#one of my favourite scenes in prime was when he kidnapped June and Fowler

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Corpse Bride

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Knock Out: Well, it looks like that old text won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Knock Out: Oh well. Thenightetc: ...*hurriedly pauses music* Knock Out: Night human! Knock Out: Hello there. Thebes: Hello! Thenightetc: Hello! Knock Out: And Thebes human, hello to you too. Knock Out: Hmm. I'd forgotten he used to pet it. Thenightetc: Yyyes. Zephra85: I MADE IT Thenightetc: Hi! Knock Out: Zephra human! Zephra85: Ooh these videos Zephra85: Hi everyone!

Knock Out: Ahhh...I'm clever. Zephra85: Okay Knock Out, I gotta ask: what exactly were you expecting Megatron to respond with here? Thenightetc: So how glad are you he didn't actually hear that. Knock Out: I count my blessing each night before I power down and again in between buffings. Knock Out: And I quite honestly have no idea. Zephra85: 'Yes Knock Out I DO love you more than Starscream. Also, LOVE the 'Big M', good call there.' Thenightetc: *snickering* Knock Out: And then the entire ship would applaud, and carry me away on their shoulders. Zephra85: Of course Thenightetc: Naturally. Zephra85: Ah punning, a universal constant it seems Knock Out: Nothing like picking up a new language worth of puns. Zephra85: Man the hip movement is mesmorizing, ngl Knock Out: I try. Thenightetc: You succeed. Zephra85: Truly. Knock Out: Hmm...do you think they would have invited me if I would have stopped calling her that? Zephra85: Possibly, although humans are pretty good at holding grudges. Knock Out: Good point. Clearly not my fault. Zephra85: Also, lookit you. Figuring that out right off the bat. Zephra85: Clever 'con. Knock Out: Thank you! What can I say? I was on a roll that night. Zephra85: YAS Zephra85: INSECTICON BACK-UP Zephra85: I really miss the Insecticons. Knock Out: Come to Cybertron. They bred like...well, like Insecticons in the post-war interim. Zephra85: :D Knock Out: Park yourself in just the right spot and you can hear them shrieking for miles. Zephra85: EEEEE Zephra85: Ooh this part is so cool Zephra85: LOOK HOW SMOOTH THAT WAS Knock Out: By the Allspark, that looked even better than it did in my head. Knock Out: I really was on a roll that night. Zephra85: 'I hope that looked as cool as I think it did' Thenightetc: Well, thank god someone was there with a camera to confirm that it did. Knock Out: Thank you, mysterious mystery camera individual! Knock Out: Maybe it was Prime. You know, the vids stopped the moment he did. agooddistraction: aw scrap what did I miss? Zephra85: And thus it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship, thanks to wartime kidnapping Knock Out: Yourself, for starters. Zephra85: Good job Knock Out agooddistraction: Noo Zephra85: Wheeljack! Hey! :D agooddistraction: Hey Thenightetc: ...Oh boy! Zephra85: It was when you were put-off by Bulkhead not having your back in favor of playing peacemaker with Magnus Zephra85: And Arcee was helping you through it Thenightetc: Did he just say they met last night...? Knock Out: Of course he did. agooddistraction: Did that happen in other timelines? Knock Out: It happened in ours. Thenightetc: Didn't they say they were in high school, still? agooddistraction: Weird Thenightetc: "Well, I'm pregnant" Knock Out: Hah! Thenightetc: I'm not sorry. Zephra85: (loOSING IT) Zephra85: Oh god please don't be a racist thing Thenightetc: I think it's probably going to be a thinly veiled racist thing. Thenightetc: And/or classist. Thebes: wow.  Wow.  WOW. Thenightetc: Uggggghhh. agooddistraction: I'm lost Zephra85: This is a weird infography but at least it's not racist Knock Out: Human bonding = boing. Zephra85: Send June and Fowler a congrats card, but it just says 'BOING' Thebes: nah, but it is not-so-quietly sexist and probably a few other things Knock Out: Why not? If I'm not invited, I may as well be banned. Why do things halfway? agooddistraction: Let's just crash it Zephra85: DO IT Knock Out: "Talking. Boinging." In other words, you and Bumblebee. agooddistraction: Yep agooddistraction: Wait so what did what I missed have to do with them Zephra85: Any of those predacon fossils left? Could make a hilarious wedding present. 'I took this from you and now you're married because I did' Knock Out: Brilliant! Knock Out: This short brought to you by: popular songs." Zephra85: 'And it certainly has nothing to do with that we no longer have any use for them and they're taking up room and collecting dust on the shelf, nosiree it's all about the irony.' Thenightetc: Oh!  Corpse Bride? Thenightetc: :D Zephra85: !!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE Thebes: oh this will be fun~ Thenightetc: Anyone here not seen it?  Should we not spoil it? agooddistraction: I have no idea what this is Thenightetc: Ahhh. Knock Out: A human film about a wedding, animated in the same vein as the thing where the human child got his eyes ripped out. Zephra85: Zombie puppets and visiting the afterlife. Also there's a wedding. agooddistraction: [omgg i played victor's piano solo at my piano recitcal when i was like 16] Thenightetc: ..Eyes ripped out? agooddistraction: [and now i'm broken and don't remember how to play it] Zephra85: Coraline Thenightetc: Oh agooddistraction: Wait what Knock Out: And The Sandman. Thenightetc: oh THAT Thenightetc: I was thinking.... nevermind. Zephra85: Ah yes, the opening number: 'Pushing Our Classist Ideals and Expectations On Our Children' Zephra85: A classic. agooddistraction: Huh Thenightetc: wow Thenightetc: Woooow agooddistraction: Magnus Zephra85: Good job Thenightetc: *snort* Knock Out: Hah! Zephra85: Do you hear the gears creaking in his jaw when he does agooddistraction: [this song is the one i did :D] Knock Out: Oh yes. Thenightetc: "Boo!" Zephra85: I honestly think these two/this scene are really cute Thenightetc: awwww Zephra85: Look at them just tiptoeing around each other Thenightetc: And of course that happens Zephra85: (Cries at Christopher Lee's voice) Knock Out: They both look on the cusp of dying from something or other. They can prop each other up. agooddistraction: Why's his helm so tall Zephra85: It's a hat agooddistraction: Oh Thenightetc: pffff Zephra85: The most realistic part of the movie here Zephra85: 'Cause lord knows I don't know 90% of my obscure relatives Thenightetc: "set the tablecloth on fire :) Thenightetc: boing! agooddistraction: Poor fella Thenightetc: PFFFF agooddistraction: Hahahahaha Thenightetc: poor kid Zephra85: Must have been seriously cheap wine if it didn't make the fire worse Thenightetc: day: *is about to get worse* agooddistraction: It's not a party until something catches fire Thenightetc: PFfff Zephra85: True Zephra85: UGH SO CUTE agooddistraction: He's doin' it Knock Out: There he goes. Thenightetc: "is that a hand" agooddistraction: Eew he married the tree? agooddistraction: what Thenightetc: Here we goooo agooddistraction: Scrap Zephra85: He was trying to practice agooddistraction: ??? agooddistraction: When ya smoke too much Knock Out: Don't mix alloys, children. agooddistraction: Whoa Zephra85: My favourite song is coming up! :D Zephra85: Also my fave character agooddistraction: Ahhhh Zephra85: THERE HE IS Zephra85: JANGLEBONES Zephra85: MY FAVE Thenightetc: Yesssss agooddistraction: This protoform guy? Zephra85: Bowler hat skeleton with one eye singing right now Knock Out: What is the human obsession with your own bones? Knock Out: Who started that one? Zephra85: I have no idea Zephra85: I just like the jazz guy and the swing music segments Knock Out: It IS gloriously catchy. agooddistraction: Why can they be naked but other humans with skin can't be naked? Ratchet: ... what have I logged into Zephra85: Most of us aren't as determined as these guys Zephra85: Hello Ratchet! Ratchet: Hello Knock Out: Ratchet. Ratchet: Knock Out. agooddistraction: 8) agooddistraction: That was fun Zephra85: How're the wedding plans going for the happy couple? Thebes: They've taken a turn Thenightetc: Corpse Bride.  That guy is about to get married, but he kept messing up his vows, so he went into the woods to practice and accidentally married the dead girl there. Ratchet: Oh, is that why Knock Out chose this particular feature Knock Out: Ew. Thenightetc: Yes, well Zephra85: Along with another marriage featurette, and some old footage from the war showing June and Fowler's early bonding days Ratchet: ... oh? Thenightetc: Not that that would actually be legally binding, but hey Zephra85: Yup! Just isn't a proper date without fossil hunting and kidnapping, and near-death involving a train. Ratchet: Very creative with the theme tonight, then. Knock Out: Very perceptive of you to notice. Thenightetc: awwww Thenightetc: it's Zero! Zephra85: So precious Thenightetc: oh my god Zephra85: HAH Zephra85: Clever. Thebes: man, their board of toursim must be buried Thenightetc: ...wut Zephra85: Raven eggs: pathways to death. Good to know Ratchet: You would think she'd be more wary about being told to wait for things. Zephra85: She's adorably naiive Thenightetc: Yes, well, the worst has already happened, hasn't it happened, hasn't it Ratchet: Still though Zephra85: You know he ded Zephra85: I LOVE THIS LINE/JOKE Zephra85: Coooold man Ratchet: ... harsh Zephra85: Aw this one's a sweet sad song too thenightetc: Is it okay? Knockout: The chat died on my end. thenightetc: Same, had to reload Knockout: Always a joy, livestream. Zephra85: Gotta love it. (eyeroll) thenightetc: she's giving him a little too much credit, I think Zephra85: AH THERE IT IS thenightetc: "why are you in our house" warwearymedic: And for some reason, it will not allow me to use my own name. Knockout: Likewise. Zephra85: Ugh, livestream. thenightetc: Because you're already logged in or soemthing thenightetc: It didn't end the other session, I think Zephra85: I love how he was creeping so nearby but somehow managed to miss the 'penniless' comments warwearymedic: It's in the script thenightetc: did he just thenightetc: die? Zephra85: Well if he didn't getting run over by the horse and cart would have done the trick. Zephra85: ugh this scene's cute too Wheeljack: Why can't I talk Wheeljack: Why does it say I'm already logged in thenightetc: Livestream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Zephra85: livestream is being a butt Knockout: Because livestream's kicked us all out of our own chat room. warwearymedic: Because human-created technolgy is less-than-reliable. Knockout: Human technology at its finest. warwearymedic: ... I'm not certain that's where those support structures are located on a human. Zephra85: They already paid the caterer thenightetc: Surely it was his parents who paid the caterer. thenightetc: They're the ones with money Zephra85: ture Zephra85: *true warwearymedic: ... that is sort of a glaring plot hole, isn't it? thenightetc: Well.  It's possible they're not actually doing any of that thenightetc: Cake, party, etc., I mean warwearymedic: How are they just noticing this point? Zephra85: He is waaay too happy about telling his friend this Zephra85: (sCREAMS INTO OBLIVION AT THIS PART) Knockout: He seems happier about this than we've seen him about anything. thenightetc: Well, he does get to escape all his problems this way Zephra85: His life does look pretty bleak warwearymedic: Should she not have a more pronounced limp? Or any limp? thenightetc: Cake is not supposed to do that. Zephra85: Her shoes balance her out I guess Knockout: I like how it was a big production to send the two of them back, but apparently this isn't a problem. warwearymedic: ... he has a point. Zephra85: HAA thenightetc: ...Why are Victor's parents there at all, actually Zephra85: 'Where do you keep the spirits?' HAAAAAA Zephra85: You'd think that'd be more of a 'headliner' than an 'in other news' story Knockout: ...Alright. That was adorable, I'll admit. thenightetc: Just slightly Wheeljack: Aww Knockout: That too. Wheeljack: Don't dead organics smell Zephra85: How many heartwarming stories do we get with zombies warwearymedic: I would assume not, as their olfactory systems no longer function. Wheeljack: No I mean thenightetc: ice cold. Zephra85: BURRRN Wheeljack: Do they smell bad Thebes: there's at least a handful.  More if you bend on thte definition of zombie Thebes: and more if you bend on 'heartwarming' Zephra85: The ones with flesh probably do Zephra85: The skeletal ones not as much I bet Knockout: Let's none of us dwell on the implications of the two skeleton children. Zephra85: This just in: children die sometimes. warwearymedic: Especially in this particular period of human history Zephra85: Indeed Zephra85: Indeed thenightetc: awwww Zephra85: ToT Zephra85: Emily is so precious Knockout: It seems to me that this could be easily solved by a threeway. Zephra85: (UGLY LAUGHTER) thenightetc: Well, she's about to be a widow! Wheeljack: Uh oh Wheeljack: Get 'im Zephra85: 'Musn't spill the plot device' Zephra85: Aw, Emily pulling Victoria out of the way thenightetc: ikr thenightetc: *snicker* Zephra85: Awesome thenightetc: *slow clap* Knockout: And you can fulfill it by all of you marrying each other. Zephra85: We need more poly solutions in media dang it Knockout: You really do. Tell your species to get on that. Zephra85: I'M TRYING IT'S HARD thenightetc: Gotta love a story where the villain gets literally dragged down into hell :) warwearymedic: That's a recurring theme for you all, isn't it? Knockout: That part was fantastic. Zephra85: We like the bad guys getting their comeuppance in our fiction Zephra85: 'cause it rarely happens in real life thenightetc: ...Well, that specifically, I can only think of two other examples offhand. thenightetc: Wait, three. Wheeljack: So if we crash the wedding, do we get to see Fowler light someone on fire? Knockout: Only one way to find out! warwearymedic: I don't forsee /you/ being perceived as a "wedding crasher." Zephra85: Miko'd probably be thrilled Wheeljack: What else would I be? warwearymedic: ... someone's "plus one" thenightetc: Coraline!  I haven't actually seen that warwearymedic: That is what June and Agent Fowler have you listed as, anyway. Wheeljack: Uh-huh Wheeljack: Wait what Knockout: I'll add it onto the "to be streamed" queue. thenightetc: ...:) Oh, thanks! Zephra85: :D Yay you get to go Jackie! Knockout: I was going to say, I was surprised you weren't tagging along with Bee. Zephra85: Seriously though Knock Out, consider the predacon fossil. Zephra85: It'll be hilarious. warwearymedic: What now? Knockout: The predacon fossil is happening. Zephra85: YES Knockout: Nothing. Nothing at all. warwearymedic: I shouldn't be surprised at this point thenightetc: Why is pole dancing a "related video" Knockout: Can't have a wedding without pole dancing. Zephra85: Because of the user's history, other things not related immedietely to what you were watching will show up 'cause it's related to something else the user watched previously Zephra85: ;) Knockout: I deny nothing. Zephra85: It really is cool to watch Zephra85: AHAHAHAHA Wheeljack: Oh scrap Zephra85: not that I can blame any of them, this sh*t's hard yo Knockout: Well, that was special. Wheeljack: I can do it Zephra85: :O Zephra85: Omg if I got to see that I'd be throwing so many credits you have no idea Wheeljack: 8) warwearymedic: ... isn't that one from that movie with the fluid-feeding bat-creatures? Knockout: This one? warwearymedic: Yes Wheeljack: Whahoahahaa Wheeljack: jkasdhlaskj thenightetc: Wow thenightetc: ??? Zephra85: Oh come on you can't give Mortal Combat a hard time, that sh*t looked great for the time Zephra85: HAHAHAHA thenightetc: but why was the shark flying warwearymedic: What... Zephra85: There are so many weird shark horror ones thenightetc: GAH Wheeljack: Giant sugar ants? warwearymedic: ... alright Zephra85: Wild Zephra85: Alrighty, I think I need to ditch. I need to stop at the store and pick something up for dinner before it closes Knockout: I should too. This one will be the last. Wheeljack: I like humans Zephra85: Bye everybody! I had fun! Wheeljack: they throw themselves around with no armor and they don't care Knockout: They certainly do get a kick out of being humans. Wheeljack: Bye Knockout: Goodnight, Zephra human! Zephra85: Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! Say hi to the family for me! Knockout: Of course! thenightetc: Goodnight!  The movie was great, thanks. :) Zephra85: And Ratchet, Wheeljack, wish the happy couple congrats for me :D Wheeljack: I should get some cubes ready Wheeljack: Will do warwearymedic: Will do Wheeljack: Night fraggers Knockout: Goodnight, everyone!