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Yandere Alphabet: Undertaker

This is a request not made by someone on Tumblr, but rather from my own circle of people from real life. Yeah, you know I'm talking about you. Feeling called out yet? Good. You little fluffy simp.

Anyway...

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING!

As you may be able to guess, Yanderes are rather bloody and not nice from a human rights point of view. This post features a couple of human rights violations, for example kidnapping, torture, gaslighting, manipulation, cencorship, drugging and drug abuse, psychological warfare, being almost exclusively fed with biscuits, arson, and many more I do not know of yet. But you little freaks probably like that, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this.

(For the love of anything unholy, why does he look like he's jerking off in that GIF? Also, I found my headline fond again. And I figured out how to add a "read more" barrier. I'm getting good again.)

Yandere Alphabet: Undertaker

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

You know how little children tend to cling to their favourite stuffy and won't let them go for anything, not even washing? This is how intense he gets. He takes you everywhere he goes, as long as you won't hinder him. He hugs you tight and then just drags you along, wether you like it or not. Another thing he likes to do is to pet and caress your head with his fingernails, he knows that it feels good. He puts a huge emphasis on physical touch, if you couldn't tell. It's his love language, in contrast to giving gifts. These are rewards for you behaving well, not signs of affection, because they can be bought again and again and don't mean anything to him. They were bought with money after all, and we all know that he could care less for money.

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

It is an understatement if I said he would kill. He would light houses and humans on fire, he would publicly execute people and make it seem like an accident. He would chloroform them and bury them alive, with or without a coffin, depends on his mood.

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

First of all, you're getting locked in a room. You need sleep after being drugged so heavily. He knows his poisons well, he's embalming people for a living after all. You get to keep a few belongings from your old home, but mobile devices or anything technically advanced is off the table for now (he's a grandpa, let him be). He doesn't throw them away, he just doesn't want you to be able to contact anyone who could potentially help you. The police for example. He doesn't need the police on his poarch again. It happened once, it wasn't pleasant. The only food available for you at that moment are buiscuits, you will have to cook for the both of you if you want anything proper. But that won't happen soon, as you are locked in a room. What a bummer. It will only get better with time, if you manage to earn his trust. Otherwise, you have to stay in your room. And it is boring there. Kind of to mock you how empty your life is without him in the room.

D- Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling's will?

Of course, you're his now after all. You don't want to wear the clothes he selected for you? It's either this or you might aswell run around naked. He forces you to sleep in his coffin with you. Does not matter if you barely have any space in there together, you could be standing in the corner or be sleeping on the floor. The room you first wake up in only has a rather thin matress without any sheets or blankets. So? What will it be? Of course it will be him.

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He knows on which power level he is in comparison to others. And he knows he is way above them. What, you are trying to get a reaction out of him by threatening him with you? Pathetic little thing, they're as good as dirt now. You try to threaten him with running away or doing something to yourself? Your loss. He won't be pressured into anything by you. He doesn't show you anything about himself, he gives you no space to potentially hurt him.

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He sees it as a joke. What does a little drugged up ragdoll like you want to do against him? Scream and cry and kick around yourself? How cute, now hold still for the syringe. Try to strangle him in his sleep? The joke is on you, he already is dead. Why don't you try to go to sleep for once? Maybe this little chokehold on your neck will help you.

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This is better than any joke he's been told so far. The way you try so desperately to find your way out, he even encourages you to try even harder. Your frightened expression is just so divine, he can't get enough of it. And the best thing is, he knows that you will never be able to get out of there alive. As if it weren't enough, he also gives you false hints. Or maybe they're truthful. You'll probably never know, as you get knocked out before you can try them properly.

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Everything. Every second of you not obeying him equades to a month in the nine circles of hell. So just be nice and do as he says and you won't have to meet his devices from the middle ages.

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He always wanted a housewife that cleans after him and cooks for him. An obedient little plaything to amuse himself with. No children. He is not fond of them, they are annoying at best.

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Him and jealousy? Ha, never. He'd never get jealous. He just tracks down the people you frequently interact with to check if they pose any threat to your relationship. That girl you frequently go out with is just a normal friend and they are in a long-term relationship? Everyone can be a cheater. That dude you told him not to worry about? You definitely have something going on. And that is unacceptable. He doesn't show you his discontentment, not yet at least. But these others in your life, they will get to know it very well.

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

It is weird to say, but he almost acts like a mixture of an older brother and boyfriend. He's always looking out for you, seeming oh so very sweet. He's not touchy, but he glares at anyone who tries to get physically close to you. He's always slightly behind you, making sure to avoid any possible danger he sees. But none of them come close to the danger the Undertaker himself poses to you. But shhh, you don't have to know about that.

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

It would start off with normal dates. Going to a restaurant, going shopping, anything he knows you like. And he knows what you like, he has stalked watched you long enough to notice your likes and dislikes. During this time, he gets progressively more touchy the closer you get, until you let him into your home. He knew where you lived before you showed him and he was even in your building and rooms before you showed them to him, but he is good at pretending to see them for the first time. After this, he basically consideres himself welcome around your house 24/7.

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Of course they are. Otherwise, the police would have showed up at his doorstep sooner than later. And they already know him well, a story he does not like to remember, it was tedious to get them out of his mortuary.

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

His go-to is either drugging or medieval torture devices. You blabbered too much nonsense again? A few hours with the Scold's bridle will teach you right. Trying to physically overpower him will be punished by drugging. You are so much more lovely like this, all drugged up and dazed. His disciplining is usually more unpleasant than hindering. Never would he go so far as to break your legs or even chop them off, you need those little sticks after all.

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Almost any he sees fit. Blabber too much and you lose your right of free speech (literally). The right of cencorship-free information? Surely not, the world outside is taboo for you. But don't worry, he won't take your right to go to the bathroom. He's not a monster after all.

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

One month until he first tries to obduct you. Afterwards, he doesn't care to wait up for you. The longer you take, the less patient he is. So you better adjust to him quickly.

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

He could never. If you died, he would not wait long to bring you back as one of his living corpses. And if you, against all odds, manage to leave and escape his premises, he would go hunt after you right again. He makes sure you won't be able to catch a break, at least nowhere outside of his home.

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No and no. Why should he feel sorry about something he wanted? If you can't adapt properly to him and your new life, it is purely your problem. And running away is no solution. Sorry, love.

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

This man has been unalive for longer than he needed and has enough trauma for three whole families. So why shouldn't he share his psychological turmoil with you? Also, he is curious how well a human can take being treated like this.

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He doesn't appear to feel anything, other than annoyance with a slight hint of amusement. If you isolate yourself, good. Better than crying and throwing a fit right infront of him. He really can't stand that, it reminds him of crying children who run after their mother after they were mean to her and she decided to leave them standing where they are. Screaming should only be done in isolation, otherwise you might hurt his eardrums. This man is already half blind, adding deafness to it is more than he'd like to have.

U - Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He doesn't admire you. He wants you to admire him.

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Not a classical weakness, but useful none the less. His medicine/chemical cabinet has enough to kill a whole village, so if you start to be a bit more attentive during his work period, you might be able to learn a thing or two about some chemicals. He is most distracted during coffin nailing. If you use these facts wisely, you might make it out of there...

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Of course he would. What would be a better way to discipline you? Most of the injuries aren't fatal of course, he needs you in a good working shape.

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Him worshipping you? Dearie, you got something completely wrong. To him you are a puppet, a doll, a mere toy to play around with and throw aside as soon as he doesn't want you anymore. He knows that he doesn't need to win you over. He's way too irresistable for that (in his opinion).

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Upon first meeting you, about 4 months. Plus minus one, if you're particularly lucky/unlucky. He knows what he's doing after all, he doesn't need much planing.

Z- Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

In the end, all he wants is a perfect little doll that will keep him company for as long as he needs. And if he needs to break you for this goal, he will do so without hesitation. That way, you'll be stuck with him for the rest of your time, as long as your mortal coil exists. Forever.

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Did I promise something happy or fluffy? Oops. My bad. I'll maybe do a series out of this, depends on my mood and creativity. I can't tell you yet what my next post will be, because I have no clue what it will be.

(I'm too lazy to proof read this, as always.)

Until next time~

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This is only my opinion! This was in my head for almost a week so I decided I had to share it.

I don't think the apology dance is good communication and here is why : 

It is never said why Crowley has to apologise or what for. In this video (go watch it, it’s a really interesting analysis of the scene and the person doing it has a totally different opinion than mine) it’s stated that Crowley is apologising for saying “You’re on your own”. I really like that idea, I won't linger on it, watch the video if you want more details. But even if we know, they (Aziraphale and Crowley) never say it. Maybe it was obvious? I don’t think so. And even if it was, good communication is about saying things that are obvious to be sure everyone is on the same page (we saw how not saying things worked in the last 15).

The apology is not genuine. 

- Crowley only wants Aziraphale to let him be there to protect him, but he doesn’t truly believe Aziraphale’s solution of keeping Gabriel/Jim is better than his. He doesn’t believe Aziraphale is right. But he knows that if he doesn't at least say something Aziraphale will make it very hard for him to do anything.

- When Crowley comes back he asks if he should apologise (not ‘how’, ‘if’, “Can we take that as said?”). He doesn’t want to do it and you can see it. And it’s not because it’s hard for him to say. For Crowley, hard is saying what he wants (I can do a whole other post about that).

Crowley says no with his head. With beings like those two silly who don’t have a clue about proper communication you have to pay attention to non-verbal communication, and this is not even subtle (sorry I don’t know how to make a gif, it’s 0:37 on this). It’s a perfect example of saying one thing (“You were right”) but thinking the opposite.

Aziraphale’s arguments for Crowley to do the dance is not “What you said really hurt me, I think I deserve for you to do it”, it’s “I did it before, so I want you to do it too”. It's funny and gives us context for the dance, but it is not good communication.

Crowley doesn’t really apologise. He never says “I’m sorry” and isn’t that the whole point of apologising? Saying “I’m sorry, I know I hurt you, but I love you and I feel horrible about how you might have felt because of me”. It’s not supposed to matter who is right. What matters is what the other is feeling.

The dance is scripted. It’s not something Crowley made on the spot or put thoughts into, it’s something they agreed to do when one of them fucked up. It probably has lost its meaning over time.

It’s not something they really want to do. It’s even something they don’t want to do, and it’s made that way. They created the dance, they chose the choreography and the “lyrics”, so they chose to make it humiliating. How is it humiliating? Well first, bowing isn’t really flattering. And before Crowley began, Aziraphale stood up, placing himself in a power position. I can talk a bit more about the “lyrics”. “You were right” three times, “I was wrong” only once. It’s known that “I was wrong” is something very hard to say. But saying “You were right” is way more satisfying for the person on the receiving end of the apology (here it’s Aziraphale). It’s easy to say. How many arguments ended on “Yeah, yeah, you’re right” even if the person doesn’t mean it? This dance isn’t about the person apologising, it’s about the person receiving the apology. Everything's centred around them.

They immediately move on. They don’t talk about it afterward. Crowley asks “Okay?” and Aziraphale answers “very nice” and then it’s over. That’s not how apologies work. You don’t just say “sorry” and then everyone forget about it. No, you talk about what was done, what exactly was hurtful, what everyone can do to not let it happen again. But here they don’t do that. Aziraphale assumes that from now, Crowley is ok to keep Gabriel/Jim, but we see multiple times throughout the season how he is not (“If any harm comes to Aziraphale because of this, I will…” ep3, “I spent last night worrying if he’s going to wake up” ep5). 

But despite all that, I don’t deny the fact that Crowley doing a silly little dance to apologise is very fun to watch.

It's my first ever post here, please be kind. English is not my first language, sorry if there are any mistakes.

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Trapped

So this somehow happened. I hope you like it.

Warnings: Blood, restraints (let me know if there has to be more)

Word count: 475

Steven woke in a dimly lit room. Opposite of him he could make out a pedestal with a little figurine. Khonshu? Obviously the god had actually been turned to stone. Steven would’ve lied if he’d said he was sad about that.

Unfortunately he wasn’t in a much better position. He was on his knees. Again. And his hands were cuffed behind his back. ...Again. The dull aching in his wrists turned to searing pain when he tried to move his arms. Apparently the handcuffs had been chained to the wall behind him and someone had pulled on the restraints till his skin broke. This also explained the sticky feeling on his hands. It was dried blood.

“What happened?” His voice was hoarse, like he’d screamed for some time. On the polished wall next to him he could just barely see his reflection. Well, not exactly his reflection. Reflections didn’t talk.

“The gods deemed it wiser to not only bind Khonshu in stone, but also lock up his last avatar”, Marc answered matter-of-factly.

“But they can’t just leave us here, we’re going to starve.” Steven thought of the poor souls who used to be entombed alive with their dead masters. Was he to meet the same fate?

“We’d die of thirst first, but Khonshu’s still keeping us alive.”

“Oh, good.”

“But I fear we’ll still feel the hunger and thirst,” Marc went on mercilessly. That didn’t sound so good anymore. Somehow dying of thirst once sounded less unpleasant.

“What are we going to do now?”

“We wait. They’ll come for us. At the latest when Harrow frees Ammit. They’ll need us.” Suddenly, Steven felt as if he didn’t get enough air.

“What if they don’t come? What if we’re forgotten?” He was desperately gasping for air now. His breathing had turned ragged and shallow. Instinctively he tried to pull his arms in front of him, which made everything worse when the pain from his wrists made tears well up in his eyes.

“Steven you have to calm down, you’re hyperventilating.” He bloody knew he was hyperventilating! But what else was he going to do? He’d just learnt that he was facing an eternity chained to a wall in the Great Pyramid. Feeling the agony of starving or dying of thirst without being able to die!

“It’s ok... You’re gonna be ok. Just let me take over. You won’t have to feel anything.” The reflection looked and sounded determined. There was only a hint of fear. Surprised Steven stared at Marc. He hadn’t said anything. Either Marc was reading his mind now or he’d just had the same thoughts.

Steven nodded. He’d give up control, for now. But if this was their fate he wouldn’t be reduced to a bystander. And he prayed to whichever god was listening, that Marc was right and this was only temporary.

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