#on that note ill be back on my ctnt bullshit very soon don't worry

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Obsessed with q!tntduo. They're ex husbands. They were old friends. They were enemies in a past life. I have no clue what you're talking about. It doesn't matter. They were illegitimately married. They might have had a child together. Now there's another. Quackity has insane middle school playground beef via signs with her. Wilbur promised Quackity to help him get revenge on the man who killed child number 1. Quackity tried to murder child number 2. Wilbur only refers to their relationship with sad half-truths or handjob jokes. Child number 2 saw so much shit she asked Wilbur if he had feelings for Quackity on day 2. Quackity is child number 2's teacher. He takes her aside and asks her to tell her dad to visit him more often. He vows to protect child number 2 with his life. This is still the healthiest version of their relationship in the Minecraft Cinematic Universe