#only in this situation would i understand ppl getting mad about ''wasting healthcare'' or whatever. i wouldnt care though.
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So fucked up that we don't grow unlimited teeth back like sharks
#you would think that we would have evolved into that already. humans loose teeth so much its like. we need those bitch#like sharks loose their teeth eating and fighting? WE DO TOO! THE FUCK#like yeah i get it we have tooth brushes but christ ppl in poverty in other countries sure don't! and its been like that for a while! WHERE#ARE THEIR NEW TEETH? THEY CAN'T BRUSH THEIR TEETH SO WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO? WE SHOULD HAVE EVOLVED PAST THIS BY NOW#im so mad i wish i had never ending teeth. id be like doc i have tooth pain and theyd drug me up and pull a molar and i would be like#''hell yeahhh morphine babey'' because my tooth didn't actually hurt i just wanted to try morphine. and then my tooth would grow back.#only in this situation would i understand ppl getting mad about ''wasting healthcare'' or whatever. i wouldnt care though.#i would be like i understand where you are coming from but i do not care in the slightest#also if i had to choose between watching a pewdiepie video and getting shot in the leg i would get shot in the leg and love it#ppl would be like ''where is that cool mysterious scar from?'' and id say ''ah that one....well.... i was shot in the leg''#which would gain their interest because i am 5 foot 2 and im 124lbs and look harmless so they'd be like why did you get shot in the leg?''#and id be like ''well....'' and id say why and the whole subway would applaud. and then a businessman would give me money for my bravery#anyway. i wish i had shark teeth. may be related to the classic hit movie sharkboy and lava girl.#a.txt#sharks#pewdiepie mention#i actually don't know how to spell his channel name because im sexy so i hope that's right
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