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tennessoui · 2 years ago

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anakin was perfectly polite!! (re:zookeeper au) maybe its a cultural difference (im from SEA) but my mum would have come to scold me instead 😤 it would be really funny to see obikin in the zookeeper au with their own kids, or babysitting for a weekend. anakin vs children (in a non-murdery way) would be a riot

ok ok to be fair to zookeeper anakin, i imagine he was perfectly polite in his mind and narrative but also he was probably doing like sith levels of crazy murder eyes at the lil girl in the ficlet who pulled on the bunny's ears

that mom is probably only coming to complain because she took one look at her daughter and understood that her baby confronted the paralyzing fear of mortality that day

#asks #zookeeper au #oh zookeeper obikin with children hmmm #i don't see a lot of aus where anakin is just genuinely bad with kids #(even though canonically vader did a) blow up alderaan b) torture his daughter c) cut off his son's hand)#so ok we can call those happy lil accidents #but also i think it'd be a fun change of pace if he was just like. terrible with kids #his empathy is all used up on baby and barnyard animals #obi-wan's friends try to get them to babysit and obi-wan is like ok yeah sure but you're not paying for their therapy #like to be fair you can be a good person and be bad with children anyway like lets not conflate the two #lets just say no way for anakin to be good with kids this au #and sure yeah vaders redemption is luke i promise ive not forgot that factt #but that doesnt mean vader wouldnt scream and rage if the <100 piece puzzle wasn't being put together fast enough

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