#ok im gonna go dig up a hole and die there ��

[daemonwritesstuff]

“A SON FOR A SON”

A/N: this is a little self-insert exchange with my lovely moon, @sugutoad ! this is basically a remake of season 2 episode 1 where Anna is the queen and wife of Aegon. Warning for murder and basically heavy angst later on. I hope this is long enough — Enjoy the show~

A frustrated sigh escaped Aenneth as she was sewing clothes for her children to wear as she continued poking the needle through the fabric she was putting together — she had her eldest daughter in the room, Jaehaera while the other children are learning. Aenneth glanced at her daughter playing with her toys just a few inches away from her, Jaehaera always puts a smile on Anneths face, she was her love and enjoy as her other children were, she wouldn’t know what she would do without them Aenneth thought in her head.

As she went back to doing what she was recently doing she heard footsteps growing closer but paid no attention to who it was since she was to focused into her work. As the footsteps reached the door it was no other man but her beloved husband, Aegon II Targaryen. He waltzed around the room to find his other children, he went to rub his daughters head quickly and whispered something in her ear for her to drop her toys and go to her father.

“Where are the rest of the children?” said Aegon as he was getting a little bit impatient… Aenneth looked up at her husband trying not to smile at the sight of her husband holding their daughter around his waist. “They’re all in the library attending their classes, you must not disturb them” Aenneth said a little scoldingly, she wanted her children to be learning so they’ll become successful one day. “I need them at the council, Jaehaerys is to be king one day and I’m gonna need him and the rest of our children to be there”. There was pretty much nothing Aenneth could say, how can she deny his husband anyways? Before he went through the doors again with his daughter, Aenneth stopped Aegon for a moment to ask him a question.

“Everything will be ok right?” Aenneth said with worry in her voice, Aegon never liked seeing his wife in a state of anxiety. “Of course everything will be ok, I’ll always make sure everything’s ok, nothing will happen I promise” Aegon said as he grabbed Aenneth’s hands and started soothing them, he kissed his wife on lips fast before we went out the doors. Aenneth’s chest was lifted with relief as she started to sew again.

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The chatter in the council room is going as other lords greet each other and say their mornings to each other. The chatter starts to die down and they start to turn their heads towards the King and his children walking into the room, Aegon happily lifts each kid up the steps as they are all giggling and chattering excitingly.

“Good marrow my lords…! Mother.” Aegon said as he was heading towards his own seat, the children were around the table or around their father or grandmother. The council has now begun, they start discussing whatever nonsense the other lords are talking about while the children are starting to mess around with the other lords belongings.

Jaehaerys starts to take a ball off one of the lords decks to distract himself from whatever boring meeting he was in, and he was taking the marble ball from no other than Tyland Lannister, the little boy was starting to get on the Lannister’s nerves but kept them tucked down since he wouldn’t wanna face the wrath of Aegon and sweet-talk with Jaehaerys.

Aegon watches all of his kids lovingly as some of them are messing around with the other lords while some of the other children are sitting on their grandmothers lap resting their head on her shoulder as they fidget with their hands or glance around the room. “My prince can you please stop—“ as the Lannister was about to say something Aegon had stepped in.

“Is the heir to the throne, bothering you my lord?” He said tauntingly as the Lannister started stuttering a little belfre regaining his composure saying “No your Grace…” as he fell silent Jaehaerys puts the marbel ball down where it belonged and started giggling. But later on Aegon sends the kids back to their mother, Aenneth as they needed to go back to their lessons as they whined and pouted as they hugged their father goodbye for now until they saw him again later. Aegon kisses each of the kids foreheads before sending them off for good (now).

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After Aegon finishes with the council he goes on later to meet some of the commoners to discuss what’s been happening in the village and Aegon offering some help to them so he can grow closer with them and gain their trust. But truthfully he wanted to jump into his wife’s arms and relax while watching the kids play around the room as the parents have a glass of wine together as they discussed how their days went and other information.

Afterwards, he finally finished his duty’s and is able to spend time with Aenneth and the children for some time before they go to bed, Aegon tucks all the kids in for bed and leaves their rooms to return to his chambers he shares with his wife, but later on during the night Aenneth can somehow hear footsteps… who would be up at this time though? all the servants and maids left the palace and the guards are at the doors but they don’t walk either… Aenneth can sense something bad was about to happen to one of the children so she hurry’s to the twins (Jaehaerys & Jaehaera’s) rooms.

Aenneth spots no one, but she stays in the twins rooms… they still weren’t awake but suddenly a strange man came behind Aenneth and started manhandling her, Aenneth tried with all her strength to fight off the two men but they were too strong… They were gonna kill one of the twins and she couldn’t do anything about it, Aenneth begged the two unknown men to let them go but they wouldn’t budge, fate has already arrived. She took Jaehaera in her arms and covered her face with her shoulders to hide what was happening… she can hear her poor son’s crys for help until she heard a slash, Aenneth felt her heart drop to her stomach and her blood turned cold. They killed the boy, Aenneth thought to herself as she was going to get help.

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After the incident that occurred Aenneth could not eat, drink or sleep after what happened… “I should’ve done more” she said has she was in her own world as she was descending herself into madness and despair. She blamed herself for what had happened to her own son. Aegon was also in despair as well, when he heard the news he flipped out really bad and now declares war with the black side.

She hasn’t received any comfort yet from him, he was also in the same state as her she can’t blame him either. No one is at fault here either, it was whoever those men were and the black team. Now she truly despised them. As Aenneth was walking to her room later on during the day she went by Aegon and he managed to stop her and was able to to go somewhere private without having their other children involved.

“This is all my fault”… said Aenneth as she weeped to her husband, she was holding onto all of this guilt and started letting it all out. “I tried and tried saving him but it was too late…” she was wailing now, Aegon’s heart was hurting for his wife, they lost their child and they needed each other more than ever. “No Aenneth, don’t you even say this was your fault!” He raised his time a little while saying this, he didn’t wanna see his wife crying more. “Whoever killed our son is to blame, including that cunt of a sister as well” Aegon said, he went to put his arms around Aenneth and hug her tightly and pet through her hair.

“We will avenge our son, we will get justice”. He meant it when he said this. With his wife by his side he will win the war and serve justice to his dead son.

[itsalwaysdark]

i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is

[toxycodone]

oxy im so sorry i must confess for i have sinned.

(this is going to be so tmi and parasocial feel free to delete it)

not to be like totally and completely insane but im about to start my period(the worst. so rude. where's that one meme of the 'can my uterus not i literally have he/him in my bio) and i always get very down bad right around this time.

and maybe i was reading fics. and like. ok. maybe tmi about me. whenever i get rlly turned on i start crying. like i dont know why. i just do. i dont masturbate often (ace(OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT??) + on anti depressants) but every time i do i cry the entire time. but like not in a bad way. i dont even notice it half the time im so used to it. i dont even know why it happens. its just so easy to trigger for me. once i get worked up enough the waterworks do be turning on.

but suddenly as im letting my brain go wild w random scenarios of my fav fictional characters im suddenly reminded that you had posted about liking dacryphilia and wanting to daisuke cry and just- OH MY LORD I THINK I ALMOST DIED. like i legit shivered thinking about you being into seeing me cry. thats it. its over for me. im so cooked.

anyway sorry for thinking about you like that.... i will go explode and die now it was nice knowing you </3

..........should i sign off. i feel like this is too embarrassing to sign off on. i am one of ur anons tho............. im gonna go dig a hole and curl up in it

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME TURNED ON BEFORE THE PM. YOURE EVIL.

it’s okay anon I’ll do you an even more embarrassing response: I wanna grab your face and be like “oh my GOD. Are you crying? You seriously can’t be this pathetic, right?” And then laugh at you for being so worked up. But it’s honestly so cute to me crying makes me dizzy. I’ll lick your tears then make sob for a completely. Different reason. Your welcome

(I’m. Have u heard my goon audio.)

[mins-fins]

isa wisa ......... what if i nudged this towards u with my foot and then ran away and got run over by a truck

HRLP U DONT HAVE TO READ IT I J . idk . im p sure its j like me rambling and calling it a plan LOL. its also Not done yet but if u do read it could u mayb tell me if its like. coherent 😓😓 ik u didnt ask but . Ermm . Date? 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

LMAOO ok im going back to twt bsf See U... AND ILY !

ITS SO AGAHAAHAHAGAACAKAIWIQQV

okay ignore my idiocy i swear i will print this out and frame it on my wall then print it out another 1000x times and frame it all around the walls of the house istg

okay so i had to like re-assess myself for like two seconds then i read it and im like YEAH i get it and i will kiss you on the forehead then go dig up a hole and die

ALSO ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE!!!! LET ME EAT IT AND HIDE IN YOUR WALLS I LOVE YOU AHHHGSGSGSGS

THIS IS GONNA BE US FR 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

BYE ILYT

[captain039]

PART 6 Secrets of mutation

Logan(wolverine) x reader

Warnings: Age gap, student/teacher, AOB, trauma, swearing, sexual, intimate, a little forceful, heats, smut, unprotected sex, lil kinky, angst, jealousy

Xmen X new mutants

Previous chapter <-

When you awoke for the second time that day, you groaned and shuffled stomach demanding more food. You reached around and felt no Logan by you making you sigh. You sat up slowly, stretched and went to the bathroom.

You went to the toilet before going to the kitchen again, you rummaged through the cupboards and fridge before huffing, you wanted a big dinner meal. You sat by the table and leant against it sighing when you heard footsteps. You hoped they passed but you saw Jean stop in the entrance way. You tensed avoiding eye contact as she sat across from you.

“How are you feeling?” She asked.

“I’m ok?” You shrugged. Aching still and overly warm, what else did she expect?

“Good, after your heat is over we can five you some medicine if you wish” she said and you nodded.

“Are you mad at me?” You asked like a little kid.

“No, I’m not mad at you” she chuckled softly.

“I know Logan is, overly nice to you, I’m not um- I’m sure he’ll just go back to normal after everything is done” you nodded embarrassed.

“He’s just being… nice?” The hole you were digging got deeper and deeper as you spoke.

“Logan doesn’t do nice, if he’s doing something it’s for reason” you avoided her eyes as she spoke and nodded.

“Right” you mumbled.

“Protective then? This will go away after I’m done with my heat, he’ll call me kid and leave me with my friends” you tried convincing yourself more than her for some reason.

“Pressure maybe?” You questioned.

“I wasn’t pressured to do anything” you jumped at the sound of his voice. You looked to him, raised eyebrow and a white plastic bag in his hand. He sat by you taking out a takeaway meal and sliding it to you. You looked at it confused as he got his own out and handed you a fork also. You thanked him softly and opened the lid and began eating.

“I’ll leave you two to enjoy your meal” Jean said and walked off. Logan huffed beside you and you tensed slightly.

“Thanks for bringing me food” you whispered and he nodded not speaking. Did he hear the whole conversation? It was he just not in a talking mood.

You were getting fidgety under the silence, you had finished your meal and sat up to put it in the bin.

“Im gonna-“ you gestured out the door and nodded as you left quickly.

You rubbed your arms looking to the ground before you ran into someone.

You apologised before seeing the guy from the other day, the one you stabbed, lightly, with your claws.

“Cat girl” he said a grin on his face. You took a step back slightly.

“You’ve got sharp claws I’ll give you that” he was taunting you, stepping forward when you stepped back. You felt your claws come out and kept your hands hidden if he tried anything.

“At least you smell good too” his grin went almost evil and you striked. Something in your mind clicked, you snarled at him his stomach slashed open. You kicked him to the ground before someone grabbed you.

“Easy” you froze at the sound of Logan. Your mind coming back, you frowned seeing the kid on the floor holding his stomach.

“Jesus! You need to lock her! Crazy cat!” The boy yelled as you began to shake.

“What-“ you muttered as Jean and the Professor came.

“I didn’t mean too” you said as others came to help.

You bolted out the back door ignoring calls. You changed into your cat self and ran outside the house borders and into the woodland area.

You ran quickly, jumping over logs and rocks before finding a suitable cave to collapse in. You panted paws aching, muscles spasming as you caught your breath. You don’t know how long you ran, you couldn’t see or hear any form of school from here. You curled up in the corner knowing you’d be warmer with fur. You let your tail rest over your eyes as you tried to cry somehow.

Morning came, sun shining brightly into your eyes, you must’ve changed in the night, shivering and naked in a cold cave.

You sighed sitting up as you rubbed your arms and hugged your knees. You had a layer of cold sweat covering your body, your heat peeking up again. You cursed at the cramps and aches in your body and leant against the cold rock.

The sun had warmed you up eventually, you had sore eyes from crying and sticky face. Sighing you didn’t bother moving, didn’t want to move, you wondered how long it would take for you to die out here.

You frowned though hearing footsteps, you listened in, it was only one person, familiar rhythm and heaviness.

Looking around you saw his figure, should’ve figured he’d follow, but you thought he wouldn’t. As he came closer he spotted you, in the corner of the cave shivering. He came closer, you saw clothes and blankets in his hand. He handed you the clothes without any words and you shuffled awkwardly to put them on. Leaning back against the rock you sighed as he laid a blanket over you and sat by you.

You stared outside, wondering what snapped inside you.

“I didn’t mean to hurt him” you mumbled.

“I know” he sighed running a hand down his face.

“I wasn’t in control” you added.

“I know” he huffed and you frowned.

“What do you mean you know?” You questioned.

“I mean-“ he sighed.

“The Professor said there’s something still inside you and your friends, some sort of injection that controls your mutant side when your emotions are high” you froze at his words and wondered why the Professor never told you this.

“The Professor thought it would go away, seems it didn’t, somewhere they’re finding a way to control your mind and we can’t find out why” you stared at the ground processing his words.

“With your current state and that dick head pushing, they took over from you” you didn’t know what to think, how the hell could they do that?

“Charles thinks it’s another mutant doing it, but we don’t know” you only nodded turning your head away from him as you tried to process it again. Someone was in your head, controlling you? Is that why you lashed out the very first time? Was the overdose so you didn’t know someone was in your head. You shuddered a bit holding the blanket closer.

“Is there like, a cage or something you can put me in?” You mumbled and he raised an eyebrow.

“Why do you need a cage?” He questioned.

“So I don’t lash out again and loose control” you said biting your cheek.

“You don’t need a cage” he sighed.

“Well something then? A secret room? something I can’t get out of” you felt your heart quicken and tried to calm down invade ‘they’ took over.

“You stay with me” he said finally.

“With you? What if I scratch you to shreds?!” You snapped glaring at him.

“You can’t” he scoffed a little smiling.

“It’s not funny Logan, this is serious, there’s someone in my head controlling me!” You looked away and stared at the ground again.

“I wasn’t laughing at the situation” he said firmly.

“Calm down” you frowned looking to him at the change of his voice, an alpha tone. You took deep breaths and looked away again sighing.

“Fuck!” You yelled hands fisted. Logan was giving you a firm look as he pulled you into his lap.

“I said clam down” he whispered and you felt shivers again. You leant against his chest listening to his heartbeat and sighed. Your heat must be ending thankfully, having him hold you was enough to dull the aches. You stayed like that for a while, you tucked under his chin with the blanket around your body, his hand gently rubbing up and down your back.

“Logan” you called softly and he hummed.

“What is this?” His hand stopped at your question and sighed quietly. You sat up, resting against his thighs as you looked to him.

“Everyone I’ve loved ends up hurt or dead” he sighed and you frowned.

“I’m a soldier born and made to kill and protect, not love” he mumbled and you felt your heart break. Your shoulders sagged a little.

“Just protective” you whispered getting off his lap.

“We should go back” you said standing up as you began to walk away.

“Y/n” he sighed following you silently.

Next Chapter ->

[ao3feed-rhack]

No Requiem

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mPQCevs

by DVwrites

Hyperion's leader is a terrifying, mass-murdering psychopath. Its CEO, and his demented partner in crime, are demons kicked out of Hell - specifically because even Hell didn't want to deal with them and their ongoing torment.

Rhys had only wished that he'd known just how deep the rabbit hole went before he inevitably went digging. And finding. And reporting.

Now, he may have gotten himself face to face with a deeper hole, with no way to climb out, and it wasn't as if he hadn't noticed how particular grave-shaped it was.

But maybe clawing his way out of the depths of hell wasn't going to be as easy as he'd initially prayed for it to be.

Words: 3951, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Timothy Lawrence, Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Nisha (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands), Vaughn (Borderlands), Yvette (Borderlands), Sasha (Borderlands), Fiona (Borderlands), Angel will make an appearance, ONE DAY - Character

Relationships: Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands), Handsome Jack/Timothy Lawrence, Handsome Jack/Nisha (Borderlands), Timothy Lawrence/Nisha, Handsome Jack/Timothy Lawrence/Nisha, Handsome Jack/Nisha/Rhys (Borderlands), jesus im going to end up using every tag for this within this foursome, Handsome Jack/Rhys/Nisha/Tim, basically - Relationship, with hints to other ships etc, the fluff you're looking for is in, tim/rhys

Additional Tags: Ok so some of y'all know me for my heavy topic fics and HEY THIS IS ONE OF THEM LOL, so when I say 'dub con', it's defo, dub con, I write Jack with that hidden soft side but ohhhhhhhhhhh boy, you're gonna have to really squint to see it, Modern AU, Rhys had prosthetics in this but they're yknow modern, hyperion is still a soulless corporation because obviously, and Jack is still a murdering, d-bag and I wanna explore that as much as his other dimensions, no beta we die like windows 98, anyway, here's your nsfw tags, in all senses, which is what i need to say before i use the tag im going to use aka, Incest, Murder, Choking, Mentions of blood and violence, psychological abuse, Emotional Abuse, probably also, Physical Abuse, cause duh lol im dumb, i've written too much about this to not post it, anyway i hope you like it i'll add more tags if i need to, jack and tim as twins, before I forget, bc modern au and bc i like the weird depth i can put to it

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mPQCevs

[set-phasers-to-whump]

safety

whumpee: kurt wallander

fandom: young wallander

this fic is for @bright-was-right who said: "Hello! If you're still taking fic requests via "I wish you'd write..." - Young Wallander + taken hostage by a suspect, pretty please? Either in the station or during an arrest? Tbh anything you write is gonna be gold anyway but that's all I could come up with😂" sorry this took so long and sorry it's not the best i've been like. super stressed lately and it's just a Lot so i apologize! i hope this is ok though!!!

The barrel of the gun is cold against his temple, and it digs into the skin so hard that Kurt will be shocked if it doesn’t leave a bruise. Though it may just as easily leave a bloody, gaping hole in his head as his body thuds lifelessly to the floor…

He can’t think like that. He can’t think like that. He’s in a police station, surrounded by cops who are going to negotiate with the man who is currently holding him hostage. He’s going to be fine. 

Except he’s going to be shot in the head. The gun shakes against his head, pressing harder and harder into him all the time. One of the officers standing around them says something, and Kurt hears the gun click and closes his eyes because he is about to die and god, he really doesn’t want to die. He’s too young to die. There’s so much he hasn’t done, years and years worth of experiences and he’s not going to get to have any of them because he’s about to be shot to death in the middle of the fucking police station because this suspect had apparently lost his goddamn mind and - 

Bang.

Kurt falls to the floor, dead. Except...he’s not dead? He thinks for a moment that he must be, but then slowly opens his eyes and sees the familiar floor of the police station and realizes that he is most definitely alive. 

He can still feel the gun pressing to his head, but someone pulls him to his feet and he sees his former captor lying motionless on the ground, a pool of blood spilling out from his body, so the gun can’t be touching him anymore. It’s sitting on the floor, actually, and Rask is bending down to pick it up. He’s safe. 

God, he’s safe. He’d almost died, right here in the middle of this room, surrounded by coworkers and friends who would have had to see him die and the indent on his head where the gun had been pressing feels like it’s burning, feels like it’s freezing, feels like it’s bleeding and dripping down his face and there had been a gun to his head and now there is not and he had thought for a moment that he’d been shot and killed and he had thought for sure that he was going to be killed and now it’s over almost as quickly as it had begun and he’s alive and - 

“Breathe, Kurt.”

Reza. Reza almost had to see him die. He reaches out a hand, fists it into the fabric of Reza’s jacket and holds on for all he’s worth. He makes shaky eye contact with his best friend, breathes out in a long, uneven shudder.

“Rez.”

“You okay?”

A sort of whooshing noise drowns out Reza’s question. Kurt feels like he’s drowning. Feels like the gun is still pressed against his head. Feels absolutely terrified, which is ridiculous, because the danger is gone, he’s fine, he’s fine, right? But there’s this noise in his ears and this panic in his head and he’s pretty sure he’s shaking and not quite breathing right and he has no idea what to do, so he just looks at Reza, blurry and unfocused through a field of tears (and when had he started crying?). 

Reza grabs onto Kurt’s shoulders, loosening Kurt’s grip on his jacket at the same time. He guides the two of them carefully to the ground, adjusting their bodies so that Kurt’s back is pressed against the side of a desk and Reza’s is in front of him, effectively shielding him from any potential danger.

He’s safe. Kurt knows this, knows it even more so now, with Reza crouched in front of him, but apparently his mind has decided to throw all logic out the window, because it’s still insisting that he’s in mortal danger, and he’s still shaking and panicking and the tears are still rolling down his face and he wants it to stop but he is still so, so scared and Reza’s right there and he’s safe but he’s not and Reza’s there.

Almost instinctively, Kurt launches himself forward, straight at Reza, who fortunately does not go toppling over as Kurt slams into his chest, burying his face in Reza’s shoulder. His hands once again grip Reza’s jacket, latching onto the back of it with a surprising amount of strength considering that they’re still shaking. 

A sob tears its way out of his throat, and Kurt presses his face harder still into Reza’s shoulder. Reza brings up his own arms and wraps them gently around Kurt, rubbing one hand on his back and keeping the other pressed against the back of his head. He’s saying things, things like “it’s okay,” and “I’ve got you,” and other, similar words that Kurt can’t quite hear. His voice sounds like it does when Shaba is scared, and at another time Kurt might have found that a bit embarrassing, but at the moment he only finds it comforting and calming. 

They sit there like that for several minutes, as Kurt slowly begins to come back to himself. He feels the panic start to ebb from his body, listens as the whooshing in his ears fades away, replaced with the now much clearer sound of Reza’s voice. His hands are still shaking, though his body is not, and he can feel his heart still beating too fast, but he no longer feels the gun pressing to his head. The mark there hurts, yes, but it hurts like a bruise hurts, not like a gunshot wound hurts, not like raw panic hurts. 

He takes a deep breath that doesn’t tremble and blinks his eyes open. They feel raw and achy, but they’re also dry. He’s stopped crying. He sniffs, pulls a hand away from Reza’s jacket and rubs it under his nose. Finally, he pulls himself away from Reza, not completely, but enough to look at him. 

“Thank you,” he whispers, voice slightly hoarse. 

“You good now?” Reza asks, tapping a light hand against Kurt’s cheek.

Kurt nods. “‘M alright,” he says. He risks a quick glance around, then, his cheeks already heating up as he imagines all of his coworkers standing around him, watching…

Nobody’s there. It’s just him and Reza.

“You really think everyone would just stand around and watch you freak out?” Reza asks, evidently following Kurt’s train of thought. 

Kurt shrugs. 

“Rask made ‘em all clear out. She wants to talk to you, by the way.”

Kurt opens his mouth to protest.

“Not right away,” Reza continues, apparently still on Kurt’s thought-train. “But soon. It’s procedure, and all that.”

“Okay,” Kurt agrees, cutting himself off briefly with a yawn. “Can I go home first, though? I’m really tired.”

“Rask already gave you the rest of the day off,” Reza responds, giving Kurt a hand up and not saying a word when Kurt keeps leaning on him once they’re both on their feet. “She also said that I could go home early, so long as I keep an eye on you. So you’re coming over to my place.”

There’s little point in protesting that, Kurt figures. What kind of friend would he be if he didn’t let Reza take the rest of the day off of work? And if that means he gets to spend some quality time with his best friend and his family, safe and protected, well, who is he to turn that down? 

thanks for reading this!! like i said im sorry if it sucks lmk if its like. absolutely awful and i can rewrite it lmao. but i hope maybe you liked it? anyway love u all!!

[sadbabyorangeslice]

Kuroo x Reader Oneshot

Word count: 1k Includes: fluff, a little angst?, romance :3 (ofc),  Note: This is an old fanfic I wrote but unlike a lot of my other writings, I actually enjoy this one. Sure, it needs a lot of work but I like it. 

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He looked at me dead in the eyes with his serious face which made him look constipated. I couldn't help but laugh a little at his expression. Then he pushed me against his bed, digging his face into the crook of my neck. I yipped in shock, yet my hands still found their place in his damp hair. I felt him smile against my skin as I sighed in peace.

-earlier that day-

I shut my locker and turned to my best friend who was leaning on the one right next to mine. They were rambling on about something that happened earlier that day. I didn't bother to listen though, they always had something to say.

"And look who's coming." Just then I heard a familiar male voice yelling at me from all the way down the hall.

"Look, I'll talk to you later yeah?" My friend said before I nodded and they walked away.

" y/n CHANNNNN!!!" Kuroo yelled before grabbing me into a hug.

"Hey! Let go of me before I suffocate and die." I laughed.

"Awhh ok..." He let go of me and as I was readjusting my uniform he squatted down to my eye level.

"Listen I don't have volleyball practice today, and my family isn't going to hone 'till late so I was wondering..." He looked away and blushed a little.

"Mm? Ahh you want me to come over? Gosh how scandalous~" I teased. "But really, why so sudden?"

"I wanted to talk to you about something in private." He mumbled.

"If you wanted to talk in private why didn't yo-" He cut me off before I had a chance to finish my sentence.

"Because I want to ok!!" He pouted. I laughed at his embarrassment and patted his head

"Alright alright fine~~ but you owe me some takoyaki."

~~~

I took off my shoes, and set my bag down by the entrance where I always put it. Taking my hand he brought me upstairs to his room.

It smelt of his cologne and sweat. I liked it though, it was like a guilty pleasure of mine. I jumped onto his bed as he set his bag down soon after, finding his place beside me.

This whole time he seemed a little bit off. Kuroo was always loud and ecstatic. An open book to everyone at school. So when something was wrong, you knew.

"Hey churro, what's wrong?" I asked in a concerned tone. That was my nickname for him and he always enjoyed it when I called him that.

"y/n, I need to tell you something important. But, promise not to laugh?"

"Hmm. Fine fine, why so upset?" He turned turned to me with an expression of worry hanging from his face.

"y/n... I, uhm. I-" He continued to stutter a bit more before I finished the sentence for him.

"You like me don't you..." I chuckled. For the longest time, I felt that something was different with Kuroo when he talked to me. He was still his happy little self with others but whenever I came around he always turned his attention towards me.

And I liked that.

I didn't mean to be selfish with him. I knew he liked me, everybody knew he liked me. Kuroo was clearly ready for a relationship, but was I? Thinking about that question made my heart ache. I cared about Kuroo, so much so that one time I came to his house to deliver cookies and tell him about what he missed while he was sick. For the longest time I knew I had feelings for him too! But the crippling fear of him leaving me left emptiness in my stomach.

"Hey y/n! I was supposed to be the one to tell you!" He huffed.

"Oh!! Im sorry!" I replied apologetically.

"Was it really that obvious?" he asked as he looked up at his ceiling.

"To be honest, the entire boys volleyball team told me about it. Kenma said that I should stop by practices more because you preform better when I'm around." I finished the sentence with a giggle.

"In more ways then one..." he mumbled.

"KUROO!" I yelled teasingly as I threw a pillow at his arm. He chuckled but then got up, grabbed some pants and headed towards the bathroom.

"I'm gonna take a shower kay? Don't do anything stupid." He warned me.

"Yeah yeah," I waved for him to hurry and leave. Only a few moments later he got out wearing the sweatpants he took earlier. A towel laid atop his shoulders, his chest bare and muscular. I could see them clearly from the bed (which I had made myself comfortable on).

Heading in my direction, he and sat in front of me grabbing my hand which I was using to cover up my now burning cheeks. He stared at me and I laughed. He then pushed me against the bed and dug his head into my neck, smiling in retaliation.

My hands kept playing with his hair while listening to his breaths against my skin.

"y/n..." he called. Like a needy little cat. So cute~

"Kuroo..." I couldn't think of anything to say. Kuroo and I were close, but this time it felt different. These butterflies we're raging inside me.

Then he shifted his position on top of me. "My friends enjoy your company, my family loves whenever you're around, hell even the teachers push us together for projects because even they know you're good for me. I love you y/n, so why won't you love me back?" he said, hovering his face over mine.

I held his cheeks in my hands finally spilling the truth.

"I do love you. I love it when you ask me to come to your games even though you know I'll already be there. I love it when you hold up my hair every time we go to get ramen because you don't want me making a mess. I love it when you notice my shoe is untied and go out of you ay to tie it up for me even though crouching hurts your back! I love every little thing about you." I paused to wipe away the tear that formed in the corner of my eye.

"I'm just scared of you leaving me. What happens when you find someone better? What happens if we get into a big fight? What happens when-" he covered my mouth to make me stop talking.

"I will never find anyone better than you. I promise. Nobody could ever replace the time we spent together, or fill the hole I have when you're gone."

His words sent arrows through my heart. Like suddenly everything began unfolding in front of my eyes. He felt the same way I did all this time. With and without.

We shared our pain and our joy.

"Well, I guess it's decided." I got out of his clutches and grabbed his wrist bringing him to his balcony.

We stood there, watching as clouds complimented the colours of the sunset that day.

"What's decided? What are you talking about?" He asked in confusion and unease.

I smiled at him, and turned to face the skyline. I brought my hands to my face and yelled at the top of my lungs. "I love Kuroo!!"

"y/n what are you doing?" he laughed.

Smiling, I turned back to him.

"I love you my little churro."

[cabin-13]

u said self indulgent nico hcs?? 👀👀

ajkdsjkkj when I say self-indulgent, it’s Self-Indulgent and i pretty much ignore richard’s canon / haven't reread the books from either series in a long time nor have i read toa but if ur really interested... (long post ahead, sorry!)

nb nico is top tier 

goes by he/they pronouns 

touristcore aesthetic that’s slowly encroaching into e-person territory

he’s The Blueprint

likes thorn from the hex girls (even the reboot ver.) but digs dusk’s look more

how is this related u may ask?

yeah, i answer

idc abt canon so he and drew are bitchy friends and drew rags on his appearance constantly while brushing his hair but throws in self-care tips btwn loving insults

nico: you know im not a boy right

drew: doesnt change the fact you look like a wet rat, sweetie <3

i will forever stand by reynico being (platonic) soulmates and im gonna b extra self-indulgent and say they were friends in previous lives too and that’s why they vibed w each other so well <3 

speaking of previous lives, well.... heh..

(no but really, this hc is kinda embarassing but , if u want elaboration uhhhhhhhhhh)

i know nico only has like. a 5th grade education but i like to think he would be a good student ... if anything i think hades would at least homeschool him with the ghosts of (famous) teachers ??? he seems to be naturally curious and he’s kind of a smart ass (not in a mean way) in canon idk

polyglot nico! polyglot nico! polyglot nico!!!! he becomes the go-to translator at camp ( like he isn't already sjkjskjdk) 

yes he would know asl. why? bc i said so and rick needs to include include some hoh/deaf characters within the greek/roman pantheon <3 (if there is, not counting hearthstone from mcga)

leo finds out abt nico knowing spanish bc he once snorted at a joke he said and now leo won’t stop telling him shit like “¿cuál es la fruta que más se ríe? .... la naranja, ja, ja, ja --”

ironically has the best hair at chb (rick once said the di angelos had silky hair in the titan’s curse i think + reyna said something abt his hair too in boo ?? i'll have to check...) once he cleans up and the aphrodite kids are seething

nico’s hair starting to gray at a young age is also an interesting concept ! i think tumblr user fuocogo drew something ft that and it stuck with me

really self indulgent but he’s roman at heart (maybe even Literally. i read somewhere that an italian fan said the di angelos fit the desc. of modern day romans better than venicians ?? if i find it, i’ll link it >>>)

 i like to think his family are legacies of victoria seeing as he’s always one of the key pieces / an important informant for winning both wars ... plus his grandpa was a diplomat and uhhh idk where I was going w this ngl

speaking of family, I need to know if the di angelo bloodline no longer exists assuming maria was an only child and there was no mention of any other di angelos aside from her parents ..? i like the idea of nico finding out that he has more family tho !!

also I would love it if rick cleared up where and when he met maria pls and thank u <3

I MISS BABY NICO’S PERSONALITY SM ... which is why i propose that whenever one of his friend’s see his eyes sparkling and arms waving while he babbles abt whatever topic, they think it’s really cute !!!! like !! keep talking !! 

 he gets embarrassed when he sees his friends smiling at him but it kinda makes him a bit teary eyed bc it’s been so long since he was able to talk abt his interests without being shut down / forcing himself to keep quiet because he felt like he was being too childish/annoying

what im saying is that he should be able to act like a kid bc he is one !!!! he's 14 !!!!!

he either has the cutest laugh or the weirdest laugh and it strictly depends on who ur asking

i feel like he sneezes like a kitten...............he sneezes and everyone whips their head around to look at him and he’s never wanted to dig a hole and put himself in it more than now

i like the imagery of tinkling bells being associated with him so im gonna sayyy he would have a necklace with a little bell (something like this kinda ??) and yes, leo would’ve made it for him as a joke kinda but not really

valdangelo (either as a friendship or nah) is underrated

like ur telling me this kid has a metal dragon and builds the coolest things ever and nico doesn't even think it’s a little bit cool ?? nah. rr did them dirty.

the kids at camp love him and i won't take no for an answer

he brings out ye ol’ mythomagic figurines to explain/show them the monsters and gods of the greek pantheon

it’s a win-win situation bc he gets to babble abt his hyperfixation and the kids get to learn abt what they're gonna get into in a way that’s better than the camp orientation film (since nico’s literally the only one who’s seen it ((but i think the stolls wanted to check it out too ??)) )

they give him a “camp’s best counselor <3333” mug and he cries abt it to reyna and hazel

yes he’s wearing an unusual amount of friendship bracelets no he's not gonna take them off shut up

unfortunately im team short!nico bc i want 2 see him get engulfed by the hugs his sisters (yes this includes reyna) and friends give him !!! 

he wears demonia platform sneakers / doc martens (and converse but that’s p much a given) thank you <3

piper/nico friendship ... I Need It

they borrow each other’s clothes constantly

leo and them clown on jason  and jason is Suffering but he loves them all so it’s ok 

piper could probably carry nico 

nico stress bakes 

yeah

he and clovis become good friends and hang out in the dream world and u know what, im gonna say they’re cuddle buddies too. clovis seems like he would give nice hugs !

im a sucker for nico having friends from different pantheons too !!! also becoming sort-of friends with gods/immortals of different pantheons !!

the underworld demigod discord gc is cursed; one moment they're all talking abt how they're pretty much fated to stay in the underworld while they're both living and after they die but the next moment someone says they want a hug and a chorus of “yeah...”’s follows.

nico was a momma’s boy most definitely 

speaking of which, i like to think that while him and bianca looked like their dad and mom respectively, it would’ve switched when they got older ?? idk

autistic nico ..... rick make it canon and not btwn the lines......

idk how to explain this one bc it’s just Plain Weird but . i feel like . nico would like?? hang out under his bed ??? maybe i’ll draw a pic or something and edit this later sjjdjkddk

this is just me projecting but he hates looking at mirrors / seeing himself in photos bc the person he sees doesn't match the person he sees in his head ?? if that makes sense ??? like he doesn't look like the nico he used to be bc of how much his appearance changed ? idk

uhhh he sometimes hallucinates, esp when he was in tartarus and in the month after coming out of the jar

maybe i’ll elaborate on this later ..

i need more annabeth and nico friendship pls...... both of them like/liked percy and now he can't stop getting clowned 

HOWEVER.... if I see one more “not his/my type” joke im going to delete my tumblr

speaking of which, i have a conspiracy theory abt Things, but i don't wanna get my ass sniped into next tuesday

introvert leo forcing himself to be the group comedian even though he’d much rather be with machines and extrovert nico who pushes ppl away so he doesn't get hurt but desiring the company of another type vibes. im not gonna elaborate.

his latest hyperfixation is pokemon and his favorite pokemon are gengar and skitty, but jirachi and mimikyuu are close seconds

has a crush on N Harmonia  and a bunch of the male gym leaders no im not gonna elaborate

this isn't a hc but. rick u really gotta stop writing abt ppl automatically distrusting nico because of his appearance / godly parent (although some were kinda warranted based of their personal history even though nico still pulled through in the end)  im getting tired of reading abt ppl wanting to like. hurt him or Actually hurting him for stuff he didn't have control of sjkjsjkdsjkdk (like wtf happened with frank when hazel got poisoned?? I thought frank actually liked nico ahjkjsjkf) 

uhhhhh that’s p much it ??????  sorry for the long ass post .. maybe i’ll write abt him more if ppl really want me to...

[hazbincalifornia]

Amount of writing I’m getting done for OT and my IZ fic: Some.

Amount of writing I’m getting done for self-indulgent bullshit: Somewhat more.

Anyway, wrote out Bella meeting Sir Pentious because I was bit by the muse bug. This is written for the four people who know who they both are, f.

Wordcount: 2075

The second she saw the airship soaring through the red-tinted sky, shooting anything that looked at it funny, Bella knew she had to get inside of it. Let Kit flirt with their host (or, if she was honest, fail to flirt with, man, she didn’t even like flirting and even she knew that he turned into a pile of goopy mush when he was around a guy he thought was cute) and let Vee attempt to kidnap yet another animal to try and smuggle home, she wanted to find out who the heck made a steam-powered airship in the twenty-first century.

Or maybe Hell was actually stuck in the year 1900, who knew? Time probably passed funny in the afterlife, but the fact that nobody had shot them out of the sky yet said that there was something else afoot- the pilot had to have some way of warding off attacks considering rivals probably had, like, grenade launchers, and she wanted to find out how. Style merged with substance, ruling the air with confidence- and she wanted in. 

“Hey! Hey you!” She flagged down somebody with four arms and purple fur who looked short enough to be less likely to punt her into orbit- Mom had warned that most people down here were mean as, well, Hell- and pointed up at the ship. “What’s the deal with those?”

“You a newly dead?” The demon raised one of their four eyes, and Bella nodded.

“Yeah, yeah, newly dead. Anyway. Story?”

“They’re made by Sir Pentious, one of the Overlords. He’s some kinda inventor, I’unno. Never blew up anything that mattered to me, so I never cared that much.”

“Sir Pentious…” She rolled the name around in her mouth, plucking the ‘T’ in the middle thoughtfully along with the rubber bands wrapped around her braces. “Got it. Thanks!”

“Er- you’re welcome.” They darted off, but that was fine. Now it was just a matter of actually getting onboard.

____________

She couldn’t find a rocket pack anywhere- lousy Hell lagging behind Earth technologically- but ended up stumbling across the next best thing in a warehouse that had an extra ship that had clearly been in some sort of accident. This one was only partially-reassembled, and there was a lot of burn damage sustained to the aluminum and copper outside, but that just meant that she could see the skeleton without having to slice through a lot of layers, so it was almost better- and a lot easier to crawl in one of the big holes in the front window via a pile of parts in front of it.

The interior was decorated like a mansion, with vivid yellows, reds, and blacks- she could respect the commitment to the aesthetic, especially with torn-open snakesheds and red eyeballs plastered everywhere. It looked like something out of Mom’s old comic book collection, toxic and yet intoxicating, every detail chosen for maximum dramatic potential. It must look even better with all the lights on and more than her phone’s flashlight illuminating bits at a time.

It was the best playground that she could imagine- nothing but her and a massive ship the size of an apartment building. Oddly enough, there wasn’t much dust- maybe it had crashed recently and was being held here for repairs? It was certainly of a similar design to the one that she’d seen from the ground, so she couldn’t imagine that it wasn’t just an iteration or two away.

Her fingers ran over the sleek machinery like it was sacred- some of it looked like it belonged in a museum, but the rest was cutting edge, and the seamless way they blended was like something out of a dream. A genius indeed- if she’d been born a hundred years ago and was suddenly thrust into the modern day, she could only hope that her tech would look this good. There was room for improvement of course, there always was, but it was loads better than most of what she saw digging through the junkyard, and a lot closer to the stuff she made with Grandpa Zim using his irken tech. Impressive for someone who’d clearly been dead for some time, considering he’d made enough of a name for himself that some rando off the street knew it.

“Genius inventor, huh…?” Bella pulled out her screwdriver, starting to work on freeing the control panel. It had a touchscreen and levers, what was that about? She had to know what it looked like underneath- did Hell even use cables and wires or was she going to need to drag Kit in to do his magic business here?

It took some doing- whatever had taken this particular ship down had welded the panel into place and it took a crowbar to pry off, ha, take that Venus for saying she ‘didn’t need to bring it’- but eventually she got into the guts of the thing. Sure enough, it was wiring, spiraled all into itself in a knot- it must have gotten all messed up at some point, maybe that was what caused the crash on top of whatever burnt the outside? 

She was about to start taking it apart when she heard a pitter-patter behind her.

“I’ve got a gun and I know how to use it, ya know,” she said, rummaging around in her pocket before pulling it out. “Mom insisted I bring the one that can vaporize people since apparently half of you can’t even die the normal way anyway? Bunch of freaks.” Her finger twitched towards the trigger as the pitter-patter became a shadow as the thing scrambled up towards the same hole she’d come in. “I’m warning you, I’m a great shot. Won’t take two to blow your brains out.”

“Whoever you are, bossman says you gotta go!” 

It was an egg. Not like some kind of insult, it was literally an egg, and probably a third of her size. It was also wearing a little hand-tailored suit and top hat. She stared down at it, and it stared up at her. 

“Who’s bossman?” Bella asked after a few very long seconds of silence.

“You know… bossman!” It blinked. “He doesn’t like people pokin’ around his cool, cool stuff and you tripped the motion sensor. Hey, is that a ray gun?”

Bella’s finger eased off the trigger. “Yeah, it is. It can probably scramble you.”

“Oooh! Fun! Not as good as boss’s, I’m sure, but-”

“Hey, what say you take me to this boss?” Bella crouched down, knowing this was incredibly stupid but also already entirely committed to it. “Then he can decide what to do with me in person.”

“Hmm… alright, but no funny business!” The egg looked her up and down before turning heel, starting to clamor down the pile of parts. She had to hold back a snort when she saw that it had ‘#69’ written on its back.

Some things never changed no matter where you went.

____________

The egg blabbered on all the way back to the ship, mostly about jazz music oddly enough, but soon enough they were nearing a different ship that had settled behind a building. It was either the one she’d seen before or a duplicate, and she felt a shiver run up her spine as she got close- it looked a lot cooler in one piece and lit up bright yellow. Her phone buzzed, and she discreetly pulled it out as the egg launched into a diatribe on the importance of the saxophone. It was a text from her sister. 

dolittle 🐭: bells where ARE you

dolittle 🐭: kits distracting clove so I could grab one of those bugdog things but moms gonna be asking how were doing soon, what should I say

Bella thought for a moment before sending back a reply. ‘im checking out that airship we saw earlier. have weapons. ill be fine. meet you back at the cafe later’

dolittle 🐭: be careful ok? know you can handle it but still

Bella smiled a little at that, sending a thumbs up before tucking her phone back into her pocket as they ascended the bridge.

“And then, then he saysss to me, he sayssss- Ah, there you are! Good, good.” She heard him before she saw him, voice booming as he welcomed his hench-egg back. “And what was poking around the warehouse?”

“This, boss!” The egg tugged at her jeans by the knee around the corner before pushing her forward with surprising force. “They said they wanted to see you!”

“Well well well!” 

Bella’s antennae twitched as her eyes widened. The man in front of her was a jet black snake, with fangs, a top hat, a bowtie, and eyes on his face as well as nestled on the open space on his chest and hood. Best she could pin from Venus’s nature lectures he was a cobra of some sort, and there was a smug fang-y grin on his face as he slithered up to her, taking advantage of the height that his tail gave him- he’d probably be seven feet easy to Bella’s mere five foot one. 

It took her only a moment to shake off her awe. “So you’re the famous Sir Pentious!”

His grin widened. “Ah! You’ve heard of me, little tresssspassser?” 

“Obviously, considering I knew your name, right?”

“Er- yes!” He faltered for just a moment, and she went in for the kill.

“Your work’s fantastic, but you really need a way to keep the gutty stuff in order in case of a hit- that’s probably part of why that other ship went down, y’know? But your sense of design and how you mold your century-old designs with the new stuff- it’s fantastic, I just want to cut it all open and see how it works.”

“What did you do?” His hood flared, and she twirled the gun in her hands.

“I only touched the control panel, and your little egg boy got at me before I messed with anything, but I’d give anything for a couple of days working on the interior of this place- I bet I could make it run faster and with less fuel.”

The eye on his hat rolled itself as he narrowed the eyes on his face. “Who are you to come in and think you know better than I about my own shipssss? I should end you right here for your insolence and your trespassing!”

Bella folded her arms, glancing around. “Hmm… far left column, the one with a yellow eye instead of a red one.”

“What about it?” He folded his arms as well, waggling his head. “Are you-”

“It’s welded weird. Something went wrong with the metal when it was being forged, so you put it in the back so you wouldn’t have to look at it. You didn’t want to waste a perfectly good column because somebody screwed up one little part. And that’s just what I see looking around in, like, five seconds- gah!” The end of his tail had wrapped around behind her while she’d been talking, and struck before she finished her sentence, lifting her up to his eye-level with her arms pinned to her sides.

“Little wrench! How dare you?” 

“I’m…” Her legs kicked a little, ribs feeling uncomfortably bendy at the moment as his scales pressed against her chest and back. “I’m right, aren’t I?”

His tongue darted out as he hissed, just barely brushing her nose before sliding back into his mouth.

“What do you really want, missy? I don’t like competition, you know.”

“You to let me breathe, for one,” she wheezed, fingers turning to try tickling what she could reach, and his cheek twitched funny before she dropped bodily to the floor, only managing to roll in time thanks to muscle memory from combat training. Thanks, Grandpas. “I really do just wanna see how all your stuff works. The ways I could improve my own inventions if I just could figure out how to blend different functionalities the way that you do...”

“I am quite impresssssive, aren’t I?” He puffed up his chest a bit. “And you have no intention to-”

Bella drew an X over her chest. “Cross my heart. You’re the bossman.”

He looked her up and down. “Hmm. Get back to me when you have a proper uniform and not those ragssss, and I suppose I could show you around a bit, if- if!- you show me something of yourssss.  ”

Bella’s grin slipped into a smirk as she gave a bow. “Bella Donna at your service, then, Sir Penny.”

[kidrat]

thoughts on... hamsters. and gerbils. i know you like rats but give me all your rodent opinions

(ok it didnt occur to me to have normal opinions on this til i wrote like three paragraphs on the evils of pet shops so let’s take it back and uuuh. i’ll insert some thoughts on the animals as animals briefly. ahem)

hamsters are fat and a bit stupid and like in general i prefer mice. and i will say that I remember reading that mice are hardier and generally less agressive?? but i do respect hamster people. your hamsters are nice and plump and a good chill alternative to mice whomst can be high energy and need more climbing space. one day mayhaps i will own one. i liked jenna marbles’ hamster.

Gerbils I have even less knowledge of and the Vibes gerbil ppl give me is confusing because they are less common than hamsters I think, but I don’t get the ‘ah, a Rodent Person’ energy I get if I meet anyone who has kept rats, mice or ferrets. Basically idk if gerbil people are part of the exotic pet community. If i meet someone with a snake or whatever i know they are kin. gerbil people please tell me what you’re like. Anyway gerbils have cute tails and they’re a weird shape but I appreciate that they like to dig.

(and here we have the spicy onions)

there is no! such! thing! as an ‘easy’ or ‘starter’ pet!!!! lots of animals get this rep and then get so mistreated bc they’re owned by kids who don’t know any better who were given them by parents who don’t realise that literally every animal has particular needs and in the worst case by parents who want to teach their kids a lesson about responsibility :) using living creatures :)

like the shit i see marked as a good cage for ANY small animal makes me. yikes. (generally u gotta go an animal up, so like my mice got a ‘gerbil’ cage, my rats had a ‘ferret’ cage etc. bc that’s how bad the sizes are compared to the actual minimum space requirements)

and don’t even get me fucking started on the tubes. hamsters im so sorry about the tube cages :( They smell and are hard to clean and don’t have enough ventilation as they’re just straight plastic instead of bars bc. its a tube (rats especially but all small pets like that are Very susceptible to respiratory issues. and no one would like being in an enclosed space with the fumes of their own urine.) they’re also tricky to get the animal out of which means pets kept in that kind of space are unlikely to get handled as often as they need to be and will probably be skittish won’t get enough exercise.

And this stuff along with those exercise balls (bad ventilation, holes for air are a foot trap), wheels that are too small and will bend the animal’s spine, and other things are sold in error for all small animals, including gerbils, but I think hamsters get the brunt of it.

and i feel really bad about assuming that most hamsters especially are accidentally neglected, bc I’m sure mostly their young kid owners love them? but like shit i didn’t give the mice i had as a little kid as much space and toys as they needed bc i wasnt old enough to understand that the pet industry is corrupt and cares less about animal welfare and more about profit. One of my mice was literally sexed wrong which. if you’ve seen a male rodent you know how hard that is to do?? but I hadn’t so as far as I knew I had a male mouse who didn’t need companionship. 

And in retrospect that’s funny and my first mouse Philly was a trans guy icon with the tuxedo fur to match and he did live a very long life and was happy and bonded with me well. BUT I didn’t have all the info provided to give him what he needed. And hamsters I think just have an even worse time because of the rep they’ve developed as The starter pet to teach ur barely self aware infant about the consequences of uuuuuuuuuuuuh owning a thing that can die :)

and im gonna calm down now but uh. sorry abt that thanks for asking sxhbsadj

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is �� really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[captaindaddykru]

The 100 Ask Game

i was tagged by @foreverandalwayscrysis even though i accidentally end up ignoring her for weeks bc i’ve migrated towards twitter. major dumb b*tch energy.

1. What Station on the Ark would you be from? probably argo station bc im from the south and im surrounded by farmers. theyre everywhere. get me out.

2. What would you get arrested for on the Ark? yelling at someone in command for being a basic bitch? fighting for equality? stealing meds for the poor?

3. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground? if bellamy asked me to? y-yeah.

4. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..) i’d love a turtle

5. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be? ok if we dont count miles ezekiel shaw bc he was in more than two eps, definitely wells.

6. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they? bellamy, clarke, raven, shaw & harper. 

7. What Grounder Clan would you belong to? there is only one kru<3<3 anyway, floukru if it was my own decision.

8. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? sumn like maksim? or just maks? idk the whole language is confusing to me

9. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious. did everyone try the chicken? i thought the chicken was lovely. nah, all jokes aside -- what he did to raven was absolutely disgusting, but i kind of liked his storyline. how he went from being holier-than-thou to absolutely losing his damn mind over clarke to point he shoots up an entire village of innocent people? it was interesting. but he died when he shouldve.

10. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does? im not gonna take shit. grass is always greener on the other side.

11. What character do you relate to most? definitely clarke. thats why i’m so hard on her.

12. What character do you like the least? echo. groan every time i see her face.

13. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical) oh i love this one! uhm. probably like jeans, but ripped. black ankle boots. a shirt -- something with cleavage definitely, i think a regular tanktop. a dark jacket. idk. i would always have a gun/knife holster on my thigh i think. (ok i wanna look like lara croft). and i would enjoy if i could wear any shade of lipstick. i would want that to be my trademark. i find berries or sumn in the first ep.

14. Favorite type of mutant animal? that monster spying on lincoln and octavia in the woods. wonder what happened to that one.

15. What would your job be on the Ark? something medical for sure.

16. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked? yeah no biggie im (almost) a nurse. ive resucitated ppl before.

17. If Lexa wasn’t Heda, but she was still alive, then who would have made the best commander? dont kill me, but definitely luna. i know she didnt want it, but she wouldve been the best fit.

18. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty? probably cry all night or get super giggly. either or.

19. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake approach? i dont believe in the dead penalty in modern times, but like she was old enough to know killing people aint right. especially not for revenge on an innocent person. so i say the murphy method.

20. Who should have been the Chancellor, if anyone? they shouldnt have one person in charge, but if they have to, i’d say clarke. fuck them old ppl tbh.

21. Would you have been on Pike’s side like Bellamy or on Kane’s side? Or Clarke in Polis? i think bellamy went through some personal stuff that made him side with pike. if i were in the situation myself i think i would be digusted by pike’s xenophobia, but if they said there was an army outside waiting to kill us. maybe i would buy it? idk. depends on if i have all the info i guess.

22. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s iPod) What is the one thing you would snatch while there? MUSIC PLAYER

23. What would your Grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint? war paint on my lips!!! and i’d wing the shit out of my eyes too. as for a hairstyle probably like a lob, sides braided back. i dont like my hair up so mostly just keep it down. tattoos? idk if we’re all dying anyway, i’d say fuck it and do a whole sleeve of flowers.

24. Favorite quote? can i be a soft bellarke bitch for a sec and present clarke’s entire speech in 4x13 or ‘if i’m on that list, you’re on that list’. that or “who we are, and who we need to be to survive are very different things”

25. If all of the characters were in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning? clarke or murphy. team cockroach bitch. is this the time i plug my own thg fics? 

26. Least favorite ship? Favorite canon ship? Favorite non-canon ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC OR BE

if i cant say bellarke its gonna be a short list. canon? zaven and memori. non-canon: sea mechanic, wellven, murphamy. 

27. A song that should be included in the next season? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo? BIG DREAM would be taylor swift but i dont think her current era fits with the show (plus its the cw....like they gonna give up half of their yearly budget for a three sec cameo?). i think aly & aj’s new music slaps and they’d fit in the whole new earth aesthetic. 

28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murphy for all that time? write blarke fanfic with him probably. 

29. You’re an extra that gets killed off. How do you die? i’d wanna die protecting bellamy lmao. just a full on beheading or something.

30. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of? literally no one. they’re a season too late. ok. maybe shaw. but thats over now i guess :/

31. A character you’d bang? bellamy, clarke, raven, shaw, emori, harper, monty, wells, diyoza. its a cw show. come on.

32. Would you stay in the Bunker? Go up to Space? Or live on your own in Eden?  if i was on the show i’d go up in space to prevent becho. if you have me the choice now, i’d stay in eden.

33. In the Bunker, would you follow Octavia? What would you do to pass the time underground?  i’d definitely not eat human meat. death it is i think.

34. What crime would you commit in the Bunker that lands you in the fighting pits? tryna murder blodreina for making me eat humans.

35. Up in Space, who would you bond with first? Who would be the most difficult for you to get along with? i’d bond with monty over biology i think. i would have a hard time getting a long with murphy or echo. i love the first as a character but irl i’d kick his ass. 

36. How long do you think you would last on Earth by yourself? if i have eden? as long as i have until the next apocalypse.

37. When the Eligius ship lands what do you do? try and blow them up while they sleep or sumn? or idk. if i was alone, maybe just better to make friends.

38. Favorite Eligius character? Least favorite? diyoza+, mccreary-.

39. Would you Spacewalk? i would probably? i’d be terrified but what a way to go?

40. Would you prefer to eat Windshield Bugs, Space Algae, or Bunker Meat? ive accidentally gotten bugs in my mouth before and like i said im not eating humans, so -- space algae.

41. Would you start a war for the last spot of green on earth? What would your solution be to avoid it? war didn’t help anyone. in the end, no one got to live on earth. i’d try and compromise i guess. or once they trust me, try and kill the eligius ppl in their sleep anyway.

42. Would you rather dig out flesh-eating worms or stick thumb drives into bullet holes? stick the thumb drives into bullet holes. i have fear of ‘alive’ things being in or on the human body. 

43. Are you willing to poison your sister for the Traitor Who You Love? What would you do to stop Octavia? for clarke? yeah. if she was as loco as octavia, definitely. or i’d kidnap her and say she killed me.

44. Would you go to sleep in cryo or stay awake like Marper? sleep, definitely.

45. Who are you waking up first to explore the new planet? bellamy, clarke, raven, emori, shaw, murphy, jordan and since somebody usually dies on these explorations, i’d allow echo to come.

[bootycrackconsumer69]

but its okay i will just kill her ill kill her then she will be out of my life and everything will be stress free and okay and she wont annoy me anymore i will just kill her kill her n kill her ill take an axe maybe and swing it across her head leaving a huge slit opening which at first causes blood squirting and splattering all over the place, mainly my face since lets be honest, im not that physicially strong so my hit wont be precise or clean. then after the hit she will be taken aback bc she thinks i love her stupid bitch ass and that im not actually the way i am and she thinks she fucking knows me. she will gasp in shock n fear though letting little to no sound out and slowly fall back as she rushes to her fat mirror to see what i had done to her. shes not a person w much reactions to physiognomy, more over speech. which i will next take a kitchen knife and run her over to the ground w my body as i would run to her, get on top of her making myself seat on top her and repeatedly jabbing the knife across her chest and collarbone area. n i will keep doing so till i back up a bit so im on her thighs then go absolute bat shit crazy on any part thats above her pelvic girdle but below the adams apple. since shes chubby, more blood would come out of her stomach so that would be my main hit. i wouldnt damage her major parts like neck and such and avoid her heart area for a while bc i want her to feel the pain. i want to see the fear and shock quivering on her very face that she looked at me with since the day i came into this world. she would very much be shaking and crying, obvious reactions for her. and most likely screaming and begging for forgiveness and / or asking me to stop. all my jabs would at first be quick, just in and out. but id have to make sure theres not too much of them as i have a shit ton of pent up ager so id probably get ahead of myself and do too much which would result in her death. and remember, my main focus here is to make that bitch suffer.

ok. high change that she could die from the axe, as numerous people die and im not really in a time nor position to take chances of that. so ill just have to do something else. blunt force trauma? perhaps, take the back of the axe and hit her real hard on the head? axe is important btw as after im done w her, id chop of her body parts, then put it down those, i forgot the word for it but yk how in corperate offices they have those machines where if you put a paper down it then it will get shred into a bunch of thin strips? yes that, but for meat now. but instead of animal meat, which is its main purpose, im gonna shove my sisters chopped up body parts and shove it down that. and i know im not exactly going step by step for my murder plan for her but im getting a little too excited and ahead of myself so im just gonna skip to what im gonna do after the meat shredder thing. or omg i could shove her down a wood chipper, like the body parts. but no, that would leave evidence behind and not every normal sane non suspicious person has casual wood chippers. unless youre like a lumberjack or a Caucasian way too happy camp trip family or something which given by my looks, i am completely not. i could use a community one but then again, too much noise and too many witnesses as the machine is immensely loud. hence, kitchen meat (grinder i think its called, its slowly coming to me) while blasting music. blasting music would check me as anyone who lives w me or around me is highly aware i blast music for my leisure time.

back to “after meat grinder”. now i can do two things. i can either dispose her deep in the woods by digging deep holes in the ground or wait. no. gardener. i can turn into a gardener! so basically ill have a garden in my backyard but its quite typical to have dead bodies buried in your backyard so ill have to rethink this but gardening seems like a solid idea for me. ok so anyways, i have a garden somehwere to plant flowers only. aint no way im eating shit from my dead sisters mushed up body. ill take her remains, dig a rather deep hole, fill it up again w soil but not all the way, grab (maybe alot? dont know much about gardening so id have to plan it out) then sprinkle it on the ground then cover everything up w soil then bon appetit. or voila, really. then just grow plants, simple.

now, option number two. i cook her to my family. bc heres one thing, i hate my family. literally a bunch of whores and cunts. hate. them. so. much. die. all of them. all of you. dont worry, ill mix some actual meat in there too. and ill have to make sure that they finish all the food infornt of me too. bc what if they take iit home, leave it in the freeze for too long and it starts too rot? cant have them suspecting anything. not even a hint of rotten food. maybe ill cook for an occasion or something. and if they dont finish ill throw up this act of being so fucking hurt that theyre not finish up my food. yknow, really get to them or somerthing. again, i need to rethink and plan properly. this is just my mere first messy thoughts. id also have to take care of her disappearance for a while. maybe text her phone and text friends and family. though id have to completely shut off her phone and itd be better to smash her sim and stuff so she can be untrackable. id have to take care of a lot of things given how everyone knows how spiteful i am. should i change my personality so that it mimicks everyone and people think i like them? guess i ought to be nicer to my mom. we will see. im still fourteen so i have a long way to wait. but that also means enough time to deceive my family. huh. how amusing. ok bye. =D

[prosecutorkoryos]

so uh I haven’t touched this blog for a while but I wanted to describe the most terrifying experience of my fucking life that happened while playing Subnautica

few clarifications: I last played this game like, September 2016. IT HAS UPDATED SIGNIFICANTLY SINCE THEN. I also decided to play it on “creative mode” aka “invincible fun time mode” because I just wanted to ~have fun and explore the new stuff~, you know?

So, I haven’t kept up with the updates. The story bit of the game has bulked up significantly since I last played, and there’s much more direction now if you want it, which is nice; the icons are all cleaned up and such, a lot more stuff is textured, the cyclops can apparently be lit on fire, yada yada. I went ‘sploring and found a couple new faces, an electric eel type boy and a warp warp man. (Ultimate goal is to go up and scan a reaper but I am still???? too scared??? i literally cannot take any damage in this mode but the deep and ancient part of me that remembers being prey on the serengeti says DONT)

(subnautica is very good at VAGUE ANXIOUS ENVIRONMENTAL FEAR while also being very lovely to look at, and really grinds deep into the gray matter of Terror of the Deep, it’s very very good and I hatelove it)

anyway I started taking screenshots of the koosh zone while exploring/picking up samples for my soon-to-be-ultimate-creature-zoo, because this game can be very pretty

anyway after digging around a bit i discovered a TRENCH. i did not screenshot the trench because i did not realize i was about to have to fight for my very existence on this good earth.

did i enter the trench? of course I entered the fucking trench. there’s no crush damage in this mode and the game told me there was some sort of Big Energy Signature nearby. Down I went.

....and went. For 6000 meters. NOTHING. Except a kind of shelf at one point that I went and got under. (this minor detail is going to be crucial)

anyway at 6km i decided fuck it, i’ve held down on the s key for like 5 minutes, if i’m gonna plumb these depths i need to come back with my big boy sub. so i went back up. got to 3000 meters.

hey remember that little shelf i went under well turns out it was a ROCK CEILING 3000 METERS DEEP and i had gotten so turned around in the plumbing process that I couldnt fucking find the way out, it was all barren rock ceiling, no way back up even when i searched around and around and probably criscrossed my own path trying to map out featureless rock, i was boned as heck

OR.... WAS I....

said my own thoughts, because i happened to have in my possession a TERRAFORMER and as all good subnautica boys and girls know that thing can dig big ol holes in rock.

so... trapped 3000 meters below solid rock... i did what any sensible extrastellar refugee would do and decided to TUNNEL MY WAY BACK UP

leaving my trusty seamoth behind, i began to tunnel.... about 2000 meters through solid rock, in complete blackness, clicking frantically in the darkness, probably crying

(listen, i had some good eggs and scans in my inventory and i didn’t want to LOSE them by resetting, you gotta understand)

about 1km from the surface, i finally encounter open water!! i’ve done it!! i thought, foolishly, to myself. i brought out my seaglide and began to zoom up only to find

1. this was not open water

2. this was a cave

3. this was a giant cave filled with lava

4. subnautica has LAVA CAVES NOW???

5. the game was perhaps not totally sure about my method of getting INTO said lava cave, and didn’t seem prepared with some of the textures

by the way, IN ADDITION TO IT BEING A GIANT LAVA CAVE, there were like... structures down there?? which again I was not prepared for because I have not played this game in like 6 months?? but the textures wouldn’t load?? so I just got these really scary ominous unknown pieces of architecture that i was in no way prepared for and had no idea how they were supposed to look?? and everything was red?????

also because the textures weren’t loaded it was extremely difficult to tell what you could pass through and what you couldn’t, so i was basically ping ponging through invisible walls and wanting to cry because i tunneled 2000 meters thru solid rock and i was gonna die in badly rendered hell anyway

did i mention also, the noises

did i mention that there were a lot of VERY DISTRESSING SOUND EFFECTS IN THIS CAVE

and then, through the invisible walls, i saw the friend who was making them!!!

it’s hard to tell from this screenshot but that is a VERY. LARGE. BOY. TOO LARGE.

at this point ya boy koryos was basically like ready 2 ascend from this mortal plane. what is going on. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT. VERY DISTRESSED. ALSO WHATS THT THING IN THE CORNER

ok so i stopped trying to penetrate the invisible walls eventually and tried to burrow my way out again except APPARENTLY you cant burrow through LAVA which was STUPID anyway i was still very trapped

but i explored a bit and found....... this??

insert fuel crystal???

this mystery device bore all the hallmark of a Lazy Concept Sci Fi Warp Gate which was exciting to me because by god i was ready to be anywhere but there, in hell. but i didnt have a “fuel crystal” and it definitely wasn’t part of the game back in the center. But no problem!! This is creative mode!! I can just build a base down in hell!! A hell base!! Where I can craft anything I want!!!

so i made a base and a fabricator but uhhhhhhhhhhh there was no “fuel crystal” on the item list. so at this point it had been like an hour of desperate sweaty anxiety and i was like fuck it, i’ll console command it in, i just need...... freedom...... (without losing any of those good good scans)

anyway i looked it up and got the ~oddly pixelated crystal~, which powered up the warp

please... just take me somewhere that’s not red... that’s all i ask......

what

SO NOW IM HERE

“HERE”

THIS WASNT PART OF THE GAME IN SEPTEMBER, I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING AND IM STILL SCARED

anyway i believe i accidentally stumbled on some plot because i found a “control room” set to deactivate the “weapon” but a tentacle boy didn’t want to “deactivate” it because i was “““infected”““

mind you im still fucking... 69 m under the water.... 69 huh? i just noticed that in the screenshot nice

ANYWAY I WAS STILL TRAPPED LOST AND SCARED IN ALIEN HELL

anyway to make a long story short after getting lost about ten more times i FINALLY found an exit to the neon labyrinth and nearly cried when i saw my bud warp warp man outside

now that i was outside i could finally appreciate the fact that this shit was dope as hell, look at how cool that is, I LOVE MYSTICAL RUINS AND SHIT LIKE THIS

also it was connected to an island???? i thought subnautica was all about not having land???? anyway let’s just drop a beacon for later i need to get back to my fucking base and lie down to contemplate the ether for 6 hours

READY TO GO

100% SURE IM READY TO ESCAPE THIS NIGHTMARE

and so i survived the incident in which i was never in any actual peril, both in a real and virtual sense, but was still very distraught and very sweaty about, 10/10 would recommend subnautica to a friend

anyway i went on tumblr to soothe myself afterwards which was a MISTAKE because the monteray bay aquarium reminded me that there is no escape from the eldritch horrors of the ocean

THE END.

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No Requiem

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by DVwrites

Hyperion's leader is a terrifying, mass-murdering psychopath. Its CEO, and his demented partner in crime, are demons kicked out of Hell - specifically because even Hell didn't want to deal with them and their ongoing torment.

Rhys had only wished that he'd known just how deep the rabbit hole went before he inevitably went digging. And finding. And reporting.

Now, he may have gotten himself face to face with a deeper hole, with no way to climb out, and it wasn't as if he hadn't noticed how particular grave-shaped it was.

But maybe clawing his way out of the depths of hell wasn't going to be as easy as he'd initially prayed for it to be.

Words: 3951, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Timothy Lawrence, Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Nisha (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands), Vaughn (Borderlands), Yvette (Borderlands), Sasha (Borderlands), Fiona (Borderlands), Angel will make an appearance, ONE DAY - Character

Relationships: Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands), Handsome Jack/Timothy Lawrence, Handsome Jack/Nisha (Borderlands), Timothy Lawrence/Nisha, Handsome Jack/Timothy Lawrence/Nisha, Handsome Jack/Nisha/Rhys (Borderlands), jesus im going to end up using every tag for this within this foursome, Handsome Jack/Rhys/Nisha/Tim, basically - Relationship, with hints to other ships etc, the fluff you're looking for is in, tim/rhys

Additional Tags: Ok so some of y'all know me for my heavy topic fics and HEY THIS IS ONE OF THEM LOL, so when I say 'dub con', it's defo, dub con, I write Jack with that hidden soft side but ohhhhhhhhhhh boy, you're gonna have to really squint to see it, Modern AU, Rhys had prosthetics in this but they're yknow modern, hyperion is still a soulless corporation because obviously, and Jack is still a murdering, d-bag and I wanna explore that as much as his other dimensions, no beta we die like windows 98, anyway, here's your nsfw tags, in all senses, which is what i need to say before i use the tag im going to use aka, Incest, Murder, Choking, Mentions of blood and violence, psychological abuse, Emotional Abuse, probably also, Physical Abuse, cause duh lol im dumb, i've written too much about this to not post it, anyway i hope you like it i'll add more tags if i need to, jack and tim as twins, before I forget, bc modern au and bc i like the weird depth i can put to it

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