#one day I'll answer an ask without putting 100 emojis

[telomeke]

ID text of image posts at the start of this thread–

A series of posts about verbal processing mistakes made during customer interactions, posted by various people.

.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok' brooklynbradshaw21: One time answered the phone at my job by saying "January, February, March…I'm so sorry I don't know why did that how can I help you" they hung up cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store eatasslol0: One time greeted a customer by saying "hey google" it was a bad day shaynahicks21: One time a lady told me her last name was "Romaine" like the Lettuce, so typed in "Lettuce" as her last name… she came back in and laughed at me icewatee_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive" @katrina.murray: When I was working the cash register at my retail job and I had to put in the customers first name and she said her name was Lisa but for some reason I typed in Susan and she just goes "my names not Susan…" and I said "I'm sorry I have no idea why I did that" No like this actually plagues me why did I do that howdyallyeehaw: a customer was complimenting my earrings and I responded with "aww love you too!" she never came back stede_bonnets: When I worked at starbucks drive though and said "hi welcome to McDonald's" even though I'd never worked at McDonald's [unknown user]: guy at the cafe I work at said his name was sergio and I put banjo. woke up in a cold sweat that night when I finally realized domdaddy449: One time accidentally asked a customer if they wanted to help fight kids with cancer instead of helping them fight cancer when asking for donations bolloxks: had someone named garret come in and he left with gart written on his latte hijadedannydevito: I greeted my table saying my name was Linda…. My name is Alyssa, not even close philmitchelwalford: I once spelt blue as bloo [B-L-O-O] and had to go "sorry that's not how you spell blue" [crying emoji] tayanottayla: one time a guy said to me 'geoff with a g' and I wrote jgeff [J-G-E-F-F] [two crying emojis] emmaliljebys: I said, "hi, and welcome home" once when I worked the drive thru at Burger King bbrainrott: I answered the phone at work one time and said, "are you finding everything okay?" instead of "hi how can I help you?" veritygrace17: I worked at a pizza hut and when i answered the phone one time instead of saying "hello, pizza hut," i said "hello bbq meat lovers" baobhan: doing a thing in class with a partner, I write down his name as James. He goes, "oh, no, it's Louis." I go "right, sorry" and then write James again notmackenziekeene: i handed a customer their food while the phone was ringing in my back pocket and looked them in the eyes and said, "this is mackenzie speaking" tommyjoancrow: Drive-through barista asked me if I wanted a receipt, I stared at her blankly without answering, tried to drive away and drove straight into the wall ayo.its.krissy: me working at subway, a customer tells me what cheese they want and I respond immediately with "and what kind of cheese?" mayorofgoatville: Being told the name was Scott for the waitlist and writing down Shart. And he said, "oh, it's Scott." I said oh, I'll change that upsettyspaghetti: I answered the phone, took their name and address and then said "is that all?" Before they even ordered anything brainless.james: i realized we forgot to put cold foam on this guys drink and reached into his car and just went "gimme it" bri.liza: a customer pulled up to the window and I said "good morning!' it was quite literally 9:00pm insectz: one time a girl ordered a coffee with 2 sugars and i looked her in the eye and said "no sugars? [smiling emoji]"

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[sluttymickey]

Drish!! for that post about the list of favorite things, it's definitely Ian who does that. Like

Fav drink: Black coffee (because milk makes him go boom boom) or caramel macchiato

Fav seasonal drink (which is way different than a normal drink): Pumpkin spice latte

And maybe mickey finds Ian adding to it one day and goes 🤨🥺🥰

Context <3

AJ YES THAT'S WHAT I (AND @rereadanon) thought too 😭

“because milk makes him go boom boom” omg mickey would pout so hard seeing that 😭

The list is SO LONG. Favourite donut (because he wants to surprise Mickey too) Restaurants. Recipes. Comfort food. Flowers (stargazer lilies but also sunflowers). Date spots. Favourite shit he'll absolutely deny is his favourite but smile when Ian gets it for him.

Yeah and maybe one day Mickey catches him when he's adding to the “Favourite songs to dance to” part of the list (after they've had an impromptu dorky dance session while making breakfast) and goes, “Tf? 🤨......You're fuckin’ obsessed with me🙄” and Ian just shrugs and replies, “You’re my husband? I’m supposed to be obsessed with you ☺️😏” and Mickey just goes, “🙄gay🙄.....🥺😊☺️🥰” and kisses him 😌

[isagisyoichi]

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!

SYNOPSIS: niko as your boyfriend

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: niko ikki aka my boyfriend hello

WARNINGS: swearing, pretend all the boys go to the same school and they're all friends for plot, normalize not writing serious boys as someone that practically hates their s/o and never opens up to them god bless, also no such thing as ooc since we dunno shit ab him so everything i say is law. SUPER LONG LOL, it's like 2k+ words 😭

A/N: i love my boyfriend and i'm v happy about all the attention he's getting (even if he will prob will b subbed out 👎) this was fun to write bc i think he would b very soft as bf and also i hate the notion that stoic and serious = boring and detached in a relationship. also first post w the new user yayyyy rip yoichisagis an end of an era for realsies.

FOR: fox anon my beloved this one is for u😩

it takes a while for you two to get together, just because niko wants to think things through and be sure he’s making the right decision, as well as him being naturally apprehensive about this whole dating thing.

when you do eventually start going out, keep in mind you're probably his first real anything, so-

niko needs to take it slow for the first month or so because he needs time to adjust and get used to being in a relationship.

when he gets comfortable around you, niko starts to talk a lot more.

niko starts to talk about his interests more-soccer, stem stuff (idc i'll die by my hc that he's a stem boy), etc. and niko's really happy that you're genuinely interested in what he has to say :)

and as your relationship progresses, niko becomes more inclined to share his inner thoughts.

“this song is so bad, i hate it and how it's everywhere,” like, babe that sucks, but what do you want me to do, take it off the radio myself? 😭

you find out that niko’s kind of a hater LOL, but it’s okay, because it means he can be himself around you <3 and the mini debates you have with each other are fun.

he’s someone you can take shopping with you if you need a solid second opinion.

“ikki, is this cute?” you niko as you adjust the shirt you tried on in the fitting room mirror.

“no.” he’s so straight up LOL. “the blue one from earlier was better.”

“this one?”

“yeah, that one. you look really pretty in it.”

ngl though, niko’s not much of a mall person. he'd just follow you around like a little puppy LOL, but he doesn't mind too much because it's for you.

communication is important to niko!!!!! he wants someone that he can have real conversation about the things that matter to him, so he rly makes an effort to have that kind of connection with you.

niko's naturally funny but he isn't aware that he is lol.

but when he does try, i feel like his humor comes in the form of sarcasm and dry wit. likes poking fun at you here and there with a lighthearted jab.

"you're so weird, y/n," is the most common one.

niko’s naturally closed off emotionally (male aquarius 😒) but i, personally, think he’d really try and push himself to be more open with you, especially if you expressed for him to do so </3

he'd be really appreciative of someone patient and understanding of the fact that he doesn't open up easily, though.

but eventually, you become the person closest to him- niko confides in you a lot, which he’s grateful for because he usually holds everything in.

not one for pda or other lovey-dovey things in public, other than the occasional holding of hands but behind closed doors, niko’s so soft around you, it’s like he’s a completely different person.

also, i feel like niko’s real handsy with you, i get the vibe he’s super touch starved 😭

although it does take him a while to get used to physical affection, once he has, niko cannot get enough. he’s always touching you when he has no real reason to.

(and because you're his first relationship, i feel like it’s just natural that niko’s going to be kind of clingy towards you.)

“you okay, ikki?” you ask as niko suddenly wraps his arms around your waist from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“mhm,” he mumbles. “just wanna be close to you.”

niko likes when you sit on his lap when he’s on his computer. you can have your arms wrapped around his neck, your head resting in the crook of his neck, or you could just be on your phone or whatever, it doesn’t matter, niko just likes you near him.

you guys don’t really talk to each other when you do this, aside from niko occasionally checking up on you and asking if you need anything from him.

but other than that, you guys just enjoy each other's touch in silence. it’s one of his favorite things to do with you.

however, if you start kissing him in the middle of whatever he’s doing and keep it up for long enough, niko will drop everything to make out with you right then and there (also one of his favorite things to do with you).

speaking of kissing- you kiss niko first.

niko would try to plan your guys first kiss out because he wants everything to be perfect.

but, he ends up taking forever to execute it because he keeps overthinking and you can only wait so long before kissing him, so you take matters into your own hands.

his kisses are sloppy and juvenile at the beginning, but he’s smart and learns quickly what you do and don’t like.

likes being kissed on his jaw and forehead the most :')

if the team ever happens to see niko kissing you, they're gonna be so annoying 😭

"yooo niko's making big moves ‼️" "my son's growing up on me!😩" "good job *pats on the back*" and niko is red all over as he drags you away from them, muttering about how childish and annoying they are 😭.

but, they're all very supportive of you guys, even if they're embarrassing as hell 🙄.

they even give niko relationship advice- which luckily, he doesn’t follow (most of the time), because, let’s be honest, if you're getting unsolicited dating tips from a bunch of teenage boys, it’s probably bad 😭.

you’re the only person niko shows his forehead to. just know that having the opportunity to see it means that niko trusts you more than anyone else :’)

repay his trust by kissing his forehead lovingly and showering him with compliments whenever you can !!!!!!!!!!

“y/n, why’re you so embarrassing,” niko says under his breath, blushing as you hold his face and litter soft kisses on his forehead, rambling about how cute he is.

always looks for you in the bleachers when he has a game and you’re always the first person he talks to after.

and the fact that you make an effort to come as often as you can means sooo much to him. definitely considers you to be his biggest fan.

real classy with nicknames- uses “my love/love,” and “darling,” the most.

his favorite petname from you is "pretty boy." gives him butterflies each time he hears it.

the first time you call him that, he's confused, but after you explain that being called pretty is basically the highest compliment a boy can receive, he gets all soft on you.

only uses instagram to like and comment on your pictures and that's it 😭.

comments stuff like “you're so pretty” and "beautiful," without any emojis because niko refuses to use them LOL.

remembers the compliments you give him! they help with his self esteem and i feel like he values your opinion a lot.

so, tell him all about how cute and smart and talented and hot and funny he is and how much you love him and he'll replay it in his head 24/7.

i think he prefers to be the big spoon, unless he's sad- then he really wants you to hold him.

niko gives me homebody vibes, so expect relaxed dates, but still nice, yk?

what i mean is niko's not gonna take you out to get gas station food and call it a day 😭 he's classier than that and he always puts in effort towards dates.

he always plans them ahead of time and takes into consideration what he thinks you'd enjoy. and he insists on paying 🤗.

but, niko always does something special for days like your birthday or an anniversary, like go somewhere fancy if you wanted to or buy a nice gift you've been eyeing for a while.

helps you with your schoolwork, 100%. most of the time niko tutors you because he wants you to actually learn the material, but if you're feeling lazy and just wanna get it over with, niko will just give you the answers.

this is a big deal because i love him and all but, niko gives me the vibe he's super stingy with his work 😭.

"this is the last time i'm going to just give you the answers, y/n." niko sighs out. "you have to start doing your homework by yourself."

niko's said that dozen of times but he's still giving you the answers free of charge. can you guys say #whipped 🤣?

LOL speaking of school, if you ever text him during class, i highly doubt that niko would entertain you 😭😭 (it's out of love, though)

y/n 💗: hiii baby imy 🥰

pretty boy: do your work, y/n.

y/n 💗: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI

pretty boy: pay attention.

y/n 💗: fine ur so lame 👎

pretty boy: whatever you say. i miss you too, by the way.

he likes to moves your hair out your face because he wants to see your pretty face better.

which is why you have to do the same with him 🥰!!!!!! makes him blush like crazy.

gets soooo soft when you post him or even take pictures of you and him together :') just the thought of you wanting to show him off makes him soooo happy.

he won't entertain you if you make a tiktok, though LOL. he's very stubborn in his belief that it's stupid.

just stands in the background with his arms crossed if you try to make him do a dance or something 😭 (he does think you look cute, though).

niko has such nice eyelashes but i doubt he's aware of it 'cause he's, y'know, a boy 🙄.

"my eyelashes are ... cute?" he questions. niko wasn't even aware that such a trivial thing like his eyelashes could be considered cute.

"yes, oh my god," you gush. "they're so long and nice, i wish mine were like that," you groan, examining yours through the camera of your phone.

"you're so weird, y/n," he says, a blush staining his cheeks. "your eyelashes are nicer," he mumbles as he kisses your forehead.

he's one of those people that prefers to be alone, but you're the exception. you know?

niko likes to keep to himself most of the time, but that whole thing doesn't apply to you, because he'd choose to be with you over being alone anytime :')

[corpseyouoffthedeepend]

You were one of the few people that Corpse had latched onto when you met in a game of Among Us. 

Rae had convinced you to join one night, reassuring you that all the players were chill. 

Reluctantly, you had agreed, but your anxiety didn't seem to ease up until everyone had welcomed you with open arms.

Corpse had been challenging to read to say the least, he was quiet at first, which you assumed meant he didn't like you. 

In the game you had ended up getting imposter, which wasn't good for your already prevalent anxiety. 

Things were going surprisingly well, until you'd made the rookie mistake of killing Toast in front of Corpse. 

When the meeting was called you were 100% sure you were done for, you could feel your palms growing sweatier with each passing second. 

That was until the unmistakable rumble of Corpse's voice filled your ears, 

"Y/N was with me in medical when we found Toast's body, so I reported it." 

He lied with ease, having played this role many times before, but you were quick to confirm his admission.

"Yeah! I think I saw Lily venting…"

You could hear the hesitate in Sykkuno's tone when he attempted to move forward in their suspicions of who could be the imposter.

When the game ended, you had won, and everyone but Corpse was mortified at how easily you fooled them, but you knew it was due to Corpse's occasional input.

It was about three hours after the game ended when your discord app alerted you of a call, the name displayed caused your brows to shoot up in shock. 

     'CORPSE'

You answered the call with confusion laced in your words, to which you heard Corpse's breathless chuckle.

"You did good tonight, Y/N. Do you play Among Us a lot?" 

You paused at that, you considered lying and saying you did play, but that probably wouldn't bode over well. 

"No, actually. I've only ever played a few times before today. I swore I was gonna get exposed when you caught me.

When you lied, I tried so hard to follow you!" Another laugh filled your ears, and you couldn't help the chuckle you let out at. 

 

"Yeah, no I could definitely tell, I was trying to be nice. I wanted to see how far you'd get if I kept that between us. You won, so I must be a good teacher."

After that night, he called you everyday, unless something came up for one of you, you both even went as far as to video chat, with Corpse's screen faced upward, which was understandable. This went on for seven months.

Though, you both silently agreed that no one needed to know you kept in touch after that one game, Rae, bless her heart, genuinely doesn't know that you two spend hours on video chat talking mindlessly about your likes, dislikes, and whatever random things one of you happens to come up with. Video chat was done with his camera facing up or directly in front of him, and despite not showing his face, you still called often because you knew he liked to see your wholesome reaction to something he said or did, he liked to see the genuine delight on your features when he shared any aspect of his day with you. 

He even once told you your smile put him in a good mood, so you tried to make a habit of sending him pictures of you smiling at least once a week, just to see the rare occasion in which Corpse uses a hundred emojis.

So, maybe it shouldn't have been a shock when Corpse asked if you wanted to visit for a weekend, but it did. You almost said no, too afraid of how meeting in person would affect the dynamic of your relationship, but in the end you agreed, because your want to be around him outweighed your anxiety around the whole situation. If he could work up the nerve to have you in his space, his sanctity, then you could muster up enough to come see him for a few days.

Besides, you knew that the couple days spent together would be worth it in the end, especially since it meant you got to be on the receiving end of one of his hugs. He always gave off the vibe that his hugs were amazing, and you were determined to find that out for yourself. 

So, without giving yourself too much time to think about it, you booked a flight to San Diego, as well as reserved a hotel room.

When you shared that bit of information with Corpse, he immediately demanded you cancel the room and get your money back, stating that there was no way he'd let you stay in the city alone, when you protested he just started loudly repeating "I literally didn't ask you, Y/N."

Even thought it was only for a few days, you caved and canceled the room, and that was enough to have Corpse move on to the next item of business, the actual visit. He told you all the fun activities he wanted you both to do together, majority of which involved staying indoors, which was both your preferences.

Before you knew it, the weeks faded by and you were headed to the airport to fly to Corpse.

||. I'll write a second part which features reader and Corpse meeting if this one does fairly decent.

[by-inky]

art trades open!

there that’s basically it

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE RULES AHEAD!! I’LL BARK AT YOU IF I SOMEHOW NOTICE YOU DIDN’T ÖWÁ ØWÅ

😎🤌🏼💖 what I accept:

ship art (you’ll get ship art in return ⇒ I can do cc x oc, oc x oc, or cc x cc if it doesn’t make me uncomfortable)

fics (I’ll very probably ask for oc x cc; I accept bulleted fics)

video edits (twisted wonderland voice lines, preferably without software watermark but it’s oki anyways) // THOSE ARE LIMITED; if someone offers to do video edits, I’ll only accept a certain quantity (5) since it’s all I need. After someone offers to trade for them, this option won’t be up anymore (I’ll edit this post if this happens)

😔🕶🤏🏼💓 rules:

I’ll draw the same you offer! if you offer a sketch drawing, I’ll give you a sketch drawing; if you draw a completely rendered pic, I’ll draw a completely rendered pic, etc. me = you

I have the right to reject your art trade request if it makes me uncomfortable. If you’re still up for an art trade before that, please request something else.

please be respectful while you request and understanding if I don’t manage to finish the piece after only a couple days. I have a social life too and my routine isn’t stable; it can change at any time.

the art trade order will go by request (FIRST ASK FIRST SERVE): the earlier you send me a text, the earlier I’ll put you on the list.

I’ll be accepting up to 3 art trades. Once those slots are taken, you’ll be put on a waiting list to reserve a slot once it’s opened again. f you're a mutual, it's more likely I'll get into your piece the first bc mutuals rights

please remember to give me references if you ask for ocs!! I can accept picrews too, but don’t get angry if I don’t draw some details you haven’t told me about.

I can trade art for video edits or fanfics too! I’d need some help for my ocs’ voice lines videos so it’d be very appreciated;;

→ about this, (pink text is what you’ll get)

- help on 2 video edits (I’ll give you the templates and the audio, you’d just have to put them together) = colored sketch

- help on 5 video edits (same as before, you’d have to put the audio to the pic) = rendered drawing, bust-height

- fic 100-200 words (accepting bulleted fics) = colored sketch

- fic 800+ words (accepting bulleted fics too) = rendered drawing, bust/waist height depending on the length

the piece can take from 1 week to 2 months, depending if I have free time or if I’m busy af

please send me a text via tumblr DMs or discord (by Inky#6188). It’s more likely I’ll answer quicker via discord since I’m more online there usually. We can discuss the trade easier that way!

I hope it’s oki if I post my part of the trade in this blog since otherwise I won’t post on weeks bANABDNDJH, ofc you’ll be properly tagged and credited for your oc if you ask for an oc drawing

I need you to add two specific emojis in your text. They’re written somewhere in this post, so you have to read carefully through all of it

you don’t have to have a pose in mind, but it’d be easier for me if you did! you can send me a pic or a rough sketch of it to facilitate the work

✅ will do:

ocs, canon characters

ship art (waist height max)

chibis

complicated outfits

❌ won’t do:

fullbodies (I’m sorry my anatomy sucks)

NSFW/ suggestive art

heavy gore

difficult backgrounds, like,, have you ever seen a drawing of mine with a proper background

nudity

pedophilia ships, or draw a person who resembles a child romantically with one who resembles an adult

mecha

furries, but I can do hybrids tho (example: cat ears and tail etc)

specific art style (I cry in agony to even draw my own stuff in twst or genshin style)

please add the emojis 🌸💖 somewhere in your text request so I know you read through everything!! if you don’t add them, I’ll conclude that you didn’t read them and I’ll mostly get pretty upset bBSNB

some art examples (you can see them all through my blog tho and in my masterlist)

colored sketch:

fully rendered drawing:

yeah and that’s it! thanks for reading until the end! art trades are open until I specifically state the opposite!! <3