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you've heard of old man yaoi. now get ready for... weapon yuri
Sasha and medic's medi gun are in love.
#rambling#tf2#team fortress 2#sasha tf2#medic's medi gun tf2#her name is.#gertrude.#ohhhh the worms they're eating my brain#im in too deep#brain's swiss cheese#it's only 9 pm i cant be doing this#i keep. getting distracted from the things i was doing#heavymedic
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I'm back with another desperate!agatha brainworm!
(includes cumming in 0.001 seconds, panty sniffing, come eating kinda, breeding?)
consider this: agatha who tries her damn best to let you cockwarm her as punishment. it doesn't work. why?
1. the first time she attempts to, it's to punish you for riling her up the whole day while she's trying to do work in her study. she's already rock-solid when she lifts your skirt, and when she pulls your panties down, you reach over and give her one (1) stroke just to feel her up. to her complete and utter humiliation, that's literally all it takes. you still clean her up, yes, but she's got her face buried in her hands the whole time, so embarrassed she can't even look you in the eye.
2. the second time, she manages to get a little further. you'd been whining nonstop, and in the ultimate brat move, pronounced her a *pervert* for dirty talking into your ear. she's determined to prove herself, then. it's all your fault, really; that you were so damn wet she needed to use your own panties to wipe around your cunt so you don't stain her suit pants. so, when your panties glisten with *you*, it's practically instinctual for her to bring them up to sniff, like the "pervert" she is. unfortunately, she's forgotten about her already-leaking-precum cock that she has clasped in her hand (to prevent a repeat of the first time), which, to no surprise, reacts to the scent of you rather enthusiastically. maybe its the mix of the look of your expression and your glistening cunt, or the warmth of her heated palm on her throbbing dick, or simply the evidence that you're as worked up as she is, but either way it ends the same way it always does; before she can attempt to control herself, she's already shooting load after load all over your ass. the same way she cleaned up yours, she drags your panties all over, collecting the cum before bringing it up to your mouth for *you* to lick clean.
3. the third time, she makes it pretty far. she's in full dom-mode with you, courtesy of your constant brattiness the whole day, so when you the word 'cockwarm' falls off your tongue off-handedly, she doesn't bother to think of the previous failed attempts. when she does manage to get into you without losing it (impressive, truly), she realises how much of a punishment this is for *her*. Having to keep you still, to still your desperate bucks into her, not wanting to give into her primal need to breed you, to fill you up with her cum. she's struggling almost more than you, and suddenly the coin flips. you realise abruptly that it's *your* turn to play with her, and her continuous whimpers and grunts of restraint drive you mad. her pleas for you to settle down, to stop grinding on her and making it harder for both of you, grow increasingly weaker, culminating into a desperate snap of her hips against you when you "accidentally" brush a hand over her hardened tits. you coo at her that it's *okay*, that your hot, wet, cunt was *made for her*, and that you just NEED to be filled up by her. it takes a harsh bite to her breast and a particularly enthusiastic rock of your hips, before she groans, low and gutteral, and you feel it throb inside you before she explodes.
can you tell I've been thinking about your fics a lot? they're driving me feral 馃槄. hope to infect you with the same brainworm that technically came from you, so...
-lots of love, worm anon (ha)
Ohhhh my god
This had me on the floor thank you for practically writing this for me and I cannot wait to get to it (I love your filthy brain omg)
#asks#agatha harkness x fem!reader#agatha harkness x reader#agatha x reader#agatha x you#agatha harkness x you#agatha harkness smut#agatha smut#馃サ#oh my god#brainworm
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Okay okay, I fucking love mermaids, always have. This bitch right here watched nothing but Ariel for years as a kiddo so this is right up my alley.
Merman!Bakugo whose skin is like a sharks, rough and hurts if you try to pet him. But why would you try? He's big, scary with a lot of spines and spikes.
Merman!Bakugo who has defensive measures, the fins on the end of his tail and along his hips have barbs that can inject venom, which usually happens during fights or during the mating season when mermen are fighting over mates.
Merman!Bakugo who is just fascinated why you don't have gills, fins or...anything really. You're like a dolphin, all soft and smooth, not slimey at all. He sits you on the rock so he can just see what's different about you, just as you do to him.
Merman!Bakugo who mistakes your toes as worms the first time you take your plastic flippers off. Chomps down on those guppies and gets so confused why you shriek and cry. You have to explain to him that they're attached to you.
Merman!Bakugo who is also completely enraptured by your legs. Loves to wiggle between them while on your rock.
Merman!Bakugo who has pupils like a cats to pick up more light when down in the ocean depths so yes, when he sees you they blow out like a dumbass.
Merman!Bakugo who is very, very possessive of his fleshy, non-fish, person and brings you shells and other pretty knick knacks that have been lost over time.
Merman!Bakugo who doesn't care if he dries and shrivels up in the sun, he is going to sunbathe with you on the beach, whether you like it or not.
Merman!Bakugo who loves your gillless neck and chest, the way they vibrate when you speak and make noise, that's unlike any communication in the ocean...he's just obsessed with it. Though if you point out him being all clingy like a starfish his fins and spines all spread out as he hisses at you.
Merman!Bakugo whose first real word is "Guppie" and that is your nickname. No if, and or buts about it.
I am going to kiss you for this. one big ole smooch.
CAUSE IM CRYING????? CALLING HIM GUPPIE???? Ohhhh my good your brain I鈥檓 gonna eat it. get ur mind like they鈥檙e Titan powers.
omg I鈥檓 gonna keep rereading this until my eyes burn I鈥檓 literally so FREAKIN IN LOVE I love I love I loveeeee
#THE TOE WORMS#OH NY FOD#AND THE HISSINF#IM SOBBING#MOM I WANT ONE!!!!!!#guppie#I鈥檓 screaming#GUPPIE#oh my god bye#my asks#mermaid bakugou#we love janshu
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