#one day he'll be back (copium)

[ilu-icey]

For those who forgot what my specialty was, it's this lovely guy.

Done with brush pens on paper.

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

Can I just say I’m astonished and impressed by how much you can write in such a short amount of time while keeping such high quality through the chapters? Like holy hell I respect you so much, this series has been the reason I’ve been logging on to tumblr lately

We’ve only been apart from Yves for a few chapters the the withdrawal is hitting hard for me😭 Like please a part of me can tell shit is about to go down but I also want us to stay as a lovey dovey couple like in the earlier chapters. Btw is Yves immortal? Or does he just live an unnaturally long amount of time.

Also the other day I looked up how to pronounce his name because I realized I’ve been reading it the way it was written in my head and youtube says it’s read like “eve” really?? How does Yves turn to eve😭

Btw what does Yves think of marriage? Does he believe it and if he does, does he like big glamorous weddings or small and quieter ones?

YAWWW thanks so much for reading my stuff, i am churning out a hella ton of chapters because this is my copium at the moment

Dont worry, the reader withdrawal on Yves's part is way more intense and worse, he'll be fine thoo

Don't worry after the 7 days r up he is assassinating everyone and business will be back to usual, except that hes gonna stick to his guns and give 5 kisses and 12 hugs maximum a day as to not overwhelm you

As for his like, age or lifespan or mortality or whatever, i kept it vague because i lazy <3 i just wanna get to the dick/pussy wetting part of having him baby the reader

Oh yeah Yves is pronounced as eve with the S being silent, idk man its a french name and i just named him that cause ot Yves Saint Laurent being a banger name

As for marriage, there was an anon askint about it and its stil in the process of writing, its a huge wall of text cause its important to yves since hes a romantic man at heart

Thanx 4 following along da series ❤️

[cabinetduo]

ctubblings sstay strong, we've seen what the lore gods have done 4 our crimeboys brethren stay strong do not give into the temptation of slumber DO NOT GIVE IN

[freakshowrefugee]

Bayonetta 3 Spoilers

Another aspect of this tragedy of a story that bothers me is the fact that Bayonetta herself, as a character, seems... unaware of the storyline she is in?

Let me explain what I mean: BayoLuka is endgame (let's ignore the MANY problems inherent to that fact for the sake of the length of this post), so let us take a look at how Bayonetta speaks with and about Luka in this game. The way I perceived it (since subjectivity and all) is that she viewed him as something of a troublesome child, annoying and inconvenient, not fit to be taken seriously. What does she do when Luka flies face first into danger? She dismisses it and leaves the perfect stranger Viola to tail him and make sure he doesn't fall face first into lava. How does she react when the "big reveal" of Luka being the beast happens? Again, she is really fucking dismissing, all things considered. "Oh, he'll come back, he always does", that sort of thing (my time-line might be a bit off but I refuse to subject myself to this story again so please bear with me). The most engaged she gets is when she jokingly(?) threatens Viola to make sure SHE keeps him safe. Again, at this point in the story Viola is still a stranger, and Bayo still viewes her as a bit of a, for lack of a better term, noob.

Now let's turn to how Bayo interacts with Jeanne. The goofy-ass smile she has when Jeanne drives in to take her away from danger, the way she gets visibly enraged when Jeanne is captured by Kraken, and also, she follows a fleeing Kraken in order to save Jeanne. It's in the way she looks at her and calls her name here... (again maybe I'm biased, but there is undeniable affection). It's the small things, like when she glances back to make sure Jeanne is following when they enter the Gates of Hell, or when they look to each other when Viola is dumping exposition on our asses.

But maybe they are just very close, gal-pals one might say. We don't see enough to be able to say for sure what the nature of their relationship is. Fair, but we see LESS from Luka. There is no in-universe reason why BayoLuka get together, that's my issue. If we had spent time with the two of them like we do BayoJeanne, I don't think people would have been so bothered.

Fucking hell, when she gets to the Tokyo version of BayoJeanne she reaches for Jeanne first! The alternate universe version of herself is apparently uninteresting compared to Jeanne, and when she figures out that she has been killed, she gets angry (arguably angrier than Tokyo Bayo, who is so vengeful she takes over the gameplay in order to beat the shit out of whatever cloud-themed entity of the day we have going on). The interactions with Egyptian Jeanne don't even need me to point out the subtext. The point us that every time a Jeanne is present, player Bayo goes IN.

I'm well aware that this is also, definitely, copium for yours truly. I'm just trying to verbalize why the story causes such strong emotional reactions. This is the INTEGRAL problem with the writing in Bayonetta 3—the cutscenes do not feel like a continuance of the gameplay. Oh, did you beat the shit of this cloud and saved the Bayonetta of that universe in gameplay? Well tough fucking luck because she gets necked as soon as the cutscene starts. It's like there were two writing teams at Platinum with two very different stories in mind and they keep struggling for control throughout the length of the game. The result is a catastrophe, pretty much. A catastrophe that leaves me feeling frustrated and unfulfilled.

But the good news is that skipping the cutscenes pretty much creates a new story for the game. There's still flubs, definitely, but in my opinion this is the superior way of enjoying the game.

I wonder if any of this is coherent, lmao. At least it makes me feel better to rant.

[beeindaclouds]

okay bee! i have a special request for you if you feel like getting around to it! i was wondering if you might wanna write just super soft, fluffy moments w whoever you want!

i get chronic migraines and they’ve been super bad lately so i’d really appreciate the copium :>

[i also hope you’re well, lovely! sending you all the good vibes /plat]

OMG, I don't know your name so I'm just gonna call you bubbas for now, but hiiiii!

You know what, I really needed this too, so here are some random fluff moments with Sapnap cause he's my fav of the Feral Boys u.u

Also I'm doing well, thank you so much, I hope you're doing well too <3

Sapnap fluff moments

I love this man so much, he brings me so much joy, ok-

Cuddles w/ Sapnap can go many ways

You two could be facing each other, as he softly caresses your cheeks while staring into your eyes lovingly. From time to time he'll also leave small kisses on your face and mumble how much he loves you

He could also hug you from behind and leave soft kisses on the back of your neck while your legs are all tangled because he's trying to be as close to you as he can

Or he could also just lay on your stomach, as your hands travel around is hair, and he happily nuzzles his face into your stomach

This man is too embarrassed to do any type of PDA that is not holding hands

But once your home or alone, oh boy

He is smuttering you in kisses and hugs

He's literally a panda, once you're in his grasp you are never getting out

I feel like he's also the type to reassure you about your insecurities

Especially if you're insecure about something on your body. He'll kiss it and compliment it every single day and remind you that you are pretty just the way you are

He 100% shows you off to his friends and fans. And if anybody even tries to say anything bad about you they will see the bad side of him

Have you seen this man play Valorant? He can get brutal

He also pounts and throws a tantrum if he doesn't get kisses

"Gimme kiss"

"I already gave you one Sap"

"Gimme more"

"I have to go Sap-"

"More, now, come here"

Also I feel like he gives the best hugs

They're just so warm and make you feel at home

And if you are shorter then him he'll definitely kiss your forehead

Even if you're tall, he'll still try, don't underestimate him

I'm stopping here because I ahve to go to sleeo and I also have to take my 3rd vaccine tomorrow YAY. I hope you all have a good day/afternoon/night ⊂((・▽・))⊃