#omghe's perfect

[bixb]

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[arlertsbaby]

all thats been on my mind is amab hange…. like,,,, omgh

this is so random im sry 😭 not proofread dont flame me,,

-amab hange who just loves his lil cute gf, so desperate to please him whenever he wants it

-jus thinking about the way u would be on ur knees at his lap on the floor while he’s sitting on the bed, telling you how grateful he is of his perfect, obedient good girl. rubbing ur cheek in his warm large hand as u look up at him so cute!!!!

-he also loves calling u his bitch, but not in a mean way, no no no, he wants to lyk that you’ll always be for him!!

-“such a sweetheart… my dumb bitch.��� he’ll coo while shoving ur mouth down on his thick cock <33

-so big n so strong,,,, he also loves manhandling, making u do different positions you didn’t even know existed, just for him. he loves to fold you over on yourself so he can fuck you into your shared mattress

he’ll make u wait sometimes too, like when he says he wont touch u all day, but every time he’s around u in the kitchen or sm, he always quickly gropes ur crotch really quick, touching at ur clothed clit with one of his hands before returning to whatever he was doing before without warning

amab hange is such a teaseedhhdhdh

I HATE THIS ONE SM

[stinging-metal]

omgh ok

So i was making an oc for something me and my friend were doing and i had trouble coming up with a name. While i was on a kayak trip with my family my mom mentioned something about stinging nettles, but my dumbass heard stinging METALS... so i thought that was the perfect name for my oc. Overtime, i used that oc as my main and used it for usernames, but they eventually got left behind, but their name still stuck.

So thus was the birth of my user.

Reblog with the story of your username! ♻️

I’m @littlemxhoney because I’m like a nonbinary Miss Honey from Matilda!

And I loved the enby take on the Little Miss Sunshine trend so, voila! ✨

LittleMxHoney!

[getoswhore]

Whew if I could jump through a screen 😮‍💨

Ac: Sachi_1203 on twt

the way my mouth watered. 🧚‍♀️ THE WAY I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THIS MAN‼️

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

LOVING UR NEW ICON OMGH

DJDEBEBEBDB Thanks! I got it while screenshoting and thought, "oh that's perfect" XD.

[themfchase]

OMG OMGH OMFG ZJZJZKZK I LOOOOVED IT !! LIKE OOF I LOVED IT!! OOF I WAS LIKE JUNGKOOK NOOOOO BSJSJDJD YOONGI AT THE END THO SJSJSJ THANK YOU SO MUCHHHIEEE TWAS PERFECT 💕💜💕💜💕💜💕 💙💜💙💜💙💜💙

I’m so glad you liked it. HAHAHAHAHA God, I can’t even picture Jungkook hurting Raven, did you read the other drabble game I did for the Anon? It’s also based on RU.  Thank you so much, sweetie. You’re the best! Look forward to updates soon! I’m almost there!

[desu-kiddo]

Baby reapers are exhausting. 

Also Samurai Larry is Lord death, you can’t change my mind. :p 

Art by: @the-smallest-mariobro

OMGH this is so great!! And I never thought samurai larry was lord death until NOW!! That’s a perfect headcanon omg. Anyways, really cute and I love your art style!!! 

[wishingforserendipity]

omgh omgh yes yes how is this so perfect and adorable

So I drew some sprace. Its not even really finished but don’t care. I have know clue if I will but I think I might make it digital?? And color it??? Idk validate me anyways.

[fureimingukosupure]

Eeeeyyya. 

Desucon Frostbite happened, what, a week a go? Wow, and it feels like it happened ages ago omgh. I have like super mixed feelings about the convention and even thou mainly all the feels are positive, my mind still plays tricks on me. Hah. 

I wasn’t so sure what would happen with my planned cosplay for the event but blah blah pick your attitude and you can achive things blah blah motivational speech blah blaaah aaand Yukine was done. Well, pants I bough, shirt was easiest to make but the hat, oh man the hat. It’s not perfect and needs fixing here and there but I’m totally, positively happy with it. 

While we wait photos from our short but fun photoshoot, have some pics (from @anniilaugh ‘s twitter ) we took while waiting for the cafe to open (old ass cosplayers need their coffee right) (I don’t even like coffee what the fuck but I still drank like three cups during Sunday what). We rolled on the floor. Also I love these photos like nngghhhhhggghhgg. 

Yato - @anniilaugh

[iketeruki]

I am sorry if this question is kinda out-of-the-blue-ish but how was it to meet An Cafe? I love to hear other people their experiences!! And I love your blog!!

No need to apologize, i love sharing my experiences and memories! and thank you so much, this warms my heart a lot. ♡ im sorry it took AGES to answer. ^^;So i’ve seen An Cafe twice but the first time i had “only” the regular ticket cause i wasn’t fast enough to get the vip upgrade…. i was so sad back then but the whole concert was amazing experience already!But since we’re talking about actually meeting the band, i’m only going to talk about the 2014 concert’s meet&greet. if you want to hear about the concert as well, pls tell me and i’ll gladly tell about it too. Okay so throwback to march, 2014. I came to hang out in front of the concert place a lil too late to see An Cafe going inside so i didn’t see them then but i heard that they had happily waved to the fans waiting outside and everyone had been so shook that they hardly could wave back and say hello, hehe. but i was early enough to meet Junior. He took pictures of the fans outside and when he saw my fan , he chatted with me a moment about it. (it was one of those you see on gokutama rock cafe album’s dvd) After going inside the venue, i was quick enough to buy my concert merch. (i bought the bag and t-shirt) and then we went to the concert hall that was still empty. We stood in a half circle, everyone had gotten their VIP stuff and we were waiting for An Cafe. We were told to cheer loud so they’d come from the backstage and we did. An Cafe walked to the room and first they looked at us , a little smile on their face. I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes at first, it felt so unreal. and i became SO SHY. At first were told to ask them questions. There were some questions like “what is the first thing you think when you hear Finland” etc. I was so shocked i couldn’t really say anything and i kept on staring each member like “are you really there omg?” Miku noticed my fan at one point and just kept on staring at it for a moment .At one point we didn’t know what to ask anymore so teruki had a questions for us. “Who, from the an cafe, is the most moomin?” We had to choose one and when they said the name of the member we had chose , we had to cheep/clap. I think i chose takuya but miku won. if i remember correctly.after that we went to line and it was time for the photo. At that moment we could give presents to the members if we had any and we could have a small chat. As i said, i was feeling really shy. My two friends and I had had a little fanproject where we did shirts for each member. I did one to teruki , my one friend (who couldn’t come to the concert) did one for kanon and my other friend did the ones for miku, yuuki and takuya. Tho i helped with figuring out what photos we put there on yuuki’s and takuya’s. (so it was a plain white t-shirt and we painted)Since my friend who did one to kanon wasn’t there, my other friend (who did yuuki’s, takuya’s and miku’s shirts) gave the shirt to kanon and i could give mine to teruki.. so teruki was so confused when he was only one who didn’t get the shirt. then my friend pointed out at me, saying i would give him the shirt. 

When it was my turn, Teruki turned his attention on me and was walking towards me. at the same time i was asked who my favorite member was and even though i very well heard it, i answered “what?” and i was asked again and then i could answer teruki. I walked towards the members and teruki was like “WHOOOAA AWESOME” when he saw the fan i was holding and i was a lil awkward like “whoa why are you like this help is this really happening?!?!” and then teruki noticed the t-shirt and he was singing “t-shit, t-shirt, t-shirtt” and i was just laughing a lil and gave it to him with nodding and saying “yess, it’s for you.” i had painted a cat , similar to the one he had posted photos on fb. and i wrote nyan nyan. (it came from that one interview during my heart leaps for “c” era)he praised it and looked at it and all of the members were watching it as well. Even though i was super shy, i was brave enough to ask for a hug and he was like “yeah of course.” then i thanked him for everything. Then it was turn for miku and i hugged and thanked him as well. Then when it was time for Kanon, i remembered that i had a bracelet and card my friend gave me. She adores kanon a lot and i promised to give those to him. Miku looked at the card as well and was like “ohh that’s so well drawn”. Then I hugged and thank Takuya as well. Yuuki was leaning of the fence behind, he thought i wouldn’t want to hug him ??? so when i came in front of him and asked for a hug , he was like “yeah sure” HIS HUGS ARE THE BEST I FELT SO WARM HONESTLY. he was so sweet and he thanked me that i wanted to hug him ? and i thanked him for coming to finland and being a sweetheart. Then we took the picture, i was next to teruki and danggg i was nervous. before taking the picture i noticed i still had my stuff and i was trying to search my friend and i was like “omghe jw jonna where are you?” but in english in stead of finnish. well jonna heard it, but so did miku and he repeated what i said but in that high pitched voice. you know that what he used during ryuusei rocket/cherry saku yuuki era on that one comment where he first says normally “nyappy” and then high pitched “nyappyyy” :DD i was like “did u just”anyway, after the photo teruki gave me the signed cd. he usually says thank you. but he somehow got what i was thinking when i wrote the nyan nyan on the shirt. so he said nyan nyan. in the same way they did in the interview. (idk if they said nyan nyan in the interview but in sounds similar). i was so happy and shocked and rgoh . iT WAS AWESOME.anyway, i got in the first row on the left side. i was right in front of kanon and i saw teruki perfectly as well. and it was one of the best concerts in my life.after the concert we stayed outside the concert venue and saw An Cafe. Their car was parked right in front of the front door so we stayed and said goodbyes and good nights. Kanon was super tired so he didn’t say much nor did Takuya. But Miku chose his seat so he had a perfect view on us and he looked like he wanted to get out of the car and come to talk with us etc. i told him im going to miss him and an cafe and he was looking at us a bit sad and said he is going to miss us too and he promised to come back as soon as possible. and he thanked us and i said “no thank YOU for coming”. Yuuki was super sweet he came a bit later and told us good night. Teruki was the last one to go, it took him a while tbh. and when he came out he was eating pizza and when he noticed us he started to laugh a lil and raised the pizza piece and said “oishii desu” and then he thanked us for the concert. sorry this came out longer than i was expecting. but that’s my experience.Oh and i wanna add something, a lil random but what warms my heart still.A little before 2012 tour started, i tweeted miku that i was so happy to see an cafe and i couldn’t wait the concert. and i told him also that i was sure that the setlist would be awesome anyways, but it would personally mean so much to me if ryuusei rocket was on the setlist. It wasn’t at that year (obviously they’re not changing the setlist 2 days before the concert starts) but he started to follow me a little after i tweeted that. And on 2014 tour’s setlist, RYUUSEI ROCKET WAS THERE. i’m not saying it was right after that and it might have been a coincident but i like to believe that it might have had something to do with the tweet. Anyways, i was so happy after that happened. 

[mostlypodcasts]

This is so perfect omgh😂

characters from the penumbra podcast on a date but there’s a puddle on the ground

rita: looks at the puddle and clears her throat until her date takes off their jacket and puts it over the puddle. continues clearing her throat, making increasingly specific gestures illustrating what she’s asking for until her date picks her up and carries her over the puddle

rilla: walks through the puddle. makes fun of her date for not wanting to walk through the puddle.

alessandra strong: picks up her date and carries them over the puddle. makes fun of her date for not wanting to walk through the puddle but it’s not like her date didn’t want to walk through the puddle, it’s just that when alessandra strong asks if you need a lift you say yes and accept the gift you’re being given

lord arum: makes fun of his date for not wanting to step into the puddle, but clearly he doesn’t want to step in the puddle either. eventually his date puts their jacket on the puddle and lets him walk across it and he acts like he doesn’t care but he’s avoiding eye contact and responding to everything a little too loudly after that

peter nureyev: no fewer than eight people saw that peter nureyev was about to step in a puddle and rushed over to offer him their jackets. he and his date walk across a bridge of jackets, hand in hand, peter somehow managing to get whatever’s in the pockets on the way. they spend the rest of the night drinking cocktails and going through his haul.

sir marc: takes off his jacket and puts it over the puddle for dampierre. he’s not even on a date, he just does that

juno steel: takes off his jacket. puts it on his date’s shoulders. lays facedown in the puddle.

sir damien: spends five minutes trying to decide what to do–is he supposed to take off his jacket? what if his date thinks that’s rude? grant me tranquility, saint damien–until his date either picks him up and carries him over or suggests they go to the other tavern across the street instead. either way he writes his date a four page poem celebrating their patience and cleverness and strength