#oh yiling laozu we're really in it now

[zelkam]

— richard siken, war of the foxes

[optimisticmosquito]

Lan wangji is very lucky (unlucky?) that there were no popular fujo book clubs in MDZS like in SVSSS. Imagine if MDZS had their own liu mingyan? Complete and utter anarchy.

LMY would never let such a juicy story as the one of hanguang-jun and yiling laozu lay untouched. No, she would dig her fujo nails into every little detail she could find.

Their apparent hatred for each other during their studies? Enemies to lovers, we're already to a great start!

They fought and killed the xuanwu of slaughter together? A lot can happen between two men when they are alone in a cave, you know~ *slams down 100k pure filth featuring the cave, wound care and some intense hate sex*

She'd even research the rules surrounding the lan headband after she heard about the incident. In fact, it features heavily in many of her explicit chapters.

Hanguang-jun searched for yiling laozu after he went missing during the war? Ohohoho, and you want to tell her something didn't happen in those caves.

And then the two went back to hating each other during the war? All couples need to go through some hardship. Oh, hanguang-jun, to see your lover turn to evil and being unable to do anything. Her book club is gonna eat it up!

Then the fight in Nightless City happened and hanguan-jun fled with his lover. Rumor has it he even fought some of his own sect members to defend the evil yiling laozu. Oh my, oh my~

Not to mention she heard a rumor from a member of the lan clan that he went to visit the burial mounds after yiling laozu's death, and came back with a child! She's writing so fast she's going to pass out! Oh but the timeline doesn't add up. Does that mean the honorable hanguang-jun visited the burial mounds to sneak some time with his lover? How scandalous! Write that down, write that down!

It doesn't take long before all of her books are in circulation through the entire jianghu. The lan's are thrown into pure chaos as ppl ask if they are hiding hanguang-jun's and yiling laozu's secret love child. LWJ can't step one foot outside without ppl whispering. The Jiang sect is demanding they hand over the child to them. It's a mess.

And then WWX returns, but at that point the books are old news. He doesn't hear much about the story before one of the juniors brings up the rumors around it. And, well, isn't that really silly. Him and LZ? Now that he thinks about it... But haha, the man used to hate him! How can ppl believe this admittedly well written slop. "Right, lan zhan?"

"Uhm lan zhan, why are you looking at me like that?"

Oh, and there he goes. Bet those two are gonna be really busy for a few days.

And LMY has a new story to tell.

[danmei-enjoyer]

Oh Yiling Laozu, We're really in it now...