believer from School Of Fish is today. Cause I will very forget this song otherwise.

I got the freedom ending and the ending you get when you turn on the mind control machine instead of off!! Is there a way to actually stop the narrator in that ending? Either way it was very intense cjdbfjsbg

Oooo sounds fun!! Fic writing is hard vbdhfbsj but it sounds like you're making good progress!!

Anarchy Rainbow from Splatoon 3!!! There's a Pokémon Splatfest going on rn and it's very fun so far (and actually balanced team-wise, unlike the last one)