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markantonys · 5 years ago

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watched ep4 with my friends yesterday and during jacopo’s WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE rant one of them was like “he reminds me of chris pine’s evil uncle in princess diaries 2” and now i can’t stop thinking about a lorenzo/francesco princess diaries 2 au

#francesco is chris pine and lorenzo is anne hathaway of course #lorenzo has to get married by a certain deadline for convoluted reasons or else the crown will pass to the pazzi #(the crown of what?? independent kingdom of florence in a modern alternate history where italy never unified?? details details who cares)#anyway jacopo sends francesco to seduce lorenzo so he won't get married in time and then they'll get the crown #i am absolutely howling imagining jacopo very seriously being like 'francesco you MUST seduce lorenzo our family DEPENDS ON IT'#and francesco's like whatever lorenzo's a notorious hoe so this should be easy. and it is. but then francesco falls for him too whoops #ok i gotta stop or next thing i know i'll have written a whole ficlet in the tags jfgkjh #lorenzo x francesco #medici

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