#ok to be fair i get most of my evil xisuma information from fics and posts here on tumblr so like

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is. does evil xisuma count as a hermit? b/c if so i'd love to here your thoughts on him <3

You know what anon I am making the executive decision that he does in fact count as a hermit

First impression - the first I ever saw of him was in a s8 hermitcraft recap and I was like “there’s an evil version of one of the hermits? that’s kinda cool. Anyways.” so I apparently was not that interested I guess cjkdhsj

Impression now - he’s my poor little meow meow. He’s committed so many war crimes but he’s my special little boy so it’s ok. Cryptocurrency (derogatory). I could fix him (platonically) but whatever’s wrong with him is so much funnier. I want to throw him off a roof I want to make him dinner (platonic) I want to trap him in a snow globe and shake it. I bet if he got electrocuted you would see his skeleton like in cartoons. He is a wet towel.

Favorite moment - in a hilarious contrast to the above section I have actually not watched xisuma’s videos with Evil X in them so I have no favorite moments like at all haha whoops

Idea for a story - he learns what NFTs are and instead of being evil and doing NFTs he decides to be evil towards NFTs. Starts a minecraft equivalent of twitter account and tells crypto bros he’s right clicking to save the image of their NFTs. Becomes a complete nuisance to everyone doing NFTs and moves into Xisuma’s basement so he can both cackle at the people on minecraft!twitter getting mad at him and annoy xisuma. Best of both worlds he is a multitasking genius

Random opinion - I feel like he would be the kinda guy to watch phineas and ferb, take a look at dr. Doofenshmirtz and be like he just like me fr

Favorite relationship - again I have yet to watch any eps w evil xisuma but all the fics talk about his friendship with Zedaph so legally I have to go with him <3

Favorite headcanon - him and xisuma being brothers absolutely slaps. Is this even a headcanon or is it actually canon I don’t really know. Either way it always slaps I’m obsessed with it