#oh hell yeah these are the cutest 💖✨

[fluffy-ami]

ami bby pls could you do some kaeya headcanons🥺🖤

A/N:Anything for you, little donut 🍩💖

(There's gonna be a lot of shitty hcs because YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KAEYA YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS–)

Kaeya ❄️

Okay, but first of all. I love him. He's a sweetie. Give him to me, I wanna wreck🪶–

Of course our Cavalry captain had a lot of tickle fights with his liTtLe bRoTheR Diluc when they were younger (and their father probably tickled them both a lot), that's how he got experience in tickling and realized that he even liked it as a cute and fluffy way of bonding.

He's a little bit embarrassed about it, though. So, if Kaeya told you that he doesn't mind receiving a few tickles, you actually mean a lot to him.

I like to think that Kaeya's absolute worst spots are his armpits (yeaah, Dani and Diluc, you're not alone), feet, hips and inner thighs. His lower body is ticklish as hell, but his upper body is pretty sensitive, too.

AND YES FINALLY I'M NOT GOING TO TELL THAT HIS TUMMY IS HIS WORST SPOT, I'M STRONG–

But really. Can we talk about his feather sensitivity? I mean, anything fluffy on any spot on Kaeya's body will kill him. Cute shrieky giggles and lots of light squirming guaranteed✨

His laugh is so charming and even collected most of the time, but if you get a sweet spot while tickling him, Kaeya will start shrieking and squealing loudly, and he won't be able to stop himself after that (Kaeya thinks it's embarrassing, but it's actually really cute). It's one of the favourite things about him for people which are allowed to regularly tickle this poor man to tears.

Speaking of which. Kaeya lets the traveller and Klee tickle him as a game, before getting them back, of course. Everyone else can just wreck him from time to time, but if he'll try to get revenge, they'll just wreck him again :D

Sometimes, if Kaeya wants tickles, he'll be extra teasy with the traveller or Albedo (being his usual flirty self but flirtier or something like that 🌚), and finally they've had enough, they turn to him with the mischievous look in their eyes, making Kaeya squeak. "Do you want me to tickle the hell out of you?" And the captain just bOLTS–

Oh, yeah, he loves tickle chases. He thinks that being chased/chase someone to be wrecked/wreck them afterwords is actually a lot more fun (and of course he'll give in pretty quickly eventually, especially if it's Klee or the traveller chasing him, because he sees them both as kids lmao, so he's like "Oh noooooo, I've been cooought, somebody heeELP NO NOT THERE WAIT–")

Okay-okay, but Kaeya's and Klee's sibling-like dynamic in my head I can't–

Kaeya always gives her raspberries whenever they start playing around, because her bubbly giggles are the cutest thing ever. And when Klee tries to raspberry him back and doesn't get a reaction she wanted, she starts pouting but keeps trying to find a good spot on his tummy (she just thinks that "it's not fair that brother Kaeya is not as ticklish here as Klee is"). Her tickles and raspberries are so clumsy, you can even hear an amused "awww" through Kaeya's chuckles 💞

If Kaeya is in the library and tries to get some book from the higher shelf, Lisa would just suddenly appear behind him and sneakily poke the poor man in the ribs (i think she does that to everyone actually ahsohhd-)

Do I even need to talk about that one time Kaeya just....

"Oh Lisa. Hmm... You'd better not forget to return your books on time. I made that mistake once and boy was she angry. My arm is still numb from last time..."

LIKE??? WHAT DID SHE DO, PINNED YOUR ARM ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND WRECKED YOUR ARMPIT UNTIL YOU WERE IN TEARS OR WHAT???

Drunk lazy tickle fights with Venti at the tavern tho (rip Diluc's sanity) 🌚

And of course sister Rosaria must poke Kaeya a few times too, because he may sound like an idiot when he's a little bit too drunk, but his giggles are so cute (plus he probably won't remember anything about this so why not–)

And don't talk about how ticklish Kaeya is and how much he enjoys it, he'll become red as HeCc, curl up into a ball and let you continue wrecking his shit just keep laughing, not saying anything and trying not to sound too happy.

Okay, but even if he's a cute lee, that doesn't mean that he's not a feared ler.

But he's so playful I'm dying 🥺

Literal tickle monster. Wiggling fingers, cute teases, playful growling omg (Crepus tought him well aoskoaosos i'm crying), especially with Klee and traveller (But they are smart kids, so everything Kaeya does just backfires at him eventually lmao–)

"What? Not there? You mean, here? *poke* Here? *poke* Or heeeere? *poke-poke-poke*"

He actually tries to tickle Diluc sometimes. Pretty rarely, though. Plus, Diluc gets annoyed and goodbye, precious wine :'0

...Little-shit-Kaeya who just sneaks into Albedo's laboratory whenever he wants to distract the poor alchemist from work tho-

(Albedo wreck him for me please)

A/N: Okay, it's not all of my hcs i have for him, my head still has so much more, it's a brainrot, guys-

[andvys]

i agree with you guys!! steve wanting a big family is the cutest thing ever, him turning to the gang saying he has experience was heart-melting 💞😭 he'd be a great father and honestly that whole talk was a huge green flag!! what really bugged me was that he said all that to nancy of all people 😭 and then proceeded saying he wants her to have his kids like 😭😭 that was just SUCH bad writing it made me physically wince and cringe. just leave the two of them alone pls (not to mention he said that in such a random moment in the upside down... what was that honey)

i don't like how the writers/directors are treating some characters randomly and making them, well, so ooc....

another thing. im actually scared they're going to kill off either steve or jonathan and nance will be with the one left 😭 and if jonathan dies nancy and steve are going to have kids in the epilogue and it's going to be all ✨it's always been you✨ moment. and if steve dies everyone is going to be like :( you wanted to have 6 kids :( well you never had biological ones but you really were like a parent to us :( and im scared that could happen cause i dont think they're gonna leave steve alone and single like that (even tho it'd be better for his character!!)

sorry for the spam babe. ily forgive me 😭 - honey horny mad sad anon

YESSS IKR??? IT WAS SO ADORABLE 😭💖 he would be the best! just imagine the way he would treat all his kids and how protective and loving he would be🥺 yeah that was soooo annoying 😵‍💫 he literally could’ve said this to anyone else but not nancy 😭 i wish he would’ve said that to Eddie instead and Eddie would’ve told Steve about his perfect future 😭 ikr? i don’t get why they are giving us all these unwanted stancy bullshit, they are past lovers, it’s all over.. it’s either her and jonathan or her and no one 😭 (..well ronance would be nice too but yeah)

THEY DEFINITELY TREAT SOME CHARACTERS SO BADLY 😵‍💫😵‍💫 especially eddie and will.. what the hell was that?

oh noo😭 NOT THE “ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU MOMENT” PLS NOT THIS 😵‍💫😵‍💫 but i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened 😵‍💫 i agree to everything you said! and yeah.. they probably won’t leave him single but it would definitely be better this way, him being single is so much better than him being in a relationship 😭

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THIS I LOVE ALL YOUR ASKS 😭💖 AND ILY 💖💖