#oh it's an April Fools... I hate this
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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PYRITE MY BELOATHED
Pyrite is a naturally occurring mineral composed of iron and sulfur, with the chemical formula FeS₂. It belongs to the sulfide group of minerals and is known for its metallic luster and brass-yellow color, often mistaken for gold, hence the nickname "fool's gold." Read more here:
#PYRITE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE#GET YOUR STINKY FERRO-SULFURIC BREATHE FROM MY FOSSILS AND LOCAL WETLAND ECOSYSTEM YOU FIEND!!!!#I'm talking to the Pyrite not you Grapes. Love you bestie!#my beloathed#pyrite#acid sulfate soils#oxidation#chemistry#pyrite oxidation#fossils#sedimentary rocks#pyrite disease#rocks#crystals#minerals#geology#paleontologt#palaeontology#youtube#fools's gold#oh it's an April Fools... I hate this#Youtube
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april fools day isnt going so great for tbp fandom
tw: child gr00ming, ped0ph!lia, implied+referenced s/a
(sorry if my handwriting is ass in the warning i tried😭) song is shut up (and sleep with me) by sin with sebastian!
istg if this doesnt get into a gacha life/2/club reaction video im burying myself in the 69 inch deep snow outside (yes we still have snow)
#i finally got this uploaded#the black phone#tbp#griffin stagg#angst#tw grooming#tw implied s/a#tw pedophila mention#ew#me n the homies hate the grabber#i love griffy baby#i would tag this april fools but ehhh#oh well#my art shit#sorry if the quality is bad#xoxo#stay safe yall
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30 min monday sketch with @mitchmotch !! (I ran out of time again)
stop looking at me with them big ol' eyes
#hades draws#monday moseying#honkai star rail#march 7th#march 7 hsr#i really like her :]#been able to play more recently and shes great. one day i will make her my most powerful chara#i lost so much time bc i wanted to make the big eyes face and the place lips here meme BWJSBQNWJ#she is so cute. i am never drawing her canon design for a 30 min sketch#i would be halfway done w her shirt and the timer would ring#i hate hoyoverse so much. posts pictures of her on my walls#OH ALSO. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!
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What’s your favorite area to vacuum?
I make my boyfriend vaccuum. I never learned how
#not true. I know how I just hate doing it it's hard on my body#also we have a roomba now#oh I mean my bf is the one who vaccuums that is still true#I just also do know how#april fools ama
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WILL SOMEONE LET US BOOP THEM EMOIGH TO GET 1K BOOPS. I DONT WNAT TO BOTHER AMYONE...
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i booped my moots so much that Tumblr crashed i fucking love this app sm
#oh and happy April fools day#to all my lovely mutuals#i hate you all sm#get it cuz its April fools#har har har
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been thinking on & off about akira..........gbf akira.......farming sim akira.......rf akira.........roleswap & isekaiswap akira............anything akira..........
#stardust speaking !#T_^ when u wanted to write but the past days went to hell ough lets try again another day#i need to study murr cuz i think using him to have him & akira travel in rf...............u know#just rly fond of akira & murr who always meets no matter the universe <-goes for all the wizards#april fools soon............i have grievances Again about their event scheduling but whatever#been thinking about the current dreamscape in alchstar too...ludweiss writing down their life & memories.......#'u should stop writing everyone should just forget us' 'it does matter. even shooting stars#have a home in those who see their beauty' ughhT_^ dont forget about us.................#you have to wake up....dont watch til the end...........#i havent hated any dreamscape but they havent felt as strong as eve's and then they hit me with adras. me who didnt care for regalia#frostfire says some things that i......i wanna write something for u in the future....#ANYHOOOWWWWW i should get to pt2&4th anni but then im like oh but i wanna finish events first & then i go#actually i should catchup to main story and Then read events to heal my heart but then....#do u understand my personal fighting
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*leaves a giant jar of cookies with a child safety lock on it* you can have these later, after dinner
Maybe I'll use them as bargaining chips to get the Barney banjo away from them.
#sgt frog#keroro gunso#tamapost#keropost#april fools 2023#dinner? oh jeez youre right#i hate babysitting never make me do this ever again#-tmm
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⌖ HI, HEY, HELLO! IT’S ME, hi, I’m the problem, IT’S ME, SIMULCASTING LIVE ON AIR and LIVE ON CAMERA! I almost NEVER DO THAT! Are YOU tired of scam calls? I SURE AM! Let’s make these CLOWNS our little APRIL FOOLS! TUNE IN for WILD IMPROV, VOICE ACTING, SCAMMER MALDING, and COVERS OF THE SCAMMER PAYBACK SOUNDTRACK! ALL DAY!
#// gonna drop context in the TAGS!#scambaiting is exactly what it sounds like! you bait scammers. for example pretending to be a potential victim to waste their time. some#people can go further and get their info to report to authorities or reverse connection into their computer and mess up their operations.#Al's goal here is to improv some insane scenarios (see link for an example) and have fun wasting these clowns' time so they can't make money#(this also saves victims but she is fueled mostly by pettiness and spite bc she hates robocalls)#they do get raging tho and she is gonna have so much fun making them rage. she has her own creative insults too.#(first link is long (but worth it) but the second two videos are short)#Her focus is improv but pls remember that she's pretty techliterate (like... her operating system is a linux and she set the hotel network#up with pihole to block all ads on the network) so she is running a virtual machine in case some scammer asks to remote into her computer.#Also! Scammer Payback is a scambaiter with a large following. He collabed with musicians to make a soundtrack. The songs pass as love songs#and stuff but they're about scammers/scamming/scambaiting and it's great. It's Al energy.#Anyway she VERY RARELY goes live on camera bc she dislikes being on camera in real time as there's no editorial control#but this is the sort of thing she wants to be on camera for! she's also broadcasting.#So. Lots of fun improv with live music between calls. It'll be fun. You'll get to see her make music live. Live looping and live instruments#(I don't think city lights & rain on me are officially part of the soundtrack. it's just the same artists collabing. but they have good sax#solos and I think april fool's is The day for Al to unironically refer to herself as h*rny in a song.)#⌖ online#⌖ hellfie#OH! THE FIREARM! I had drafted Al doing an iconic moment from a pengu*nz0 video and decided to use it for this.#She has that bisexual lighting going on too. It's to match the vaporwave music and also bc it's classic youtube.
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I hate you april fools i hate you pranks i hate you youtube fakeout videos i hate you leading people on i hate you fake news articles i hate you 'gotcha' posts i hate you april fools i hate you i hate you i hate you
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Guys I LOVE Demanitus he is so cool and nerdy and heroic. I could have a whole spin-off where he's the main character, I can't believe we don't talk about him more often because he's SO COOL. my blorbo over all the others mwah mwah beloved
#oh demanitus... my dearly beLOATHED#I HATE YOU#APRIL FOOLS#whoever reblogs unironically gets immediately blocked /j#tangled the series#tts#rapunzel's tangled adventure#tangled#tts lord demanitus
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had a good bagel (eventually) how are we all today
#dl#my april fools joke is metalking on tumblr for once#first bagel was bad ubfortunately so i mournfully had to toss it (i got new cheese but it tasted and felt rly weird when it melted)#i hate wasting food but i literalyl had 2 bites of it and was like Oh thats bad. also it somehow csnceled out the taste of everything else#the second one eas good though. ol faithful mozzarella you are always there for me
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april fools' day - charles leclerc
reader x charles leclerc social media au
a/n: based on this request! i hope it's good
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y/nusername: part of the journey is the end. as you’ve heard, charles and i have broken up, but this decision comes from a place of love. i’m so thankful for our time together and i look forward to what our friends era has in store.
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charles_leclerc: 🤜🏻🤛🏻
user92: everybody shut the fuck up
user72: are you FUCKING kidding
user23: love isn’t real
user37: say sike right now
user58: you guys missed april fools' by a couple days you can take this down and we’ll pretend we never saw it <3
user93: im going to cry
user65: the outro music???
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y/nusername: post break up glow. (happy april fools' day, he’s still mine.)
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landonorris: you will pay for this
georgerussell63: You absolute freaks
carlossainz55: You two should not have freedom of speech
y/nusername: me when a bad bitch tells me to stfu 🫡
oscarpiastri: Called it
user58: same
charles_leclerc: Always yours, chérie ❤️
landonorris: oh shut the fuck up
user67: the way we were bamboozled
user47: i hate them
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Chasing Shadows - TEASER
Pairing: popular guy!yeosang x chubby!fem!reader
Genre: Angst (?), fluff
Word count: 582
Posted! Click here to read chasing Shadows!
Warnings: kinda frat boy yeosang, him and his friends are handsome (yes that's a warning), reader has anxiety, she is also insecure, anxiety attacks, yeo is cheeky, like really cheeky, you might wanna flick him a bit, bestfriend! San and wooyoung, suicide mentioned. Lmk if I missed any!!
AN: y'all bear with me this is my first time posting on Tumblr, I'm still figuring out stuff. I had a dream about this and I decided that I'm gonna write a yeo fic. And also if you wanna get tagged, you can give your @ in the comments I'll tag y'all. And also please reblog and like, so I can get more motivated!!
"stop mocking me. I know people like you. you guys go up to girls like me and say you like them only to say 'April fools' or say 'its a dare' later. I hate guys like you"
His grin fades, his expression turning serious, but his eyes still hold a glint of mischief. "You really think that's what I'm doing?" He tilts his head to the side, studying your face intently. He maintains eye contact, his expression unreadable. He sees the suspicion in your eyes, and it only seems to fuel his mischievous glint. He leans forward, his voice lowering. "Let me ask you something..." He studies your face intently, a slight smirk playing on his lips. "First off... do I look like I have a problem finding girls to talk to?" He gestures to himself, a hint of pride in his tone. "And second..." His voice drops lower as he deliberately maintains eye contact. "Second what?" You shout.
He leans in closer, and says "Second, would I really waste my time pretending to like someone just to play an April Fool's prank?" His words send a shiver down your spine as he pulls back, his eyes never leaving yours. "Or maybe..." He looks at you with a half-smirk, half-serious expression "You're actually quite... interesting. Not many people stand up to me like you do." His eyes crinkle again as he studies your reaction "And hey..." He reaches over and lightly taps your finger. You retreat your hand from his touch. His expression shifts to a playful pout, though his eyes still hold a glint of amusement "Wow, so I'm not even worthy of a tiny hand tap?" He leans back in his chair, studying your defensive posture with interest "You're not scared of me, are you?" He chuckles low in his throat, his gaze never leaving yours. "listen, can I not just like you? I like you. I want to be with you"
"No! people don't simply like girls like me" you felt like crying, but you can't. His expression turns mockingly serious, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "Oh, so you're saying you're not likeable? You think I can't like you because you're... what?" He crosses his arms, leaning forward again, his curiosity piqued.
"You know what I am"
"No I don't"
"Fuck. Fine! Im fat and ugly"
His face freezes and for a moment, he looks genuinely shocked. But then, he lets out a harsh laugh. "Fat and ugly? He shakes his head, his gaze raking over your form appraisingly. "You really think that's what I see when I look at you?"
"You don't need to look at me like that, I am like that so fuck off I don't need you laughing at my face."
You stand up harshly, take your bag and walk outside the library. He follows you and grabs your upper arm, not harshly but firmly enough to hold your attention. "Listen carefully..." His voice softens, losing its usual mocking tone. "I'm not some creep who goes around lying to get in girls' pants." You open your mouth to say something but he quickly shits you off. "You know what I see when I look at you? I see someone who's honest, even if it hurts. I see someone who's strong, even when they feel weak. And I see someone who's fucking beautiful, inside and out."
#ateez#ateez x reader#ateez x female reader#ateez x you#ateez yeosang#yeosang x reader#kang yeosang#yeosang#yeosang fanfic#ateez fanfic#college au#yeosang fluff#angst#kpop#fanfic#yeosang x you#hongjoong x reader#seonghwa x reader#yunho x reader#san x reader#mingi x reader#wooyoung x reader#jongho x reader
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I keep seeing this Loveball being mentioned in regards to fresh, but I wasn't in the fandom back then and I don't know what the fuck Loveball is and how it created fresh's character? Asking you abt it bcus you seem knowledgeable abt fresh lol
I'll have you know that when I saw this ask I cackled and rubbed my hands together evilly, completely unironically.
Unfortunately I've already rambled about this before, so I'll copy and paste the rant here rather than ranting anew:
So, like seven years ago there was a fandom-wide event called the Loveball, where people gathered their OCs and had them all attend an UTMV dancing ball. Fresh went, of course. There, he met a Frisk called Pacifrisk. Even knowing who he really was [90's parasite], they still believed he could be good. Before this, he hadn't ever really felt a connection to anyone, or even positive emotions in general. But Pacifrisk's faith in him made him feel positively towards them. This freaked him out. [No Fr@ns though, don't worry. That wasn't the intention for this plot.]
As a result, not only did he try to kill them, but he also went through with his plans: the Fresh Takeover [I forget what it's actually called]. His true reason for attending the ball. OCs were either possessed by the parasites or tried to fight against them. Apparently, some people used alcohol to ward the virus off, as Fresh hates substances such as that.
Fresh wanted to take over the multiverse, with this Loveball being the first step for his total domination.
But then right in the middle of things, a Sans AU [which I totally forget the name of X,D] grabbed Fresh and basically yeeted him into an alternate state of being. One where he could see the creators, all staring at him. An audience.
The Sans revealed the nature of Fresh's existence: That he was simply a character in a story. And if the creators got bored of him, he could easily be written aside and forgotten. Erased. His conquest didn't matter, in the end.
Predictably, this gave him an existential crisis. I'm not sure what happened after, but he stopped invading and went somewhere to contemplate his existence in a depressed state.
Afterwards, he had a new goal: To entertain. To convince the creators that he was worth keeping around. Similar to his previous goal of survival, but now with more dire stakes."
Here are some links regarding the Loveball. I recommend checking them out if you want more info about it, because I didn't really talk about it very deeply here:
https://thebonezone66.tumblr.com/post/139210779428/muffets-love-ball-roleplay
https://www.tumblr.com/bestfresh90smess [This is CQ's RP sideblog]
https://loverofpiggies.tumblr.com/tagged/loveball/chrono
Hope this clears things up! :D
Edit: Oh, and Fresh wasn't created during the Loveball. He was originally an April Fool's shitpost doodle that CQ made, inspired by Dippy Fresh from Gravity Falls. Eventually he developed into the horrifying 90's abomination that we know today.
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