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[asexualbookbird]

okay i was looking up shiny breeding and got distracted and overwhelmed so ive been trying to shiny CHAIN a marill instead and im not sure im doing it right but i DID find a marill with sap sipper ability AND the nature i want so! thats exciting!

[claitea]

any scarlet players willing to trade koraidon for miraidon, but then trade back? i want to keep my miraidon so i cant use the link code method :')

edit: ok nvm thats sorted maybe. still looking for scarlet exclusives help though this link code thing is taking too long

[kodigobacktosleep]

A favorite pastime of mine is seeing how many hacked shiny Pokemon I can get from surprise trades

[moe-broey]

Anyways here's my stupid ass Gourgeist. A fascinating one of a kind find from one of the very few deadname files I just never got around to deleting (a copy of Omega Ruby). It seems I missed this event Pokemon when transferring anything important, a Jumbo sized Pumpkaboo with its Hidden Ability. OT Spooky2014. In a Cherish Ball and everything. Again, it is SUCH an intriguing find!!! A time capsule, even!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, taking a few steps back here, I picked up X again to do a Pumpkaboo hunt. I am exceedingly jealous of my sister who got a shiny Fennekin in like 6 fucking resets on her badge quest. I cannot start over in X, bc it's the only Kalos game I have, and AGAIN. It is A Time Capsule. Of what Friend Safaris I managed to get, before online went down. Yeah, it's tied to the 3DS itself, but the third Pokemon in the Safari is only unlocked via online don't ask me how I forgor and it LITERALLY doesn't even fucking matter anymore. Okay? So I can't start over in X.

So I'm thinking about X again bc of my sister getting insanely lucky w a shiny I've wanted for years tbh, just never got around to hunting. But I can't start over. So now what. There is a piece of my heart that is Aching..... Longing.......... for another shiny that is PEAK I just haven't ever hunted it. Pumpkaboo....... WHICH. HAS GOT ME THINKING ABOUT FENNEKIN. BRAIXEN. TREVENANT. I could have a whole team of them... a Halloween themed team...... there's three perfect guys right there.....

But then. The Issue. The previously presented dilemma. Okay. I have AN IDEA. I HAVE. ONE FILE. I HAVE NOT BURNED TO ASH IN THE WAKE OF MY REBIRTH. I know for a fact I don't have a dif language Ditto BUT. ANY male Pokemon of the same egg group would work. It just needs to be from a dif language.

I am Plotting. I am Scheming. I am digging through this largely abandoned cart in search of ANYTHING. And I do find something that will work!!!! Yay!!!! Yippee!!!!!!! And local trades STILL WORK!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!! I might as well get this out of the way, tranfer that french Zigzagoon over, and hell. While I'm at it! I might as well trade over that Super Intriguing Find from earlier, that Jumbo Pumpkaboo from some specific ass event Halloween 2014, would be extremely cool to keep it Perfectly Preserved in this state, let me just --

...

......

I fucking. Forgot. Pumpkaboo is a Trade Evolution. You can't even cancel trade evolutions.

My day has been. Abysmal.

[femdomdiaries]

Random Gojo Headcanons

If yall want me to put any of these into a separate post to better fit your blog theme let me know. It’s just random thoughts rn.

Tw: NSFW below cut. MDNI. One of these mentions breeding qnd pregnancy kink, the other mentions that gojo is a service switch.

SFW Headcanons (Realistic)

He's canonically addicted to sweets so do not underestimate what he would do for a Klondike bar.

On a museum date he would giggle and point everytime he sees a naked statue.

Doesn’t sleep often but when he does he often has nightmares about his past. Never when you’re around.

Doesn't drink but is fluent in drunk and can often be found being a bad influence to intoxicated people at parties.

Hope you don't get embarrassed easily because he has no shame and there will be loads of PDA.

Doesn’t wear headphones for the same reason he doesn’t get drunk.

He would steal your clothes, then when you catch him wearing your stuff, he'd deny that they're yours. You can't really fight him about it because he honestly wears it better anyway.

If you’re shorter than him (he’s 6’3 so likely), he rests his chin on your head when he hugs you from behind.

Chronically late so you have to tell him things in advance.

He always wins competitive games so now he tends to stick to creativity oriented ones like Minecraft. From an artistic perspective he tends to suck at those.

Obscure/Crack Headcanons

He licks the icing off the oreos and puts them back in the package.

Snags bites of your food but complains if you eat his food.

To make up for stealing your clothes he'd order you a "smoking hot outfit" he saw online. But when it arrives it’s barbie doll sized.

Don’t worry, he also got you these really nice shoes. But when the shoes come in they're also barbie doll sized. He puts them on his fingers and walks them up your face.

When he grabs ass or gropes you anywhere he says honk honk or beep beep or something like that.

Still has the original flappy bird on his phone. He holds the high score. Could have gotten higher but he lost interest after a couple thousand.

He made a portrait of you out of macaroni art. You keep it at your job. Your coworkers often say how they wish their children were still in the cute art making stage.

His phone wallpaper is a picture of you naked with hot face emojis censoring your private bits.

His lock screen is you with the potato filter.

Keeps a plant because plants are often unpredictable so even he wouldn't get that right by default.

Had an Undertale phase. You know how Sans is lazy and puts forth no effort because he knows it’ll all just be reset by the player anyway? Gojo canonically doesn’t get involved in major conflicts or try to solve everything because he knows that when he dies it’ll all just revert back to the usual. Twinnem.

Actively played pokemon go when it came out and was definitely on team instinct. Probably trespassed in weird places tryna catch rare pokemon and was single handedly carrying team instinct in his region. (Arguments could be made for team Mystic)

NSFW headcanons (realistic)

Bros the type to beg for sex in public then giggle loudly when you're trying not to get caught in the public bathroom

Since he's kinda just the best at everything, he's been worshipped his whole life, so praise would just go over his head. But degrading him? Using power play to humiliate him or make him seem inadequate in some way? Works wonders.

He would send you really explicit texts and get you all hot and bothered only for it to turn out that he was talking about tres leches cake.

Playfully mocks you for not being able to keep up with his stamina.

While he may have infinite cursed energy, he has a limit to his physical stamina and does eventually get tired after going too many rounds.

Believes that the future rides on the youth, so heavy on the breeding kink and pregnancy kink. Wants kids so if you'll allow it best believe this man is not pulling out.

Obscure/Crack NSFW Headcanons

As a service switch he's more than willing to make up for outperforming you by servicing you on demand. It doesn't matter where or when you're horny, he's all yours.

He gets even more turned on when you push him past his limits to use him like a toy.

Says he wants to bring "a special friend" to bed but it's just a stray cat he found. (If you're allergic, it's a life sized cat plush.)

Answers the phone during sex and doesn't care how loud you are, will talk as if nothing else is going on

"Oh, I have to take this. Oi, Nanami. Yes, this is a good time. Hmm? Oh, nobody's hurt, that's just (Y/n). Say hi (Y/n)."

You'd think his favorite sex toy would be some type of gawk gawk 3000 but no, it's a fleshlight that glows in the dark.

Would love to be a rope bunny but he’s just too strong and always breaks the restraints when he gets excited.

He’ll still want to be tied up if only for aesthetics. Maybe you’ll find curse imbued cuffs on the dark web or something.

[nintendroid]

Help me raise awareness - Did you ever want a mainline Pokemon game for the Nintendo 64? Well, it kind of happened with Onegai Monsters; A so-obscure-it's-almost-non-existent Japanese exclusive.

Yes this is real, and It's a crime almost no one knows about it. Onegai Monsters is a Pokemon clone released exclusively in Japan in 1999. There's little to nothing online about it aside from a few Youtube videos and a couple of translation guides. Needless to say, it didn't make a big splash upon release.

It has breeding, turn-based battles, a bunch of monsters to collect, a journey that involves letting a 10-year-old out into the world on their own. WHY ISN'T THIS MORE WELL KNOWN? I can kind of see why it's not exactly popular. It's not the prettiest game but when do we care about graphics around here anyway? As long as the game is decent, we can handle walking animations with a whopping 3 frames right?

2023 is the year we put Onegai Monsters on the map. The good folks behind it tried to give the people what they wanted when Game Freak refused and their efforts amounted to near nothing. We have to get this a proper translation and into the hands of geeks like me and you. How do we do that? Spread awareness until someone smart enough does so!

Until then, we have to rough it and play it with what little guides are available on the internet. Incoming link dump:

How to play guide on GameFAQs courtesy of "whowasphone404"

Video from Corruption Quest - "The Forgotten N64 Game"

Translation Guide from Corruption Quest

Discord with a wealth of information

[r0-boat]

Random Emmet hcs

Just a collection of random thoughts I had about him every once when I had various thoughts about him. Or things I've changed my mind about when I made posts like this similar in the past. Anyways enjoy! ( I miss writing Submas :( )

Sfw below cut for length

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He's very competitive when it comes to anything with competition although he's very good at Pokemon battles, because to him winning a battle not only means better in skill and raising your Pokemon but also a bigger Bond with trainer and companion he is actually happy when he loses because it still means he has a lot to learn and grow which he is always happy to know more, and he gets to see a happy trainer and happy Pokemon celebrate their victory is there a greater reward than that? But for some reason video games he becomes a sore loser no yelling no Tantrums just silent anger stowing in his Petty thoughts he'll never act out.

He was lying on his living room floor with a blanket topped over him in a T-shirt and sweatpants when he was sick because, for some reason, the floor felt better than his own bed.

Hangs up memes around the office or sends his friends semi cursed images / memes for no reason with little too no explanation. And has a whole folder in his phone just for joltik/other bug pokemon image memes, just in case he needs to react to anything he can't put into words.

I still think he likes to play scary games but his favorite ones are the ones he gets to play with his friends and laugh at their deaths. Skyla and Emmet give each other Petty nicknames and fight with each other on the regular especially over text online and in games. They fight like siblings which is funny because image is actually really close with his brother and doesn't understand why a lot of people aren't packed with their siblings. Sometimes, your sibling's actions can get on your nerves, but their family are sometimes the only ones who can understand you.

He takes self degradation even if they're jokes very seriously.

If Emmet could he would be a full-time joltik breeder I mean don't get me wrong he probably has dozens of them but I mean those breeders that have cool morphs of like certain lizards, snake and insects. Because I refuse to believe in the world of Pokémon that they are no Pokemon that are the same species but with different patterns/ fur or scale color/ breeds etc. He tried to do it himself, but he was stopped by a certain someone

Emmet cannot have TikTok downloaded as much as he loves the app; he will spend hours and hours on it and flood his poor brother and Friends with 99+ notifications. One of the depot agent managers runs the official TikTok account, and before they post anything, both brothers have to check for inappropriate content.

Emmet is either very photogenic or takes very cursed blurry photos there is no between. They'll either be a photo that looks almost professionally done with perfect lighting with his loose tie and shirt half buttoned while another one will have the lighting making it look like his eyes are glowing while the entire photo is dark with his hand coming down on the camera with a caption that says "POV: you're a bug Pokemon"

Still trying to win Nimbasa's hottest Bachelor after his brother who had one the last 3 years in a row😔

Genshin player/bias

[kafus]

i just went on a 2 hour long adventure to find out obscure pokemon information. again. normal tuesday for me at this point

one of the secondhand japanese emeralds i purchased, i noticed had the MysticTicket and Eon Ticket in the bag, the items to go to navel rock for ho-oh/lugia and to southern island to get one of the latis, latias or latios, respectively. i went to go check the wonder card on the save (gen 3 can only hold one at a time) and it's for the mysticticket (しんぴのチケット)!

of course i was curious about the event that distributed this mysticticket so i looked up the japanese title and managed to find an archive.org link for the event from the original, official pokemon website. but i was surprised to see the eon ticket and latias/latios prominently also displayed on the page, and with emerald listed as a possible game for it to be distributed to, no less!

it's relatively common knowledge that international versions of emerald can't receive the eon ticket because they don't have the original mystery event system in ruby/sapphire which allow it to be received, simply replaced by the new wireless mystery gift system. the only way to get the eon ticket in international emerald is through record mixing with a ruby or sapphire game with the ticket. i assumed this is how the eon ticket on this emerald was received, if it wasn't straight up hacked, but now i wasn't sure since if the previous owner truly went to this japanese event in 2006/2007, they could have also picked up the eon ticket according to the webpage...?

well i talked to some folk over at project pokemon and it turns out the mystery event system is still present in japanese emerald specifically, and not only that, they likely had a custom ROM they used in store to distribute the eon ticket to both RS and emerald! there's no photos and certainly no dump of it online, but it's likely there was a menu where they could pick what kind of game they were distributing to, similar to the custom ROM used for international RS eon ticket distributions that had language selection, which we DO surprisingly have a picture of, from a 2004 event in germany:

this event is really obscure for some reason? i had to talk to experts on the subject for more information on it, the serebii eventdex page for the eon ticket doesn't list it, and the bulbapedia page for the eon ticket doesn't mention it either, which may be remedied now that i've talked to some people about it in the near future. but yeah this was a fun deep dive

it should be noted that even though it would make a whole lot of sense through environmental storytelling that the events are fully legitimate, considering the rest of the file is fully legitimate (checked through multiple softwares), well-played and well-loved, and if they went to this event they would have gotten both tickets at the same time, but i have no way of knowing for sure since i wasn't there! however miraculously they never actually traveled to either island and all the legendaries are still up for grabs... so just for the sake of my own fun i'm going to believe these are real and not injected onto the cart, and go and catch navel rock ho-oh/lugia and one of the southern island latis for myself! :]

thank you Z.Z whoever you are!! you have a really cool file by the way, the random shiny zubat from granite cave and the ev trained alakazam that you obviously put a shitton of time into breeding considering the numerous boxes of abra and dittos in your PC are super cool!

[pokemonfangame]

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[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

It's been like this since they introduced the affection mechanic in gen 6. I really wish there was a way to turn it off because now that it's combined with friendship (which will automatically increase as you use pokemon) it's completely impossible to have a battle where you don't have a huge unfair advantage over all the NPCs.

These are the battle bonuses being applied to all player pokemon with max friendship:

I don't want to survive a KO or heal from a status condition without having to use an item or ability ever, let alone 1/5 of the time!! I don't want a 200% crit rate and increased evasion! It's so easy it's boring!!

High friendship also increases exp gain by 20%, which combined with the exp share being mandatory and applied to your whole party means if you do literally any wandering around fighting stuff then you'll be overleveled for where you are in the game. And then at the beginning of the DLC they gave you a charm you can't turn off that further increases exp gain by another FIFTY PERCENT.

What I did for the DLC was catch an entirely new team of already high level pokemon (so no friendship stat or EVs yet) that were 10ish levels below the NPCs. I have to be careful not to use them outside of NPC battles because they level too fast otherwise so I have a "wandering around the map" team I switch to the rest of the time.

I downloaded the second half of the DLC yesterday and immediately a team of two pichus KO'd half my team. It was so nice.

I'm playing the teal mask dlc and at one point while i was whooping kieran's ass he was like "why... why must it always be like this..." and it's like idk man i'm not the one who chose to only put your arc in postgame content that only came out after I had several months to lovingly curate a couple dozen 6iv perfectly EV trained lvl 100 pokemon from the highest echelons of the tier lists. you should talk to gamefreak, not me

[thepokefactory]

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[realpokemon]

i have a ditto who has been my service mon since i was a little kid. i tend to get overstimulated a lot in public, and when that happens i squeeze ditto in their untransformed state and it helps me calm down. whats great about ditto is that they can also transform into inanimate objects so they're very great when you need to fidget with something. its hard to find people online who dont immediately assume that the reason ditto is my fave pokemon is beacuse of pokemon breeding. cant a gal just like slime, cant a gal just like ditto cause their the perfect friend for kids like i was?

huge huge facts. ditto abuse is so normalized nowadays tbh. treat ditto like a normal fucking pokemon partner 2k22

[vespers-pkmn-rescue]

Hello hello!

My name is Vesper, and I’m a former Pokémon Ranger, but more importantly, I’m the founder of the Unova Pokémon Rescue! My pronouns are She/They, and I’m originally from Orre, though I’ve also lived in Almia (where I was a Ranger) and Unova, and I spend plenty of time traveling to other regions! 

I’m currently in the process of creating an online guide to Pokémon care, and I’ve raised and cared for tons of Pokémon over the years. If you have any questions about Pokémon care, feel free to ask!

What’s the Unova Pokémon Rescue?

It’s an organization I founded years back. After a pretty nasty injury during my Ranger days, I retired from my job as a Ranger and founded the Pokémon Rescue shortly after moving to Unova! I came across a Deino that had been neglected and abandoned, who I helped raise into a happy and healthy Hydreigon. Inspired by that little guy, I opened the rescue to help rehabilitate abandoned, abused, or neglected Pokémon in need of help. I work with tons of organizations across the globe, and we help Pokémon either recover enough to return to the wild, or, for Pokémon unfit for the wild, help them find loving Trainers! 

Vesper's Online Guide to Pokemon Care - Where I post about different Pokémon and how to properly care for their biological needs!

My Team:

Nibbles: Hydreigon, male. The little guy that started it all, this is the Deino I rescued who inspired me to open the Rescue! Destroyer of many a chew toy, but an absolute sweetheart. Still bites me (affectionately). Second biggest troublemaker of my Pokémon, mainly because he’s spoiled rotten.

Dust Devil (Dusty): Garchomp, male. My first Pokémon, I’ve had this guy since he was a Gible! He was my partner Pokémon during my Ranger days, and now that I’ve retired, he’s my partner around the rescue! He has a nasty scar on his leg from the same incident that made me have to retire, but is still as lively as ever. He’s very protective. 

Zipzap (Zippy): Galvantula, male. Formerly a Pokémon I was looking after as a foster when we rescued him. We found him as a Joltik in the Driftveil Cold Storage, with no clue how he ended up there. Deemed unfit to survive in the wild due to poor immune system and frequent illness, so I ended up keeping him! Climbs on everything in my apartment. Biggest troublemaker of the bunch.

Duchess Wisteria Stringbean (Duchess/Stringbean): Serperior, female. Rescued from an illegal breeding operation in Sinnoh. Sassy, stubborn, and full of herself– but a genuine sweetie if you give her attention. Very helpful with the younger Pokémon at the rescue.

Marshmallow: Tyranitar, female. Does lots of the heavy lifting around the rescue. I rescued her after she was abandoned by a Trainer who very clearly wasn’t prepared for how difficult Tyranitars are to care for once they evolve. Likes to act tough but is actually a big softie. 

Lysander (Sometimes called “Beeps”): Decidueye, male. A rescue Pokémon that we took in from a sister organization in Alola. Was horribly mistreated by his previous Trainer, and as such is rather jumpy and wary of strangers. Also easily startled by basically any loud noises. Likes to stare at me from across the Rescue and watch me work. Makes “beep” noises sometimes to get my attention.

Also be sure to check out one of our volunteers: @dustytodusty-pkmn !

OOC//

Hi! I’m Ceja, aka @visceralVoid, and this is a little pokemon irl side blog of mine! Vesper’s guide to Pokémon care is planned to be a small YouTube series one day, but until then, I’ve decided to just do a tumblr blog for now! Info stuff:

Based on the game canon, little to no regard for the anime.

Predominantly an askblog.

Expect occasional headcanon!

Sapient Pokémon and other similar stuff aren’t really a thing in Vesper’s world, but I’m generally willing to interact with that stuff for the most part. There may be times where I disregard it if it clashes too much with Vesper's canon.

Pelipper mail is ON but will be accepted at my discretion. No Musharna mail, though.

I’m an adult, and so is Vesper. Keep that in mind. There won’t be any NSFW here, though.

[silverdestiny]

It probably is at least somewhat the co-op, especially with the den events. The den system is something we really haven't seen in any other game- it's a system where you can get very high-tier close to competitive level pokemon easily, especially with the online den raids that were going when it was active for the gigantamax forms. With being able to have 'easy' access to pokemon that can have 4, 5, and 6 perfect ivs in some of the events and high shiny odds for others, it probably was at least in part because of the time-gated online events that they were doing, either so that you'd have to play some online to get multiple of a good pokemon, or to limit in some way what you were handed. If you could just reset dens instantly in minutes by changing the switch time without having to spend wishing stones I promise you I would have more 5 and 6iv ditto than you could shake a stick at and I would have done it in like a day. With some of the events they put up when it was supported and the last 'event' that is up on live (making all the gigantimax forms available), I could see it making possible for some people to game the system extremely easily in a way that they didn't want to happen.

I think they've just been trying to crack down on being able to accomplish things in general with little effort too since they've gotten serious enough about their competitive scene to start eliminating moves from existence, and they feel the need to counteract cheats in their games early since they know people are going to try to figure out how to break them and mod the systems themselves.

not that I think this is all warranted, mind, I just bet that was more along the thought process there.

(and I would have used those ditto to cause problems in the current game too... if HOME compatibility had come for scarvio yet! * shakes fist at sky*)

ah. apparently time not resetting in pkmn swsh emulations is bc of some very weird anti cheat preventing people from messing with system time (not sure why gamefreak decided this should be a problem lol)

[zozo720]

dumb vent because I spent like 8 hours playing Indigo Disk I would just like to personally congratulate Game Freak, The Pokemon Company, whoever, on making the WORST fucking decision I've ever seen So, remember how Walking Wake and Iron Leaves were "teased" through a Tera Raid event where you could only get one of each? Hope you didn't pass them up because you hate Tera Raids (like me) expecting them to be in Indigo Disk with the others. Because they're not. They're event-only. Forever.

So yeah, if you missed out on them for any reason, enjoy your incomplete trio of Past Beasts/Future Swords, chump. Maybe next time you should torture yourself with our barely-functional online raids if you want your game to be complete.

And yes, I know Wake/Leaves aren't in the Blueberry Dex, and YES, I know event Mons have always been a thing. But this is the stupidest implementation of them I've EVER seen. And as a "preview" of the DLC, they piss me off even more, because... remember Sword/Shield's DLC preview? A special little event where you could catch a brand-new Galarian Slowpoke, and then do anything you wanted with it. Train it, shiny egg hunt it, EV train and IV breed it, whatever. And then as the DLC areas dropped, you could access it's evolutions. And guess what? That event is PERMANENT content. Literally right now, you can get your Switch, boot up Sword/Shield in a new save file, play until you get to the Wild Area, go back to Wedgehurst Station, and there it is! Free Slowpoke in December 2023 (NO HACKS).

I don't think I've ever been this insulted by a mythical/event Pokemon in my LIFE.