#ok so i checked google apparently im exaggurating the 'cliff' ness of a basin but like. 😭my cousins are competitive skiers and im baby

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fuck it lmao

scrolled thru the coloradonatural tag and IM posting about plains shenanigans but everyone else posts about dean skiing SO heres my thoughts

DEAN

big weenie

acrophobia gang. if you make him look down on anything above a blue he will cry and get stuck

one time he tried that one run at the very west edge of A basin and looked over the side of the cliff and almost puked

smuggles in baileys for hot chocolate at the end of the day

CAS

overheats very easily so he just steadily sheds gear and leaves it at the table sam's camped out at

by the end of the day hes unzipped his cargo pants into cargo shorts and has pushed up the sleeves of his unzipped fleece

masterful on skis but the second he has to walk around in just boots he can't function fighting for his LIFE

SAM

its hard to find boots in his size so he will do like 2 runs and then call it a day bc he cant feel his toes anymore. dean bitches bc its a waste of money BUT it means that theres always a table saved for them in the cafeteria

IF he can get past the circulation issues hes actually pretty good. now im imagining him and cas shenanigans getting chased by demons on skis like a bond movie

EILEEN

snowboards because shes cool like that

no gloves bc shes metal af and also gloves get in the way. when her fingies get cold she just puts them in her pockets

ski bummed for a few years after moving on from lilian, hunting in the summer and snowboarding every weekend in the winter

has a small and tasteful never summer sticker on her car

JACK

french fries all the way down

his powers mean nobody gets hurt but NYOOM

dean keeps threatening to get a leash backpack but then it would mean he'd have to do the same runs at the same speeds to hold on so it's not gonna happen

the only one of the gang to wear a helmet (cas insisted)

CROWLEY

invented the epic pass

fucker