#okay i'm literally paused mid-battle because i had to inform everyone that he nearly died in one hit from a frog

[greyias]

Today on Gale Squad's Adventures:

I spend way too much time trying to find an alternate early game outfit for my girl until the Scalemail of Devotion's coloration gets fixed.

We get backup from best kitty princess, who is helping out since Gale Squad suuucks with animal handling checks. We decide to go and clear out the swamp in our precog attempts to save Mayrina's doomed brothers, and they come in clutch against the red caps.

And as we're sweeping through trying to find and disarm traps, Gale happens upon a cute little frog!

For once in his life, he succeeds an animal handling check!

Which of course means--

he's committed an offense most grave.

and the gd frog nearly ONE SHOTS him.

help I'm crying why does this keep happening to him