#oil rent

[deafknell]

They'd be the best worsties of all time I like to think

[staggbones]

Any old prices you've heard, please disregard, this is the newest updated sheet as of 2024! Tos:

I can reject anyone. I can refuse to draw anything if I'm uncomfortable with it, even if it's not stated on my Will Not Draw. I'm allowed to use the drawing i've made for you as a reference of my work, I will not sell any of your characters or art i've made of your character.

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I do not charge until AFTER the sketch is done! Once the sketch is done, money will be sent to my KO-FI, to ensure that neither me nor customer gets scammed. I AM ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS THROUGH ASK BOX OR DIRECT MESSAGE, ASK BOX NEEDS TO BE OFF ANONYMOUS!

[rathockey]

i‘m going to walk into the lake

[brokenhe4ds]

harrison patrick ‘the dare’ smith, please can you add the what’s wrong with new york? cds back to your website, i do not have my record player in my new flat thanks😋

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Going to the P!nk concert taught me that my fandom brainrot is so bad that now I can't go to a simple concert anymore without only being able to think of that rinney/brance/biffin The Black Phone (2022) fic where Robin, Griffin, and Vance are in a famous band called The Ghost Boys and Robin brings Finney on stage to reveal him as his boyfriend and sings at him, and also Billy is a famous reporter despite not yet having graduated from bOSTON UNIVERSITY and gets the first ever interview with The Ghost Boys through the nepotism of being Finney's roommate, and Bruce is also a hot famous model who also lives with them and I'm unclear as to if he's also going to BU. Also that Finney was famous online under the pseudonym Angel as Robin's boyfriend and the only people that seemed to know who he was were The Ghost Boys, and two random famous people that lived with Finney. How no one figured Finney out before that is bEYOND ME.

But yeah all I can think of every concert now is how entertaining it would be for the celebrity to bring out a surprise boyfriend in a leather skirt and sit them on a stool and sing at them. Imagine if that's what Shawn Mendes did at his next concert or something, that is so fucking funny. Love that fic, it was endlessly entertaining.

[thundercrack]

chocolate milk in american store is too sweet!!!! 90% of my cocoa has been used up making hot and cold chocolate milks. i never have cocoa to bake now...

i would never buy chocolate milk in the store because i'm not crazy....but u are not going to like what i say next...i just use the chocolate syrup that like, you'd put on icecream...and then for hot chocolate my mom and i make our own mix w/ cocoa but to be fair for that i do use like 3/4 water 1/4 milk.

[aromantyczno-liryczna]

We opened the door for one second and a giant spider immediately moved in >:[

[annalisasparkleshine]

Honestly that fit was iconic, so I had to repaint it

[widowshill]

take hallie and david to do WHAT.

[toadsrbutch]

LMAO the freezer was left just a tiny bit open while we were gone and alllll the frozen stuff spoiled. at this point the series of Unfortunate Events is just fucking funny.

[tramontane-fire]

I have got to stop reading liberal publications because lately the slant they all take is The South (Especially Texas) is a horrible evil cesspit of fascism, and then you've got the Comments Section which I know you should never read chiming in about how yeah there are good people in Texas much the same way there were good people in Germany in 1933, or that you should just move to, and I quote, New York, Los Angeles, or San Francisco. You know, those famously affordable cities.

So I move every few months for work, but I always come back to Texas because it's the closest thing I have to home. I love it here. I've lived in a couple different parts of the state and not only is it affordable (most places), you can find acceptance where you least expect it.

I was thinking today I would trashtalk these so called blue states and cities the way their highfalutin intellectuals and journalists see fit to trashtalk my home. Here goes:

Chicago, the Windy City, where the smell of hotdogs from street vendors outside Wrigley Field is accompanied by the dulcet tones of a guy with an Eastern European accent talking into a portable mic about how marriage is a sacrament between a man and a woman, and homosexuality is a sin. Behind him, posters tacked to telephone poles proclaim, Chicago doesn't have a gun problem, it has a black problem! in bold, racist lettering.

New York City, hub of arts, music, culture, fine food and wine, where a studio apartment in a bad part of town is a mere $2000/month, utilities not included. It's fine; just get a roommate! A man handing out leaflets on the corner bodyblocks a teenager from crossing the street, saying he will not let her cross until she smiles. Beneath the ever-present scaffolding, young people wearing shirts that say Bible Crusade hand out religious literature.

The Bay Area, where a gentle breeze blows off the water and missing the Grand Avenue exit and getting on the Bay Bridge by accident is only a $7 mistake. That's okay; if you don't want to drive, you can take AC transit in the East Bay, where bus drivers snap and yell at you if you try to ask them a question. Honey, this ain't the south. Scan the QR code and shut up. Oh, and your rent is $2000/month with utilities and you have to share a bathroom. People without $2000 to spare live in tents and broken-down RVs in a bad part of town. Let's go brandon! yells a sticker on a light pole.

True stories all. I have seen your exalted liberal cities and they are shit. You trashtalk the south from your cushy, overpriced apartment in a coastal city and yet you've clearly never been there.

This has been a rant.

[oasatelematics]

of course we should be supporting small businesses etc etc. however. if you ever catch me buying makeup that some tiktoker made and packaged in their kitchen just hunt me for sport and shoot me point blank

[mycological-mariner]

Energy bills are making me want to commit acts of violence. Maybe several.

[gilfrespecter]

I wish joe and janet would get me my money faster I have Shit I Need To Do With That

[imeminemp3]

sorry i can't think about bowling alleys without thinking about paul dano dying in one

[wickedhawtwexler]

just got the best birthday present of all (a nice big check after finally selling my car 💸)