#one day..i will roast you so much you'll be jesus
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daehwi · 7 years ago
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"#rare photo of maggie about to roast me" i roast you literally all the time
you roast me so much that i can’t even tell when i’m being roasted
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freightandgroove · 7 years ago
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Favorite part(s) of each song in Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton: "TIIIIIIIIME OHHHHHH"
Aaron Burr, Sir: Revolutionary Bros™
My Shot: "I'm PAST patiently waiting I'm PASSionately SMASHin every expectATION every ACTion's an ACT of creATIon"
Story of Tonight: "Raise a glass to the four of us, tomorrow there'll be more of us"
Schuyler Sisters: Angelica SLAYING Burr
Farmer Refuted: "My dog speaks more eloquently than thee"
You'll Be Back: "I will kill your friends and family... To remind you of my love"
Right Hand Man: "I HAVE SOME FRIENDS: LAURENS, MULLIGAN, MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE OKAY WHAT ELSE"
Winter's Ball: "Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Helpless: " I'm just saying if you really loved me you would share him" "HA!"
Satisfied: " To your UUUUUUNIOOOOOOOON and the hope that you PROVIIIIIIIIIIDE"
Story of Tonight (Reprise): "oh shit..."
Wait For It: EVERYTHING THIS SONG IS A MASTERPIECE
Stay Alive: "I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEE!!" + "Chikaplow!"
Ten Duel Commandments: "Okay so we're doing this"
Meet Me Inside: "Son" "I'm notcha son"
That Would Be Enough: "Let me be a part of the narrative in the story they will write someday. Let this moment be the first chapter where you decide to stay"
Guns and Ships: Lafayette TAKIN THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
HHIEOY: "You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story"
Yorktown: Tbh this whole song is so lit
What Comes Next: "Awesome! Wow!"
Dear Theodosia: "I'm dedicating every day to you"
Non-Stop: "Yo who the f is this?" + "Lesgo"
What'd I Miss: "Where have you been?" "Umm France?"
Cabinet Battle #1: "Thomas, that was a real nice declaration. Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation. Would you like to join us? Or stay mellow doing whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?"
Take A Break: Philip rapping while Eliza gearboxes + "ALEXAAAAANDERR" "Hi."
Say No To This: "Stayyy" "Heyyy" + "Fuuuuuuu"
TRWIH: "My god! In god we trust but we'll never really know what got discusses. Click-boom then it happened"
Schuyler Defeated: That subtle key-change tho
Cabinet Battle #2: "... France" + "You must be outta your GOD DAMN MIND"
Washington On Your Side: Madison's diction +"SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS"
One Last Time: "George Washington's going hoooooome"
I Know Him: "They will tear each other into pieces Jesus Christ this will be fun!"
Adams Administration: "Sit down John YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKSTICK"
We Know: "You see that was my wife who you decided to" "WAAAAAAT?"
Hurricane: "I wrote my way out of hell, I wrote my way to revolution, I was louder than the crack of the bell"
Reynolds Pamphlet: Angelica ROASTING Hamilton
Burn: "You forfeit all rights to my heart, you forfeit your place in out bed, you sleep in your office instead, with memories of when you were mine"
Blow Us All Away: "How bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks?" + "My name is Philip. I am a poet. And I'm a little nervous but I can't show it"
Stay Alive (Reprise): "Is he breathing? Is he going to survive this? Who did Alexander did yoU KNOW?!"
It's Quiet Uptown: "You hold your child as tight as you can and push away the unimaginable"
Election of 1800: "Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none."
Your Obedient Servant: "Here's an itemized list of 30 yearsofdisagreements" "Sweet Jesus"
BOW+BOW: Eliza being a perfect cinnamon roll who deserved so much better
The World Was Wide Enough: "THIS MAN WILL NOT MAKE AN ORPHAN OF MY DAUGHTER" + Alex's monologue + "He aims his pistol at the skY WAIT!"
WLWDWTYS: Eliza.
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dean-winchesters-clit · 8 years ago
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Favorite part(s) of each song in Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton: "TIIIIIIIIME OHHHHHH"
Aaron Burr, Sir: Revolutionary Bros™
My Shot: "I'm PAST patiently waiting I'm PASSionately SMASHin every expectATION every ACTion's an ACT of creATIon"
Story of Tonight: "Raise a glass to the four of us, tomorrow there'll be more of us"
Schuyler Sisters: Angelica SLAYING Burr
Farmer Refuted: "My dog speaks more eloquently than thee"
You'll Be Back: "I will kill your friends and family... To remind you of my love"
Right Hand Man: "I HAVE SOME FRIENDS: LAURENS, MULLIGAN, MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE OKAY WHAT ELSE"
Winter's Ball: "Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Helpless: " I'm just saying if you really loved me you would share him" "HA!"
Satisfied: " To your UUUUUUNIOOOOOOOON and the hope that you PROVIIIIIIIIIIDE"
Story of Tonight (Reprise): "oh shit..."
Wait For It: EVERYTHING THIS SONG IS A MASTERPIECE
Stay Alive: "I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEE!!" + "Chikaplow!"
Ten Duel Commandments: "Okay so we're doing this"
Meet Me Inside: "Son" "I'm notcha son"
That Would Be Enough: "Let me be a part of the narrative in the story they will write someday. Let this moment be the first chapter where you decide to stay"
Guns and Ships: Lafayette TAKIN THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
HHIEOY: "You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story"
Yorktown: Tbh this whole song is so lit
What Comes Next: "Awesome! Wow!"
Dear Theodosia: "I'm dedicating every day to you"
Non-Stop: "Yo who the f is this?" + "Lesgo"
What'd I Miss: "Where have you been?" "Umm France?"
Cabinet Battle #1: "Thomas, that was a real nice declaration. Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation. Would you like to join us? Or stay mellow doing whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?"
Take A Break: Philip rapping while Eliza beatboxes + "ALEXAAAAANDERR" "Hi."
Say No To This: "Stayyy" "Heyyy" + "Fuuuuuuu"
TRWIH: "My god! In god we trust but we'll never really know what got discusses. Click-boom then it happened"
Schuyler Defeated: That subtle key-change tho
Cabinet Battle #2: "... France" + "You must be outta your GOD DAMN MIND"
Washington On Your Side: Madison's diction +"SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS"
One Last Time: "George Washington's going hoooooome"
I Know Him: "They will tear each other into pieces Jesus Christ this will be fun!"
Adams Administration: "Sit down John YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKSTICK"
We Know: "You see that was my wife who you decided to" "WAAAAAAT?"
Hurricane: "I wrote my way out of hell, I wrote my way to revolution, I was louder than the crack of the bell"
Reynolds Pamphlet: Angelica ROASTING Hamilton
Burn: "You forfeit all rights to my heart, you forfeit your place in out bed, you sleep in your office instead, with memories of when you were mine"
Blow Us All Away: "How bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks?" + "My name is Philip. I am a poet. And I'm a little nervous but I can't show it"
Stay Alive (Reprise): "Is he breathing? Is he going to survive this? Who did Alexander did yoU KNOW?!"
It's Quiet Uptown: "You hold your child as tight as you can and push away the unimaginable"
Election of 1800: "Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none."
Your Obedient Servant: "Here's an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements" "Sweet Jesus"
BOW+BOW: Eliza being a perfect cinnamon roll who deserved so much better
The World Was Wide Enough: "THIS MAN WILL NOT MAKE AN ORPHAN OF MY DAUGHTER" + Alex's monologue + "He aims his pistol at the skY WAIT!"
WLWDWTYS: Eliza.
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