#ohhhh the worms they're eating my brain

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

you've heard of old man yaoi. now get ready for... weapon yuri

Sasha and medic's medi gun are in love.

[hanji-is-life]

Okay okay, I fucking love mermaids, always have. This bitch right here watched nothing but Ariel for years as a kiddo so this is right up my alley.

Merman!Bakugo whose skin is like a sharks, rough and hurts if you try to pet him. But why would you try? He's big, scary with a lot of spines and spikes.

Merman!Bakugo who has defensive measures, the fins on the end of his tail and along his hips have barbs that can inject venom, which usually happens during fights or during the mating season when mermen are fighting over mates.

Merman!Bakugo who is just fascinated why you don't have gills, fins or...anything really. You're like a dolphin, all soft and smooth, not slimey at all. He sits you on the rock so he can just see what's different about you, just as you do to him.

Merman!Bakugo who mistakes your toes as worms the first time you take your plastic flippers off. Chomps down on those guppies and gets so confused why you shriek and cry. You have to explain to him that they're attached to you.

Merman!Bakugo who is also completely enraptured by your legs. Loves to wiggle between them while on your rock.

Merman!Bakugo who has pupils like a cats to pick up more light when down in the ocean depths so yes, when he sees you they blow out like a dumbass.

Merman!Bakugo who is very, very possessive of his fleshy, non-fish, person and brings you shells and other pretty knick knacks that have been lost over time.

Merman!Bakugo who doesn't care if he dries and shrivels up in the sun, he is going to sunbathe with you on the beach, whether you like it or not.

Merman!Bakugo who loves your gillless neck and chest, the way they vibrate when you speak and make noise, that's unlike any communication in the ocean...he's just obsessed with it. Though if you point out him being all clingy like a starfish his fins and spines all spread out as he hisses at you.

Merman!Bakugo whose first real word is "Guppie" and that is your nickname. No if, and or buts about it.

I am going to kiss you for this. one big ole smooch.

CAUSE IM CRYING????? CALLING HIM GUPPIE???? Ohhhh my good your brain I’m gonna eat it. get ur mind like they’re Titan powers.

omg I’m gonna keep rereading this until my eyes burn I’m literally so FREAKIN IN LOVE I love I love I loveeeee