#omg okay so i'm screaming QUITE A LOT ABOUT THIS OMGMG

[njmphadora]

Dear Natalie

@slytherin-salazar submitted:

Quiet, calm melody was spreading around the dark room like an echo. A half-burned candle standing on the desk was the only source of light there. Its faint beam was lighting up a pale face of black-haired woman who sat behind an oak desk, writing something thoroughly. But she wasn’t the only person in the room. On her left stood a young, well-built man. He had medium-length red hair and a sword was strapped to his belt. He was looking at the woman with a grin. On the other side of the small room was another man. He also had medium-length but his were black. Besides the man, in contrast to his companion, was slim. Nevertheless, he also had a sword. The black-haired man had his hand on blonde-haired young woman who played piano while the other woman was writing a letter. She knew more than well that her friend loved when she played when she had to write something. “Do you think we included everything, Rowena?” asked the blonde. Her companion read the letter quickly. “I think we did, Helga,” the woman answered her. “Or maybe you have some idea what else we can add?” "Hm… let your Gryffindor spirit be with you!” said a red-haired man, still grinning. Hearing this, Helga stopped playing and Rowena looked at him as if she was mortally offended. "She’s a Ravenclaw, you idiot.” "And a Hufflepuff,” added Helga who got up from the piano and went to sit down at the desk. "Yes, and half a Hufflepuff and half a Ravenclaw.” "You can’t be half a Hufflepuff or half a Ravenclaw! You just can’t!” "Are you jealous, Godric?” the second man, Salazar Slytherin, asked with amusement and walked towards his companions. “Are you jealous that someone isn’t in your precious house?” "Shut up, Salazar. Everyone wants to be in Gryffindor.” Slytherin said nothing, just smirked and leaned over Rowena’s shoulder, kissing top of her head.

“Do you mind if I read it?”

“Not at all,” she said and gave him the letter.

Salazar started reading this and once he finished, he put it back and signed it (the rest of them did it before him).

“I think it’s perfect. Just delete the part about a dragon.”

“What part about the… Godric!” Rowena yelled at the red-haired man who smiled innocently at her. “I already told that we won’t send her a dragon. Are you insane?!”

“No?” he said quietly. Then he looked at his friend who had his chin on Helga’s shoulder and was smirking at him. “Fuck you, Slytherin!”

“Naaah. But I may fuck you.”

“How…”

“Enough!” Rowena interrupted him before he had a chance to start his sentence. In the meantime Helga fought hard in order to not laugh. “Go to bed. Now. Both of you.”

“I’m not a child, woman, don’t boss me around,” Godric crossed his arms but when Ravenclaw witch looked at him with a raised eyebrow, he raised them. “I said nothing, don’t look at me like that!”

Salazar chuckled.

“You heard what mummy said, Godric,” Slytherin said and gently bit Helga’s ear before he kissed it gently. “We have to go to bed, so be a good boy and do as mummy said.”

His friend said nothing just smirked when he realised what Salazar meant. Rowena opened her eyes in horror as she understood what she said.

“Go to your own beds! Do you hear me! I’ll check if you’re in your rooms!”

“Of course you will, Rowena, dear,” Salazar said it in a very seductive way and Godric embraced him. “You always does.”

And before the woman had a chance to answer, both friends left the room, chuckling.

“What have I gotten myself into… Shut up, Helga!” she added because her friend decided not to hide her amusement anymore. “It’s not funny.”

“But of course it is, Rowena!” Hufflepuff said with a smirk and looked at Rowena’s pregnant belly. “Especially that the child will be raised with them.”

“You don’t have to remind me… now, can you please send the letter?”

The letter appeared at Natalie’s desk. Dear Natalie, we wanted to tell you that we all are so proud of you! You’re a very talented witch and a great blogger and your tumblr is fantastic (*it was possible to hear as Salazar asked during writing: “Who the hell is blogger? And what the hell is tumblr?”*). We’re so happy that you reached 2 thousands (*“Or maybe I should write 2k? I guess they’re writing it like that now, don’t you think?, Rowena asked during, writing but decided to leave “thousands”.*) and we wish you another thousands of followers. You really deserve them! Love, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin (*Godric’s writing*) Ps. We’ll send you a dragon! (*Rowena’s*) PPS. No, we won’t. Sending dragons to people is illegal, and what is more important, dangerous. Helga and I are glad that you weren’t sorted into Gryffindor or else who knows what could have happen. Godric, on the other hand, was disappointed. He threatd to burn the Sorting Hat. And Salazar… well, he was happy that Godric was sad. Typical Salazar.