#omi also blames me for the wrinkles on his forehead but i convince him they're from literally anyone but me bc im his angel

[thighridingsamu]

I feel like I opened a floodgate of emotions. All I want is to talk about our selfships but it’s getting so long that is why I’m here! Hello!

Not the kiddie knives! Omi really said, “you’re baby 😠 but my baby 🥺”

Blushy soft Iwa is my weakness pleaaaase don’t do this to me! Now that you offered I’m going to have to go off now.

Iwa is SOO done with me. I like to make corny/inappropriate jokes just to irritate him. He rolls his eyes and pretends I’m not funny but then he can’t hold it in and a chuckle unwillingly escapes. Which encourages me to do it again bc like I said, BLUSHY SOFT IWA IS MY WEAKNESS

Blames me for the wrinkle that grows between his brows. Tells me it’s bc I like to make his life hard. (We all know it’s bc Iwa cares too much and likes to carry other problems but I let him have it and apologize with a cheeky grin)

Spoils me rotten and lets me have anything I want bc he can’t say no and loves to see me smile but refuses to let me sleep in. Opens all the blinds in the room and drags me out of bed. Yells (affectionate) at me for not eating breakfast.

Pretend to hit on him in public a lot. Like we’re in the grocery store and I’m holding the basket since I went off on my own and I find him in a random aisle and go up to him and say, “damn baby. Your hand’s looking kinda empty. Wanna hold mine?” Tells me to shut up but he’s biting back a smile while looking away from me and reaches for my hand anyways.

A lot of talks about dreams in the dark before bed. Silent whispers and soft touches until we fall asleep together.

Refused to let me meet Oikawa when we first started dating bc we’d be a nightmare. And you know what, he’s right. Oikawa and I have a secret group chat for when we plan Iwa’s birthday (also make fun of him for not being born 12 days later so he could be a cancer like us)

I call him Old Man affectionately

Baby him when he’s sick. Smack his ass before he leaves the house.

Clearly all I do is make fun of him but with love.

i cussed omi out the day he brought the kiddie utensils (... i constantly use the mini spoon that came in the kit rip) and he was just like "uh-huh, yeah no babe i took it too far, mhm, right, you're so right" with the softest smile and i gave up and shunned him from my our room

I SMILED SO HARD READING IT ALL PLEASE😭😭

i see him scoffing and looking "annoyed", turning away yet lacing his fingers between yours I CANT DO THIS TODAY HES SO SOFT FOR YOU. but also if you say a particularly inappropriate joke/pick up line, mans straight up leaves you in the aisle and wont answer his phone for 10 minutes as he finished grocery shopping

he really said im not having two nuisances at once </3

hes your old man gnnsxkwndnsn :'). fucking grumpy one too but it's fine

... chikara likes when i smack his ass when he leaves for work <3. got worried the one day i didn't poor baby thought he did something wrong