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strongermonster · 27 days ago

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i had to use the work tablet (not allowed to install ad blockers) today to look something up, and a massive almost full-screen ad popped up so i immediately and reflexively hit X and this little capitalism square cunt motherfucker had the absolute audacity to stay up, start a timer bar, and tell me "ad will close in 10 seconds." when i tell you the fury was INSTANT

#I don't even know what it was an ad for bc my brain and ears and eyes INSTANTLY work together to fail to absorb ads in any form #just seeing that little bar and the text if ''closing in 10'' made me want to hurt someone (guy who came up with that)#jj stuff #like are you kidding me?? I'm tying weights to your arms and legs and equipping you with o2 and dropping you over the mariana trench #so you CRUMPLE LIKE TRASH #ok i think I'm normal again time to play my pokeyman game

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