#one of them is just lil mario swimming with a big fucking fish with it's mouth wide open directly in front of him

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Oh yeah when my phone broke a while back, I was looking for other ways to get the time and stuff when I wasn't on my laptop (can't read clocks so sue me) and happened to pick up my DSi again. I got bored and it had New Super Mario Bros in it and I thought "hey fuck it" and started playing it and well it turns out I misremembered and actually didn't beat it before

Well guess who has every star coin, every world and level completed and has now beaten the last castle with Luigi?

[fiendfyre-phoenix]

Maybe you'll answer this since ur not answering me (u lil bitch): scorbus for the ship thing

u are the lil bitch

• favourite place: on the school. it’s by the great lake, at home (Potter’s house or Malfoy Manor) it’s the gardens where they can lie in the grass, Scorpius (fucking sunflower child) makes a flower crown for Albus or braids small buttercups in his hair• favourite activity: games. Wii, wizards, board games - just games. Scorpius (obviously) takes a liking to bezzerwizzer or trivial persuit, while Albus is more of a mario or sonic person, but they both like playing wizards’ chess.• favourite sex position: honestly… Albus secretly owns a mug with pandas in various sex positions on, that they use as a bingo sheet. So after they’ve tried out one, Albus makes a little tick next to the illustration. But out of all these, riding or missionary is their favourite, so they can enjoy each other’s fluterested, pleased blushing faces, the way Albus’ mouth drops open in a silent moan, the way Scorpius arch his neck. • favourite room at their house: I’d say the kitchen. They cook together, they laugh together, solve crosswords puzzles by the dining table at 11pm, and the counter is a great substitute for a bed ;)• favourite friend: each other

Bonus: plus a short story about the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them, under the cut!

“Scorpius, come on!” Albus pulled on his boyfriend’s sleeve, grinning. “It’s harmless!” he stopped at the low bassin in the aquarium where small, soft skinned sharks swam lazily around in the clear water. “We can touch them!” his green eyes shone from boyish excitement. The taller man sighed a bit hesitant.

“Won’t they… bite?” he tried to sound nonchalant about it, pulling a little shrug. They weren’t that big - a metre at the most! But… they were sharks…

“If they bite, do you then think we’re allowed to touch them?” Albus rolled his eyes. They looked so cute, just swimming around there.

They were on holiday and had found an aquarium, so naturally they had to go there! It wasn’t an original idea for a date, but it was one of the best ideas for a date. They’d left the hotel after they’d straightened the bed sheets, and gone for breakfast at a little café they’d found on the first day. Then they’d played tourists until the aquarium opened.

The ‘touch a fish’-bassin was in the end of the aquarium, just before the mandatory over-prized gift shop (heck if Albus wanted a penguin plushie); so here they were, Scorpius trying to get out of this, but his persistant boyfriend made it a bit hard (and those big, beautiful green eyes didn’t make it easier!).

“Ok!” Scorpius sighed deeply, letting go of Albus’ hand. He pulled his sleeve up, like he pulled his pretty lips back over his teeth. What one doesn’t do for love! he thought as he dipped his hand in the cold water.

This… wasn’t actually that bad! The brown-orange skin was quite soft in a weird way, but the fish didn’t seem to mind him running a long finger down its spine nor did it seem to want to bite said finger.

“See!” Albus linked his arm with Scorpius’ free one. “It wasn’t that bad,” Scorpius earned a kiss on the cheek for it, making him smile from ear to ear. He turned his head and leant down, kissing Albus’ round nose.

“No,” he smiled, “it wasn’t bad.” he pulled his hand to him and dried it in the towel hanging nearby. “Now, you go,” Scorpius looked down at Albus.

“Me?” Albus’ ears went redder than one of the octopusses they’d seen earlier. He cleared his throat, his brows knitted together so his forehead creased like small waves. “I don’t think we have the time for it.” his eyes searched the open area for a clock, but didn’t find it, so he shrugged. “We don’t have the time for it.”

“Al?” Scorpius’ lips slowly pulled back in a smile. “Are you scared?”

The shorter man puffed his chest out in a proud stance. “Of course I’m not!” he exclaimed indignated. 

“Of course you’re not.” Scorpius chuckled. “It’s just sharks.”

Albus’ cheeks was now the same colour as his ears. Staring his boyfriend straight in the eye, he pushed his sleeve up and dunked his hand in the water.

“FUCK NO!”

Scorpius jumped before breaking into a laughing fit. 

“IT’S NOT FUNNY!” Albus shrieked, voice cracking. “It's a crab!” he whined through a face journey, shaking his hand as if he tried to shake the touch off. People around them stared with smiles on their lips. “I swear to merlin, if you ever - stop laughing!” he hit Scorpius on the arm but couldn’t help but smile widely at the sight of his boyfriend bend slightly forward from laughing. “You utter idiot…” he sighed as he hid his face at Scorpius’ chest.  This was the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them.