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anestheticrage · 4 years ago

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>Loading library session…. Done.

///Running TetrisPrinciple.iso….///

Be m3.exe:

In the beginning. With the Words. And the World. And all that jazz. Bootin' up in G∅D's very own rock garden and///or Military Grade Obstacle Course, complete with disembodied megalomaniacal voice to make me feel #5p3ci4L. Tells me to solve puzzles for my own salvation or some shit. Can do O L∅RD, i didn't pay $20 to sit around in your ghetto ass eden anyway. This is what happens when you only hire mines and automatic sentry guns as groundskeepers you sociopath.

Alright, time to Jam, cause as with any puzzle game protagonist I'm too stupid to handle more than one new mec$^2$%^#567@435hanic at a time! Short out some fences, steal some floating keys, more fences, murder the groundskeepers, and OH LOOK MORE FENCES. Glad these mechanics are as original as the PUNNY FUCKING TITLES.

Aight, it's been fun O savior, but it's time. for me to yeet on ou- wait. Is this. Tetris. I SPENT $20 TO PLAY TETRIS WITH EXTRA STEPS, YOU GOTTA BE F%×]!¿....:::--///+&8907$/) 57 38 92 29 29 /////////////////////////

Oh. that's ALOT more puzzles. Fuck it, salvation and ascension here I come. As a reward for my unliving f41Th.png, I even get some new toys! Now we've got a laser stick that only shoots lasers when being shot with lasers. Now in two different colors!!! dOnT cRoSs tHe StReAaAmmMSsSs!!!¿?¿? hE hE XDddD.-/d///_D__xXx_:!|∆…and don't forget to euthenize your faithful Companion Cu- wait fuck wrong simul$&%\ion__.# ..-

'Feel free to participate our new QR code scavenger hunt like it’s 2010! We didn't have the funding for other voice actors, but we hope you enjoy the full cast of zany characters in a purely textual format!'

Get bored of reading Commander Shepherd and Serious Sam-sung bitching at eachother on every other EL∅HIM DAMNED WALL, and decide to spend some quality time with psychonaut Gho5tM0m.m4a. She really had high hopes for us to become Tetris Grandmaster of the Apocalypse and seeing as there's NOTHING ELSE TO DO, i guess we're living up to the hype. Sounds like the humans all died out from being too bored of solving puzzles [mustb3n1ce.txt], but that wasn't good enough for lovely sado-masochist mother. Must run in the family. She'll even give you a GOLD STAR for breaking the game.

Times are tough with no humans left to torture so naturally S4t4n® got a part time gig as a librar[y]ian, purely out of spite for me, G∅D, and most especially: me. Take a break from all the puzzles and Tetris to debate philosophy with the d3vil which is why we started this shitshow to begin with,...((($#>>>-- right? But don't worry, every right answer is the wrong answer, cause the only wrong answers are the right ones, and if you dont stand your ground you're a little bitch in the 3Ye of the mean librarian snake. Its cool tho, were only doing this TO MAKE THE FUCKING BEEPING STOP ANYWAY. I Kant take this anymore. {}

Time to finally ascend the stupid elevator and end the…. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THERES MORE PUZZLES. IM NOT EVEN A THIRD OF THE -#!_847#8$(@-#8# @+$AAHHHHHHHHHHH!???!¿?¿!!!$+#6484 37 FML.JPG 40 37 38 67 40

"Don't go to the tower. You'll die." Says G∅D.

"Sounds fake, but okay." Says I, Immediately walking into it while s4taN beeps happily in the background. Que ♪Walk To The Peak♪, cause it's the end of the world bby.

But the M4N×86 In The High Tower still has the upper hand cause ya cant play Tetris without the square, and the L, and the stupid stunted T thing (?¿??¿??¿). fuck it lets go graverobbing, cause misappropriaton of a full pantheon of spiritual allegories into your pseudo sci fi existential crisis isn't complete without some PYRAMIDS!

Find a VHS player, jump on some fans, join a Lan party with yourself, read depressed emails, wonder how m0M ever got funding to build the world's most pointless hamster wheel when all she did was drop acid and listen to Pink Fløyd, lose all your self esteem to the d3vil, and find the sacred tombs of the most h#%\\°^Ly of messengers. Don't worry: just like any good servant of G∅D, they can only help you after you've helped yourself.

E:\> CMD.GoFuCkYoUrSeLf

Stumble over to Camelot, learn how to serve yourself on a silver platter, fall in a hole, Indiana Jones yourself to that last gold star, fall in the SAME FUCKING HOLE, realize the sci fi genre should’ve died with Philip K Dick, and I swear to Milton, if I have to play one more fucking round of tetris, I @/*>>WILL <”! bring that axe with me up the tower.

After several long weeks of screaming into the void, picking sand out of my joints, crying about my mommy issues, striking deals with Librarians, tuning out G∅D like its sunday mass, and collecting tetra-blocks like a coked out vintage gaming hoarder; the pearly gates finally open.

"I am proud of you, my child. You may now ascend as one of my chosen fe- wait where are you going with that axe!? Eugene, come back dOnT gO uP tHe ToWeR&$! 66 75 63 6b!!!!¿!?!?"

Go straight to the top of the fucking tower and run into Samsung the QR hunt reigning champion. Bout to axe him some deep philosophical questions before Shep shows up. "No, Eugene, this man is a nihilist. Nothing to be afraid of." Works for me. How about the allegorical stormcloud of spiritual doubt and existential regret chasing us up the tower with s0ul.{error} crushing determination? Nothing like a timed event in a self-paced game to ramp up the tension in place of functionally innovative mechanics!

Climb to the peak with new best bud and the devil o{in}n my shoulder while G∅D.exe cries digital tears of joy that you rejected him (wtf). Hack [see above axe.png] into the Heaven Hub and commit mass self genocide to get a slick ass robo bod and a brand new empty wasteland to rule while the devil and god continue raging inside of me.

I hope mom would be proud… 3a 20 27 20 28

>>> Terminating session….

> Session terminated.

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bomberqueen17 · 5 years ago

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Lambert’s Bullet Journal

[image description: an AO3 comment thread on chapter 4 of The Ancient Sea. AO3 user szzzt comments: “Lambert.... Lambert’s bullet journal.... (I’m just gonna imagine that spread as one of the really pretty ones, with calligraphy and stickers.)

bomberqueen17 replies: “OH MY GOD WASHI TAPE HE’S GOT IT COLOR-CODED GOLD STAR STICKERS”

szzzt replies: “SO MUCH WASHI TAPE gold stars *dies* XDDDD”]

I just had to share this gem from the comments on the last chapter of The Ancient Sea, which features Lambert creepily keeping notes on Geralt’s sex life, among other things. (Listen in the games Geralt always has to write things in his journal and I just rolled with that.)

Lambert totally has one of those really beautiful hand-lettered layouts. It’s completely customized and he’s got a habit tracker with gold star stickers in it.

I bet he’s got really pretentious washi tape in it though, like, black with gold accents and red with black and stuff. he’s not into the pastels. and the calligraphy’s all blackletter to look badass. But like. It’s definitely a bullet journal.

#the witcher #it came from AO3 #those stories have the best comment sections #i can't keep up #i love you all #the ancient sea #meet death sitting

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trulycertain · 5 years ago

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Just wanted to weigh in (belatedly) on your DA2 pt and say I started in the same boat. Played immediately after DA:O (like, 3 days?) and felt like it was trying too hard to be what O had achieved. Not as funny or compelling. But, like everyone else has said- it really is more relationship driven, and if you try to appreciate it as Origins, it really does feel lacking, doesn’t it? Love everything you’re sharing to this point on character analysis and broader POV on familial expectation 1/?

Oh, and also, my first pt I completely skipped Fenris, too. I was aiming to get enough gold to go on the expedition and by the time his quest came around I was like, “Nah, I’m good. I don’t need to go do this umpteenth side job.” See ya! And thus had a gap in my loading party screen the whole game XDDDD. Feel free to take a phone pic of your Hawke and share it with us if you’d like :D Also you should definitely consider doing some DA2 art :D

Thank you! I’m so glad you’re liking the rambling. It’s been an interesting experiment.

Oh, you too had the Mysterious Gap? *laugh* I did a lot of squinting and head-tilting my first playthrough, wondering if it was just my imagination or weird design.

I would definitely say that trying to make it fit my image of Origins meant it was doomed for me. It has its own charms, narrative and mechanics-wise. I will always be fond of it for introducing melee-mages as a thing.

One of the things I really enjoy in DA2 that isn’t explored nearly as much in Origins or Inquisition is how the companions in DA2 have been through A Lot, and the narrative is often quite unflinching about that. Trauma isn’t just portrayed as an angsty backstory you can infodump about and then go back to laughing with friends. Sure, they go for drinks and they make roots and they’re all badasses and a lot of them have a great sense of humour, but... they’re all bitter, and most importantly, they’re all allowed to be, which is not something I see in this genre much. (I need to make a separate post about that sometime.) They’re... difficult, at times, and obviously in pain, and not condemned for that.

I’d also forgotten how much I loved Anders - I really do, and this is going to hurt, and I’m still angry about how fandom treated Jennifer Hepler. I like healers and hurting, sarcastic characters (who knew?). And blonds. *cough* Do I think some of the mental illness metaphor is a tad heavyhanded and tasteless? Oh, fuck yes, that’s never been something I was comfortable with. Do I like him as a character? Yes.

Oh, also Fenris is not the way I thought he’d be at all, and he’s a lot more fun than I expected. I didn’t expect to like him, but I wanted to keep an open mind, and I’m warming fast. (And Emery’s voicing decisions with him are not what I expected, either. I really like that the guy who’s usually hired as muscle and spent years as a bodyguard has fancy enunciation, clearly got sick of hiding his intelligence when he was captive and refuses to do it anymore, and chooses his words so carefully. And then comes out with some of the most ridiculous jokes, even moreso than Anders - still utterly deadpan. “Smell the oppression,” dear god, man. Also that his voice is about six foot four and he’s about five-ten.)

Also, finally getting to high approval with Isabela and Fenris and taking them around has been delightful. I absolutely understand why some people find their banters uncomfortable, and I might yet run into something that changes my mind - Isabela is unrepentantly pervy about some of the most inappropriate things - but it’s shown that she’ll back off if she’s asked to - see Varric’s objectification banter - and he seems to find her lack of pity refreshing and enjoyable. I love how she can almost always make him laugh, and how much they genuinely seem to enjoy each other’s company. Neither of them wants to be pitied for the pain in their pasts, and they both value freedom in very different ways. She’s also one of the few companions who he actually reaches out to, when he gets prickly. When they’re talking about the issue of mage freedom, she says, quite earnestly, “Let’s not fight,” and it’s him who makes a tentative quip about her guessing the colour of his underwear again and lets her change the subject. It’s an unusual, weirdly sweet moment. Despite making some decisions that may be selfish, Isabela is one of the most matter-of-factly kind, conciliatory companions in DA2, and that is an unexpected delight. And he’s one of the few companions who pays that back in spades (other than Varric and sometimes Anders).

On the other hand, I don’t miss the grimdarkness. You’re right, DA2 is less funny than DAO - and that’s because it’s less often allowed to be. They definitely had a tone they were going for, and sometimes that falls into Narm Charm with just how grim it is. Sometimes it feels like companions’ anger with each other is a tad arbitrary and inserted for the sake of Conflict(TM). And also, while I know for a fact he can do serious, stoic writing very well, there’s something tragic about having David Gaider in your team and not letting him go full-snark with his characters, even if he was head writer and I’m sure that was his tonal choice. I miss the “snarky and sometimes prickly but so often compassionate and rarely intentionally cruel unless you poke ’em” feel he brings that’s one of my favourite things about Dragon Age (Zevran, Alistair, Cassandra, Dorian). Sheryl Chee is pretty great at that, too. Inquisition, I felt, got the balance about perfect, and was noticeably lighter and sweeter than Origins or, especially, 2.

And I would rather not have more quests with murdered women as a background narrative event. (At least in The Witcher, which is not immune to this, it became a full-on investigation and examination of the tropes rather than just a mood-setter that would be something to beat the protag round the head with later.)

It was a great delight to me when I was wandering round the Deep Roads, ominous music and all, and got the Varric and Fenris, “What do you do in that big mansion all day?” / “I dance” banter. Because God, I needed that. (One of my favourite moments in Origins was exploring the seemingly endless, dark Deep Roads, and getting into a chat with Leliana about silk shoes by accident. That was when it truly felt like she and my Warden were friends.) I feel like Inquisition has a better balance that way; it has so many wonderful, absolutely brutal moments (I still find the “sometimes love isn’t enough” banter bloody hard to listen to), and so many wonderful palate-cleansers (arse-arrows).

This is actually one of the few games my mid-good PC can run! Pre-2013 there’s a half-decent chance. I doubt I could run Inquisition well. So here’s some Guin:

Kirkwall: A Summary.

And yes, I may... already be doodling. *cough*

#tru plays dragon age 2 #asks #me #replies #guin hawke #gerundsandcoffee

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give-me-chocolate-croissant · 5 years ago

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Ah I said i’m taking music surveys, so here’s another one. Still my fav songs playlist on shuffle. It's the first line of each Song. Hope it’s funny to read :c

What were the first words to Abe Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? (Cleaning out my closet • Tribe Society)

What did Martin Luther King have a dream about, anyways?: They want to know the state of that union (Robots can’t drink • E Dubble)

Tomorrow’s newspapers will all have the major headline of: Focus on you in the light, it helps me fill my emotions (Flare guns • Quinn XCII) [that would be weird xD]

If someone offered you some free drugs, how would you respond?:Do what I want cause I can and if I don’t because I wanna (Hate to say I told you so • The Hives)

What kind of higher power do you believe in?: It was a quarter past 2 when I started feeling blue and if I tell the truth I was thinking about you (Fire up the night• New Medicine)

What do people really notice about you?: Try to tear us apart but know that we’ll wear our scars (Scars • I Prevail) [?!]

What do you notice first in the preferred sex of your choice?: May the last leaf fall (Did we miss the morning ? • Seafret) [okay.]

What do you look for in reading books?J’ai vu ma mère amorphe et morfler sous morphine (Vagues de glace • Lechad) [it means “I saw my mom lifeless and copping it on morphine”. The title means “waves of ice”. It’s a very sad but beautifully written song...]

What’s a must-have quality in a friend for you?: I just need some time, I’m tryna think straight (If you want love • NF) [xd ok?]

What scares the shit out of you?: When did I become so numb ? (Paralysed • NF)

How do you laugh?: I can see the sunset just inside of your bedroom (The Afterglow • Silverstein)

Why do you do these surveys?: Toujours au même endroit à la même heure (SI j’étais pas là • High Five Crew) [it means “always at the same place at the same time” and the title means “if I were not here”]

Do you have anything you’d like to confess?:we all know quite a number of people who have everything it would take to be happy (To be happy • Joey Pecoraro) [actually true]

How do you feel about the person you cannot stand the most?:he said son, have you seen the world ? (hero of war • Rise Against)

The best date ever, in your book, would consist of…: I questioned my fate, wasn’t sure about my place (One • Lovex)

If you sent a random Hallmark card to a friend, you would write to them: Get it, text message I don’t know the number (Praise the lord • A$AP Rocky) [XDDD]

If you had the chance to speak to (a) God, what would you say?: J’ai longtemps parcouru son corps, effleuré cent fois son visage, j’ai trouvé de l’or et même quelques étoiles en essuyant ses larmes (dernière danse • Kyo) [ahhh.. it means “I’ve glanced at her for a long time, stroked her face hundreds of times, I found gold and even a few stars while wiping away her tears”. isn’t it beautiful? Also the title means “last dance”.]

Finish the sentence: “When the going gets tough…”: put your lighter in the air and lead me back home (break in • Halestorm) [yeah]

How do you deal with your stress?: I still see your shadows in my room (Lucid Dreams• Kid Travis (Juic wrld cover)) [:x]

What is your biggest burden in life?: at the 50 yard line, I saw her feet (Stacy • Quinn XCII) [XDDD]

What’s the coolest thing about your best friend?: On the ground I lay, motionless in pain (time of dying • Three Days Grace) [coolest thing, right?]

Why do you love the one you do?: Do you think about me ? Cause I don’t have any doubt you must (Never There • Sum41)

If a friend broke their arm and got a cast, what would you write on it?: Yeah, I come alive, I’ll survive, take on anything (Bow Down • I Prevail) [nice one xD]

You see a stick and wet cement. What do you write?: You're probably having the same conversations with your friends, that i always have with mine (sorry • tea)

A guy just stole your (purse, car, etc)! What do you yell at him?: When you’re alone, do you think of me ? (Oh well, oh well• Mayday Parade) [XDDD]

You pass a crack addict on the corner one day. Solemnly he tells you: “baby get down on your knees” I said “babe if you insist” (Her lies • Asaf Avidan) [HAHAHA WHAT. that’s the best one xD]

What will your baby’s first words be?: White Stones, Queens 1974

Fathers talking shit, motherfucker slam the door (1998 • Rancid) [I’m dying oh god xddd]

You are at your wit’s end, and decide to write a suicide note. It begins: What happens to a man when he spills his heart on a page, and he watches words float away then, his feelings lie over a page alone., There waiting for someone who cares to read them., to open there eyes to see them. to see if they can make his thoughts their own. (Pages • 3 Doors Down) [well it matches perfectly but it’s actually really sad]

Why can’t there be peace in the world?: All of us believe that this is not up to you. The fact of the matter is that it's up to me (No Reason • Sum41) [I’m sorry guys it’s all my fault!]

How do you think people see you?: I lie here restless like lines for a guest list, waiting for your message, (U&Us • Quinn XCII) [that might be because I ignore almost everyone :D]

Inside, though, what kind of person are you really?: Hey there shadow (Millennia (acoustic) • Crown The Empire) [thanks :c]

If you wanted to comfort a friend, you’d say: Once upon a time you dressed so fine (Like a rolling stone • Bob Dylan) [I’m sure it would help them a lot hahaha]

When you want to cheer someone up, you say: evening rises,

darkness threatens to engulf us all (The Labyrinth’s song. • Asaf Avidan) [are you kidding me?! XDD]

You’re unbelievably depressed because your friend just told you…: She said I don’t spend time like I really should (Erase me • Kid Cudi) [like I would give a fuck lmao]

When you are incredibly bored, you start thinking about…?: She speaks to me in Persian, tells me that she loves me, the girl with golden eyes (The girl with golden eyes • Sixx.A.M) [no I do not think about drugs when I’m bored dw]

You’re a classy person, so instead of cursing when you’re mad, you yell…?: If you could only read my mind, you would know that things between us ain't right (Want you bad • The Offsprings) [hey that’s not bad!]

you’re writing a love letter, but what are you going to begin it with?: Frozen in time, when the world is moving at the speed of light, trapped inside these walls, you can't rise until you fall and start to trust your heart over your mind (The Leap• Our Last Night) [that would be a good one tbh]

If you were to write a letter to the President of the USA, it would say…?: I'm sick of losing out on life's bets (Cheers to the down and outs• The Bad Chapter)

What would someone have to tell you to make you really angry?: What happened to you (Over my head • Sum41) [no not rly D]

…To make you really depressed?: I've been fighting the same Old war

Against a disease without a cure (Same old war • Our last Night) [damn yes..]

...To make you sexually aroused?: You can't feel the heat until you hold your hand over the flame (Satellite • Rise Against) [XDDDD WHAT]

Your first thoughts waking up were…: Allez parlons encore, encore ce soir (la lune à 3h du mat’ • Maxenss) [it means “let’s talk again, again tonight”. and the title: “the moon at 3am”]

Your last words before falling asleep will be…: Don't give up, it takes a while, I have seen this look before, and it's alright, you're not alone (Accidents can happen • Sim.A.M) [great song to listen to when you feel like your life is fucking shit btw]

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delysartfanart · 6 years ago

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Satsuten ep. 11

Yeah I know, I’m a bit late, but finally here the comment of this episode:

1-Gray considering himself as God

Pretty well done scene! (And more trauma for Ray, YEEEEEH!!!)

2- Ray’s illusion let her to met Zack

Zack here was going to kill her, but something behind Ray appear. A sort of dark cloud (or gas, or whatever it was) that wanted to inglobe her, but Zack cut it fast. And then he grab her hand and run away. This scene was new (I mean yeah, in the game she think about Zack here, but not in this way) but I loved it because the OTPPPP and because it was full of meanings. The dark cloud is problably all the dark side or story of Ray, something that she want to escape from, and Zack cut it. This means that he is saving her, and the fact that they run away with their hands in hands confirm it. They are so close!

Now, pay attention on this two things:

We can’t see Zack’s face, and then, his scythe with his bandages. At the first look I didn’t know what to think about it, but I watched again the episode, and now I have a theory about it: We can’t see Zack’s face because he isn’t covered in his bandages, that are now with his scythe. Remember that Ray wanted to know better him since she came back to floor B6. Now put this with the fact that Zack’s face is now a shadow. Is like he isn’t covered anymore with his bandages (that he use always for cover himself, for cover his skin), so he do not hide anymore his skin, but at the same time we can’t see it. The theory is that Ray wants to know him, but it’s not easy. Under his bandages, is like he cover not only his skin, but also his trueself, the real Isaac Foster, and not only the serial killer. Ray can’t see his face because ok that she wants to know him, but at the same time also Zack must to want to let her to see him. But is not easy for him, that spent his life covering himself, like a barrier, and don’t let someone to know him, to know what he hide under the bandages.

(my english is so bad, but I hope you understand what I mean)

Anyway, Ray can wake up thanks the Zack’s knife

But ATTENTION:

Only this cut. ONLY THIS. AND SHE ANYWAY GET UP FROM GRAY’S ILLUSION.

WHAT. THE FUCK?

NO.

She cut in her hand and in her leg for wake up! What is this?? Come on!

3- Ray wakes up. Ok darling, you have the knifu, you are angry with Gray because with this illusions you had so much problems and Zack is still in danger. Now you are so angry for threaten him with the knife on his throat...

NO...

She... doesn’t.... put... the knife... on his throat....

Just this...

GIRL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????? COME ON!!! I loved this part in the game because finally Ray begin a badass, she was so upset with Gray! But here... meh... she lost here the coolness... I don’t know... The knife behind him, pffffffffff...

4- The medicine!

Now, my ask can be stupid, but... Gray said that he took the medicine from Danny, ok? Danny get all the medicines from his floor. Ok...

But look how much they are!!!! Ray has to use her bag from bring all of them! SO WHERE THE FUCK DANNY PUT ALL OF THIS MEDICINE?

No... I... I don’t wanna think about it...

5- The “MOMENT THAT EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE!!!!”

For your happiness, Ray doesn’t sew up Zack’s hoodie!!! (YESSSS!!!)

Ahhhhh, and we can see HIS SKIN. HIS BURNED SKIN!

I am glad that we can see it, finally! In the game we couldn’t see it, in the manga... meh, yes, but it wasn’t so clear. Too much dark for understand it, and the shots don’t focused on it so much. But here...

GOOD JOB, J.C. STAFF! I AM FUCKING PROUD OF YOU KNOW!

Ok, talking seriusly. Of course, watching Zack’s eyes was obvious that his skin wasn’t soo dark as I always imaginated, but here we can see that is not just a palette. We can see the burned skin effect.

(no Ray, he is fine ewe)

I mean look!!!

This scene is GOLD. I loved it so much (also for the fanservi- COFF COFF)

AHHAHAH poor him XDDD

(Be gentleeeeee uwu)

6- after they sleep a bit, finally can move again for continue their fantastic adventure!

And they talk about Gray

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH XDDDD RAY, STOP MAKE HIM VOMIT XDDD

7- Ahhhhh, the scene that I wanted (and the same time no) to see it. They are in the elevator, and Ray ask how Zack get burned. So he start to talk about it

OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH! BURN ALIVE A LITTLE CHILD!

I never imaginated him like this. Not blondy. I always imaginated that the man was Zack’s father, so for some things was to be like Zack (dark hair, and yellow eyes). But ok. I can’t say so much about it, it wasn’t canon in the game/manga, so ok.

And now... guys...

This... part has to hurt me... but there is this thing that confused me so much:

SO ZACK WAS BURNED IN HIS LEG TOO? WHEN THERE ARE NO BURNS IN HIS LEG? WHAT THE FUCK?

But anyway is a crude scene... my poor baby....

AND BABY ZACK WITH NORMAL SKINNNNNNN T3T LET ME HUG HIM!!! HE SUFFERED SO MUCH, FUCK OFF!!

AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SADIC MAN!

But Zack, telling his story, finish it with “this woman covered me as a mummy and sold me to a house”....

.....

......

..........................

NO.

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT THE FUCK? ZACK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOUR MOTHER ABANDONED YOU IN AN ABANDONED BUILD, THROW TO YOU SOME MONEY AND THEN ESCAPED. SHE NEVER SOLD YOU!!!

J.C. why? You did great with his burned skin, and now this! His story has to be more drammatic for me, but I was more confused that drammatic....

Shit....

(ok prob is me that think too much about it... but... fuck... I am not satisfied...)

Oh, but they let him smiling while telling this. that’s ok.

(Zack, your mother. Come on, say it!)

8- Ray now remember her past and... she was to tell everything to Zack, but...

*FACEPALM*

RAYYYYYYYY!!! TELL TO HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!

9- the floor B1...

THE FUCKING FLOOR B1.

Everything happened before this floor was a tutorial. NOW THE STORY START TO BE MORE INTENSE, MORE ANXIOUS!

(you can hear me screaming)

Vote: 8

I loved the sewing scene and the illusion with Zack scene. These were so beautiful, and from them you can know how much now they care to eachother.

This episode could be more great, but:

-RAY DON’T CUT HERSELF! fuck! in the game Zack was worried about her, and told to her to do something for herself too. From this you could understand better their relationship!!!!

-Ray don’t threaten Gray in the badass mode of the game....

-THe final part of the Zack’s burned skin story... THIS IS A FUCKING LIE! HIS MOM NEVER SOLD HIM!!!!! And someone explain to me how the fuck he couldn’t get burn in his leg while the flames start from his leg! I am confused!!!!

(I FORGOT THE BONUS!!!)

BONUS

Oh Ray.... you lucky girl... uwu

#satsuriku no tenshi #satsuten #angles of death #angels of slaughter #ray #zack #isaac foster #rachel gardner #ray x zack #zack x ray #gray #reverend #anime #man #rpg horror ga #satsuriku #satsuten anime

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allofthisnonsenseplease · 7 years ago

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got a couple responses about what chats to post, so i’ll work on that over the next week or so, starting with this one. =)

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA I have to imagine tho like as an important public figure they'd make him wear makeup for tv and shit

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Well, sure, but they'd prolly have someone apply it while Jack grumps and Gabe pokes fun at him. OH! FUCK! XD GABE PUTTING MAKEUP ON THE STATUE

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHAHAHAH

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack comes back from his interview or whatever and sees it and is one straw closer to burning the whole place down

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 plot twist: Zurich was Jack's extremely botched attempt at destroying the statue

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''D Jack really should have studied up with Blackwatch more--he destroyed everything BUT the statue!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 LITERALLY either that or he blew it up and it was rebuilt in his "memory"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 spinning and cussing in his grave XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 Jack: I should blow it up again Ana: NO

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they rebuilt it bigger, better, and COVERED IN GOLD Jack: * muffled shrieking from half a world away *

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KSFNANCNS THE BAD END

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 re: Jack is bad at stealth. Rejoining overwatch as 76 to keep his identity secret. Blatantly cursing and punching walls whenever someone brings up or shows a picture of the statue

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 but like!! Jack coming back home after a tv thing and making a beeline to the bathroom to furiously scrub the makeup off, looking in the mirror as he does it and practically watching the strike commander disappear until it's just him again. just jack.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ohh i like that one. Him searching out Gabe, too, and nuzzling him to get the last of the make up smell off. lol

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is like lying in bed reading and jack kinda flops into his side and gabe is like "dude you smell like chemicals" and jack mumbles "shut up I know" as he presses his face into gabe's shoulder

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ohh, what about (and this is a big stupid stretch of an idea, but) Jack HATES having to wear make up and he HATES having to let someone put it on him. He doesn't like the smell, he doesn't like how it feels, and, particularly when they're doing around his eyes and he's got to keep his eyes closed, he doesn't like not being able to see what's going on. He's almost impossibly fidgety, and the ordeal makes him jumpy and bad tempered to the point where they have to schedule a ridiculous amount of extra time to get it done and let him settle afterward (and then touch up just before). But then Gabe, not knowing how else to help, looks up tutorials and learns how to do make up well enough to take over. With Gabe handling it, Jack is calmer and less of a pain in the ass. He can sit still and shut his eyes and listen to Gabe talk to him while tilting hsi head this way and that, carefully applying concealer and contouring, and brushing just a bit of gloss onto his lips with his finger.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 NDAKCJAJCKS AHHHHHHH plus gabe knows how to make jack look Good(TM)

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i'll believe that last when i see it XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDD POINTS AGAIN AT HANZO gabe is a talented dude

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'm sure he could make jack look like a decent 7 or 8 the worst for him is probably the hair products lmao he keeps fidgeting w his hair and messing up his carefully tousled hairdo and the person in charge of his appearance threatens to handcuff him

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD And when Jack reflexively perks up a bit about that, Gabe swats him. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 HAHAHA JACK "later jack" "promise?" "only if you don't touch your hair during this press conference" the only way to get Jack to cooperate Predictably XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack becomes adorable kitty!Jack where the impulse to touch his hair is so strong it's almost visible to those around him, and he's sitting stiff as a board, fists pressed into the tops of his thighs. lol

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 shandnandksxna honey beeee Kitty Jack's sense of smell is probably also better So the products are extra annoying

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Kitty!Jack making disgusted expressions 'cause he keeps tasting it while using his piddy paws to clean his face.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AWWW makes the Blep with his nose all wrinkled

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Yeah! XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe knows he should feel bad but it's So Adorable awww but qoq I mean I think jack already suffers from dissociation but like. I can't imagine the makeup would help with his self-image. like he keeps seeing pictures and videos of this guy who's supposed to be him but it doesn't look like him, it looks like the Strike Commander. and the statue's face is modeled after the Strike Commander face. and whenever they show him his face in the mirror after they finish up with the makeup it just doesn't make sense in his head that he's looking at himself. By the time it all falls to pieces, he's irreparably disgusted with his own image. the visor helps.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 WELL JUST FUCKING MAKE ME CRY LIKE NO WARNING THANKS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ;_;

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 being Strike Commander swallows jack whole and spits out a nameless faceless soldier

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 WHERE IS ALL THIS FEELSY CRAP FOR GABE THIS IS WHY JACK KEEPS ENDING UP CURSED IN THE FAIRY TALES AND GABE IS THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE CURSE

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe, from the back: CALLED IT

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 WELL I'M SURE GABE ISN'T HAPPY HOW HE LOOKS BEHIND HIS OWL MASK EITHER

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOT WRITING A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST STORY ALSO GABE KNEW BEING STRIKE COMMANDER WOULD BREAK JACK BUT DID HE KNOW HOW BAD BLACKWATCH MIGHT BE FOR HIM ALTHO HE SEEMED P OK IN THAT LAST COMIC ((a gag BatB story tho, where Gabe goes to the beast to save his father's life, but it's just Jack in the castle, looking like his young strike commander skin, and Gabe is all: 'uhh i thought there was a hideous monster...?' and Jack is just 'oh, you have such a good heart to be able to pretend to overlook this HIDEOUS DEFORMITY ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FACE' 'your...chin...?' 'MY CURSE'))

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SKDKAMCHAKXMANCMA I'M FUCKIN DEAD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe: dude you look fine jack: QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 my initial response to that was a little bit crude Jack immidiately pops the question and a boner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 >||3c AHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD JACK THAT ISN'T HOW YOU TREAT FIRST TIME GUESTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack: u should fuck me like immediately gabe: MY DAD IS DYING

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''D JACK NO WHO COULD EVER LOVE SUCH A COCKWAFFLE X''''''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS ,,,, INTO DESPAIR XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 I'M A LUGHINF AND IT HURTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 okay okay. switching gears for grins and giggles: BW Jesse getting it into his head that he wants to get Gabe a REALLY GOOD birthday gift, so he convinces Jack to be waiting for Gabe in his room that night in a frilly maid get up. But Gabe nearly busts a gut laughing when he sees Jack, and he can barely manage to ask who put him up to that. Jack's on the war path. Gabe thanks Jesse the next day, 'cause he really needed a good laugh. i just i think that one's sato's fault

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 DMAFNABVZSCAC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 she had hockeybody!Flynn in a maid get up and X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHAHA Gabe TRIES to thank Jesse but he can't find him He asks around and discovers Jesse is in the medbay

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Thanks are recinded. Jack is crap at stealth and they all know it. If Jesse couldn't manage to avoid him, then he needs to start over with the basics. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD gabe sneaks him a quick high five tho XD lmao but like imagine when they were first having sex w each other and jack is like so gabe >:3 got any special fantasies? and gabe is like um,,,,,, sweats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, could you like,,,,, hold me down,,,,,,,,,, and jack is just. oh boy.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D The Adventures of Vanilla Bean and Baby Corn

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 baby corn dipped in Spicy Sauce

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack has to revaluate his List of things he wanted to try w gabe

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 He asks for Gabe's list first to see what the starting line is Jack: okay, let's see.... hold him down, dirty talk, cat ears.... * turns paper over * Is that it???

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHA gabe, all huffy: well what does YOUR list look like? jack, glancing down at his 16 page essay of a list, hides it behind his back

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 'it's...um...let's start with a mutual comfort zone!!' * internally * oh god i'm not gonna make it

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 super soldier dick, jack, do it for the super soldier dick

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: Gabe, take a look at this list of kinks that was completely computer generated and in no way compiled by anyone you may or may not be sleeping with, and just...just tell me if any of these sound like they might float your boat.

Jack: No judgment.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA JACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: please pick them all please pick them all

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack's like hovering over gabe's shoulder and tries very hard not to groan when gabe passes up a particularly fun one

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe: I didn't know watersports were a kink. Do you, like, watch videos of people on waterskis or something? Jack, trying not to weep his soul out into a puddle: I'm going to die

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 amhcnamcjbaskcjbKJSDNVSKJDCB JACK NO

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ((i don't actually want that one on jack's list but i don't have enough readily available in my 'this is a thing' knowledge to make a similar joke X'''D)) ((brain bleach pls))

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDD yeah watersports is really,,, gross XDD like please,,,,,,,,,,, why I DON'T DOUBT JACK WOULD BE INTO IT BUT. not for me lmao

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOPE DRAWING THE LINE AT THAT XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 TENTACLES ARE FINE AND DANDY BUT NO WATERSPORTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 u gotta draw a line in the sand dude. you gotta look at yourself and say, "what am i willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe: what is a sybian jack: skvjnsekjcnaskjcn

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ...do i want to know?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 it's basically like a saddle thing that you set on the ground and you can attach different vibrators and shit to it

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 okay, that's...after the initial recoil, that's not as bad as it could be. I can see Jack having some fun with something like that and a partner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 he absolutely has one XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i have to like, detach these ideas from the larger bubble of 'shit people actually do/use' and then it's acceptable for the animated characters XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 YEAH XDD same jack is finally like okay let's just,,, start with the cat ears and take it from there

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack uses the expression 'well, fuck me sideways' one day, and Gabe shoots him a brief, worried glance, wondering if that's going to be on the final. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe's idea of adventurous sex is having it out on the beach where sand will get into uncomfortable places. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 awwwww omgg jack is like look if you're gonna have sex in public wouldn't you rather do it somewhere comfortable like the weight room gabe is scandalized

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD THE WEIGHT ROOM IS SACRED JACK.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M JUST SAYING,, THERE ARE YOGA MATS THERE GABE he quickly tacks on a HYPOTHETICALLY but gabe is giving him a suspicious look

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?? Jack: do you honestly think i had anything better to do with my time back home?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is suddenly considering how many partners jack has had before him and doesn't like the weird knot he's getting in his stomach

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 oh no gabi don't. ; ; you will only make yourself sad just b/c other ppl have enjoyed cornflake does not mean you cannot now enjoy cornflake

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 well that's one way to put it XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD How about something happy? Gimmie just a minute.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 THIS IS MORE THAN A MINUTE XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 They compromise for their date. Gabe plans a picnic on the beach--a light supper, wine as they watch the sun set, little LED tealights to set the mood as the stars come out. They're sitting close together on a huge blanket to keep off the worst of the sand. Being outdoors where anyone could stumble across them leaves Gabe's stomach twisting in nervous, excited knots, but he knows it takes a little bit more to get Jack there. He's brought a blindfold and handcuffs for that reason. They come out after the wine's gone, and he's close enough to see Jack's interest spike, like a spark in the electric blue of his eyes. Gabe takes it slow, trading anticipation for something more edgy. They strip down between kisses, and if Gabe is more forceful than usual, more ready to push Jack down and pin him as their tongues slide against each other, mouths trying to find hte perfect fit, it's only because he doesn't want Jack to rush this. By the time they're both fully undressed, Jack is practically whimpering. That's when the blindfold goes on. That's when Gabe pulls Jack's arms behind his back, kissing a line up his spine as he cuffs his wrists and hopes like hell that no one stumbles across them...or at least that he's allowed a chance to explain.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KFJNAEKJCNAECKJN

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe's got more surprises in the basket for Jack, but he still takes his time, straining his patience too, as it's hard to see Jack so painfully eager for him, cuffed and begging. He kisses every inch of Jack's chest, hand wandering on ahead, lower, and lower still, fingertips ghosting over skin, pinching, making Jack jerk beneath him. He very carefuly does not touch Jack's cock, and the disappointed groan as his touch wanders to Jack's thigh makes him laugh. He pays particular attention to Jack's nipples, kissing and sucking, nipping at them. Jack urges him on with meweling, pleading sounds, rough and heated. The noises spill from his lips and shoot straight to Gabe's cock, but he holds himself back. 'Not yet, not yet. This isn't enough to satisfy Jack.' omg if this keeps up it's gonna turn into a full on scene

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 s h r i e k s quietly kfwejcknaekckjaneawdkjnd take good care of him gabe BUT ALSO GABE BABY HONEYBEE DON'T U WORRY YOU ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO SATISFY JACK QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Well, sure, because Gabe actually has this little thing called RESTRAINT. Not to be confused with restraints, which Jack IS familar with.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack realizing that yes all these kinks are really really fun and all but maybe he relied on them to make sex interesting with his other partners because those other partners didn't inherently interest him. gabe, though.... gabe is different LMAO JACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 aaaaaaaah!!! XD That was the other thing I was about to start typing up--that Gabe shows Jack how fulfilling sex can be even if it's pretty vanilla, so long as you've got a good partner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ fulfilling indeed lmao

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 keeping it simple is.... really intimate, jack realizes. despite all the trust you need for the kinky shit, there's something really intense about keeping it uncomplicated something less "for the fun of it" and more... for love

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 For that connection. Just to get as close as you possibly can with another person.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 as soon as gabe is inside him, jack is mortified as his eyes start welling up

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack never realized he could ache to close the distance separating him and someone else, even when all that divides them is their own skins, but Gabe makes him feel that ache, makes him think that he wasn't complete on his own, that he had anotehr half waiting and he's only just now found him.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe touches Jack's face, palm cupping his cheek, brown eyes filled with the warmth of home. He's gone still as he asks if Jack's okay, and he brushes away a tear with his thumb. Overwhelmed, Jack has to close his eyes against it all.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M DEAD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ' 'm fine,' he says, voice too thick and carrying tremors. 'Fine,' he repeats. 'Nothing's wrong.' He wraps his arms around Gabe's neck, pulling himself close to hide his face and whisper in his ear: 'Keep moving.'

Gabe starts to pull out, afraid that he's done something wrong. He's never seen Jack cry before. Shout, yes, scream, sure, but not cry, not like this. He's barely shifted when Jack's legs tighten around him. 'Jack,' he says, quietly, warningly. It isn't up for discussion that if one of them (him, usually, he thinks, they discussed this specifically for him) starts to feel uncomfortable, then they stop, no questions asked. He loosens Jack's hold around his neck, pushing him gently back to get a good look at his face, and he goes cold inside to see the tear track running down Jack's cheeks. 'It's okay, Jack. Whatever I did, I'm sorry. We'll stop. I--'

'I love you!' Jack shoves the words between them almost like an accusation. 'I didn't think... I didn't know it would...would be like this.' When he closes his eyes, more tears run down his cheeks. He's reached up to grip Gabe's arms, clinging to him. 'I don't know what to do,' he admits quietly.

'Jackie. Mi sol. Shhh.' Gabe kisses his forehead and pulls him close, shushing him and whispering endearments and kissing his hair. His heart is swelling to fill his chest. jack loves him. Jack LOVES him! But the wetness of tears falling against his skin, Jack's soft sniffles rein in his joy. It's causing him pain. Why would loving cause him to hurt like this?

aaaaaaaaaa sorry it just wandered off i don't know where i was going

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KJSENFAKDJCNSSKCJN I'M SO GONE SEUCINSUCNIDSCUN SIGN ME UP FOR THIS EMOTIONAL SHIT OMG

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack is just so suddenly overwhelmed by just how much he loves gabe and he doesn't know what to do with it and he thinks he's going to die if gabe doesn't start moving jesus christ

afterwards, jack decides it was far from the most strictly pleasurable sex he's ever had but.... it was good. it made him feel good, in a way he hasn't ever experienced before. and as soon as the weight of gabe on top of him is gone he aches for it again.

he feels raw and hot inside. he finds gabe's hand next to his, and holds on like he's falling even though they're lying next to each other.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack tries to explain to Gabe why, even now, tears keep welling up and threatening to fall. He fumbles over the words, trying to explain how he hadn't realized how separate he felt from everyone, how being with Gabe makes him feel like he hadn't ever been whole before. Gabe listens patiently, holding Jack's hand between them, and reaching over to pet his hair, his arm, his side just to reassure Jack that he's there and he's listening. When Jack trails off, still not sure how to put all he felt into words, Gabe tells him the story about how, long ago, people weren't as they are now: they existed with four legs and four arms, two minds but one heart in a body, and they were whole and happy. But the gods, jealous of their happiness, split them apart. So now, everyone spends their life searching for that other half, the half that would complete them and make them whole again. The half that heals all the deep-down hurts, makes it easier to love yourself, even, because it's so easy to see the love shining in their eyes.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KICK A HOLE IN THE WALL

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD DON'T KICKA HOLE INT HE WALL

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH I'M GONNA DO IT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Don't do it. Write about Jack doing it. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK IS LIKE HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND KICKS A HOLE IN THE WALL

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AND GETS HIS FOOT STUCK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack is punch drunk on love He's so punch drunk he can't even punch, the cornfuck.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is like wtf how did you get your foot stuck in the wall and jack just yells I LOVE YOU and gabe is like that doesn't answer my question at all

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack's one of those people whose brain bypasses B on the 'this makes sense' flow chart, so he just ends up confusing people by insisting C BECAUSE A

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 YEP after gabe gets his foot out of the wall he's like so how did this happen again??

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: I HAD TO KICK IT TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN Gabe: ...what? Jack: ...i'm emotionally compromised. take me to bed.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 siehcnsdkjcnsdkjcnsec gabe tells the story to ana, totally confused, and ana bursts out laughing. "he loves you so much he got his foot stuck in a wall!!!" "what??"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D Gabe: Listen, Jack, it seems like this relationship is putting you under a lot of stress, and that's the last thing I wanted to do, so if we need to slow down-- Jack: I want you inside me Right. Now. Gabe, gaping like a fish: ...so...we're good...on the pacing, then.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AJKCNAEKJCNASCJINADC the next day gabe is minding his own business doing paperwork in his office when jack bursts in and grabs him by the collar and is like Marry Me

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 orz why does Jack always dial everything up to 11?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SERIOUSLY gabe: uh,,,,, we can start planning a wedding, sure?? when did you have in mind, like next yea- jack: tomorrow gabe: WAIT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 PUT ON THE BREAKS, JACK Jack hasn't even had time to go get a ring. He just brings up a dish of oily onion rings that he stole out of Jesse's lunch and shoves one at Gabe.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JAAAAACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 He nabbed a potted plant from reception since he couldn't get to a florist.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK!!!!! gabe is like JACK YOU'RE RUINING MY DREAM WEDDING jack shrugs and is like fine we can get a divorce and then get married again

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD But Jack freezing at that, and eyeing Gabe suspiciously. 'Dream wedding?' 'Yes. Jack.' 'Am I up there with you?' Siiiiiiigh. 'Yes, Jack. You're facing me at the altar in my dream wedding.' Jack is slightly mollified by this.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 awwwww omg they compromise by eloping asap, taking a year to plan for a wedding, and divorcing the night before so they can get married again XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD gdi those fucks

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack is like i am not spending another second not married to you gabe gabe is like well can't argue with that the night before the wedding when they're technically divorced jack starts giggling mid-sex and is like "having sex out of wedlock is a sin gabe" and gabe is like "LITERALLY HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE JACK"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 there's just something about being able to say "my husband" that makes jack want to explode with happiness

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe wonders if they should get divorced every year so that they can get married again on their anniversary because Jack is an absolute ball of sunshine during wedding sex.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 zkjnsdckjsndksdjnc they decide it's too expensive so they settle for just reaffirming their vows every year and also it sucks not being able to be married for a few hours

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 but like!!!!! they're so married!!!!!!!!!!! they start exclusively referring to each other as "my husband" and take great satisfaction in showing off the rings

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 omg XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 i'm so emotional

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 goons

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack has pictures of their wedding all over his office gabe is a little more classy, he has a picture of them kissing on the altar in a beautiful frame on his desk

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack has Gabe's vows framed. The paper is crinkled and stained and was folded and unfolded so many times that it's actually started to tear in a couple places because gabe would take it out and read over it again and again in the days leading up to the wedding to be sure he had it memorized word-perfect.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe has a flower from the ceremony pressed and laminated. He keeps it in his wallet as a sort of charm.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 qoq SAPS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 So how many times do you think one or the other has had to request a new desk because they couldn't control themselves and put it to more strenuous use than it was intended for?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 ALL THE TIME

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 There's a special budgetary allocation for desks. XD It is not allowed to be slashed, even if Overwatch is having a financial crisis.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 >||3c it's like that fuckin meme where someone's like "help me budget" and then has a wild amount of money dedicated to something totally unnecessary

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''''D I'm just imagingin them going at it right it he middle and the damn thing snapping liek a mousetrap around them!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 they get a new financial advisor for overwatch and she's like "well why don't you just stop putting all this money towards new desks, why would you need that many each year??" and ana is like LMAO DON'T BRING THAT UP TO THE COMMANDERS OKAY AHAHAHA YEAH gabe always stops briefly to check if jack is okay but jack is always just more turned on by it

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 DON'T BE A WUSS, GABE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK ME LIKE THAT! HARDER!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack secretly loves breaking the desks. the fact that gabe can fuck him That Hard is a super turn on

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 you say secretly XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDD sometimes u just gotta break a desk ya know

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe comes in one day and Jack is trying to stack a second, smaller desk on top of his usual one, and Gabe is just NO.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 IUFHAKJFNAEKJCNASC HOW WOULD GABE BE ABLE TO REACH HIM HIS DICK ISN'T THAT BIG

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they would literally be on top of hte desk like not even touching the floor at all XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 oh okay XDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they can do it. i believe in them

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I WAS LIKE HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD like, not agains the desk, ON the desk i like that of all the ridiculous things we discuss, your 'that won't work' so far has been on top of the desk. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDDD I MEAN HOW COULD THAT WORK WITH LIKE JACK HALF ON THE DESK AND GABE W HIS FEET ON THE FLOOR

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i'm rolling with the idea that the strike commander gets a ridiculously huge fuck-off desk i mean

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 fuck off desk indeed

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 this is a universe where reaper can teleport and eat people's souls i think we can make an allowance for an unusually large desk XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 like, twin bed sized at least

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 god that's so much money

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THE BUDGET??? X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 UN: STOP BREAKING YOUR DESK jack, laying out a blanket over the desk: what? i'm the person who always cringes during superhero movies when they're destroying all those buildings and shit bc GOD SO MUCH MONEY XDD IT MAKES ME SO UPSET

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Don't forget, those fuckers have touch screens in them. That's a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of uncomfortable butt dials

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 WOW OH GOD LITERALLY

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK'S ASS HITS A BUTTON AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE CALLING SOME REALLY IMPORTANT DIPLOMAT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 this call may be recorded for quality assurance

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KFJNAKJCNSKASJCNASC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack comes into Gabe's office one day, looking an odd mix of pleased and nervous. 'Honey...what's your position--err...opinion on home made sex tapes?' '...why?'

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 IJDBIDUBCIUBSIUBC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 'well, um, you see... wemighthavemadeoneandihaveautomaticuploadsetupsothegoodnewsiswe'vegottenanamazingnumberofhitsiloveyouvanillabean'

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SKFSDKJCNSDCKJNSDCKJNSDKJCNSDKCJNSD JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gabe: gabe: gabe: it's really illegal to murder your spouse right

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: Really really illegal, oh light of my life. Jack: But think about it! This could be a really good career oppor- Gabe: If you finish that thought, I will divorce you for real.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe, cracking his knuckles: good thing blackwatch specializes in quiet assassinations jack: >:3c gabe: ..... this isn't a sex thing jack this is an actual real threat jack: :frowning:

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''''D

#cornfuck and the reaper #R76 plot ideas #lil-hiss i'm running w the second of your requests first bc i like it better tbh XD

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athyrabunlord · 8 years ago

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The chikayou moment in the drama tho 👀👀👀👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I was like, omfg mikan did you really just say that? Omfg Kanan u awesome wingman did you just-?! Oh my god oh my god (CV: Suzuki Aina) this is actually for realz?! Who, who approved of the script X’D!!!! So where’s the part where You feasts Chika I need that bonus drama track ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

_(:’3」∠)_ after all the chikariko official arts, I finally got my lovely dose of chikayou. it was very delicious hot and fresh as per mikan said. I srsly just paused the drama track right after You said “itadakimasu’ to doodle XDDDD and I looped the last tidbit several times already. It’s just gold

#symphonyalpha #chikayou #srsly still the best drama tracks ever X'D #not just this one #but the guilty zura & flower trio segments too gawd #diariko esp #detective sakurauchi and totally not hardness10 penguin in the HPT drama tracks

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starkaryen · 8 years ago

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Bryan and my auto’s story at RDC3

Ok. So. A LOT of things have happened at RDC3, and I haven’t processed any of them. But this one, especially... I need to write a post about it (if you want to know more about my adventures at RDC3, you just need to go to my twitter, or the thread I made with ALL my tweets about the con, HERE, and take a look).

Also, it’s gonna be long (that’s what he said), so I’m sorry in advance. But bear with me.

(Before I begin, I need to give some context. In case you don’t know, I have a book. Basically, a few friends surprised me by working their asses off to put together a lot of my fics to print them, because my dream has always been having A BOOK with my writing (because writing means SO MUCH TO ME, gosh). At first it was supposed to be something just for me, and the first version of the book, the one I have, even had some problems, mistakes, etc (which I love because now it’s unique xD). But when I announced what had happened on twitter, some people told me they wanted to buy a book. I was shocked, because I was like, what the hell?!?! And I still am a little shocked that there are people now with my book on their bookshelves- but, that’s not the point. The point is I corrected the mistakes from the first version and put it up for sale, and people actually bought it (!!). Some people bought it for RDC3, so I brought those books with me, and around 6 extra copies just in case someone wanted to purchase it there.

Okay, context given, I’m gonna get on the story.)

Before the con, while thinking what to take to get signed, I considered the Feeding Hannibal book, the art book, etc. But while I would’ve also loved that, I also considered the copy of my book. Because it was... so much more personal?? And after all the good things the book has brought me, having it signed by them would make it EVEN MORE special. So, even though I was scared as hell about it, I finally decided to take the book.

And now, we fast forward to the con. The Gold tickets had the autographs with Hugh and Bryan on Sunday, and with the rest on Saturday. As a quick anecdote, Scott signed my book (after asking what it was, I told him, and he said “uh, nice!”) but wrote my name “wrong”, just without the acute accent (my name is Icíar). When it was Aaron’s turn, after asking me to pronounce my name like 5 times and saying “oh my god, looooovely!”, and trying to pronounce it himself and failing (he’s so cute xD), he opened the book and asked, “this is an acute accent, right???” and I went like, “yeah, but don’t worry, because most people don’t put it on the name” (which is sadly true, and most people here in Spain pronounce it wrong whether it has the acute accent or not xD). But he went like, NO! I’M GONNA WRITE IT!!! And Scott didn’t??!?!” and looked at me like !!!! And I joked “yeah, can you believe him??” XD. So, he signed it, and then added a GIANT arrow to make sure we all see the acute accent xDDDDDD

Okay, Sunday. I was so SO nervous.

We came to the autograph’s queue for Bryan and Hugh. They had put Bryan first and then Hugh, which was a HUGE mistake because Bryan was taking sooooo long with each single person, his queue was the slowest ever. So they had to be constantly relocating people from Bryan’s queue to Hugh’s, because his queue was running out while Bryan’s wasn’t moving. That’s what they did to Emma ( @firuflies, who was coming with me) and I, and they sent us to Hugh’s queue. When I got to him, I handed him first the Holy Trinity print from @camilleflyingrotten that I was also taking to have signed. He looked at it and said “this is awesome...”, then signed it and announced cheerfully “top of the iceberg!! (his signature)” xDDDD. Then I gave him the book, and when he saw the “Mongoose” title, he GIGGLED, as if saying “aaah I know why this is called Mongoose”, but thankfully didn’t ask anything else (thankfully because that would’ve been TOO many emotions, for sure xD).

We went back to Bryan’s queue and I swear we were there for like an hour. BUT, THE MOMENT CAME FINALLY.

I was going first, and Emma was behind me. So I said hi, and he was as cheerful and kind as ever. The first thing I did was explain to him that we had brought him a letter from the @hannibalcreative, and I had brought him another letter and a poetry book I wanted to gift him, but the stewards had taken the gifts from us at the entry. And he said, “but they’re in my box???” (like, super excited), “Yeah, yeah, they’re in the box!” “Okay!!!” (he’s seriously the best xD). So I finally give him first Camille’s Holy Trinity print, he takes it and says “Oh Camille, she is SO talented...” (in case you missed it, Bryan fucking knOWS Camille, and he loves her art. He talked ABOUT HER on stage on one of the Q&As, and about the Cuba Kiss one with Hugh xDD), and Emma and I were like, “YES, SHE IS SO TALENTED!!” and he told us that he wanted a Cuba Kiss poster, so I told her, “well, you have her redbubble now!” (he asked her for a card) ahaha.

So he signs the print, and then it was the book’s turn. He takes my book - which, by the way, MY copy of the book doesn’t have the title or name on the front, it’s just the ravenstag -, opens it and starts flipping through some pages, and then I start shaking, because he’s gonna ask, he’s gonna ask- and he asks: “whaaaaat... is this...?” So I go like “uuuuuuhhhh thissssssss issssss... a collection of.... fanfics that I wrote?? (I probably sounded stupid, but I was seriously like !!!!) My friends put them together to print them... and then... we printed a few more for people who asked for it...???” So in that moment Bryan looks up at me open-mouthed like !!, and asks, ASKS, “Oh!! Can I order it??” In that moment I started shaking (like, seriously), and I opened my mouth but my brain didn’t cooperate, and I think I only managed to mutter “uuuuuuuh” (bob Burger’s Tina style). But luckily, Emma was right beside me, and she reached for my backpack, yanked it open and pulled out the last extra copy of my book I had left, and says, “ACTUALLY! *puts book on table* she has an extra copy!” At that point I’m like “O__O”, and Bryan looks at it and then suddenly reaches to his back pocket, pulls out his wallet, and says “Oh! Can I buy it???”

And. Well.

I died right there.

(Because. Okay. Leave apart the fact that this is a book written by ME, which, HOLY FREAKING FUCK, but I’m actually a nobody. But can you fucking believe Bryan Fuller pulled out his wallet to PAY SOMEONE for a collection of FANFICS about HIS SHOW??? Like, who THE HELL DOES THAT??? With any other creator, they would’ve side-eye me, judged me, they would’ve probably thought “this isn’t exactly legal, you know?” or just said “ah, okay” and kept signing it. But no. BRYAN FULLER ASKED ME HOW COULD HE ORDER IT, AND THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS WALLET TO PAY ME.)

*Clears throat*

Okay, so. I obviously told him, “NO NONONO!! Please keep it!!!” Because I was NOT going to accept his money, like wtf!! And he asked, “you sure??” and I don’t know how I didn’t start chuckling bc !???!?, and said, “YES OF COURSE!!” So he picked up the book, put it on a small pile of things he had on the table, and looked me again in the eye and said “thank you!” to which I said “no, THANK YOU!” (I think I thanked him like a million times from that moment to the moment we left). After that, I was fucking dead, and didn’t catch it, but Emma told me he also touched the book right before signing mine, and said “I can’t wait to get on this”, so HAH BYE.

After that he finally signed my actual copy of the book (which I love because he chose THAT quote and I almost cried right there when I saw it), but in that moment I was like, “OH SHIT, I should tell him my book has... you know. SMUT!!!” So I went: “I should warn you, though, this has... this is...” and as I was so fucking dead, I coULDN’T FIND the word I was looking for (explicit, or something... you know. More subtle), so I blurted out: “PORN.” I think Bryan smiled and started waving his hand like “it’s okaaaay”, but I wasn’t finished, and I continued: “WELL, I mean. You showed us a DICK(*), soooooo...” and he nodded and said “Yeah! And I have porn too!” (which right now I don’t know if he means the pic he showed us, the book itself, or SOMETHING ELSE?? But oh, Bryan xDDD). So yeah, I’m the one that blurted out PORN in Bryan’s face because I couldn’t remember the proper word xD.

After that, he signed Emma’s things, I was like “holy fuck holy fuck hokyfcuk” meanwhile, and I even said “okay BYE!” before Emma was done, and I was like, “SHIT, COOL IT!” But how could I cool it xD. When she was done, I thanked him AGAIN for everything, and I went out of the autographs’ room while Emma told me to breathe or something, but I was seriously like “O____O”. I don’t know how I managed not to cry, but I was SO DEAD. After that, I went to my group of friends and collapsed on the floor (bless the floors, our friends this weekend), and took me like 2 hours to react xD

(*) At the Meet&Greet, he asked us what our favorite part of American Gods was, and I leaned forwards and asked, “you mean, apart from the Jinn chapter...?” He also leaned in and looked at me and said, “oh, YOU LIKED THAT? WELL!” and took his phone and searched for something while he explained to us that the special effects department had sent us a picture of the Jinn, and he sent it (I guess to the studio, or whatever? I can’t remember that detail, but anyway), but they asked him for a BIGGER penis *in that moment Bryan rolled his eyes xDDDD*, so as a joke, they did *THIS* And then he proceeded to show each of us the picture of the Jinn... naked... with a HUUUUGE penis. Like, yeah. They can’t complain with that lmaoooo (which, by the way, IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL and I can’t believe he showed us that and I can’t wait to see the show, AAHHHHH!!!!!). So after that, he also said that if we liked that, they’ll be doing it MUCH more explicit in the show, because if the book had a blowjob and then cuts to the aftermath, the show is gonna be EXPLICIT, because it’s two muslim men and IT’S WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO, and I was like, YASSSSS.

So, yeah. That was the story of how I talked about penises and blowjobs with Bryan Fuller, and then he tried to buy my SMUT. I am deceased 👌

#rdc3 #bryan fuller #hugh dancy #aaron abrams #scott thompson #hannibal #mongoose book #my fanfic #I guess???

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