#oh yea my name isn't actually Dawn

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Hello :D small blog update (I've been doing a lot of these lately). I created a Ko-fi account quite a long time ago but never got around to finishing it, mostly due to my class workload. At the time, I just wanted to share a brush set I made and found that I can share documents on Ko-fi without giving out my name. However, with Tumblr tips going away soon, I figured now was a good a time as ever to finish setting up that page.

I was able to get it wrapped up this evening finally, so it's available to take a peek at now! (I linked it in my bio, but idk anything about html so I hope it works). It's a little empty atm, but I'll hopefully have that brush set I mentioned before uploaded soon! It'll be free, I'm mainly just using the feature that lets me share files without attaching my real name to them.

That being said, this is really only meant to be a tip system, so while any donations would be massively appreciated, please don't feel obliged to tip just because the option exists now! All of my art is free to look at, and I have no plans to put any of my work behind a paywall in the future. This isn't for commissions just yet either; the page is only there just in case you see a drawing you like and want to help support me in making more drawings in the future :)

I'm bad at wrapping posts up so, that's all I really had to say; thank you guys for reading this and sticking around on my blog so long! Goodnight, sleep tight, and I'm bad at rhyming so drink some water💧💧

[transformation4life]

A Little Too "Daddy"

It was a typical summer day after work for Joseph in his aparment. He typed away on his computer talking to his boyfriend, Carl.

Carl: Saw a really hot guy today while walkin' home today babe

Joseph: Oh yea? What body type

Carl: A total Daddy!!! Like damn... wish he was my boyfriend. Not to say you're bad but like... you know. Joseph: Haha... I see.

Carl: It's whatever anyway lol he was with his kids and clearly banged a woman.

Joseph: You can't say that for sure-

Carl: He was every stereotypical dad trope in the book bro. I know my stuff!!!

Joseph: If you say so... but like are you trying to say I should try and bulk up?

Carl: Maybe...

Joseph: Aw Carl, You know that's difficult.

Carl: Yea but imagine me calling you daddy haha

Joseph: You're lucky I love you.

Carl: Yea i know! Anyways Gotta go now. My favorite telenovela is about to start. Love you babe!

Joseph: Bye. Love you!

Joseph closed the messaging app with a sigh. He did a "bicep" flex and yup still skinny.

"Ugh. This sucks! Why can't I be what he wants?" Joseph slammed his face on his keyboard in despair.

"I should really talk to someone about this- oh wait! Joseph recalled the therapist hotline stapled onto the breakroom pinboard at his work.

"I guess I'll text it right now..." Joseph was quick to turn on his phone and with a bit of help he eventually texted the codeword to activate the automatic transfer.

Thank you so much for being here we'll get you to one of our members immediately!

"Oh great... this'll take a while hu-"

*Bling*

"oh!"

???: Hi my name is G3NI3 how can I help you, today?

Joseph: G3NI3? Did your parents hate you?

G3NI3: Nah dude it's a CODENAME. Gotta keep some sort of confidentiality

Joseph: Ah right fair enough

G3NI3: Alright so what's your name and why did you text us today?

Joseph: Joseph, and I'm here because of my boyfriend...

G3NI3: Aww did you break up?

Joseph: No... it's more... he saw a hot dad today and said "i wish he was my boyfriend"

G3NI3: Oh i see... was the dude straight?

Joseph: Yea why do you ask?

G3NI3: Just wondering... Anyways so I'm guessing the dude was like super buff and stuff? Joseph: Yea... meanwhile I'm a scrawny man in my 20's...

G3NI3: I see I see... so what you're saying is that if you were an older "daddy" you'd be happier?

Joseph: Yea. Atleast it'd appease my boyfriend...

G3NI3: Alright then, say Joseph why don't you tell me about your life and how you met your boyfriend maybe this'll help

Joseph: Uh... sure. Okay so like... we met in highschool and we REALLY hit it off so we started dating pretty soon after and now we're here.

G3NI3: Makes sense. Though... based on your talks I feel like you'd be more bros than boyfriends

Joseph: Huh? what makes you say that?

G3NI3: Idk just got the vibe.

Joseph: How WOULD you say that you only know him as my boyfriend.

G3NI3: Yea but like for people your age, not sure i'd go randomly say "hey this man my age should be friends with me!"

Joseph: What are you talking about? My boyfriend is like 24 and the dude seemed 40.

G3NI3: Nah man, didn't you say you were both in your 40's?

Joseph: No... I said 20's

G3NI3: Pretty sure I saw 40's

Joseph: Yea well!! I can just scroll up and see!!

G3NI3: Suit yourself.

Joseph was getting furious at this "G3NIE". He 100% told them he was in his... 40's? Joseph read the text again.

"Joseph: Yea... meanwhile I'm a scrawny man in my 40's..." Joseph couldn't believe it, but then it dawned on him oh wait... he IS in his 40's haha imagine actually being in my 20's again that would be WILD.

Joseph: Sorry about that. You're right me and my boyfriend are in our 40's.

G3NI3: Told ya. Though you never told me your boyfie's name.

Joseph: Oh it's Carl. Pretty normal name.

G3NI3: Weird... I feel like he would be more a Carlito.

Joseph: Uh... What makes you say that?

G3NI3: Isn't he from Mexico?

Joseph: Uh... yea? But how did you know that?

G3NI3: Lucky guess. I mean... imagine having a mexican hottie like him as your bro.

Joseph: Not sure what you mean. We're DATING and he's skinny like me. Even though we're both in our 40's...

Joseph paused for a second. Wasn't Carlit- Carl in his 20's and skinny? but then he "remembered" the last pic his boyfriend sent him.

"Get ready to some farm work for my bonita~ What do you think?"

Wait... Bonita? Carl- No... Carlito would never call Joseph that. Not to mention his boyfriend never looked like that! Or... did he? Joseph scrambled through his memories and every memory he had of Carlito was him as jacked af Mexican man. Guess he forgot how lucky he was. The bonita bothered him but he just ignored it for now.

Joseph: Sorry nvm yea he is all that. We're dating though so we're not just "bros".

G3NI3: nah man, you seem like bros to me. Don't you remember he married Maria and got like 2 kids.

Maria??? who is- Oh right. Maria is Carlito's "Bonita" He rants about her all the time to you at your weekly bar hangouts. Joseph remembers how his two kids Mateo and Juanita would call him Uncle Joseph! Ah he loves those little rascals. Wait.. something felt off to Joseph.

Joseph: How do you know all this? Isn't this our first session?

G3NI3: What are you talking about dude? This is like our 20th one together

"W-What???" Joseph could not believe what G3NI3 was saying. This was definitely his first using the hotline. Joseph could prove it he just has to scroll up a bit and- Huh?

To Joseph's amazement, G3NI3 was right they've been talking for months. And what do you know they bring up everything about Carlito too. Guess that's that mystery solved.

Joseph: Oh man, you're right guess my age is starting to show...

G3NI3: Don't count yourself out yet old man. You have a kid to care for!

Joseph: Kid??? You must be joking I'm single and could never get a kid! I'm gay!

G3NI3: Oh come on don't be like that just cause you had a divorce with Kate doesn't mean you gotta deny being straight as an arrow or deny that kid you helped make! Joseph: Okay now you're crazy! No way I got married to a LADY. I was never into them!!

G3NI3: No need to get worked up big guy. Your son is following in your footsteps as a bodybuilder! Bodybuilder???? What kind of insanity is G3NI3 spewing now! Joseph was skinny as stick. Always has been.

Joseph: You must think I'm crazy if you want to believe I'm anything but a stick! It's a miracle Carlito even wants to hang out with a single skinny guy like me!

G3NI3: Oh don't be so shy! I know you love flexing in front of Carlito to show how you can attract the ladies! Your libido is off the charts bro.

Joseph had enough of this. He'd crush his phone with his big strong hands if he didn't have the money to replace it.

Joseph: Now listen here! I know I love a good flexing or two but I wouldn't say I have a high libido! Besides... I'm not manly enough I don't got a beard or any cool tattoos...

G3NI3: Come on, Josef! You're the manliest they come! With a luscious ginger beard and a tattoo of a cross between your tits AND one on your left arm you're peak masculinity! And you even married a WOMAN. Sure it didn't last but it's something!

Josef: You really think so? Aw shucks. Maybe if I was a faggot we could've dated... as if! The only thing I love more than muscles is a good looking women to take home and fuck silly.

G3NI3: Focus Josef. Use that bald head of yours for once and think! You came here because you didn't think Carlito doesn't want to hang out with you right?

Josef: Yes... we might've been bros since middle school but idk ever since me and the divorce with Kate it just doesn't feel like the same...

G3NI3: Puh-lease. You guys are two peas in a bro-pod. Do you really think Carlito would send you this if you weren't bros for life?

Josef: Ah I remember that! Carlito made those fags think they had a chance with him when he and Maria been fuckin' for years! Got a good laugh out of that!

Carlito: Exactly! Who would send that to a straight friend otherwise!

Josef: You're right... What did I have to worry about? Me and Carlito? We're buds for life!

Just then a knock came at the door.

"Dad! Carlito's here!" "Coming, Son!"

Josef: Welp, looks like Carlito's here. Thanks for the talk G3NI3. Always appreciate ya!

G3NI3: No problem! and remember... you asked for this

Josef: W-Wha?

G3NI3: Nothing! Bye

"And to think that's my therapist... Anyways gotta get ready for my bro!" Josef got up from his seat and left his bedroom stationed at the 2nd floor of his house. Gotta thank Kate for that child support money. But before he could enter the hallway...

"Son! I told you no underwear and caps in the house! Put some damn clothes on!"

Sorry pa, I just loveee my muscles. Do you mind if a girl comes over tonight? I think it'll work this time!"

"'Course Son. The Women will love ya! You get it from your old man!" Josef flexes to make his point clear.

"Thanks dad!" Josef's son flexes back before getting ready for his date.

"How did I get lucky enough to get a son like that?" Josef chuckled. He might not got much but at least he has son and his bro Carlito.

"Oh right! Carlito!" Josef almost forgot to get ready so he grabbed a fresh set of clothes and went to go change in the bathroom.

Before he changed Josef did one quick flex in the mirror.

"G3NI3 wasn't kidding. That libido of mine is ready to go!" Josef was proud of his physique. But now's not the time for that he has to go meet his bro.

Josef adorned his massive figure with a tank top saying "BEAST" and some killer designer shades he was ready to finally answer that door. With a strong force Josef opened the door to find the man himself, Carlito.

"Hola amigo. Have you seen that faggot Josef anywhere? Haha!"

"Oh come on Carlito, you know I'm as straight as an arrow!" Josef said back in a playful tone.

"Would you change your mind if I were to... do this?" Carlito took his shirt and removed his shades and did a flex right in front of Josef.

"...."

"..."

"..." "GAHAHAHA" The two large man laughed in unison.

"Nah bro, you're my bro forever and always." Josef smiled.

"As always mi amigo, now let's rapido we're gonna be late for our gym sess!" Carlito put his shirt and shades back on and headed for his luxury car.

As for Josef he didn't have a car as cool as Carlito but had a car from the 2000's and it was like his second child but don't tell Josef's son that. But before he got in his car Josef took a moment to feel his masculinity in the car window's reflection.

"I look damn fine."

And So Josef and Carlito went to have grand old brotime together. Working out together like true bros, hanging out at the bar like true bros, and of course trying to get Josef with a woman for the 30th time this month. You'd think they were a couple but nah they're both straight as arrows no doubt about that. Josef lived a happy life despite his circumstances and that meant more time to flex flex FLEX!

Safe to say he was a real... daddy. He's even got the kid to show for it.

[neteyummydrabbles]

glistening drops of honey [part 5]

pairing: neteyam x fem human reader warnings: cringe, one-sided sexual tension words: 618

devour part 4 here:

the next day, i was to learn how to arch my back. neteyam brought me a yeeyee looking bow and arrow, and said, "you better learn to protect yourself out here. i gasped sorrowfully, "b-but... won't you be there to protect me...?? :(" a chuckle escaped his plump lips, "keep dreaming", he nervously quivered and broke eye contact, looking at his yummy feet instead of my delicately seductive gaze. as he shifted closer to my body, stood behind me, and placed his martial palm on my deteriorating vertebral column. he put his hand over mine, guiding me to aim at the target. i could feel his warm, raspy breath against my neck. my neck hairs stood up and so did his cock. i intertwined my digits with his, as our breathing synchronized.

i let go, flinging my arrow into the distance. it landed kilometres away from the target on the tree, resulting in hysterical laughter pouring out of neteyam's rugged larynx. "heyeyyeyyey :(((" i exclaimed giddily. "it's only my first try...... and besid- besides..... i'm a l-little distracted...'' my gaze shifted to his chiseled greek-god like body.. "you know what i mean, d-d-don't you??" a puzzled expression met my serenading ogle- "no, i don't, actually- and i'd like it to stay that way. now back to practice."

"ugh", i groaned. i wondered which of one of my charms would be able to break through his tough exterior. why was he not weak in the knees, even hypnotised by my seductive tone and scintillating comebacks? i scoffed, returning to practice. maybe obeying his commands would get him to notice my exotic presence. this time, i aimed straight for the target, letting go of my previous conquests of neteyam's cock heart.

our vulnerable archery session was interrupted by the sound of hooves clicking into the field. a crispy groan escaped neteyam's mouth. "ugh, not again, sylwa'nin! you and bi' tsyal always roaming around patrolling everyone-". "well..." a shrill firm voice echoed, "someone's got to make sure y'all lazy madams do your jobs." my eyes roamed to the duo- bi'tsyal was tall, around neteyam's height, with strikingly strong eyebrows. sylwa'nin, on the other hand, was rather short for a na'vi , though she seemed to be standing tensely to exaggerate her height. the stiff posture pronounced her biceps, as she stared condescendingly at my dainty build. "yea bois, we gotta report to sir, alrightty?" bi- whatever his name was- voiced. "got a problem?" neteyam looked over to my confused and timid expression, reminiscent of the helpless newborn birds that flew away upon sylwa'nin's intimidating arrival. "oh." he sighed, unimpressed. i braced myself for the witty comeback that i knew was to follow. "i know you're into old dudes, but sucking up to my dad isn't going to change the bloodline." i smirked, proud of my man, as i looked sylwa'nin and bi'tsyal up and down. my striking gape was halted as realisation dawned upon me. did he say- dad??

jake sully, the legend , was neteyam's father??!!?? the very man i had been captivated by on my pandorian ventures was the son of none other than toruk makto- the na'vi gods must have blessed me !!! no wonder neteyam was so hot.

sylwa'nin scoffed violently and bi'tsyal coughed fervently, as their spit flew onto the grass, serving as fertiliser for the parched vegetation. they walked away, knowing nothing would meet the standards of the shame they just endured. as the sun began to set, tinging my cheeks with a hint of dreamy orangey red, neteyam remarked, "guess that concludes today." i sighed, knowing i would have to wait a full eight hour rem cycle before i could be engulfed in neteyam's breath and banter once again.

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[dismalzelenka]

100 Days of Writing, Day 24

for @the-wip-project

Firstly, I'm double posting these today because yesterday I got overtaken by the most manic handers muse I've ever experienced and spent literally the entire day writing and neglected everything else. Oops.

Anyway.

I'm the kind of person who just sort of absorbs inspo from around me wherever I can find it. It's kind of shitty sometimes, because occasionally bad things happen and my brain's first response (sometimes I wonder if it's a weird knee jerk defense mechanism I've developed) is to distance from it a little and be like "ok but how can I work that into a narrative theme" while the rest of me is beating at myself with a rolled up newspaper like dude this is NOT THE TIME.

So in reality there are way too many things to name. But in terms of general themes, I mentally break down a lot of the things I read if I think they're really good and try to pinpoint the things about it I find appealing, and then I try to find an excuse to work it into a WIP somewhere as soon as I can so I can seal it into my memory.

The only big specific thing that is coming to mind though is from songs. Oh boy. SO much of my writing is built around music. Yea I'm one of those people. So, fun fact about Diz: I took a film scoring class in college and barely passed it because I am Very Bad at being a student, BUT one of the things I learned in it was the difference between diagetic and non-diagetic music.

(Lots of links and examples below the cut btw. Definitely check these songs out if you haven't heard them. They're great.)

If you're unfamiliar with the term, diagetic music is music in the score that is an active part of the scene. If it's playing from a jukebox in the scene for example. That Dawn Will Come scene from Inquisition, that's an example of diagetic music. As opposed to ambient music that sets a mood but isn't an active part of the scene. This doesn't actively translate to writing obviously as the music isn't actively playing, but loosely speaking:

I've done this before in Your Arms Feel Like Home: the mages at the big protest in Kirkwall stand in a circle around the memorial garden and sing Will the Circle be Unbroken and I used the version from Bioshock as inspo because it was just super great. And I don't think I'd learned to embed in ao3 yet, but that's the song and sound that I had in mind.

Recently I also did this in Lonely Sons and Daughters when I talked about the modern version of the Joining the way the Ferelden branch does it, and I incorporated the song Sons and Daughters (from where the title is taken) by American Spirit because I heard it and was like JESUS CHRIST THAT'S PERFECT. So in the scene they all beat the drum beat on the tables and sing it after the new recruits drink from the cup.

I also took the words from Arsonist's Lullabye by Hozier and made them a bit canon for The Place Where I Belong. I write Malcolm Hawke as this like, dramatic and larger than life person (almost definitely a Leo) who always has Iconic Quotes that his recruits always rib him for but admire anyway. (I based that on a band director I had in high school actually.) The line about never taming your demons but always keeping them on a leash became one of those sayings that he said a lot to Hawke as she was growing up and learning how to control her magic.

Shit, the entirety of The Place Where I Belong is literally built around a Faunts album called Feel.Love.Thinking.Of. So much of my writing wouldn't exist without these songs propelling them through the ether.