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handern · 2 years ago

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running is a fucking scam I was in national championships I could lift more than my own weight I trained 2 hours a day 5/7 and running was still the fucking worst they made us run laps and I would trail behind and lie down on the road halfway through bc my evolutionary instinct is to punch predators in the face not run from them fuck that

#they want to make me RUN again help girl #oh it'll be good for you to exercise heehoo #LITERALLY I would do anything else but run if I wanted to exercise #my legs always tensed so much I'd cramp #and I was less efficient in the sport I was 'warming up' for #the only thing that warmed up was my LUNGS #it burned after 2 minutes it was hell #and everyone was saying I was being dramatic #bc otherwise I'm good at maintaining efforts for 2 hours #I'm turning insane again god bless my brain is boiling #babbles blabbles #'how about we wake up at 6 and run from the camping to the breakfast building ^w^' HOW ABOUT I JUMP IN THE LAKE INSTEAD #running is a sport in itself it is NOT a slow warm up #if I have to change my breathing in less than 5 minutes I DIE

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