#ooc: he volunteered to help test a truth serum and has to be completely honest in all his answers for a while. this'll be interesting.

[theburningeyeofdawn]

*He paused for a few seconds as though he really didn't want to have to answer any of those questions (for context, he recently got injected with a truth serum that'll wear off in about ten hours)*

EH, THE ONLY INJURY I DON'T HAVE CONTROL OVER WHEN IN SOMEONE'S BODY IS STUFF LIKE THE BLEEDIN EYES OR WHATEVER. THOSE "MYSTERY BRUISES" YOU ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH? ALL MY DOING.

AVERAGE SOULD IS BOUT THE SAME SIZE AS THE PERSON IT'S INSIDE. I SURE CAN! ONLY THING THAT STOPS ME FROM GETTIN IN YOUR HEAD IS IF YA GET A METAL PLATE PUT ON YOUR SKULL. SADLY, YES, ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE A DEAL TO PULL SOME IDIOT OUTTA THEIR BODY TO TAKE OVER THEIR BODY OR SELL THE SOUL OR EAT IT OR WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNIN ON DOIN WITH IT.

HIGHLY UNLIKELY, ALSO REPLACIN SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUL IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD IDEA, I WISH IT HAD OCCURRED TO ME BEFORE I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF TRACKIN DOWN HIS CORPSE AND REVIVIN IT.

YEAH, THOSE AND THE MARTIANS DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST, THE SUPER MUTANT RATS WERE MADE UP TO, YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT BALL OF A PLANET IS SAFE FOR NOW.

Before they became a couple

My input on the earlier stage of their relationship based on @honeqq 's married billford au!!