#okayokayokay I'm *mildly* scared of spiders

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

the scariest fucking thing just happened to me.

I was getting ready for bed when I noticed a SPIDER about the size of a penny crawling across my mattress akshakshs safe to say I freaked the fuck out and grabbed the nearest tea cup to trap it just before it reached my pillow.

I then carefully slid some card under the cup and carried it to the bathroom, put it down in the bathtub, and then very hesitantly lifted the cup to ensure I had definitely caught it.

but the spider was not under the fucking cup.

I panicked and rushed back to my bedroom and began grabbing everything on my bed and vigorously shaking it whilst trying not to cry to get the spider away 😭 I literally stripped my bed and at this point I was profusely sweating because of how scared I was BUT THE LITTLE FUCKER WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.

anyways... I had a little bit of a totally-understandable-and-not at-all-dramatic breakdown before getting over myself and carefully putting everything back on my bed... and now I'm laying in my bed aware of everything touching my body and I'm quite afraid to move. :)

..........but listen I'm not scared of spiders, I promise-